old black is a dog

Chapter 320 Criminal Expert
To be honest, if it is purely from the point of view of fun, raising a sports dog is not as good as raising such an untrained pet dog.

The reason is that sports dogs must be well-trained. In this way, there will be less fun of fighting wits and courage with dogs.

For example, now, a lot of sports dog owners are amused by the story of Li Meina's potato.

Of course, Li Meina herself often cried in anger.

But now when she talks about it, she is very proud.

That's the fun of raising demons.

For example, her family's golden retriever and pastoral dog cannot give her so much material to make everyone laugh.

This is why huskies are so good at tearing down homes, and there are still so many people who like to raise them.

Modern life really lacks some fun.

The fun of being tossed!

Li Meina continued to tell the story of potatoes.

"Let's talk about its ability to cause trouble."

"Don't my parents like animals? They raised more than 100 rare breeds of chickens and geese on the mountain. This not only makes life more fun, but also has enough eggs to eat every day. When there are many, they can pick up fifty or sixty an egg."

"When Tudou didn't go, my domestic dog was still in good condition, and the chickens and geese were all in peace. When necessary, they can also visit the house and guard against thieves."

"But it's good that the potato has gone. It didn't take long to send it to my mother's house for the second time, and it learned to make holes."

"This guy soon began to use his excellent burrowing skills. He dug a hole from the outside of the fence where the chickens and geese were kept, and then took my golden retriever and earth dog into it."

"Isn't it a shepherd dog? It likes to chase moving objects. After seeing those chickens and geese running around, it starts to chase."

"It and the soil dog are definitely the best partners. As soon as it chases, the soil dog thinks it is prey, so it immediately joins the chasing team. Although the border shepherd likes to chase, it doesn't bite. The soil dog is different. It Catch one and kill one."

"It didn't take long, the second general Humha chased and bit one by one, and cleaned up a lot at once."

"My parents looked at a pile of dead chickens and geese and wanted to cry, but at that time they only saw blood on the corner of the dog's mouth, and didn't consider the reason for the potatoes, so they taught the dog a lesson."

"Potato got away with it just like that."

"Seriously, committing crimes is addictive, and so are dogs."

"After tasting the sweetness, Tudou led the team out again. Soon, even my golden retriever was misleading, and began to join the team of biting chickens and geese."

"So, during that time, my mother often brought me smoked chicken and smoked goose. There were too many to eat, but there were fewer and fewer eggs and goose eggs."

"Later, because too many chickens and geese were killed, my dad was going to catch the current situation, only to find out that the culprit was potatoes!"

"If it wasn't for the potatoes digging holes, the dogs wouldn't be able to get into the enclosure at all. If it wasn't for its help chasing and supporting them, the earth dogs and golden retrievers wouldn't be able to get them so easily. Those fierce geese alone are enough for them Eat a pot."

"This guy, making full use of its smart IQ, is leading a team to eliminate my chickens and geese in a strategic and planned way."

After hearing this passage, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

This picture is really a bit too strong.

A border herd, with a golden retriever and a local dog to do evil, but he only acts as a commander and a military adviser, and escapes punishment time and time again...

This IQ is really too high!
Even Mi Li cheerfully interjected: "I feel sorry for the golden retriever and the earth dog for three seconds each."

The crowd laughed again.

Li Meina herself did not laugh, but continued to talk.

"Tudou also has a super skill, and that is escape from the secret room."

"After it was found to lead a group to do evil, my parents began to lock it up."

"But no matter how it is closed, as long as my parents go out, they will find that this guy will definitely run into the yard from the house where it was closed. No matter how much they study, they don't know how this guy ran out."

"Fortunately, after this guy was cleaned up, he stopped leading the team to bite chickens and geese, so my parents relaxed their vigilance."

"After a while, the bitch from the neighbor's house on the mountain became in heat, and she went crazy. She dug a tunnel and went out in the middle of the night, and ran back after she finished her life."

"At the beginning, my parents were surprised how it made itself dirty, and they didn't know it was doing evil again until the neighbors called to complain."

"It can be said that about ten days after the bitch was in heat, it became my parents' nightmare again. Damn, it can run out seven or eight times a morning at most. No matter how my parents shut it down, it always has a way .”

"After my dad blocked the hole it dug, he said he couldn't get out now, but after a while, he couldn't find it again. Then he went to the bitch, and he was sure to find him with an obscene face."

"During those few days, my parents didn't have to do anything, just looking for a dog would be enough."

"My dad tried tying it, but it bit off the cowhide rope and replaced it with an iron chain, and it could wrap itself to death, so my parents had no choice but to compromise."

……

Everyone laughed together again.

They found that what everyone heard about this meal was definitely more interesting than what they ate.

Li Meina was even more proud and continued to talk.

"Do you think this girl lacks a sex, partner, and companion? No! My dog ​​is a female. She has been riding it since she was six months old and has been riding it until now."

"Since then, my parents have left it alone, and it has completely become a wild dog running wild between the sky and the earth. Sometimes once it goes out, it can be wild for several days."

"Once, it disappeared for three consecutive days. My dad was very anxious, so he called me to tell me about it. I said, if you lose it, just throw it away, as long as the person who gets it treats it kindly."

"But my dad is not willing to part with it. Although this bastard has committed evil many times, he has successfully won my dad's heart by virtue of his excellent ability to observe his face and pretend to be pitiful."

"I had no choice but to go back and look for the dog. As a result, at around nine o'clock that night, a neighbor who was a little far away called and said that my Tudou ran to his house to play with his male dog. I couldn't drive him away."

"I thought at the time, I'm fucking a mother, what kind of trouble is it going to do? The moon is dark and the wind is high, looking for a male dog to play with, is it because it wants to have sex?"

"Really, I've never seen such a cheap dog."

……

In the midst of everyone's laughter, Li Meina finally ended the story of Tudou, and showed a look of helplessness.

As for whether it is really helpless, it is hard to say.

Anyway, everyone laughed unkindly, again and again.

The reason why Li Meina took the initiative to invite everyone to dinner, and the reason why she spent so much time telling the story of potatoes, is of course not without a purpose.

She looked at Li Bo and asked, "Brother Bo, all of you here are experts, can my potato be saved?"

(End of this chapter)