Live the leisurely life of the mountain village
Chapter 377 1 Farce
Chapter 377 A farce
amount……
Zhuang Qiu embarrassedly scratched his head.
"Yeah, Master Zhuang, our data team has already worked overtime for a day and a night because of you. This time we looked at the platform and we couldn't hold it anymore. After a look, it turned out that there was trouble in your live broadcast room again."
"Master Zhuang, although we have improved our food because of the traffic you bring, but you often refresh the upper limit of our platform's popularity, we can't stand it."
"┭┮﹏┭┮Master Zhuang, it's not your fault, it's us who are useless."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly overwhelmed by black fonts.
As if none of the official staff had to go to work, they collectively poured out bitterness in Zhuang Qiu's live broadcast room.
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the official staff are humble online."
"It's really miserable. I understand the feeling of writing a program with a bald head. It's really not too sour."
"No, the official, can you give these rhythmic water friends a kick, if they don't come to make trouble, we can watch the live broadcast well, so the system won't crash."
"That's right, those people who were arguing just now, where are they going now?"
"Hey, did you see, this Mike is still there, and the dog is watching here. These people, every day, seem to have encountered some misfortune in reality, and go to the Internet to vent."
"Yeah, I don't believe you, and I still want to see you, so I won't leave even if I slap you in the face. I'm so sorry. If I were him, I would have quit the Internet by now!"
[System prompt: Player 'Mike' has been kicked out of the channel by officials. 】
"Pfft ha ha ha ha, which official sister angel gave us such bad breath."
"Really kicked?"
"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Hahaha, the official is worried that there is no place to spread the fire. I am really not used to your food now."
Zhuang Qiu stared at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
But more are attracted by the barrage of these newcomers.
"Is this Zhuang Qiu so awesome? Popularity is making the system collapse?"
"Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. I've heard about this new outdoor brother of Douyu, but I didn't expect that there are really two tricks."
"Yes, I was there the whole time when he tamed the lowland gorilla just now. As a graduate student in biology, I expressed my shock."
"Can I say I'm a fan? It's also important to be handsome!"
……
With the discussion among the people, Zhuang Qiu found that his attention was also increasing.
Okay, if it wasn't for the official kick, he really wanted to thank that provocative Mike.
"Master Zhuang, this gorilla is just jumping around, find something to do."
"That's right. Didn't the gorilla know how to work with simple tools made by itself? Let's see if we can teach it to saw wood."
"Chimpanzee sawing wood? This is amazing. I'm going to record the screen and post it on the Internet later."
Zhuang Qiu just picked up the saw, ready to continue to deal with the timber.
But seeing what Shui You said, Zhuang Qiu suddenly became interested.
Yes, he also wanted to know how developed the brain of this gorilla, which already had a certain amount of intelligence, was.
After finishing speaking, Zhuang Qiu had a thought, and issued an order to the lowland gorilla.
But this gorilla just stopped the movement of its feet, but did not make any other unnecessary movements.
Zhuang Qiu picked up the saw and sawed the wood one by one, deliberately slowing down the speed and letting him learn.
The lowland gorilla watched intently, and seemed to be studying hard.
After feeling that it was about the same, Zhuang Qiu threw the saw in his hand in front of it.
"Big black man, come and try."
But this time Zhuang Qiu was very surprised.
The chimpanzee really looked at Zhuang Qiu without moving, ignoring the saw on the ground.
"Well, this kind of behavior is still a bit difficult for him, after all, he is an animal and not a human."
"Haha, yes, this is a normal chimpanzee, otherwise I would really suspect that this Nima is a human wearing a chimpanzee's skin."
"Maybe the time is too short. I feel that if I pay a little longer, maybe I can really learn it."
"Don't be stupid, well, you are simply crazy."
"But I don't feel right."
Almost at the same time, Zhuang Qiu also said.
"I don't feel right."
After speaking, Zhuang Qiu stepped forward and pulled the chimpanzee's hand away.
really.
For unknown reasons, there was a deep wound on the chimpanzee's palm, which had already suppurated.
The wound festered and rotted.
No wonder the chimpanzee can't even hold a saw.
The reason why Zhuang Qiu sensed something was wrong was because even this chimpanzee couldn't learn to use a saw.
But under the guidance of Beast Taming, at least he will go over and pick up this saw.
Instead of sitting there motionless like now.
"Oh, such a big wound is about to rot."
"My hand hurts, no wonder I'm lying there."
"It looks like it was bitten by something, but it also looks like it was stabbed by something sharp."
"It doesn't look like a bite, it looks like a nail? Or a knife?"
"It's an iron wound."
Zhuang Qiu glanced at the chimpanzee's wound.
The wound was smooth, and the inside was deep, but it was very smooth, with no signs of being bitten.
Not to mention the tooth marks of any large animals.
Obviously, it was injured by some human instrument.
Zhuang Qiu's thoughts moved, and he couldn't help muttering.
"There are other humans on this deserted island?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's brains were developed again.
"Savages? Barren island savages? My God, I heard that savages can eat people."
"It's very exciting. I really want to know what the savages are saying, a new language? They still can't speak, they can only bark like animals."
"Um, can't it, the savages can make ironware now?"
"Hey, maybe it's some kind of extraterrestrial expert? Or some kind of isolated race, after millions of years, it has been here to fend for itself."
"Then you think this is the whole world, don't you know that there are five continents and four oceans outside?"
"I'm really not sure, what if there is a more advanced human civilization?"
"Your brains are too big. Let me tell you, maybe the person who drifted here accidentally just like Master Zhuang, happened to be carrying something with him."
"It's also possible that our judgment was wrong. The orangutan may have simply been bitten."
"Hey, Lord Zhuang, doesn't this orangutan listen to you? You can ask it, let it take you to see where it was injured."
"Try it."
As soon as Zhuang Qiu finished speaking, the lowland gorilla screamed and ran away in the next second.
While running, she took a step and looked back at Zhuang Qiu three times.
Apparently Zhuang Qiu was asked to go with it.
Zhuang Qiu picked up the things on the ground and hurriedly followed.
(End of this chapter)
amount……
Zhuang Qiu embarrassedly scratched his head.
"Yeah, Master Zhuang, our data team has already worked overtime for a day and a night because of you. This time we looked at the platform and we couldn't hold it anymore. After a look, it turned out that there was trouble in your live broadcast room again."
"Master Zhuang, although we have improved our food because of the traffic you bring, but you often refresh the upper limit of our platform's popularity, we can't stand it."
"┭┮﹏┭┮Master Zhuang, it's not your fault, it's us who are useless."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly overwhelmed by black fonts.
As if none of the official staff had to go to work, they collectively poured out bitterness in Zhuang Qiu's live broadcast room.
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the official staff are humble online."
"It's really miserable. I understand the feeling of writing a program with a bald head. It's really not too sour."
"No, the official, can you give these rhythmic water friends a kick, if they don't come to make trouble, we can watch the live broadcast well, so the system won't crash."
"That's right, those people who were arguing just now, where are they going now?"
"Hey, did you see, this Mike is still there, and the dog is watching here. These people, every day, seem to have encountered some misfortune in reality, and go to the Internet to vent."
"Yeah, I don't believe you, and I still want to see you, so I won't leave even if I slap you in the face. I'm so sorry. If I were him, I would have quit the Internet by now!"
[System prompt: Player 'Mike' has been kicked out of the channel by officials. 】
"Pfft ha ha ha ha, which official sister angel gave us such bad breath."
"Really kicked?"
"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Hahaha, the official is worried that there is no place to spread the fire. I am really not used to your food now."
Zhuang Qiu stared at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
But more are attracted by the barrage of these newcomers.
"Is this Zhuang Qiu so awesome? Popularity is making the system collapse?"
"Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. I've heard about this new outdoor brother of Douyu, but I didn't expect that there are really two tricks."
"Yes, I was there the whole time when he tamed the lowland gorilla just now. As a graduate student in biology, I expressed my shock."
"Can I say I'm a fan? It's also important to be handsome!"
……
With the discussion among the people, Zhuang Qiu found that his attention was also increasing.
Okay, if it wasn't for the official kick, he really wanted to thank that provocative Mike.
"Master Zhuang, this gorilla is just jumping around, find something to do."
"That's right. Didn't the gorilla know how to work with simple tools made by itself? Let's see if we can teach it to saw wood."
"Chimpanzee sawing wood? This is amazing. I'm going to record the screen and post it on the Internet later."
Zhuang Qiu just picked up the saw, ready to continue to deal with the timber.
But seeing what Shui You said, Zhuang Qiu suddenly became interested.
Yes, he also wanted to know how developed the brain of this gorilla, which already had a certain amount of intelligence, was.
After finishing speaking, Zhuang Qiu had a thought, and issued an order to the lowland gorilla.
But this gorilla just stopped the movement of its feet, but did not make any other unnecessary movements.
Zhuang Qiu picked up the saw and sawed the wood one by one, deliberately slowing down the speed and letting him learn.
The lowland gorilla watched intently, and seemed to be studying hard.
After feeling that it was about the same, Zhuang Qiu threw the saw in his hand in front of it.
"Big black man, come and try."
But this time Zhuang Qiu was very surprised.
The chimpanzee really looked at Zhuang Qiu without moving, ignoring the saw on the ground.
"Well, this kind of behavior is still a bit difficult for him, after all, he is an animal and not a human."
"Haha, yes, this is a normal chimpanzee, otherwise I would really suspect that this Nima is a human wearing a chimpanzee's skin."
"Maybe the time is too short. I feel that if I pay a little longer, maybe I can really learn it."
"Don't be stupid, well, you are simply crazy."
"But I don't feel right."
Almost at the same time, Zhuang Qiu also said.
"I don't feel right."
After speaking, Zhuang Qiu stepped forward and pulled the chimpanzee's hand away.
really.
For unknown reasons, there was a deep wound on the chimpanzee's palm, which had already suppurated.
The wound festered and rotted.
No wonder the chimpanzee can't even hold a saw.
The reason why Zhuang Qiu sensed something was wrong was because even this chimpanzee couldn't learn to use a saw.
But under the guidance of Beast Taming, at least he will go over and pick up this saw.
Instead of sitting there motionless like now.
"Oh, such a big wound is about to rot."
"My hand hurts, no wonder I'm lying there."
"It looks like it was bitten by something, but it also looks like it was stabbed by something sharp."
"It doesn't look like a bite, it looks like a nail? Or a knife?"
"It's an iron wound."
Zhuang Qiu glanced at the chimpanzee's wound.
The wound was smooth, and the inside was deep, but it was very smooth, with no signs of being bitten.
Not to mention the tooth marks of any large animals.
Obviously, it was injured by some human instrument.
Zhuang Qiu's thoughts moved, and he couldn't help muttering.
"There are other humans on this deserted island?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's brains were developed again.
"Savages? Barren island savages? My God, I heard that savages can eat people."
"It's very exciting. I really want to know what the savages are saying, a new language? They still can't speak, they can only bark like animals."
"Um, can't it, the savages can make ironware now?"
"Hey, maybe it's some kind of extraterrestrial expert? Or some kind of isolated race, after millions of years, it has been here to fend for itself."
"Then you think this is the whole world, don't you know that there are five continents and four oceans outside?"
"I'm really not sure, what if there is a more advanced human civilization?"
"Your brains are too big. Let me tell you, maybe the person who drifted here accidentally just like Master Zhuang, happened to be carrying something with him."
"It's also possible that our judgment was wrong. The orangutan may have simply been bitten."
"Hey, Lord Zhuang, doesn't this orangutan listen to you? You can ask it, let it take you to see where it was injured."
"Try it."
As soon as Zhuang Qiu finished speaking, the lowland gorilla screamed and ran away in the next second.
While running, she took a step and looked back at Zhuang Qiu three times.
Apparently Zhuang Qiu was asked to go with it.
Zhuang Qiu picked up the things on the ground and hurriedly followed.
(End of this chapter)
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