Chapter 34: 0039
After everyone was seated, Zhai Wang said: "You know my temper, and I don't talk about work when I drink. Do I need to adjust for you before drinking?"

"No need, it's a trivial matter, a few earthen bricks, I'll build them myself tomorrow, get drunk," Wangzai said.

"Yes. There is no need to adjust. I will help Wang Zai build the wall tomorrow. King Zhai, don't worry, I have thought about it. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. We will be kind in the future. Don't worry, let's have a drink!"

"You don't need to build it, I will do it myself, a few bricks, don't bother you."

"Okay! You two don't be polite. How about this, I have something to do tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, it will be the day after tomorrow! The cowboy will help build the wall, Wangzai will take care of the meals, and the three of us have another drink, how about it?"

"Okay! Zhai Wang is thoughtful, and we have deepened our relationship like this. Niu Zai, come to my house for a drink the day after tomorrow, remember!" Wang Zai said.

"Okay, okay, sure, sure!" said the cowboy with a smile.

Seeing that Niu Zai and Wang Zai shook hands and made peace, Zhai Wang was very happy, and said: "The matter is settled, let's drink!" After speaking, he picked up the glass and poured the wine into his mouth.Niu Zai and Wang Zai then poured the wine into their mouths and were busy choosing dishes for Zhai Wang.The king of Zhai was not polite either, he picked up the vegetables they gave him and put them into his mouth, saying: "Eat, eat! Let's eat." With the vegetables in his mouth, he spoke again, his cheeks puffed up.

The three of them came and went, and they all got a little drunk.Of course the owner, Niu Zai, was the first to get so drunk, and then, Wang Zai was so drunk that he couldn't even turn his tongue.The King of Zhai said: "Enjoy your drink. Okay, let's eat." Both Niu Zai and Wang Zai waved their hands and said, no more food, you can eat!
King Zhai patted his stomach, I didn't eat anymore, I was full with food and wine.OK, I'm going home.With that said, he stood up and prepared to leave.Cowboy and Wangzai said they would send him off.He laughed loudly: "You two send me off? Don't fall asleep on your own halfway, and let me carry you back! You won't be allowed to send you off! You rest on your own!" As he said, he went out sideways.

Xiaoqin hurriedly helped Zhai Wang: "Better, better, I'll see you off. Niuzi, you're drunk, don't send Wangzai off, I'll ask Mingli to pick him up."

As Xiaoqin said, she followed the king of the village and went out.When she went out, she yelled: "Mingli! Mingli! Your man and my man are both drunk. Help your man go home. I'm going to send the village king off."

Mingli came out of the door: "Haha, you see the king of Zhai is trembling when he walks today, the three men are all drunk." Saying this, he entered Niu Zai's house.

Xiaoqin followed behind King Zhai and said, "Slow down, take it easy, don't fall."

"It's okay, it's okay, I, I'm still... not drunk yet." Zhai Wang said while walking sideways.Not far after walking out of the wall, the king of the village was very crooked.

"You still say you're not drunk? See how you walk, don't fall!" Xiaoqin hurried over to support him.

"You help me? I'm not drunk." After Zhai Wang said this, he suddenly remembered in a daze how he helped the village head upstairs.

"You still say you're not drunk? You really have to fall before admitting defeat!" Xiaoqin supported the Zhai Wang and didn't let go.

"Xiaoqin, you helped me? You are so kind. Let me tell you, I helped a woman. She, she was not drunk, but pretended to be drunk. Really, she pretended to be drunk... Do you believe it?"

"Trust me. The King of the Walled City likes women, and that woman has fallen in love with you." Xiaoqin joked.

"I don't like her. I don't like...her, I hate...her!" King Zhai pointed forward with one hand, almost dragging Xiaoqin down.

"Better, better, don't drag me along." Xiaoqin said with a smile.

"Drag it, drag it, drag it to you, we fall to the ground together, make love, kiss... hot, how about it?"

"Zhai Wang, you are drunk, really drunk. You are talking nonsense, I, I am not worthy of making out with you." Xiaoqin supported Zhai Wang and did not let go.

"You, you are not worthy, who is worthy?" Zhai Wang asked with his head tilted.

"Xue'er matches. Narcissus matches." Xiaoqin laughed.

"Xue'er? Well, it's natural for me to be intimate with Xue'er. Narcissus? Huh, that little fairy is not real. You, you deserve it too! You are honest, kind, and I like it. How about it? Let's go... let's go Go over, there is no one on both sides... There is no one, let's make out, make out, okay."

"Kiss your head, you're so drunk, you're still making out, making out? Can your one still raise his head?" Xiaoqin laughed after finishing talking.

"The women in our village are wild! They dare to say anything wild. Haha, I like it."

"It doesn't matter if your mouth is wild, it's not really wild. You think that people who speak wildly are also wild! Tonight I'm a wild man, and you can't stand it anymore." Xiao Qin laughed again to herself.

"Xiaoqin, you have the guts, tonight, you should, you should... you should show your strength. To be honest, you really can't do it, you can't do it."

"What if Narcissus goes wild with you? Is that okay?"

"Narcissus and me, and I... also can't do it anymore. I drank too much wine, I really drank too much."

"I don't believe it. It's almost a fork in the road. You sit down and have a rest. I'll call Narcissus to see you off and let her go wild with you. I'll follow you and see how you go. Don't worry, I won't say anything. After Xiaoqin finished speaking, she smiled and let go.

"You won't help me anymore? Really go, really go call Narcissus!"

"Well. Really go, okay?"

"Okay! You go and call, I see what you say, what do you call? You call her, the three of us together, make out together, go, go... I'll take a break." Said King Zhai and sat in the middle of the road.

Xiaoqin really went to Narcissus' house.

Xiaoqin came to Narcissus's house and said, "Narcissus, the king of Zhai was drunk at my house. I sent him to the fork in the road, but I couldn't do it anymore. Look, I'm sweating all over. Let's take him home with me. , otherwise, I don't worry."

"You are really strong. You have sent him so far. Let Sanjun go with you." Narcissus looked at Sanjun and said.

"The King of Zhai told you to go. Narcissus, it's convenient for you to go. Otherwise, two men and I am a woman, and I'm even more embarrassed. Sanjun, will you let Narcissus go?" Xiaoqin also looked at Sanjun.

"Go, go, what is not allowed to go. You can give it to one woman, why not two women together? Go!" Sanjun waved his hands and said.

Xiaoqin took Narcissus' hand and left.

Walking on the road, Narcissus laughed happily.

Xiaoqin asked: "What are you laughing at?"

"I laughed at you. Did the king of the village pinch you? It hurts, so I was hired as a rescuer."

"You wild woman, you want to do all kinds of crooked things, you're so drunk, what else do you know? You'll find out later when you help him up and see if he can pinch you." Xiaoqin also laughed after she finished speaking.

The two talked and laughed and came to the fork in the road, but they heard Zhai Wang snoring.

"Did you hear the snoring sound! If your man is also drunk like this, can he still make out with you?" Xiaoqin said with a smile.

"It's a dead pig. Can you do it? Fart!" Narcissus frightened Xiaoqin's shoulder.

"Let's take him back!" Xiaoqin said.

"Wake him up first. Otherwise, he won't be able to stand!" Narcissus giggled.

After laughing, Narcissus knelt down and pinched King Zhai's nose with his hands.After a while, Zhai Wang swept with his hand: "What are you doing? Let me sleep, sleep for a while..."

"Go home and sleep! You're so drunk, go back and see how Xue'er pinches your ears!" Narcissus said loudly and pinched Zhai Wang's nose again.

Zhai Wang finally woke up.

"Drunk, I, Narcissus, you, little fairy, why are you here? Xiaoqin, I'm going to call you, right?" Zhai Wang asked confusedly.

"Not too drunk! You know that I, Xiaoqin, went to call Narcissus. I called, you can make out with Narcissus, I'm home, okay?" Xiaoqin laughed again after speaking.

"Dear, kiss you, kiss your head! You two help me go back, I go back to take a bath, and get close to Xueer."

"You are so drunk, how can you still get close to Xue'er? Who are you lying to!" Narcissus laughed again.

"You, you, don't you believe it? How about I try to get close to you?"

"Okay! As long as you have the ability tonight, I will let you get close, and Xiaoqin will let you get close too. How is Xiaoqin?"

"Wild, wild women! All the women in the village are wild women. Okay, you are ruthless tonight! I, I can't do it. I, I surrender, you help me up and help me go home."

"Really surrender? Surrender and raise your hands! Raise your hands!" Xiaoqin laughed.

Zhai Wang really raised his hands.

Narcissus and Xiaoqin squatted down and helped the Zhaiwang up: "Let's go!"

Xiaoqin and Narcissus managed to help King Zhai to the door of his house.

"Xue'er! The king of the village is drunk, we sent him back." Xiaoqin shouted.

Xue'er came out: "I seldom get drunk, why did I get so drunk today that I need someone to help me?"

"I'm sorry, I made him drink too much." Xiaoqin said shyly.

"It's his own drinking, how can I blame you." Xue'er said, "Thank you for helping him into the room, let him sit on the chair first, drink a cup of tea, and sober up."

"Xue'er, don't listen to them, I, I'm not drunk yet..."

"Only people who are drunk say that they are not drunk, and those who are not drunk like to say that they are drunk. You have not been drunk several times, and you pretended to be drunk when you came back, and said that you were drunk, which made me worry about you, thinking I didn't know! You are drunk today , but said he was not drunk. Stop talking, sit on a chair and rest, and I will pour tea for you to sober up."

Xiaoqin and Narcissus asked Zhaiwang to sit down, said a few words to Xueer, and left.

When approaching the fork in the road, Narcissus said worriedly: "The king of the village said that he will take me and the three armies to the town to do some business tomorrow. He is too drunk. I don't know if tomorrow will delay things?"

"Let's go get a birth certificate! Haha, I can't wait for my son. Well, there's a fork in the road. You're good to go. I'm going this way." After finishing speaking, Xiaoqin and Narcissus went home.

(End of this chapter)

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