Uncle's Crisis

Chapter 160 Kicking a Wild Boar to Death

So many people are nothing, they are all bad guys, but you, Gao Zhiyuan, are good, it is obvious that you have evil intentions and self-defeating.

Gao Zhiyuan blushed, not knowing what to say.

"Forget it, just say it clearly, don't think about it. How about it, we will have a meeting in the afternoon to study it, come up with the best plan as soon as possible, and strive to do good things well."

"Ok."

"Go back and sort out the relevant information and send it to my mailbox. Also, you can also summarize the distribution of barren land in the following subsidiaries and send it to me."

Gao Zhiyuan responded, turned and left.

He looks calm and calm, but his heart is galloping.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Sun Chaosheng called a special meeting. The participants were very small, only two vice presidents.

As the meeting was approaching, Liu Yufeng was called over again.

The meeting didn't have many agendas, but it lasted a whole afternoon.

After the meeting was over, Liu Yufeng went back to the office. Seeing that Gao Zhiyuan was the only one still there, he said, let's go home and rest, and went out.

Gao Zhiyuan raised his head and looked at Liu Yufeng's back, feeling a gust of cool wind blowing on his body.

Damn it!

This time it's all over. I thought Sun Chaosheng was my nobleman, he would bring me a good turn, and I saw that I had already made a good start. Unexpectedly, when the critical moment came, I stepped on the dead end again. on shit.

But who can be blamed?
In the final analysis, you can only blame yourself. They just tentatively gave you a little sunshine, but you stupidly walked to the end and couldn't even find the north.

This is life!
Gao Zhiyuan stood up and walked out of the unit listlessly.

Standing outside the gate, he didn't know where to go, so he took out his mobile phone, called his wife Yu Meijuan, and asked her if she was at home.

Yu Meijuan said: "I'm sorry, I'm working overtime again. How about this, I have a box lunch here, you come over to eat some, after I finish the work at hand, let's go home together, so as not to have to trouble the boss to send me, Not happy."

"Yu Meijuan, you really think of me as a beggar, don't you? I'm an old man, sitting in your office and eating boxed lunch. Isn't that appearance very pleasing?"

"Since you think so, forget it. You can go home and get something to eat yourself. By the way, the half roast duck left over from last night is in the refrigerator. Take it out and warm it up. Let's make do with it."

Gao Zhiyuan felt nauseous for a while, and hung up the phone.

He didn't go home, but wandered to Central Park.

Suddenly, there was one person he particularly wanted to meet, and that was his online lover who "believes in an afterlife".

He took out his mobile phone, but stopped after dialing three numbers.

Didn't she tell herself that she went to the capital yesterday? How could she come back so soon?Even if he came back, he would definitely be with Sun Chaosheng, why bother to trouble himself?
never mind!

Evil fate!

It's all fucking evil!
Since it is a bad relationship, it should be broken early, so as not to get burned.

He calmed down, stopped thinking about those random things, turned a corner and walked into a small restaurant, ordered two dishes and a bottle of Xiaobaigan.

After drinking and eating, he walked out of the small restaurant, crossed the road, and returned to the community where he lived.

Just after entering the gate, I saw a few security guards running towards us from a distance holding wooden sticks.

On closer inspection, they were actually chasing a pig.

Gao Zhiyuan was a little curious, so he stopped a small security guard and asked what they were doing.

The little security guard gasped for a few breaths, and then said: "The community... A pig jumped into the community, gnawing flowers and grass, and fucking biting people."

Gao Zhiyuan grinned and said, "Isn't that a pig? Is it worth chasing after Wu Qiang? I'll come... I'll come. I'll be damned if I don't kick it!"

"Brother, you should hurry home, that is no ordinary pig."

"What is not a normal pig?"

"That's a wild boar. It's powerful. It can eat people like sausages. If it hurts you, we can't bear that responsibility. Come back... Come back, hurry up!"

"Boy, don't you look down on brother?" Gao Zhiyuan shouted, patting his shriveled chest.

"It's not that I look down on you, it's that the pig is too fierce, it doesn't care who you are, if you get annoyed, you can still eat it, just you..."

Before he could finish speaking, a black shadow jumped up.

The security guard yelled "Oh my god" and ran away.

Gao Zhiyuan was drunk and dazed, and before he could see the appearance of the wild boar clearly, his stomach was full of discomfort, and he vomited out in shock.

The wild boar had been chased and intercepted for a long time, and was exhausted. Seeing a splash coming towards him, he must have mistook it for some mysterious weapon. He turned around and fled frantically. In a panic, he bumped his head against the south wall.

"Pfft!"
With a muffled sound, his legs turned to the sky, he kicked wildly for a while, and then died.

Several security guards gathered around and looked at each other, dumbfounded.

After a while, everyone praised Gao Zhiyuan for his extraordinary skills, and said that he must report to the superiors and give you rewards and commendations.

"What is this? It's a piece of cake!" Gao Zhiyuan waved his hand and went home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw his wife Yu Meijuan standing in the living room, so he asked her, "Didn't you say you were going to work overtime until late? Why did you come back so early?"

"The work went well, but I made a mistake in the account, and I came back after adjusting it." Yu Meijuan came up, reached out to take the document bag in his hand, and the strong smell of alcohol almost suffocated her Down, wrinkled his nose and complained, "Didn't I tell you to come back to eat roast duck? Why did you go out to drink again? Look... look, you are simply a drunk cat."

Gao Zhiyuan smiled all over his face, and said while changing his shoes: "Drink, drink a little. It is said that wine strengthens courage, and it seems to be true. Guess what I did?"

"What are you doing? Did you cause trouble outside?"

"No, I was a hero once."

"hero?"

"Yeah, I ended the life of a 'thug'."

Yu Meijuan turned pale with shock, and came over to him and asked, "Did you fight?"

"Yes."

"Who did you fight with?"

Gao Zhiyuan sat on the sofa, grinned, and said, "We fought a wild boar, and took down that ferocious thing."

"Talking drunk again."

"It's not drunk, that wild boar was killed by me."

"Gao Zhiyuan, did you hurt someone?"

"No, what I kicked to death was a pig, a wild boar!"

"You bear man, you must have hallucinated after drinking and regarded people as pigs." Yu Meijuan followed and asked, "You won't beat people to death, will you?"

"No... no, it's really not a human, it's a big wild boar."

"Fart! Why are wild boars in the community?"

Gao Zhiyuan took a sip of the cold tea that Yu Meijuan made for him, raised his legs, and said, "You don't believe it, do you? Well, then, go to the security guard and ask."

Yu Meijuan didn't say anything, she put on a coat and went out.

It seems that she really went out to find out the news, Gao Zhiyuan didn't stop her, so she went.

After about ten minutes, Yu Meijuan came back.

As soon as they entered the door, they yelled: "Those security guards really thought you killed the wild boar, and they were reporting to the leader. They also suggested that you apply for the bravery award. It's really ridiculous."

Gao Zhiyuan straightened his body and asked, "You still don't believe me?"

"You are the only one who can kill a wild boar? Even if the wild boar died at your feet, it would be a blind cat that touched a dead mouse. It is lucky that the wild boar didn't kill it!" Yu Meijuan walked into the bedroom with a look of disdain .

Gao Zhiyuan followed in and said vigorously that the wild boar was kicked to death by himself.

Yu Meijuan took off her shirt, showing a smear of snowy skin, and said, "Okay...Okay, let's stop this matter, don't mention it again, and just pretend nothing happened."

"why?"

"It's not good for you to spread the word."

"What's wrong?"

"It will get you into trouble!"

"Not really, but what if someone asks?"

"Just laugh it off and say nothing."

"Why don't you say it?"

(End of this chapter)