Chapter 12 I'm Stupid
"Fuck, it's Miaomiao's voice, why is Miaomiao here again!"

Lin Yang sighed depressingly.

"Haha, the anchor can't even hide at home."

"What an enemy."

"It's so interesting."

"It's really more interesting than watching anime."

"I also feel that I ate two extra bowls of rice while watching the live broadcast."

"I'm miserable, all the Coke is sprayed on the screen."

"I'm not here!"

Lin Yang responded quickly.

"Fuck!"

"Can you still do this?"

"Anchor cow!"

"The show is really good."

"Before the stage is set, the host's drama addiction has already begun."

Just after finishing speaking, Lin Yang saw Lin Miaomiao approaching with a pouty mouth, "He said he was not here! What? You hate seeing me so much?"

Resisting the thought of hanging the soy sauce bottle on her mouth, Lin Yang waved his hand, "No way, I'm just kidding!"

"Let's not talk about that, can you drive an excavator?"

"excavator?"

"Yeah, because of the dredging of the canal, the village pooled money to hire an excavator outside. As a result, the master who drove the excavator had a stomachache. Now his legs are weak and he can't open it. He means to find someone, and he is directing .I thought of you."

"You know I'm smart, and I can learn it as soon as I learn it, right?"

"What are you thinking about! I was thinking of looking for someone else to pay me. I can save some money by looking for you."

"Xiao Hei: It's beautiful, sister, these words are really beautiful. You should let him experience the feeling of working for nothing."

"Fairy Miaomiao, start the live broadcast, and I'll send you a rocket."

"I'm already your fan."

"This stalking technique is really super powerful."

Everyone laughed wildly.

Lin Miaomiao doesn't appear many times, but every time she can impress everyone, because she is really good at teasing people.

Knowing that he could not take advantage of her, Lin Yang said simply, "Okay, let's go and have a look!"

"it is good!"

The two left here one after the other.

After the village, many people from the village gathered, because everyone knew that there was an excavator to clean the ditches.

"Get out of the way, everyone, I'm looking for help."

Following Lin Miaomiao's words, everyone looked over and saw Lin Yang and Xiao Hei.

At this moment, everyone gathered around.

Just as Lin Yang was about to say something, he realized that everyone was not for himself, because everyone surrounded Xiao Hei.

"Good guy!"

Lin Yang was so depressed that he vomited blood.

"Haha, the anchor is depressed!"

"Xiao Hei is the king."

"Would you dare to bully Xiao Hei after watching the anchor?"

"Xiao Hei: The three-year period has come, from now on, I am the king."

"The scorpion looks really different."

"That's right!"

"It may really be a strange beast that brings auspiciousness."

"Do you think someone came to release the life?"

"It's possible, these people don't know what to think, they let everything go."

Hearing them talk about the release of life, Lin Yang was a little curious, "Release? Miaomiao, what's the matter with release?"

Lin Miaomiao sighed depressingly, "It's those people in the city. I don't know what they think. It's popular to release animals. Some time ago, someone released a large group of puppies. Otherwise, the villagers would have discovered them early, and they wouldn't be alive at all. Can't survive."

Hearing Lin Miaomiao's words, the barrage in the live broadcast took off again.

"Some of the people who released them were really stunned. I saw some people release freshwater fish in the sea before. The fish kept swimming back, and these idiots thought the fish were reluctant to leave."

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of people releasing tilapia and the like."

"Random release is very serious to ecological damage."

"Brother Lin Yang, let's not talk about this, let's talk about the excavator first."

"Row!"

After saying hello to Xiao Hei, Lin Yang and Miaomiao walked to the front of the excavator.

Here, Lin Yang saw a young man with a pale face.

"Hello, I will teach you how to drive an excavator. I..."

Before he finished speaking, he covered his stomach again.

"Wait a minute! I'll come as soon as I go."

After speaking, he ran away directly.

"People can hold their breath, but they really can't hold their breath."

"Yeah, when you have diarrhea, no fart is innocent."

"Stop talking, I almost died socially."

"Put the mic into your mouth upstairs. We want to hear it."

"Yes, the wifi is already connected. The battery power is also sufficient, let me write [-] words."

Lin Yang got on the excavator at this time.

"Fuck, is the host going to try it out?"

"Anchor, I advise you to calm down, things like excavators are really hard to learn."

"Yes, please calm down. If there is a problem with the control, the consequences will be dire."

Many people in the live broadcast room are excavator professionals, and they know that driving an excavator does not happen overnight.

So now Lin Yang is advised to be more cautious.

Seeing all kinds of persuasion, Lin Yang smiled lightly and said, "When I was young, I saw other people driving excavators. I don't think it's too difficult. I'll try it first."

"Fuck, the demolition team is here."

"Everyone back off."

"The anchor is crazy."

"That's outrageous."

Hearing Lin Yang's words, everyone collapsed.

Soon, many people began to gamble.

"I think the anchor will definitely be embarrassed, and deduct 1 for those who agree!"

Almost everyone picked 1.

This directly completely covers the screen.

"You guys must have lost this time."

Lin Yang smiled lightly, quickly started the excavator, and directly and skillfully operated it.

The excavator was like a part of Lin Yang's body, and Lin Yang operated it very easily.

People are stupid!
Everyone present was dumbfounded.

"What's the situation? Is the anchor really on? Can someone tell me if this is proficiency?"

"That's it!"

Many laymen can't understand it.

Many experts stood up.

"It's not proficiency anymore, it's perfection. My sister, I've been studying for more than half a year, and it's still not so smooth."

"Don't talk about you, my dad has driven an excavator all his life, and I have never seen him so proficient."

"Does Qingbei University still have an excavator major?"

"Kneel to the anchor, the anchor is mighty."

"Cattle!"

300, 350 million!
In the end, the number of viewers almost exceeded 400 million.

The crazy popularity made Lin Yang rush to the top three of the leaderboard.

This time, everyone noticed.

So is the official...

"what's going on?"

The person who finally came back from the toilet was dumbfounded.

Because he saw a scene that he will never forget.

He has been driving an excavator for seven or eight years, and he thinks he is very skilled.

Now, he realized that he was too far behind.

"What the hell is this sacred?"

Not only was he stunned, everyone was particularly stunned.

Soon, a small video of Lin Yang driving the excavator was posted on many platforms.

Everyone was terrified.

They were all laymen, so they couldn't see how good Lin Yang's standard was, but they felt the silkiness.

Lin Yang's manipulation of the excavator was as smooth as controlling his own body.

In the live broadcast room, more people came.

"Hello, anchor, I am Lan Xiang's principal. I want to invite you to our school to teach excavators. I don't know what you want. To show my sincerity, I promise to give you a number that satisfies you."

(End of this chapter)

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