Banknote Ability Headteacher

Chapter 43 - Coach, I want to learn makeup?

The hairstylist's recommendation was very reliable. The hairstylist named Ah Xin who came to the No. [-] Middle School today was absolutely skilled. He made a pair of small scissors chatter.

The workload of cutting the girls' hair is not that big, Ai Wen only needs to ask him to thin and shorten the bangs.Then he sent a hair rope to tie up the loose long hair.This is already Ai Wenfa's face, a standard female student's hair should not reach her shoulders!
The workload of the boys is very heavy, and there are only two standard hairstyles for boys—either a crew cut or a round cut. Choose by yourself, and never force it.Aiwen gives boys full freedom: the absolute freedom to choose flat and round!

"Is it alright if the teacher doesn't cut it?" Long Chucheng asked bitterly.

"Keep your hair but not your hair, keep your hair but not your hair! Don't talk nonsense! There is no need to discuss! If you don't choose your own hairstyle, I will specify it!" Aiwen said firmly.

"Flat head! Flat head!" Long Chucheng's tears were about to flow down, it was really a river of ice, and there was a lot of sorrow!
Ai Wen waved his hand: "Ah Xin, let's go with flat head!"

"o98k!" Ah Xin gave a thumbs up to indicate that there is no problem, and Ai Wen returned to the class and continued to suppress the audience.

There is an extra teacher Tony in the corridor, of course it can't be hidden from the teachers who come and go.It didn't take long for the whole school year to know that Class [-] was carrying out the "big haircut movement".

After getting off the morning self-study, after Ai Wen returned to the office with his bag in his pocket, he saw colleagues with complex expressions as soon as he entered the door.

"What's the matter? I washed my face in the morning?" Ai Wen asked with a question mark on his face, feeling uncomfortable.

The head teacher of Class [-] asked, "Where did you hire the barber?"

"The hairdresser opposite the teacher's apartment. I get my haircut there all the year round." Aiwen replied seriously.

The head teacher of class six gave a thumbs up and praised: "If you don't obey the wall, I will obey you. The students in your class don't have frying pans?"

"Frying pot? They dare! They don't dare to jump because of the courage of the three of them." Ai Wen curled his lips: "We must suppress them in the early stage of school, and those who dare to jump back will die immediately!"

After putting down his bag, Aiwen picked up his textbooks and went back to Class [-] to prepare for class—the one who cuts his hair is "customer" No. [-]. It is estimated that the hairstyle of Class [-] will reach a uniform standard after the first class is over.

When Aiwen walked into the classroom, he saw that the students all looked like they had lost their mothers and lost their rank.Forget it. Just let them be sad for a while, it's almost enough to get used to it after a while.

"Life not only has the troubles in front of you, but also the language and the troubles in the distance, so life has language besides the troubles!"

Aiwen is serious about making poisonous chicken soup!
"Come on, it's time for an exciting, happy, joyful, and happy Chinese class again. Get rid of your mournful faces. I have plenty of money, and I can afford to hire a black man to carry the coffin. You guys will be filial sons and grandsons for me!" Ai Wen said hilariously.

"Hey" everyone sighed, the class should still be on, and it would be quite scary if Lao Ai got angry and ran away.

"We finished half of the "Spring" in the last class. In this class, we will analyze the rhetorical techniques in this article. What is a rhetorical technique? The so-called rhetoric is a method used to make the article more readable. Method. Let’s use a girl as an example. Everyone knows the four major magic arts in Asia, right?”

The students responded one after another: "Thailand's transgender surgery, Korean plastic surgery, Japanese makeup, and Chinese PS."

"That's right! When you use the PS technique to make an appointment with your little brother, you must go offline, right?" Ai Wen said cogently: "But because you don't look good enough, you need makeup to make up for it at this time! What E pancakes, What kind of little black bottle, what kind of big red bottle, what kind of fairy water, you have to say hello to your face, right?" As soon as Ai Wen opened his mouth, he was full of industry slang, and he was stunned by the men and women present.

Especially girls, some of them have just come into contact with or have never been exposed to makeup. Aiwen's mouth is like a big boss, which directly turns the girls into fans.

"The article is the girl! The reader is the girl's little brother! How can you make the little brother fall in love with you? Then you need makeup! Rhetoric is all kinds of cosmetics!"

Ai Wen made such an analogy, and the whole class came alive.If you really follow the teaching reference book: tell the students that rhetorical techniques are a collection of expression methods used in various articles or practical essays in language writing to improve the expression effect.There are 63 major categories and 79 subcategories of rhetorical devices.By modifying and adjusting sentences, using specific forms of expression to improve the effect of language expression.Do you think students will listen?Would you be interested to hear it?

Lecture is an art, and a great teacher is like an artist!Lectures are the same as talking about cross talk, you can tell at a glance whether the lectures are good or not from the state of the students attending the lectures!

The atmosphere is mobilized, and this class is half successful.

"The most used rhetoric in this article is metaphor: what is a metaphor? Simply put, it is what looks like what. For example: You are so beautiful, just like that flower!"

The last sentence was sung by Aiwen, and it was sung in a baby voice that was too sweet to be cloying.This show of singing made the scalps of the students in Class [-] numb and their spines feel cold.

"What just happened?"

"I don't know if it's over before it starts."

"Xiu'er!~ Is that you?"

Ai Wen coughed pretending to be embarrassed: "Ahem. Did you hear the example sentence? Do you want me to sing it again?"

"Teacher! Don't mind!"

"Elder Sun! Receive your supernatural powers!"

"Same table! If I die, please tell my parents that I love them!"

"Remember to pay the tour fee for me"

Ai Wen's head was full of black lines: "You guys are good at acting. Forget it, remember all the example sentences? What is like is a metaphor! What is the role of rhetoric like a metaphor?"

"Make the language vivid!" A student rushed to answer.

"Very good!" Ai Wen added: "Using one kind of thing to compare another kind of thing will give you a sense of picture, making the article more vivid and vivid. Metaphor is the kind of rhetoric we are most exposed to in junior high school. It is quite Used as a base for makeup."

After Ai Wen organically combined makeup and rhetoric, the students' interest greatly increased, especially the girls, whose eyes are full of shining little stars.They especially want to ask the old class about makeup after class.

coach!I want to learn makeup!

Four or 10 minutes of a class passed quickly, and when the get out of class bell rang, the faces of the students were still full of unsatisfactory expressions.Ai Wen is a teacher who never overwhelms the class, as long as the get out of class bell rings, he doesn't say a word.

After class time is for rest, any behavior that occupies the time after class to give lectures is hooliganism!Can you finish talking in 10 minutes after class that can't be finished in 5 minutes?Give me a break!The students' hearts don't know where they are going, even if you say it out loud, the students won't bring a sentence into their minds!

As soon as Aiwen left the classroom, he was surrounded by a group of girls.

"Teacher! How about the poplar tree brand?"

"Teacher, is the ex-boyfriend mask expensive?"

"teacher"

Aiwen waved away the girls around him like chasing flies: "How old are you? What kind of makeup do you put on? If you really want to be beautiful, go and study, ignorance will make you look ugly!"

After entering the office, Aiwen himself laughed: "Tell me why this kid wants to learn everything now?"

"What do the students in your class want to learn from you?" the third class teacher asked.

"Makeup!" Aiwen rolled his eyes fiercely: "Twelve or thirteen-year-old children still use makeup on the collagen on their faces? You can kill old aunts in seconds with cream!"

The head teacher of the third class said angrily: "Are you saying that I am an old aunt?"

"Is there anyone else who sits inside by himself?" Ai Wen said with a smile: "Sister, you are the youngest! Eighteen forever!"

"No! This girl has always been twelve!" said the class teacher proudly.

"Okay!" Ivan was helpless.

Just can't talk about the age of twelve with girls?You are not a goblin!

(End of this chapter)