wild flowers in mountain village

Chapter 142 0159: I'll tear your mouth apart!
After a night of rain, the morning air in the cottage was even fresher.

Cai Qing was lying down with a thin quilt covering his body. He opened his small eyes and listened carefully. There was still the sound of raindrops outside, so he closed his eyes again.

Cai Qing is the shortest adult man in the village, but his wife Gao Qiong is tall and thick.

Xue'er once told Zhai Wang that once, three women talked about Cai Qing and his wife on the road, and how Cai Qing could deal with Gao Qiong.

Who knew that there was an equally short man behind them, who was anxious to hear their conversation.He took a few steps to catch up and stammered, "You... talk to me! A man's breasts are not directly proportional to...height!"

These words not only made a few women laugh their teeth out at the time, but when they returned home and told the man, the man also covered his mouth and laughed.

This Cai Qing is short and thin, with a handsome face, but his eyes are too small, so he likes to have a mustache. When he is free, he puts his right thumb and index finger under the bridge of his nose, and combs his mustache with two fingers on both sides.

Gao Qiongzu is a head taller than Cai Qing, with big eyes, big mouth, thick lips, and two "big footballs" on his chest, so he is so conspicuous wherever he stands.

Cai Qing and Gao Qiong walking together, naturally became a scene.It's just that the contrast in this landscape is too strong, so it's a little uncoordinated.

Cai Qing heard the sound of raindrops, and knew that he couldn't go to the soil anyway, closed his eyes and combed his mustache with his hands, then put his hands under the quilt, just wanting to have a good sleep again!Gao Qiong called him up.

Cai Qing heard the cry and pretended not to wake up.

Gao Qiong walked forward and took off the quilt: "You dwarf, pretend to be asleep! Get up for me!" She took Cai Qing's hand and pulled it hard, and Cai Qing sat up.

Cai Qing looked at Gao Qiong, opened his small eyes and laughed, "It's raining! Don't let me sleep for a while."

"If you have nothing to do, get up early, get up and eat!" Gao Qiong's thick lips kept saying that.

"Okay, okay, I'm getting up. Wife, you carry me down." Cai Qing looked at the two big footballs on his wife's chest and said.

Gao Qiong opened her arms and said with a smile: "You are still a child! Come on, baby."

Cai Qing suddenly stood up and threw herself into Gao Qiong's arms.

Gao Qiong hugged Cai Qing and left, then tied his hands hard, Cai Qing shook his feet and shouted: "My mother! You broke my ribs! You want to murder my husband!"

Gao Qiong put Cai Qing down and said with a smile: "Baby, will you let me hold you in the future?"

"You mother-in-law, you know my body is thin, but you use brute force, you really want to run me over!" Cai Qing smoothed out his mustache with his hands.

"Stop talking nonsense, go wash your face and brush your teeth and eat. Otherwise, the food will be cold." Gao Qiong said.

After Cai Qing finished his meal, he saw that it was not raining, and said to Gao Qiong, "My wife, the soil is muddy. I won't go to the soil in the morning. I'll go to the ancestral hall for a walk."

"Don't gamble!" Gao Qiong said.

"I don't gamble, I just watch them play small cards." Cai Qing said and went out.

When Cai Qing came to the ancestral hall, there were already some people here.

There is more than ten square meters of open space on both sides of the gate of the ancestral hall to shelter from the rain. There are two tables here, and one table is still empty.A card with three people playing cards.

Cai Qing leaned over and smiled with the three of them: "Who's lucky!"

Dong Mao chuckled: "I'm the luckiest this morning."

"Don't listen to him, this taciturn man wants to win the prize for himself!" said an old man who was nearly 60 years old.

"How big is it?" Cai Qing asked.

"It's a small game! It's only a dime, haha, it's not gambling." Dongmao said.

Cai Qing sat next to Dongmao and watched.

Several people were talking and laughing while playing cards.

Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the old man said, "Dongmao, how about asking for a lottery as soon as you come? It doesn't work!"

Dongmao lost more than ten yuan and felt very uncomfortable. He looked at Cai Qing next to him and said, "Short, did you have sex with your wife last night? You brought bad luck to me!"

"How do you talk, Dongmao? Keep your mouth clean!" Cai Qing combed his mustache with his fingers.

"Clean your mother's! Your hands are always messing with the hair on your mouth. How is your mouth clean? Get out of here and bring bad luck to them!" throw.

"You Dongmao, you can't pull out the blame! Is it your own bad luck that blames me?" Cai Qing blinked and smiled.

"I'm your mother's! I'm not coming!" Dongmao shook the card, stood up and lifted the stool, Cai Qing was thrown to the ground.

"My mother's mother!" Cai Qing got up and cursed, and ran up to avenge the fallen.

The two card players hurriedly blocked them from the middle.

Dongmao and Cai Qing began to squeeze and curse at each other, and the fightrs tried to persuade them.

Someone in the ancestral hall had already gone to the house of the two quarreling people and reported the situation.

When Gao Qiong heard that her man was being bullied, she dropped what she was doing and ran out the door.

Li Rong heard that her husband had quarreled in front of the ancestral hall, so she ran away too.

When Gao Qiong came running, Dongmao was widowed and scolded as he broke free from the barriers: "You dwarf! How about asking for a tall woman? Can you hold your woman down?"

Everyone laughed when they heard it.

Gao Qiong came and was listening to this, she stood in front of the sacrificial hall, with her hands on her hips, staring into her round eyes, and cursed loudly: "Is the man who bullies me short? What can't be suppressed?" Didn’t you, Dongmao, hear of the phrase ‘small*big?’ Can’t hold back a dwarf? Let your mother-in-law try to hold him down, and it’s going to be a thousand pounds!”

When the spectators heard what Gao Qiong said, they burst into laughter.

"Gao Qiong! You are too hurt! Two men quarreling, I hurt us! Why are you scolding me?" Lirong walked up and heard Gao Qiong pull herself into it, and she was not convinced.

"Why am I damaged? Your family's Dongmao is not damaged? He turned my man to the ground and scolded me for being a man? Why is my man bad? Ah? I didn't say he was bad, but your man said he was bad for his wife Give him a try! Did I say this wrong? You say..." Gao Qiong waved a hand on his hip.

"Try what? Your dwarf, his short face, his small eyes that look like the thatch was cut! Humph! Want to follow me, the toad wants to eat swan meat! You are the only one who is blind! Treat him as a baby... "

The scolding between the two women drew everyone's laughter from time to time.

The two men who started scolding each other shut up instead. They watched the two women quarreling!
"I'm blind? Do you think your man is that good? He's a talkative man who likes to gamble, what else is he capable of? Your man can, can't he? He can go to the police station! Today he gambled and pushed people , you don’t scold him when you come, but help him..."

"If I want to scold my man, I will take care of it at home. What happened to him when he entered the police station? What happened to the gambling money? You need to take care of it! If you want to take care of him, I will give you my man! Don't you want shorties anymore? Miss my man, you take it home and take care of it..."

"You bitch! I'll tear your mouth apart!" Gao Qiong cursed and went straight to Li Rong.

(End of this chapter)