Live the leisurely life of the mountain village

Chapter 601 Leave
"Master Zhuang said something I didn't dare to say. I'm really trembling now. I'm really afraid that because of Boss Hua's beautiful Z dialect, we will completely say goodbye to this live broadcast room."

"It's really the quintessence of the country, ah ha ha ha ha ha."

"If you want me to say, you deserve it too, little handsome guy. Why don't you change your explanation at this time? Just stick your head out and wait for death. Maybe you can get a lighter sentence and get a life."

"Hey, handsome boy, I really can't help you anymore, so please be blessed."

At this time, the pink and tender man was completely dumbfounded by scolding.

Huayuelou calmed down after being dragged by Zhuang Qiu.

Pointing to the live broadcast room, he said gloomily.

"You wait for me, Sisaobao. Let's settle the score slowly."

At this moment, the world's number one handsome man was fighting all over with his mobile phone.

Dazed for a moment, he quickly picked up his phone and started typing frantically.

[World's No. [-] Handsome Man]: "Don't, don't, don't! What, I'll make up for it. I'm here to tell you that the route has been cut, and I'll be there right away, about half an hour. "

Hearing what the pink man said, Huayuelou's complexion improved a bit.

But still did not let go.

Still very angry.

Seeing that Huayuelou's face softened a little, the pink man hurriedly said.

[The most handsome man in the world]: "Brother, big brother, don't be angry, I have not been idle these days, I have been working hard to help you approve the route, I really, I worry about it every day, I have big hair Drop a lot of them, I really am, my sincerity can be learned from the world."

Huayuelou smiled coldly.

"Fuck you, you're losing your hair, you fucking bald!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Boss Hua is so ruthless."

"No, the way this little handsome guy begs for mercy really makes me laugh to death, he is really flexible."

"Wow, upstairs, you are a typical misnomer. What do you mean by being able to bend and stretch? He is obviously always bending. I have never seen him stretch."

"It really killed me. It was just brilliant."

"Second husband is really great."

……

[The world's most handsome man]: "Don't, I really have hard work and no credit."

After finishing speaking, the pink man hurriedly asked Zhuang Qiu for help.

[The most handsome man in the world]: "Little handsome guy, little angel Zhuang Qiu, save me and say something nice to me."

Just as Zhuang Qiu was about to start teasing, he heard the hum of fame coming from the sky in the distance.

I saw a helicopter flying towards the two of them.

Zhuang Qiu said quickly.

"It appears that this is the arrival of a rescue plane."

Huayuelou raised her head and glanced, her complexion improved a lot in an instant.

At this time, the pink and tender man hurriedly oiled the soles of his feet when he saw this.

[World's No. [-] Handsome Man]: "Everyone, Shanshui meets again, and I have something else to do, so I'll leave first, and you all have a safe journey."

After speaking, he turned around and left the studio.

After leaving, the pink man quickly threw away the phone and picked up the phone on the other side.

"Hey! Baby! It's me! Come on, book me the nearest flight, I'm leaving here."

"What? Where? Whatever! The farther the better! The North Pole! Book me a plane ticket to the North Pole!"

……

On the other side, the water friends in the live broadcast room saw the pink man fleeing the scene in a hurry, and laughed like crazy.

Huayuelou looked at the slowly landing helicopter and rolled her eyes.

"I don't have time to talk to him now, wait for me to go back and see how I deal with him."

Zhuang Qiu said.

"Let's go, get out of here first."

After speaking, the two stepped onto the helicopter one after the other.

But the moment they entered, the two of them were dumbfounded.

The one who came to take the opportunity was the handsome foreign guy who let them skydive before.

After seeing Zhuang Qiu and Huayuelou, this person greeted them warmly.

"Ah! It's you again, why are you still here?"

After asking this question, Zhuang Qiu felt that Huayuelou next to him obviously changed from being angry at the beginning to being dumbfounded, and finally evolved into speechless.

Originally, Huayuelou planned to scold this person.

But seeing the driver's eyes wide open and looking at him innocently, Huayuelou felt as if he had punched soft cotton, and didn't know what to say.

Zhuang Qiu waved his hand and said.

"It's nothing, we think the scenery in the great desert is good, so we go to the great desert to eat sand, touch scorpions, and blow the pure sandstorm from the great desert."

"Hahahahaha, cow, I am really convinced, the powerful expressive ability of our country's language."

"Absolutely, really absolutely, the pure blood of God Nima's sandstorm."

"Master Zhuang, you really want to kill me laughing."

"Ahahahahahaha, this handsome guy was called stupid."

……

Just like the water friends in the live broadcast room said, the expression of the driver at this time is: (⊙o⊙)
Looking at Zhuang Qiu like looking at a monster.

"It turns out that you like this."

Zhuang Qiu nodded.

"Yeah, I like it. We like the dying feeling of not being able to drink water in the desert. The taste is absolutely amazing. You must try it if you have the chance. The sand in the desert is very soft. It’s different from the outside. People can’t just eat barbecue in their lifetime, but also have to experience the feeling of burning themselves on a teppanyaki.”

Driver: (⊙o⊙)...

Huayuelou listened to what the two said, and seeing the stunned expression on the driver's face, she also burst out laughing.

"Damn it, I'm really afraid of being stupefied if I'm not afraid of violence. There's really no place to vent my anger."

"Hahahaha, you have also met a talent."

"Actually, it's because of a little language barrier. I suspect that this person didn't even understand what Master Zhuang said."

"Whether you understand it or not, what I want to say is that this person's expression is really cute."

"Isn't it? I really laughed to death."

……

Zhuang Qiu was also joking with him.

Zhuang Qiu knew psychologically that this accident was mostly due to the system.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be such a coincidence.

So he spoke.

"Okay, get out of here now."

After finishing speaking, the pilot stopped chatting and hurriedly posed for the helicopter again.

The propeller began to spin rapidly, making a loud noise.

The plane rose slowly and flew towards the homeland.

When they rose again, through the window, Zhuang Qiu and Huayuelou could still see the desert they crossed.

When it rises to a high altitude, it looks like that desert.

But when you are really in it, you will know the breath of death and despair in this desert.

Huayuelou turned around and spoke.

"I don't want to come here again!"

(End of this chapter)