Director of the Centre

Chapter 264 I'm Not Embarrassed
Cai Ze is in line with Han Lu's imagination of a special group of writers.

This person is about thirty years old, with dark skin, thin lips, and wearing a pair of small glasses.

His hair is very distinctive, yellow, soft, thin, combed into a three or seven, and every time he speaks, it is gently fluttering.

Writer Cai is not tall, only 1.6 meters [-], thin and thin, which is rare in Jinsha City, where there are many tall immigrants from other provinces.

Speaking of immigrants from other provinces and descendants of immigrants, because everyone's parents come from all over the world, and their accents are also different.Northeast dialect with a rough taste, Wumata soft language, and Lingnan Cantonese. For example, the last time I went to the hospital, Dr. Tan's "Do you have a reason to die" scared everyone.

Originally, there was a language barrier, so everyone should speak Mandarin.But the strange thing is that many people have learned to speak the Southwest dialect. This is probably because they have lived in the Southwest Province all their lives, and they have been infected by the people of Sichuan who want to communicate with you in dialect.

Gradually, there was a little miscommunication.

Last year, Han Lu went to Yanbian County for a meeting. The local leader in charge of culture, education and health was from Hebei, and he spoke standard Mandarin.Everyone thought to themselves that people who speak the Southwest dialect might not be able to understand it.As a result, the whole group spoke Mandarin with their throats squeezed. Because of the strong dialect accent, they spoke in a nonsensical manner.

In the end, the leader couldn't bear it anymore and said, you should still speak the Southwest dialect, I can understand it.I am also the second generation of Gang Gang, a native of Jinsha City.

Here is just nonsense.

When Han Lu heard that Cai Ze said that he was going to write a memoir for himself, he couldn't laugh or cry.

He has worked in literature and art for many years, and he knows that literati cannot afford to offend.This Cai Ze looks very down and out, but you don't know how many classmates and friends he has in the literary world, he will write you a mess when he is annoyed, and give you a negative news out of nothing on the Internet. Can't hold back.

Han Lu considered his tone: "Writer Cai, look..."

Cai Ze interrupted him: "Director Han, please call me Sangzi. As your ghostwriter, we should be able to become good friends and call my pseudonym to look affectionate. In fact, my friends and I are all called pseudonyms."

His pen name is the meaning of Ci Pai "Cai Sang Zi".

"Sangzi..." Han Lu felt a little awkward calling it like this: "Look, I haven't retired yet, and I'm in good health. It seems that I haven't reached the time to make a summary of my life. Besides, I'm not on the job. What achievements have been made, ashamed, ashamed."

"No." Cai Ze interrupted him again: "Director Han, I have inquired that you will be 40 years old in two years. As the old saying goes, a life of seventy is rare since ancient times, and half of your life is already over. Moreover, people with the most energy Wangsheng is the most able to do things between the ages of 25 and 35, and the results are also at that age. Therefore, as long as a person is over 35 years old in any company, department or unit, there is no room for improvement. There is another sentence That’s what I said, if you know the destiny at fifty, you will be five soon. Knowing the destiny, all living beings, and yourself, it’s time to make a conclusion for yourself.”

When he spoke, he shook his head and his hair was in full swing.

These words pierced my heart, and Han Lu was so angry that he almost replied, "If you can't speak, can you say a few words less?"

Cai Ze said that he had sex, so he took out a small thin book from his bag, presented it with both hands, and said, "This is an autobiography written by me and a famous entrepreneur in this city. This is a sample booklet. Please read it. Read it." If it feels good, I'll do the same."

The binding of the book was terrible, and it smelled like an illegal publication. Han Lu didn't bother to read it, so he stuffed it in his bag and said, "Sang... Writer Cai, look, my salary is only a few thousand yuan a month, and I have to pay for it." To support a large family, spend tens of thousands of dollars to let you publish an autobiography, just to satisfy your own vanity, feel that you are someone, and you are going to publish a biography, isn't it inappropriate?"

The manuscript fee for Sangzi is one thing, and the manuscript is handed over to the printing house, proofread, typesetting, and printed, which is a large sum of money.If he is confused by Han Lu’s food, Tao Tao... Well, Tao Tao is a non-human being, so he might think this is a bit interesting and elegant, but his father, Han Guo Qingfei, put him You can't beat the ground.

Cai Ze: "Otherwise, Director Han, I have inquired about it. After one year, your salary, performance and various subsidies will be more than [-] yuan. After all, you are a department-level cadre, and [-] yuan is still affordable."

Han Lu got a little angry, and lowered his face: "Writer Cai, don't you find this embarrassing?"

"Haha, don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, or I'll give you a [-]% discount."

"I..." Sure enough, as long as I'm not embarrassed, the one who's embarrassed is someone else.Han Lu was thinking about how to invite this master out of the office, when suddenly, two people rushed in crying and shouting, immediately turning the director's office into a vegetable market.

The two people who came were Aunt Xia and her daughter-in-law. They had a housework dispute, and they wanted to find Han Lu, the head of the unit, to mediate.

They didn't know any deep hatred, they were already twisted into a ball, their hair was disheveled, and the collar of their clothes was pulled to the collarbone, which was simply thrilling.

Do not look evil, Han Lu was shocked and shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing, let go, put on your clothes... Cough, talk if you have something to say."

The conflict between Aunt Xia and her daughter-in-law is still a word of money.

Xia Jiayue also has a daughter who wants to buy a house recently. She has no money, so she borrowed it from her natal family and said she would pay it back in two years.

Aunt Xia said casually, "We're all one family, so we won't be affectionate if we talk about it. We'll talk about it when we have money."

This was just a scene, but unexpectedly her daughter-in-law took it seriously.The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law belong to heaven and earth, and the more the daughter-in-law thinks about it, the more angry she gets, and she gets angry.Tell Aunt Xia, Mom, you agreed to such a large sum of money, should you discuss it with us?Aunt Xia got angry and said, I can lend my pension to whoever I like, and no one can control it.

The daughter-in-law became angry, and said, you must know that you live with us, and we are taking care of you.Yes, you have the right to dispose of your pension, so we don't care about your illness or pain in the future.

Aunt Xia got angry and shouted, you are disobedient and unfilial, and the sky will send thunder to strike you to death.

So, the two got into a fight, making a scene like enemies, and finally came to Han Lu for comment.

Han Lu had a headache, it was difficult for an upright official to decide on housework, and it was impossible to say who was right and who was wrong.Furthermore, you go to the street to find the community for housework disputes, why come to my office?
There was no other way, he had no choice but to persuade them at both ends. He couldn't do anything all morning, so he just tried to mediate with them.

Han Lu is busy here, and Cai Ze is not idle either.This guy listened curiously, took out his mobile phone to record, took out his notebook to record, and asked a few questions from time to time.

When Han Lu managed to persuade Aunt Xia and her daughter-in-law to leave, he asked Cai Ze angrily: "Writer Cai, what is this doing? Just ordinary housework disputes, you won't write a gossip and post it on the Internet, right? Remind you, it is illegal to write and post randomly without the consent of the person concerned.”

"No, this story doesn't have any explosive points, and it doesn't touch the common points in people's lives nowadays. No one reads it when it's sent out." Cai Ze: "I'm just collecting materials and experiencing life."

Han Lu: "You can experience it well. I really don't need the memoir. I have to leave first."

Cai Ze grabbed him, "Director Han, look, it's [-]:[-] and I haven't had breakfast yet!"

This is to grab a meal!

Han Lu is not a stingy person, just these few days old father Han Guoqing has suddenly become obsessed with health preservation. I don’t know who has influenced him. He wants to control sugar and salt. The family has been eating boiled cabbage for a week. Fade out the bird.He said: "Let's go, let's eat in a big copper pot, it's just across the street."

After finishing speaking, he took out the phone and shook the two deputy directors and Jiang Jiaming.

The big copper pot is really enjoyable to eat, but it's a pity that you can't drink during working hours.

Ask the boss to issue an invoice after eating.

Cai Ze asked if he wanted to be reimbursed, director Han eats and drinks with public funds, why don't you use the public funds for his autobiography.

Han Lu: "Whatever you report, you pay for it yourself."

Cai Ze asked, "Then why did you invoice?"

"I made the boss pay taxes according to the law by issuing an invoice. This is also my love for him." Han Lu felt that the writer named Sangzi had some brain problems, so he pulled the invoice.

"Eating more than 400 yuan for a meal, Director Han is rich, why don't you publish a book?"

Han Lu was a little annoyed: "Jiang Jiaming, you can receive Writer Cai this afternoon, I'm going to the district for a meeting."

When she came home at night, Tao Tao giggled when she saw him.

Han Lu: "Sister, what good thing happened to make you laugh like this?"

Tao Tao: "Han Lu, you said that Li Cao grew up as a farmer with only a junior high school education, so why did he imitate others and publish his memoirs, thinking that he was an outstanding person? Now it's all right, print it out and digest it, and give it away when you see it. In the afternoon, let his tiger drive over 200 copies to you, and ask you to distribute one copy to each employee in the unit, so that they can learn from their outstanding deeds."

As she spoke, she pointed to the corner of the wall.

The books in the corner were piled up into a hill. Han Lu saw that the book looked familiar, so he hurriedly took out the sample book given by Cai Ze from his bag, and it turned out to be the same book.

Title "Road" Dash "Memoirs of Li Caochang"

Needless to say, the acting writer is naturally the writer Sang Zi, whose real name is Cai Ze.

Today's dinner is still boiled cabbage, and Han Lu has no appetite.I didn't care about eating at the moment, so I picked up Li Caochang's memoirs and read them.

There are not many words in the book, only about a hundred thousand words, and it is a thin booklet.

Han Lu was a fast reader and finished it in less than an hour. He said to his father, "Dad, you can find a scrap collector tomorrow and sell all these books. At least you can add food to the family. What are you writing about? Son!"

Saying it's a piece of shit doesn't mean that Cai Ze's writing is not good. In fact, the writer Sang Zi's writing is quite good.It's just... Li Caochang's memoirs have no bright spots at all, they are all trivial daily trivialities.

(End of this chapter)