I can fish for anything
Chapter 222 The ultimate dog licking
Chapter 222 The ultimate dog licking
Walking up the mountain, he walked between the two of them, smiled and said to Lao Gao: "Old Gao, Gilbert Burton has no other intentions. We are here this time for pure technical exchange. I didn't expect you to care so much about Lao Gao. Huaxia has As the old saying goes, it’s a pleasure to have friends from afar. Is this how you treat your guests, Lao Gao? I didn’t expect that a country with an ancient civilization of 5000 years would be so impolite.”
After listening to the words on the mountain, Lao Gao was not angry, but couldn't help laughing: "Of course our country is a state of etiquette, but that's for international friends, and you are not qualified, you can ask those countries in Africa , Which one of them is not grateful to us?"
"It's boring to talk like that. You donate money to them, build railways, and dig water wells. Of course they thank you. Your so-called gratitude is actually bought with money."
"Yes, we bought it with money." Lao Gao glanced at Gitburton disdainfully: "We don't want certain countries to forcibly station troops in other countries' territories in the name of maintaining world peace. The purpose is to rob other people's oil."
"You..." Gitter Burton couldn't bear it anymore, and slammed the table: "Old Gao, please don't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be responsible for your words and deeds today!"
"I'm not talking nonsense. What I'm saying is the truth. The eyes of people all over the world are discerning. Have you caused fewer conflicts in the United States in recent years? Do you know how many people died? Do you know how many children are homeless? Returnable?"
At this time, Lao Gao seemed to be a little angry: "Git Burton, let me tell you, I welcome you to come to communicate, but if you take advantage of this opportunity to make trouble, then don't blame me for turning my face and denying people!"
Obviously, Gilbert Burton was also angry, the muscles on his face trembled, and his facial features were twisted together horizontally.
Seeing this situation, Shanshang knew that it would not be good for anyone to keep arguing like this, so he stood up again to persuade him, but this time he did not dare to favor Jitter Burton, because he was a little afraid of Lao Gao, and he was afraid that Lao Gao would Turn your anger on yourself.
What he didn't expect was that before he could speak, Lao Gao actually pointed his nose: "And you, who eat farts after his butt all day long, and the food tastes good? The fighter jets that have been eliminated long ago , Why did you buy it back? Boom the fish?"
"I……"
"What are you? Do less, do more, work for the welfare of the people, and let the people live a life of peace and contentment. That's what a country should do."
After hearing this, the reporter next to him couldn't help grinning secretly. It's over, Lao Gao is so strong, it seems that this episode of the program is about to fail again. It was a good exchange and discussion meeting, but now it has turned into what it is now, how can it be dialed out? go.
Whether it can be broadcast or not, he is just guessing, and it depends on the leader's arrangement.
In the end, the so-called exchange meeting broke up badly, but for some reason, it was hard to come to Huaxia once. Shanshang and Jitter Burton originally planned to visit the Great Wall. Tickets and hotels were arranged, but for some reason The reason is that after the exchange meeting ended, they returned in a hurry, and the destination of both of them was the United States.
On the special plane, Gilbert Burton looked at the mountain with dissatisfaction: "I said the mountain, what do you mean? I finally came to Huaxia at public expense. I originally planned to visit the Great Wall of China. Tickets and hotels are all expensive. It's already booked, why do you insist on dragging me away? Say, if you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I will never end with you. "
The mountain smiled and looked around. Although the passengers didn't notice him, they still approached Git Burton's ear and said in a low voice: "Jit, don't be angry, I have a good thing for you. you."
Saying that, the mountain held a leaf of some kind of plant.
"What is this?" Gilbert frowned.
"It's a leaf."
"How the hell do I know it's a leaf!" Gilbert Burton clenched his fists and gritted his teeth angrily: "Are you kidding me?"
Seeing Gitburton's appearance, the mountain quickly explained: "Git, don't get angry, listen to me, this leaf is barnyard grass, Chinese people generally call it foxtail grass or giant tail grass, this is I found it in that Lao Gao's laboratory."
"Then what? What's your purpose in telling me this?" Jitterburton looked puzzled.
Shan Shang secretly sighed in his heart. He didn't understand the identity of this Gitburton biologist, whether it was true or not, and he said it so clearly, can't he see the problem?
However, he only thought about these words in his heart, so he dared not say them out.
"Jite, don't you think this is very unconventional? As we all know, this kind of foxtail is not only found in China, it can be said that this kind of foxtail can be said to be found all over the world, and most of them grow in arid areas with an altitude of no more than 4000 meters."
"Have you ever wondered why such a visible plant appeared in Lao Gao's laboratory? What are they doing to study this thing?"
After listening to the words on the mountain, Kit finally felt that something was wrong. The only thing that could explain it was that the leaves of this piece of dogtail grass were different.
Gilbert Burton finally felt that the trip was worthwhile. He carefully held the leaf of foxtail in his hand, then opened the leather bag he carried with him, and took out a container from it, intending to put the leaf of foxtail in it. Take it back and study it.
However, Shan Shang reached out to stop him, smiled and said, "Jite, I found this, you can't take it back."
"Huh?" Kit glanced at him dissatisfied: "Since you discovered it, why did you stop me from going to the Great Wall? Shouldn't you go back to your country? Why did you get on the same passenger plane as me? You did that Isn’t your purpose just to give me this dog’s tail leaf?”
"I really want to give it to you." Shan Shang changed the subject: "But you can't take it for nothing, right?"
"Then tell me, what do you want? Money? I can give it to you, but it's definitely not my money. You have to wait for me to go back and see if this dogtail leaf is really as different as you said."
"If it is true, I can apply for a large sum of money for you. If not, not only will there be no money, but I will also ask you to compensate me for my spiritual loss, fifty thousand dollars."
"What spiritual loss? I didn't do anything to you!"
"I came out to exchange this time, but it's at public expense. I have been approved by the higher authorities to visit some places of interest in China, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, the Bird's Nest, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang, Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou West Lake..."
(End of this chapter)
Walking up the mountain, he walked between the two of them, smiled and said to Lao Gao: "Old Gao, Gilbert Burton has no other intentions. We are here this time for pure technical exchange. I didn't expect you to care so much about Lao Gao. Huaxia has As the old saying goes, it’s a pleasure to have friends from afar. Is this how you treat your guests, Lao Gao? I didn’t expect that a country with an ancient civilization of 5000 years would be so impolite.”
After listening to the words on the mountain, Lao Gao was not angry, but couldn't help laughing: "Of course our country is a state of etiquette, but that's for international friends, and you are not qualified, you can ask those countries in Africa , Which one of them is not grateful to us?"
"It's boring to talk like that. You donate money to them, build railways, and dig water wells. Of course they thank you. Your so-called gratitude is actually bought with money."
"Yes, we bought it with money." Lao Gao glanced at Gitburton disdainfully: "We don't want certain countries to forcibly station troops in other countries' territories in the name of maintaining world peace. The purpose is to rob other people's oil."
"You..." Gitter Burton couldn't bear it anymore, and slammed the table: "Old Gao, please don't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be responsible for your words and deeds today!"
"I'm not talking nonsense. What I'm saying is the truth. The eyes of people all over the world are discerning. Have you caused fewer conflicts in the United States in recent years? Do you know how many people died? Do you know how many children are homeless? Returnable?"
At this time, Lao Gao seemed to be a little angry: "Git Burton, let me tell you, I welcome you to come to communicate, but if you take advantage of this opportunity to make trouble, then don't blame me for turning my face and denying people!"
Obviously, Gilbert Burton was also angry, the muscles on his face trembled, and his facial features were twisted together horizontally.
Seeing this situation, Shanshang knew that it would not be good for anyone to keep arguing like this, so he stood up again to persuade him, but this time he did not dare to favor Jitter Burton, because he was a little afraid of Lao Gao, and he was afraid that Lao Gao would Turn your anger on yourself.
What he didn't expect was that before he could speak, Lao Gao actually pointed his nose: "And you, who eat farts after his butt all day long, and the food tastes good? The fighter jets that have been eliminated long ago , Why did you buy it back? Boom the fish?"
"I……"
"What are you? Do less, do more, work for the welfare of the people, and let the people live a life of peace and contentment. That's what a country should do."
After hearing this, the reporter next to him couldn't help grinning secretly. It's over, Lao Gao is so strong, it seems that this episode of the program is about to fail again. It was a good exchange and discussion meeting, but now it has turned into what it is now, how can it be dialed out? go.
Whether it can be broadcast or not, he is just guessing, and it depends on the leader's arrangement.
In the end, the so-called exchange meeting broke up badly, but for some reason, it was hard to come to Huaxia once. Shanshang and Jitter Burton originally planned to visit the Great Wall. Tickets and hotels were arranged, but for some reason The reason is that after the exchange meeting ended, they returned in a hurry, and the destination of both of them was the United States.
On the special plane, Gilbert Burton looked at the mountain with dissatisfaction: "I said the mountain, what do you mean? I finally came to Huaxia at public expense. I originally planned to visit the Great Wall of China. Tickets and hotels are all expensive. It's already booked, why do you insist on dragging me away? Say, if you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I will never end with you. "
The mountain smiled and looked around. Although the passengers didn't notice him, they still approached Git Burton's ear and said in a low voice: "Jit, don't be angry, I have a good thing for you. you."
Saying that, the mountain held a leaf of some kind of plant.
"What is this?" Gilbert frowned.
"It's a leaf."
"How the hell do I know it's a leaf!" Gilbert Burton clenched his fists and gritted his teeth angrily: "Are you kidding me?"
Seeing Gitburton's appearance, the mountain quickly explained: "Git, don't get angry, listen to me, this leaf is barnyard grass, Chinese people generally call it foxtail grass or giant tail grass, this is I found it in that Lao Gao's laboratory."
"Then what? What's your purpose in telling me this?" Jitterburton looked puzzled.
Shan Shang secretly sighed in his heart. He didn't understand the identity of this Gitburton biologist, whether it was true or not, and he said it so clearly, can't he see the problem?
However, he only thought about these words in his heart, so he dared not say them out.
"Jite, don't you think this is very unconventional? As we all know, this kind of foxtail is not only found in China, it can be said that this kind of foxtail can be said to be found all over the world, and most of them grow in arid areas with an altitude of no more than 4000 meters."
"Have you ever wondered why such a visible plant appeared in Lao Gao's laboratory? What are they doing to study this thing?"
After listening to the words on the mountain, Kit finally felt that something was wrong. The only thing that could explain it was that the leaves of this piece of dogtail grass were different.
Gilbert Burton finally felt that the trip was worthwhile. He carefully held the leaf of foxtail in his hand, then opened the leather bag he carried with him, and took out a container from it, intending to put the leaf of foxtail in it. Take it back and study it.
However, Shan Shang reached out to stop him, smiled and said, "Jite, I found this, you can't take it back."
"Huh?" Kit glanced at him dissatisfied: "Since you discovered it, why did you stop me from going to the Great Wall? Shouldn't you go back to your country? Why did you get on the same passenger plane as me? You did that Isn’t your purpose just to give me this dog’s tail leaf?”
"I really want to give it to you." Shan Shang changed the subject: "But you can't take it for nothing, right?"
"Then tell me, what do you want? Money? I can give it to you, but it's definitely not my money. You have to wait for me to go back and see if this dogtail leaf is really as different as you said."
"If it is true, I can apply for a large sum of money for you. If not, not only will there be no money, but I will also ask you to compensate me for my spiritual loss, fifty thousand dollars."
"What spiritual loss? I didn't do anything to you!"
"I came out to exchange this time, but it's at public expense. I have been approved by the higher authorities to visit some places of interest in China, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, the Bird's Nest, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang, Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou West Lake..."
(End of this chapter)
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