Banknote Ability Headteacher

Chapter 14 - Class Teacher Quotations: You are the worst class I have ever led!
The job of a class teacher doesn't seem like much, but if you refine it, it can really make people's brains bigger.Otherwise, why would there be such a self-deprecating saying in the teacher circle: I killed someone in my previous life, and I will teach Chinese in this life; if I kill someone and don’t admit it, I will be a class teacher in this life!
When the military training continued, the students were horrified to find that the instructor Xiao Liu, who had always been kind to them, had evolved!Sir, are you smart?Why is it sunny and thundery for a while?

"Putting out noodles! Pairing up noodles! Talk about you! What are you doing?" Liu Yang roared with his ancestral voice of the Huaxia Army during military posture training.

A girl called the report in a crying voice: "Report! There are spiders!"

"What pig? Where did the pig come from?" Liu Yang asked with a frown.

puff.
The students were bursting with laughter, and a naughty boy shouted narrowly: "Report! She's talking about that spider from Holland!"

Liu Yang knew that he had made an own mistake: "Squat down! That girl got the spider away!"

Ai Wen snickered at the side, the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and the servants are easy to make jokes.However, the pronunciation of spider and "pig" is the same, and it is normal to mishear.

This is just an episode in the training. Overall, the training progress of class [-] is relatively steady.Under the double temptation of Red Bull and Military Sports, the students in Class [-] were full of enthusiasm for training.

Even if there are a few out-of-the-ordinary guys, it doesn't matter, Aiwen will use the male class teacher's "physics education method" to let them know what it means to "drown those who know how to water, and kill those who are stubborn".

Aiwen has a deep research on Buddhism. For example, he only likes to drink Tieguanyin and Tieguanyin when drinking tea; he likes to sweep everything with Namo Gatling Bodhisattva on his shoulders when playing games.At the same time, Aiwen is also a loyal practitioner of physicalization, especially the "Thunderbolt Buddha Gate Heart Sutra", which he has memorized backwards, and he will recite it whenever his mind has distracting thoughts.The scriptures are as follows:
Praise Gatling Bodhisattva, practice the deep prajna honey for a long time, hold the six pipes, and transform the supreme holy vessel.

One tube, one tone, six-character mantra, no curse.

The curse said: Om Mani Padme Hum.

Compassionate heart is like the ocean, save all living beings, go far away from the whirling world, eliminate the karma of the five gatherings, escape the six realms of reincarnation, avoid the disasters of the eight sufferings, eliminate the path without suffering, and go to the western bliss.

Six pipes, one breath, [-] turns, Purdue sentient beings never stop.

Great, Gatling Bodhisattva; great, Gatling Bodhisattva.Gatling Bodhisattva Mahasattva.

At Lao Ai's request, Ai Wen has been exercising and practicing martial arts since he was a child.Lao Ai came from the last century, and he has seen how many times the teacher was beaten.For his son's own safety, he deliberately let Aiwen learn various Sanda moves, and at the same time forced him to run every day in order to get him out of danger quickly.

Therefore, in the face of strong military strength, all the students' struggles are paper tigers, especially those mischievous ones, who will choose Congxin when facing the "Iron Fist of Love".What else can we do?Tell parents?Stop it!Ever since Aiwen visited his home, the parents wanted to offer him as a Bodhisattva—and some parents said bluntly: You should be beaten, you should be beaten.

Of course, Aiwen's strikes are very serious-as the saying goes, beating people doesn't slap people in the face, and Aiwen generally focuses on PP.The rough skin and thick flesh will not be damaged there, and you can't detect it even if you want to check the wound.

So under Ai Wen's iron-fisted rule, the few bad-mouthed boys in Class [-] have learned that silence is golden.Especially in the queue, they dare not speak anymore. They are not afraid of the instructor, but they are afraid of Aiwen!

It was finally lunch break, and the students finally disbanded and went to lunch.Seventh Middle School is a day school. Students can eat in the cafeteria, or leave school to go home or find a small restaurant for a meal.

The instructors were uniformly arranged by the school to eat in the staff canteen, and Ai Wen did not sit and chat with Liu Yang.This kind of opportunity to communicate feelings should be left to him and Song Hongxia, light bulbs are hated.

"Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai!" The head teacher of Class [-] greeted Ai Wen to sit at their table, and Ai Wen took a look--good guy, this is the head teacher's meeting!The head teachers of Class [-], Class [-], Class [-] and Class [-] are all at the same table!In addition, he, the head teacher of Class [-], directly practiced Shunzi!
Ai Wen got together with the class teachers with a plate of rice in his hand. Teacher Wang, the class teacher of Class [-], said with a smile: "Xiao Ai, the military training in your class is really grand. It's mung bean soup and Red Bull."

"I can't help it. I'm a novice who doesn't know anything, so I can only spend money like water to invite people's hearts." Ai Wen smiled wryly while stuffing rice into his mouth.

The head teacher of the sixth class asked: "You only have four thousand yuan a month, and you have to spend more than half of the entire military training. Does your family really have a mine?"

"There's a fart mine!" The head teacher of Class [-] knew Lao Ai: "His father was a teacher in No. [-] Middle School before, and Xiao Ai is also from a family of teachers."

"Then you still dare to play like this? You are not afraid of eating dirt in the second half of the month!" Lin Yuerong, the head teacher of the fifth class, asked.

Ai Wen spread his hands: "Isn't it just a bonus for the high school entrance examination? Anyway, I can eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. That little salary will be dedicated to the education of the motherland."

Everyone fell down!Aiwen, this guy is really hardworking!These old guys don't have his heart anymore, and the right way is to wrap up their little days in peace and stability.

"I've been working here for almost five years, and I should be appraised for titles in the next year. You know about our school's first-level quota, and many second-level colleagues are queuing up there. What's the point of fighting for performance?" Ai Wen Explained his goal very clearly, what he meant was very simple:
I don't pretend anymore!I have a showdown!I'm about to give a rating!
It is a good thing for young people to be self-motivated, so the old teachers did not have the idea of ​​dampening Ivan's enthusiasm.They simply warned him to spend money in moderation.Two cans of Red Bull for the whole class cost nearly 500 yuan a day, and [-] yuan after seven days. Teachers' salaries are not high, and such misfortune cannot last for a few days.

From the perspective of the old teachers, although the school cafeteria manages the meals, and the teachers’ apartment does not require rent, water and electricity are free, but young people also have to think about saving money. After the real estate, the monthly income directly jumped to [-], and directly changed from the proletariat to the petty bourgeoisie.Although the process of collecting rent is very painful, seeing the small money keeps increasing, the feeling is not to mention how beautiful it is.

The rest of the time will become a complaint meeting for the teachers. Whenever the teachers get together and chat about the style of painting, it will become a complaint meeting.The topics basically revolve around: who in my class is too naughty, who in my class is too disobedient.
And the class teachers have an extremely classic mantra: You are the worst class I have ever led!Here comes the problem, every teacher's homeroom career must lead at least ten graduates, if every one is the worst, wouldn't Huaxia's future be bleak?

But in fact, the future of Huaxia is still very reliable, and the old teachers are full of peaches and plums, and there will be some outstanding students.The so-called you are the worst class I have ever led is just the ardent hope of the teachers who hate iron for steel.Which teacher doesn't want his students to become talents?
(End of this chapter)