I can fish for anything
Chapter 64 Burping and Farting
Chapter 64 Burping and Farting
"No, no, Mr. Jiang, you misunderstood."
Wu San hurriedly waved his hands and explained with a smile: "I'm not here to find fault, but I asked my master to tell you something. His old man is very curious about your skills, so he wants to meet you. The place is In the abandoned factory from last time."
"Your master? Do I know you? Nope!" Jiang Zhihao didn't even think about it.
"My master's name is Lang Yuqing. He is one of the four elders of the Lingyun Sect. In the entire Jiangbei, there is no one he wants to meet."
Wu San originally thought that Jiang Zhihao would be afraid and uneasy if he moved his master out.
Unexpectedly, he didn't react at all, not even blinking his eyelids.
"I don't care what he is, does it have anything to do with me?"
"Don't come to Daoxiang Village in the future, whether you are busy or not, otherwise I will see you once, beat you once, and I will do what I say."
Wu San became a little angry: "Jiang, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine. My master is not so easy to offend. I advise you not to be so arrogant, my master..."
"Clap!"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a burning pain on his face, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
He raised his head and looked at Jiang Zhihao in surprise: "You dare to hit me?"
"Clap!"
Jiang Zhihao raised his hand, twice more.
"Get out or not? If you don't, I'll call an ambulance for you next."
Wu San gritted his steel teeth, and the veins on his neck bulged: "Forget you, let's wait and see!"
Watching Wu San leave, Jiang Zhiyuan asked, "Brother, who is this? Were you being too ruthless just now? No matter what, you can't beat someone with your hands?"
Jiang Zhihao lit a cigarette: "This person is with the person who stabbed you three times. Do you think you should hit him or not?"
"Damn it, you didn't say it earlier! Xiao Hu Xiaoxie, take the guy with me!"
Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes widened, and he was about to chase after him as soon as he greeted him.
But after chasing outside, he found that Wu San had already gotten into the car and walked away.
I had no choice but to spit hard: "Damn it, don't let me meet you again, or I will break your leg!"
Beside, Peng Ling apologized: "I'm sorry, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have provoked them."
"It has nothing to do with you, what should come, will come eventually."
Immediately, Jiang Zhihao called out: "Zhiyuan, come with me, I have something to tell you."
"Oh!"
2 minutes later, in the office.
Jiang Zhiyuan poured Jiang Zhihao a glass of water: "Brother Hao, what's the matter?"
Jiang Zhihao didn't speak, but circulated his dantian to activate the spiritual energy.
When a small amount of spiritual energy gathered in the palm of the hand, he slapped the water dispenser not far away out of thin air.
The water dispenser was impacted by the aura and moved more than ten centimeters along the ground.
Jiang Zhiyuan was dumbfounded: "Can you do magic?"
Jiang Zhihao was speechless for a moment.
"This is not magic, it's the impact produced by the release of aura after cultivation!"
"Cultivation? Real or fake? Is it a novel about cultivating immortals? Can it ascend?" Jiang Zhiyuan said more and more outrageous.
"You can't ascend, but you can hit dozens or even hundreds of them, no problem. Do you want to learn?"
"Of course I want to, I dream about it."
"I can teach you, but after you learn it, I don't want you to go out and pretend to be aggressive. Now there are more and more enemies and more troubles. I hope that after you learn it, you can protect yourself and others. do you know?"
Jiang Zhihao said solemnly.
"I know Brother Hao, teach me quickly!" Jiang Zhiyuan couldn't wait.
"Last time when you were in the hospital, I opened up all the meridians and acupoints in your body. Now I just need to infuse some spiritual energy into your body, and you will be considered an entry."
While speaking, Jiang Zhihao grabbed Jiang Zhiyuan's wrist and began to instill spiritual energy.
"Brother Hao, I feel a warm current, very comfortable."
"This warm current is spiritual energy. Now try to imagine, let this warm current flow through your whole body and gather at Dantian, which is your lower abdomen, between 2 inches and 3 inches below the navel."
"Okay, I'll try."
hiccup, hiccup...
A hiccup sound came from Jiang Zhiyuan's mouth.
"Going down, not up, the aura is coming out of your mouth."
"I'm a little out of control."
Jiang Zhiyuan tried again, but he started farting.
"It's a little too deep, here it is, gather the spiritual energy here." Jiang Zhihao tapped his dantian.
In the end, Jiang Zhiyuan either burped or farted.
All the spiritual energy that Jiang Zhihao instilled in him has been leaked.
"Now you are not very proficient. At first you rely on imagination, which is what we usually call subconsciousness, and finally you rely on ideas. I will instill some spiritual energy in you. When you are free, practice more."
"After a lot of practice, you will be able to freely retract and release the movement of the spiritual energy."
Jiang Zhihao nodded: "Don't worry Brother Hao, I will definitely work hard."
"Ah."
Inside the Lingyun Sect, the elder Lang Yuqing was eating roast duck and drinking sake.
Wu San came in, covering the corner of his cracked mouth: "Master."
"Well, did the kid surnamed Jiang agree?" After Lang Yuqing finished speaking, Wu San's cheeks were swollen: "What's wrong?"
"Master, that kid didn't agree, he beat me up and said..."
"What else?!"
"I also said that it doesn't matter who you are, if you don't see it, you won't see it!"
"what!"
Lang Yuqing has a bad temper and is well-known in Lingyunzong.
Hearing Jiang Zhihao's words now made him even more furious.
"Too much deceit! Let's go find him now! The person who beat me still doesn't take me seriously, do you really think I won't do anything!"
"Master, I think it's better not to go. Jiang Zhihao said that we are not allowed to step into Daoxiang Village in the future, otherwise he will beat him every time he sees him!"
"Do it! This is challenging me! Follow me! I want to see if he has the capital to be crazy!"
Wu San licked the corner of his mouth, and followed Lang Yuqing with a sinister smile.
"Jiang Zhihao, oh Jiang Zhihao, my master is on his own, and I'm sure you'll be overwhelmed!"
Not long after, under the guidance of Wu San, the two arrived at the cannery.
"Sweet canned food." Looking at the four gold-plated characters, Lang Yuqing stepped inside.
"Hey, hey, why did you go in there?"
Hu Yang and Xie Fei ran out from the security room to stop them.
When they saw Wu San following behind, both of them smiled: "It's you again, your face doesn't hurt anymore, right?"
"Boy, my master is here, why don't you hurry up and let Jiang get out!"
"Your master?"
The two looked at Lang Yuqing, who was 1.3 meters four and thin, as if a gust of wind could blow him down.
Just such a dwarf, how can he be a teacher?
The two glanced at each other, then burst out laughing.
But soon, the two regretted it.
I saw an afterimage skipping in front of the two of them.
Before I could react, I felt like I was hit by a speeding locomotive.
puff puff!
The bodies of the two hit the ground heavily, spitting out blood.
"This matter has nothing to do with you, let Jiang Zhihao come over, I don't want to hurt innocent people."
Lang Yuqing said coldly with his hands behind his back.
(End of this chapter)
"No, no, Mr. Jiang, you misunderstood."
Wu San hurriedly waved his hands and explained with a smile: "I'm not here to find fault, but I asked my master to tell you something. His old man is very curious about your skills, so he wants to meet you. The place is In the abandoned factory from last time."
"Your master? Do I know you? Nope!" Jiang Zhihao didn't even think about it.
"My master's name is Lang Yuqing. He is one of the four elders of the Lingyun Sect. In the entire Jiangbei, there is no one he wants to meet."
Wu San originally thought that Jiang Zhihao would be afraid and uneasy if he moved his master out.
Unexpectedly, he didn't react at all, not even blinking his eyelids.
"I don't care what he is, does it have anything to do with me?"
"Don't come to Daoxiang Village in the future, whether you are busy or not, otherwise I will see you once, beat you once, and I will do what I say."
Wu San became a little angry: "Jiang, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine. My master is not so easy to offend. I advise you not to be so arrogant, my master..."
"Clap!"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a burning pain on his face, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
He raised his head and looked at Jiang Zhihao in surprise: "You dare to hit me?"
"Clap!"
Jiang Zhihao raised his hand, twice more.
"Get out or not? If you don't, I'll call an ambulance for you next."
Wu San gritted his steel teeth, and the veins on his neck bulged: "Forget you, let's wait and see!"
Watching Wu San leave, Jiang Zhiyuan asked, "Brother, who is this? Were you being too ruthless just now? No matter what, you can't beat someone with your hands?"
Jiang Zhihao lit a cigarette: "This person is with the person who stabbed you three times. Do you think you should hit him or not?"
"Damn it, you didn't say it earlier! Xiao Hu Xiaoxie, take the guy with me!"
Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes widened, and he was about to chase after him as soon as he greeted him.
But after chasing outside, he found that Wu San had already gotten into the car and walked away.
I had no choice but to spit hard: "Damn it, don't let me meet you again, or I will break your leg!"
Beside, Peng Ling apologized: "I'm sorry, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have provoked them."
"It has nothing to do with you, what should come, will come eventually."
Immediately, Jiang Zhihao called out: "Zhiyuan, come with me, I have something to tell you."
"Oh!"
2 minutes later, in the office.
Jiang Zhiyuan poured Jiang Zhihao a glass of water: "Brother Hao, what's the matter?"
Jiang Zhihao didn't speak, but circulated his dantian to activate the spiritual energy.
When a small amount of spiritual energy gathered in the palm of the hand, he slapped the water dispenser not far away out of thin air.
The water dispenser was impacted by the aura and moved more than ten centimeters along the ground.
Jiang Zhiyuan was dumbfounded: "Can you do magic?"
Jiang Zhihao was speechless for a moment.
"This is not magic, it's the impact produced by the release of aura after cultivation!"
"Cultivation? Real or fake? Is it a novel about cultivating immortals? Can it ascend?" Jiang Zhiyuan said more and more outrageous.
"You can't ascend, but you can hit dozens or even hundreds of them, no problem. Do you want to learn?"
"Of course I want to, I dream about it."
"I can teach you, but after you learn it, I don't want you to go out and pretend to be aggressive. Now there are more and more enemies and more troubles. I hope that after you learn it, you can protect yourself and others. do you know?"
Jiang Zhihao said solemnly.
"I know Brother Hao, teach me quickly!" Jiang Zhiyuan couldn't wait.
"Last time when you were in the hospital, I opened up all the meridians and acupoints in your body. Now I just need to infuse some spiritual energy into your body, and you will be considered an entry."
While speaking, Jiang Zhihao grabbed Jiang Zhiyuan's wrist and began to instill spiritual energy.
"Brother Hao, I feel a warm current, very comfortable."
"This warm current is spiritual energy. Now try to imagine, let this warm current flow through your whole body and gather at Dantian, which is your lower abdomen, between 2 inches and 3 inches below the navel."
"Okay, I'll try."
hiccup, hiccup...
A hiccup sound came from Jiang Zhiyuan's mouth.
"Going down, not up, the aura is coming out of your mouth."
"I'm a little out of control."
Jiang Zhiyuan tried again, but he started farting.
"It's a little too deep, here it is, gather the spiritual energy here." Jiang Zhihao tapped his dantian.
In the end, Jiang Zhiyuan either burped or farted.
All the spiritual energy that Jiang Zhihao instilled in him has been leaked.
"Now you are not very proficient. At first you rely on imagination, which is what we usually call subconsciousness, and finally you rely on ideas. I will instill some spiritual energy in you. When you are free, practice more."
"After a lot of practice, you will be able to freely retract and release the movement of the spiritual energy."
Jiang Zhihao nodded: "Don't worry Brother Hao, I will definitely work hard."
"Ah."
Inside the Lingyun Sect, the elder Lang Yuqing was eating roast duck and drinking sake.
Wu San came in, covering the corner of his cracked mouth: "Master."
"Well, did the kid surnamed Jiang agree?" After Lang Yuqing finished speaking, Wu San's cheeks were swollen: "What's wrong?"
"Master, that kid didn't agree, he beat me up and said..."
"What else?!"
"I also said that it doesn't matter who you are, if you don't see it, you won't see it!"
"what!"
Lang Yuqing has a bad temper and is well-known in Lingyunzong.
Hearing Jiang Zhihao's words now made him even more furious.
"Too much deceit! Let's go find him now! The person who beat me still doesn't take me seriously, do you really think I won't do anything!"
"Master, I think it's better not to go. Jiang Zhihao said that we are not allowed to step into Daoxiang Village in the future, otherwise he will beat him every time he sees him!"
"Do it! This is challenging me! Follow me! I want to see if he has the capital to be crazy!"
Wu San licked the corner of his mouth, and followed Lang Yuqing with a sinister smile.
"Jiang Zhihao, oh Jiang Zhihao, my master is on his own, and I'm sure you'll be overwhelmed!"
Not long after, under the guidance of Wu San, the two arrived at the cannery.
"Sweet canned food." Looking at the four gold-plated characters, Lang Yuqing stepped inside.
"Hey, hey, why did you go in there?"
Hu Yang and Xie Fei ran out from the security room to stop them.
When they saw Wu San following behind, both of them smiled: "It's you again, your face doesn't hurt anymore, right?"
"Boy, my master is here, why don't you hurry up and let Jiang get out!"
"Your master?"
The two looked at Lang Yuqing, who was 1.3 meters four and thin, as if a gust of wind could blow him down.
Just such a dwarf, how can he be a teacher?
The two glanced at each other, then burst out laughing.
But soon, the two regretted it.
I saw an afterimage skipping in front of the two of them.
Before I could react, I felt like I was hit by a speeding locomotive.
puff puff!
The bodies of the two hit the ground heavily, spitting out blood.
"This matter has nothing to do with you, let Jiang Zhihao come over, I don't want to hurt innocent people."
Lang Yuqing said coldly with his hands behind his back.
(End of this chapter)
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