wild flowers in mountain village
Chapter 302 0350: Waiting for Xiaoqing
Chapter 302 0350: Waiting for Xiaoqing
Little Niqiu couldn't help kissing Li Chun's face.
Li Chun looked at Little Niach, and lightly pinched him on the face, "I said we will kiss on the grass. It will be there in a while, and you can't help it." Then he blinked at Little Niach.
Little Loach felt that Li Chun was very gentle tonight.
The two came to the old place, Lichun sat on the grass, and Xiao Niqian said, "I've come to the old place, I can kiss you now."
"Little Niqiu, don't be impatient, talk to me first. When the time comes, I will naturally let you kiss. This is the place where our first love met for the first time! But, you lied to me, saying that you saw the white buttocks "Li Chun said, lying on the grass, "Little Niqiu, you lie down too, let's watch the stars and chat for a while."
Little Loach lay on the grass, "Lichun, you knew that I was lying to you at that time, you deliberately teased me, I thought you were really tricked by me!" Little Loach laughed.
"You think you're lying to a child! Is it so easy to deceive?"
"Not only did I fail to deceive you, but I was also deceived by you! You really know how to pretend, and you can also say, what did you say after seeing you, kissing you, touching you, you will have a baby, I laughed so hard .” The little loach didn’t move, looked at the stars, recalling the first time they met here.
"Little Loach, you were just having fun at that time, and you didn't have any thoughts of falling in love. I was the same at the time, I just thought it was fun, I thought, if you want to coax me, little Loach, I'll just tease you." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Yeah! I'm a little bastard. I just wanted to have fun at the time. How dare I think that you would really fall in love with me?" Little Loach looked at the stars, feeling sweet in his heart.
"God is such a trick! Not only did I fall in love with you, but I fell in love with you so deeply that I was willing to defend you like a jade and die for you." Li Chun looked at the clouds floating in the sky, feeling a little sad.
"Lichun, don't say that you can't die. Love is beautiful. God arranged you to be my wife, so you fell in love with me. Marriage is a success for people who love each other. What about the beauty of people? How can you say that God is Are you playing tricks on us?" Little Niqiu was a little puzzled by Li Chun's words.
Li Chun realized that she had lost her composure again, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Tell me what you want, let me sigh."
"Li Chun, do you think that when God created man, did he arrange for someone to marry whom?" Little Niqian also talked about God.
"I think so. Everything is arranged by God, man, if you don't follow God's arrangement, you will only suffer and suffer." Li Chun looked sideways at Little Nixiu, "Tell me, isn't God very happy?" Take care of you? God let you have the spring exclusively, and you will have all the autumn colors in the future." Li Chun said and laughed.
"Li Chun, you are teasing me again! I want to kiss you!"
"Don't, chat with me again." Li Chun turned her head, lying down and looking at the sky, "I will kiss you later. Little Niqiu, I still remember how you kissed me when we met here for the first time." Is it mine?"
"Remember, I told you that if you don't kiss me, I'll tell others that you have a mole on your white one." Little Loach laughed.
"Have you peeked at women peeing?" Li Chun laughed.
"Who really peeks at women peeing! Is it that boring?" Little Loach said.
"Little Loach, I'll tell you a story about a woman peeing, and if you hear it, tell me a story, okay?"
"Okay! Tell me, I'll listen."
Li Chun turned her head again, "There are two men who are very close, one named Xiao Zhang and the other named Xiao Qing. One day, they were talking about their own wife, and Xiao Zhang said that her mother-in-law was very devoted to him. Xiao Qing said , I don't believe that your wife will be devoted to you to the end, but no one seduced her. Xiao Zhang is not convinced, they made a bet." Li Chun said, touching Xiao Niqiu's face with her hand, "Guess they How did you bet?"
"I don't know. I haven't heard the story."
"Xiao Zhang said that he trusts his wife very much. Xiao Qing said, you believe her, but I don't believe it. Or, I'll seduce your wife, don't tell her, and see if she can take the bait? Xiao Zhang said, okay! But, There must be a time limit! How long do you say? I’m betting you if I don’t tell my wife. I also want to test whether she is loyal to me.” Li Chun paused, “Little Niqiu, what do you say? Bet your wife, okay?"
"Of course it's not good. Go on."
"Xiaoqing said, let's take a week! After the two of them made a bet, Xiaoqing secretly followed Xiao Zhang's wife. One day, Xiao Zhang's wife went up the mountain to cut firewood. Xiaoqing followed her all the time. Of course Xiao Zhang's wife didn't know. She cut the firewood on the mountain, tied it, and carried it down the mountain. Halfway, she was going to pee. It is normal to pee while working on the mountain. After he peed, Xiaoqing coughed deliberately, Xiao Zhang Seeing that it was Xiaoqing, my wife left embarrassedly." Li Chun looked at Xiao Niqiu, "Xiaoqing is waiting for her to pee, guess why?"
"I don't know, tell me!" Little Loach wanted to know the answer eagerly.
"Xiaoqing walked to the place where Xiao Zhang's wife was peeing, jumped down, and was doing push-ups while talking. Xiao Zhang's wife couldn't help but look back, she felt very strange, why did Xiao Qing move in the place where I peed? You know why now, don't you?" Li Chun looked at Little Niqiu and smiled.
"Understood. Xiaoqing must have arrived at Xiaozhang's house before Xiaozhang's wife. He said to Xiaozhang, Xiaozhang, I fucked the place where your mother-in-law peed!" Little Niach laughed.
"You are not smart, little loach, you are bad! You are bad, so you thought about it. That's right. When Xiao Zhang heard that Xiao Qing moved the place where Xiao Qing peed, he was very angry. At this time, his wife came back , his wife just put down the firewood, he walked over and gave her a slap, and shouted, what did you and Xiaoqing do? Her wife was beaten for no reason, crying and saying, we didn't do anything, but Xiaoqing was peeing on me The place is moving around!"
Li Chun smiled and looked at Xiao Niqiu: "You said that she is not more angry with men? He slapped him again and said, she fucked the place where you peed! You still said you didn't do anything? Could it be that you really want to give birth to Xiaoqing's son? Admit it, you fucked him, and you still said it was nothing? Seeing that they were making a scene, Xiaoqing hurried over to explain the situation. Xiao Zhang's wife was beaten and insulted for no reason. Guess what happened afterwards? "
"I don't know. What happened to her then?" Little Loach asked.
"She really fell in love with Xiaoqing secretly afterwards. It's time for you to tell me a story." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Let me tell you a joke when I was studying, okay?" Little Niqiu looked at Li Chun.
"Okay, you say."
"When I was studying, my deskmate was a female classmate named Cai Xiaolin. Once, we had a self-study class, the teacher was not in the classroom, and the female classmate asked the monitor for leave. She said, I want to pee. The monitor said, go I stood up and said to the squad leader, squad leader, I will also take time off to pee! The squad leader said, you are not allowed to go out, you take Cai Xiaolin to go pee!" Little Loach looked at Li Chun and smiled.
"You are so bad!" Li Chun beat the little loach.
(End of this chapter)
Little Niqiu couldn't help kissing Li Chun's face.
Li Chun looked at Little Niach, and lightly pinched him on the face, "I said we will kiss on the grass. It will be there in a while, and you can't help it." Then he blinked at Little Niach.
Little Loach felt that Li Chun was very gentle tonight.
The two came to the old place, Lichun sat on the grass, and Xiao Niqian said, "I've come to the old place, I can kiss you now."
"Little Niqiu, don't be impatient, talk to me first. When the time comes, I will naturally let you kiss. This is the place where our first love met for the first time! But, you lied to me, saying that you saw the white buttocks "Li Chun said, lying on the grass, "Little Niqiu, you lie down too, let's watch the stars and chat for a while."
Little Loach lay on the grass, "Lichun, you knew that I was lying to you at that time, you deliberately teased me, I thought you were really tricked by me!" Little Loach laughed.
"You think you're lying to a child! Is it so easy to deceive?"
"Not only did I fail to deceive you, but I was also deceived by you! You really know how to pretend, and you can also say, what did you say after seeing you, kissing you, touching you, you will have a baby, I laughed so hard .” The little loach didn’t move, looked at the stars, recalling the first time they met here.
"Little Loach, you were just having fun at that time, and you didn't have any thoughts of falling in love. I was the same at the time, I just thought it was fun, I thought, if you want to coax me, little Loach, I'll just tease you." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Yeah! I'm a little bastard. I just wanted to have fun at the time. How dare I think that you would really fall in love with me?" Little Loach looked at the stars, feeling sweet in his heart.
"God is such a trick! Not only did I fall in love with you, but I fell in love with you so deeply that I was willing to defend you like a jade and die for you." Li Chun looked at the clouds floating in the sky, feeling a little sad.
"Lichun, don't say that you can't die. Love is beautiful. God arranged you to be my wife, so you fell in love with me. Marriage is a success for people who love each other. What about the beauty of people? How can you say that God is Are you playing tricks on us?" Little Niqiu was a little puzzled by Li Chun's words.
Li Chun realized that she had lost her composure again, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Tell me what you want, let me sigh."
"Li Chun, do you think that when God created man, did he arrange for someone to marry whom?" Little Niqian also talked about God.
"I think so. Everything is arranged by God, man, if you don't follow God's arrangement, you will only suffer and suffer." Li Chun looked sideways at Little Nixiu, "Tell me, isn't God very happy?" Take care of you? God let you have the spring exclusively, and you will have all the autumn colors in the future." Li Chun said and laughed.
"Li Chun, you are teasing me again! I want to kiss you!"
"Don't, chat with me again." Li Chun turned her head, lying down and looking at the sky, "I will kiss you later. Little Niqiu, I still remember how you kissed me when we met here for the first time." Is it mine?"
"Remember, I told you that if you don't kiss me, I'll tell others that you have a mole on your white one." Little Loach laughed.
"Have you peeked at women peeing?" Li Chun laughed.
"Who really peeks at women peeing! Is it that boring?" Little Loach said.
"Little Loach, I'll tell you a story about a woman peeing, and if you hear it, tell me a story, okay?"
"Okay! Tell me, I'll listen."
Li Chun turned her head again, "There are two men who are very close, one named Xiao Zhang and the other named Xiao Qing. One day, they were talking about their own wife, and Xiao Zhang said that her mother-in-law was very devoted to him. Xiao Qing said , I don't believe that your wife will be devoted to you to the end, but no one seduced her. Xiao Zhang is not convinced, they made a bet." Li Chun said, touching Xiao Niqiu's face with her hand, "Guess they How did you bet?"
"I don't know. I haven't heard the story."
"Xiao Zhang said that he trusts his wife very much. Xiao Qing said, you believe her, but I don't believe it. Or, I'll seduce your wife, don't tell her, and see if she can take the bait? Xiao Zhang said, okay! But, There must be a time limit! How long do you say? I’m betting you if I don’t tell my wife. I also want to test whether she is loyal to me.” Li Chun paused, “Little Niqiu, what do you say? Bet your wife, okay?"
"Of course it's not good. Go on."
"Xiaoqing said, let's take a week! After the two of them made a bet, Xiaoqing secretly followed Xiao Zhang's wife. One day, Xiao Zhang's wife went up the mountain to cut firewood. Xiaoqing followed her all the time. Of course Xiao Zhang's wife didn't know. She cut the firewood on the mountain, tied it, and carried it down the mountain. Halfway, she was going to pee. It is normal to pee while working on the mountain. After he peed, Xiaoqing coughed deliberately, Xiao Zhang Seeing that it was Xiaoqing, my wife left embarrassedly." Li Chun looked at Xiao Niqiu, "Xiaoqing is waiting for her to pee, guess why?"
"I don't know, tell me!" Little Loach wanted to know the answer eagerly.
"Xiaoqing walked to the place where Xiao Zhang's wife was peeing, jumped down, and was doing push-ups while talking. Xiao Zhang's wife couldn't help but look back, she felt very strange, why did Xiao Qing move in the place where I peed? You know why now, don't you?" Li Chun looked at Little Niqiu and smiled.
"Understood. Xiaoqing must have arrived at Xiaozhang's house before Xiaozhang's wife. He said to Xiaozhang, Xiaozhang, I fucked the place where your mother-in-law peed!" Little Niach laughed.
"You are not smart, little loach, you are bad! You are bad, so you thought about it. That's right. When Xiao Zhang heard that Xiao Qing moved the place where Xiao Qing peed, he was very angry. At this time, his wife came back , his wife just put down the firewood, he walked over and gave her a slap, and shouted, what did you and Xiaoqing do? Her wife was beaten for no reason, crying and saying, we didn't do anything, but Xiaoqing was peeing on me The place is moving around!"
Li Chun smiled and looked at Xiao Niqiu: "You said that she is not more angry with men? He slapped him again and said, she fucked the place where you peed! You still said you didn't do anything? Could it be that you really want to give birth to Xiaoqing's son? Admit it, you fucked him, and you still said it was nothing? Seeing that they were making a scene, Xiaoqing hurried over to explain the situation. Xiao Zhang's wife was beaten and insulted for no reason. Guess what happened afterwards? "
"I don't know. What happened to her then?" Little Loach asked.
"She really fell in love with Xiaoqing secretly afterwards. It's time for you to tell me a story." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Let me tell you a joke when I was studying, okay?" Little Niqiu looked at Li Chun.
"Okay, you say."
"When I was studying, my deskmate was a female classmate named Cai Xiaolin. Once, we had a self-study class, the teacher was not in the classroom, and the female classmate asked the monitor for leave. She said, I want to pee. The monitor said, go I stood up and said to the squad leader, squad leader, I will also take time off to pee! The squad leader said, you are not allowed to go out, you take Cai Xiaolin to go pee!" Little Loach looked at Li Chun and smiled.
"You are so bad!" Li Chun beat the little loach.
(End of this chapter)
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