wild flowers in mountain village

Chapter 144 0161: Cover your mouth and laugh
Zhai Wang, Cai Qing and Li Rong talked and laughed for a while, and the atmosphere became relaxed and lively.

Li Rong watched the short man combing his mustache with his fingers, and said, "Short man, you won't be angry if we joke about it now, will you?" After speaking, she stared at the short man.

The dwarf looked at her for a while, and said with a smile: "I'm not usually angry. Jokes, jokes, are meant to be fun."

"Let me ask you, Dongmao said that you can't do anything to your tall wife, can you really suppress your wife?" Li Rong said, covering her mouth.

"Didn't my mother-in-law say that? You are small and big, and I am big, and you are afraid that you will not be able to hold her down?" Cai Qing smiled.

"I think, your bottom is aligned, where is your head facing your wife?" Li Rong covered her mouth and laughed again.

"You wild woman, think about this too? You can tell by the height of my short man and my mother-in-law. Isn't my head in the middle of her two footballs? It's comfortable to line up three footballs!" The short man also laughed .

Zhai Wang couldn't help laughing out loud: "Lirong, you are so wild, you dare to ask anything."

"I'm curious. Shorty, you are on your mother-in-law, she is tossing, she is not afraid of throwing you off?" Li Rong continued to ask, still not reconciled.

"You wild woman, try to see if you can throw me down? Why do I use my hands? I'm holding my neck!" Cai Qing said with a smile.

"You can't blame me." Li Rong said.

"I'm talking about you, can't you imagine better? The scene will be more real." Cai Qing said.

"Wild woman, hurry up and chop the duck." Dongmao shouted outside.

"Here we come." Li Rong smiled and stood up and went out the door.

"Cai Qing, there is nothing the women in the village are afraid to say. What men dare not say, they say like machine guns." The king of the village said with a smile.

"It's true. The woman in my family is also wild. She is with women, and she can talk about anything." Cai Qing said with a smile.

"Oh? Did she say something interesting?"

"The woman asked her, your dwarf is so short, really small and big, can you have enough fun? Guess how she will answer him?" Cai Qing looked at the king of the village.

"What did she say?"

"She said that there are no men, and the fingers can have enough fun. I have the big one blocked inside, and there are two volleyballs on my body and a basketball tossed together. If you don't want to have fun, you can have fun!" After Cai Qing finished speaking, he laughed to himself.

When the king of Zhai heard this, he bent over with a smile.Enough laughing, King Zhai stood up and said: "These women in the village! I am convinced, they are really better than the other, and they are of a level!"

While chopping ducks, Li Rong said, "If the women in the village aren't wild, can your village king still live in the village? I'm afraid you'll have gone to the county seat early."

"Zhai Wang, I heard that you have several opportunities to be a cadre in the town, why don't you go?" Cai Qing asked.

"Didn't Lirong say that? I can't bear to part with these women in the village! These women in the village are full of game. Talking to them tastes better than eating winter grass mice!" The king of the village asked Lirong, "Lirong , don’t you think so?”

"Yes. Dongmao, the duck's internal organs haven't been done yet? I fried the duck!"

"It's done, let's fry it!" Dongmao said and entered the room.

After a while, the dishes were ready.

Dongmao said: "Short, I'm sorry, it's too simple, just a duck and a bowl of cured fish."

"Why are you being polite? This is a good appetizer." Cai Qing combed his mustache with his fingers, ready to drink.

"Lirong, let's drink first! You cook a vegetable." Dongmao shouted into the kitchen.

"Okay, the three of you drink first, and I'll stir-fry a vegetable."

The three of them ate, drank, and laughed, and the atmosphere was very relaxed.Li Rong joined the drinking team after serving the vegetables.

After several rounds of drinking by the four of them, Cai Qing became a little tipsy.He pressed the empty glass with one hand, combed his mustache with the other, and said, "I, I don't want to drink anymore, I'm a little drunk."

Li Rong went to grab his glass, "Have a few more drinks, it's not night, you think you're making out with Gao Qiong! I'll send you back to bed when you're drunk."

"I won't drink it. If I say I won't drink it, I won't... stop drinking it. I have to go back and kill... the noon pig." Cai Qing said with a smile while putting the cup under the table.

"Okay, this is the end of today's noon wine. Shorty, put the cup on the table and fill it up with wine. The four of us drank the full round wine and ate." The village king said.

"Yes. Full, full wine!" Cai Qing said and put the glass on the table.

The four cups collided, then parted, and they were all drained in one gulp.

After eating, the four chatted and laughed while drinking tea, the king of Zhai stood up and said, "I'm going back to take an afternoon nap. Li Rong, you send the dwarf off, and say hello to Gao Qiong by the way, so as not to encounter awkwardness on the road later." .”

"Okay, I'm also about to send the dwarf home, and I'll apologize to Gao Qiong!" Li Rong said with a smile.

"What are you apologizing for? If Gao Qiong is so... small-bellied... I, I am a dwarf to fix her... I will use this... basketball to overturn... her... two footballs!" Cai Qing pointed to his head and said .

When Li Rong heard this, she squatted down laughing, clutching her belly and said, "You dwarf, you are so funny, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing!"

Zhai Wang and Dongmao also burst out laughing.

Everyone laughed enough, and the Zhai Wang said, "I'm leaving."

Cai Qing followed suit.Li Rong followed Cai Qing and said, "Dongmao, send the Zhai Wang off!"

"I don't want him to give it away. Dongmao, you are not allowed to lose fire when you play small cards in the future, remember!" Zhai Wang said as he walked.

"Well! Remember. I won't send you off."

The three of Zhai Wang walked to the fork in the road together, Li Rong said: "Zhai Wang, you are good to go."

"Okay. Let's go!" said the king of Zhai.

"Lirong, you should go home too, there's no need to send it off," Cai Qing said.

"Li Rong, send the dwarf home." The Zhai Wang turned around and told him.

"I know." Li Rong followed after Cai Qing after speaking.

The two walked for a while, Cai Qing stopped: "Lirong, I can bear Dongmao falling on the ground. You have something to say today, I, I can't bear it?"

"What? Can't stand a single word?" Li Rong looked at Cai Qing and smiled.

"You say me, say me, the toad wants to eat swan meat! Me, I can't bear it!" Cai Qing looked at Li Rong.

"You! Isn't that an angry thing to say to your mother-in-law during a quarrel? Do you still hold grudges?" Li Rong said with a smile.

"I, I will remember this sentence. One day, I want, I want to eat you, God... swan..."

"Okay, okay, I'll let you eat someday, okay?" Li Rong looked at him with a smile, "Let's go! You can't eat today, so go back and kill the noon pig!"

"Really let me eat it? Well, when I have a good chance, I will eat you, a swan. Now... I will go back and kill... the noon pig..."

(End of this chapter)