Director of the Centre

Chapter 16 Literary youths are not easy to make do with ([-])

After such a long journey, Han Lu felt helpless when he saw Lao Wang's tired face and dull eyes.

Now that he and Li Caochang have talked about this, they have to arrange accommodation for everyone.

Conditions in the village are limited, and two people share a bunk.Fortunately, the beds in rural areas are large, 1.9 meters long and 1.8 meters wide, which looks like a square.The actors in the cultural center are all in good shape. Except for the huqin master Lao Liu who is as fat as a melon, everyone else is very slender, and it is not painful to squeeze into a bed.

However, the situation of the villagers who will live in each household is different.Some people live in small western-style buildings, which are clean and tidy, and even have separate toilets and electric water heaters, just like living in hotels; Drilling in, he was accidentally bumped by a mango.

Whoever lives in a good house and who lives in a bad house is a nonsense.

Sure enough, when Han Lu called everyone together, after talking about this incident, everyone was in a mess, shouting in disorder.

"Xiao Han, I'm old, and I want to live in a new house. Let me live in an old house without a bathroom. I went to the latrine in the middle of the night and fell. Are you responsible?"

Another person said unceremoniously: "Old Huang, are you relying on the old to sell the old? You have to live in a good room when you are old. There is no such reason in the world. Respect the old and love the young. I am the youngest, and you all have to love the old." I."

"Xiao Han, in my opinion, we have to arrange according to the professional title. I am a national third-level actor with a mid-to-high professional title. I am a rare talent in the center. You have to choose me first." An aunt interjected.

Some people were dissatisfied: "Why do you have to follow the title, I am not convinced."

"Why can't I, in the old society, I'm a petite man, so naturally I want to enjoy the best treatment."

"Hey, it's a good thing it's a new society now, otherwise you'd be shitting on the working people, I'll beat you, feudal remnant first!"

The two hit it off immediately.

One wave has not settled down, another wave has risen again, and before there is a winner at this end, there are two more quarrels at the other end.

A certain person said: "Actually, this matter is also simple. We don't talk about age, job titles, who has made great contributions, or who is a talent, so we will follow the program schedule for this time. There are six programs in total, and the leading actors are chosen first. Make sure of their condition first."

Someone immediately retorted: "A leading role, what is a leading role? Our musicians are raised by our stepmothers, and are born inferior? Or, we don't have to follow when we perform in the future, and the leading role sings a cappella by himself. The safflower needs green leaves to match, without our green leaves , see how you glow and heat?"

"Yes, as well as our field manager, he can't be inferior."

……

Fifty cast members fought against each other according to age, professional title and job type, and there was a lot of trouble.

Han Lu originally thought that although none of these colleagues had a serious education in middle school or university, they had been influenced by decades of traditional culture anyway, and their quality was not low.But they don't want to involve their own interests, which means that men and sisters have left behind the traditional virtues of being gentle, courteous and thrifty, and they are fighting more ruthlessly and undisguisedly than outsiders.

Let them keep arguing like this, I'm afraid they won't be able to argue for a result every day.

Fortunately, Han Lu was well prepared, so he slapped twice and said loudly: "Big brothers, big sisters, uncles and aunts, the conditions for this performance are limited, two people share one bed. The office's opinion is to voluntarily pair up and combine freely. As for the room , draw lots, it’s all about luck, so there’s nothing to say, right?”

"Draw lots, okay, let's draw lots."

"Yes, we don't consider age, title, etc., let God decide, God is the fairest."

Whether to share a house with whom or not is directly related to the experience and mood of coming to Pingdi Village.

At the moment, everyone didn't bother to talk too much, they each found acquaintances and asked if they would share the same bed.

But this is troublesome. Some people are very popular and popular, and they are surrounded by four or five people who want to squeeze together.It's not good to agree with anyone who refuses, and it's very embarrassing.

Some people stood alone because of their bad temper and no one cared about them.A total of six people, angry and annoyed, terribly embarrassed.

Among them is Taotao.

Tao Tao was not angry, she looked independent, and there was even a mocking smile on the corner of her mouth.

How they match up is not something Han Lu can worry about. He has only been here for a few days, and he can't even call him by name.

The total number of people from the Cultural Center who came to Pingdi Village this time plus Han Lu totaled 52 people, [-] women and [-] men, which happened to be an even number.I don't know if the center deliberately arranges this so that two people share a bed, so that Han Lu won't bother: anyway, no matter how the pairing is done, there will always be someone who wants to be single and squeeze with another same-sex person.

After tossing around for a long time, seeing that everyone was almost done, Han Lu was not polite, and said: "Everything is done, and there are still others, so I will assign them. Sister Tao, you share a room with her."

When Tao Tao was called first, Tao Tao didn't say anything, just nodded slightly.She is indifferent and has nothing to do with Han Lu's arrangements.

With her at the beginning, the next thing will be easy to handle.Han Lu continued: "You, you two are squeezed together; you and you, live a good life; you and you, live happily together these two days..."

Hearing what he said was funny, everyone burst out laughing.Said, Xiao Han, you really know how to talk, draw lots, draw lots.

In this way, Han Lu arranged the room smoothly, and personally sent the person to the villager's house who was in charge of food and lodging to settle down.

After finishing this headache, he led the sound engineer and lighting engineer to set the scene.

A big stage was set up in the village long ago, and banners were drawn on it, "Warmly welcome leaders at all levels in the urban area to Pingdi Village." Colorful flags fluttered everywhere in the village, and ribbons and red lanterns were hung on the fruit trees, creating a lively scene.

It took more than an hour to install various facilities, and it was finally finished, and I was hungry.

"Xiao Han, I have a situation to report to you."

Hearing the sound, Han Lu turned his head to look. It was an actor in the center, about forty years old, with a slightly wretched appearance, probably playing a villain role.

"You are……"

"Xiao Han, my name is Zhao Yi, and I used to sing Xiaosheng in the Sichuan Opera Troupe." Seeing Han Lu's bewildered face, he said again: "This time in "Du Shiniang", I will sing Sun Fu, a wealthy businessman without line."

"Hello Brother Zhao, what's the matter?"

Zhao Yi said the name of the roommate, and said, "Can you change someone for me?"

Han Lu was surprised. He said, he had a voluntary combination with someone, and no one forced him. Why did he go back on his word now?

Zhao Yi replied, didn't the roommate at that time come to pull him on his own initiative? We all know each other so well, it's hard to refuse.Now that he has a more suitable person, he wants to ask Han Lu to make an adjustment.

Han Lu persuaded, anyway, it's just one night, and it's not easy to go out, brother Zhao, you just have to make do with it.

Zhao Yi shook his head and said sternly, there is no way to make it up, his girlfriend is having trouble, so he must live together.

"What, the two of you want to live together, you are not married, this is called illegal cohabitation, it is inappropriate." Han Lu said: "You have got together, what about the one who placed the order?"

"You can let them squeeze." Zhao Yi said indifferently.

"Puchi." Han Lu couldn't help but laugh: "Are you joking? By the way, who is living with your partner?"

The Cultural and Art Center came to Pingdi Village to perform this time. The females are forty and the males are twelve. The room of the same sex will not be alone.

You, Zhao Yi, and your girlfriend want to live together in an adulterous relationship, what about the remaining one man and one woman?
Zhao Yi replied that the one who shared the same room with his girlfriend was Aunt Fan, a woman in her early fifties who played suona in the Sichuan Opera Troupe.

Aunt Fan's appearance is not online, anyway, she is performing in the background, and the audience can't see it.Probably because of blowing the suona all her life, she inflated herself. This sister already weighs an astonishing 180 catties. /When I took the bus in the morning, I occupied an office seat by myself, and squeezed the girl next to me into a miserable situation.

Zhao Yidao, with the appearance of Lao Fan, others will not do anything to her.Besides, the guy in the room with him is very handsome, Sister Fan will not be angry, you have to help me arrange this matter.

Isn't this... isn't this a goddamn word?Auntie Fan has a husband and children, and she spends a night with another man, how can she meet people when the news spreads, and how can she face the turbulent public opinion in society?Han Lu refused in astonishment, saying, no.

Zhao Yi jumped, pointed at Han Lu's nose and cursed: "I'm going to live with my girlfriend, or I won't be acting tomorrow. Han, you are jealous."

"Why am I jealous of you, Zhao Yi, you have no reason to say that."

"I heard people say that you are almost 26 years old, and you are still single. When you look at girls in the center, your eyes are straight. You are jealous that I have a beautiful girlfriend, you hold a grudge, and you want to punish me. "

"You..." This is already an attack in life, and Han Lu was furious, and shouted: "It's ridiculous, you are not human. The room has been arranged, and I can't live in it. If the two of you can't stand it Lonely, find a car to go to the town to stay in a hotel by yourself, and don't say such crazy things in front of me."

He was tired all day, already tired, too lazy to talk nonsense, and walked away.

Behind him was Zhao Yi's sharp scolding voice: "What's the matter, I've said it to the point of pain, you just like to look at girls, and when you see a woman, your eyes fall on people's chests. Hooligans, hooligans, hooligans, beasts, perverts... "

Han Lu was very angry: Why did I become a pervert? When did I stare at other girls?

Zhao Yi called his girlfriend again: "Baby, that bastard Han Lu doesn't do anything about changing rooms, he's jealous of me. Pay attention to him, he seems to have evil intentions towards you and wants a third party to intervene... …Baby, do you love me? If you love me, you can’t change your mind. You have to forgive me, I really can’t help it. Be good, just spend the night with someone else. When I go back tomorrow, I’ll buy you a gift.”

Han Lu bumped his head against the branch of the fruit tree next to him, his eyes were full of gold stars.

(End of this chapter)