Uncle's Crisis

Chapter 299
Even the ancients knew that catching thieves is easy and hard to let go, not to mention that I am a modern person full of ink, so what if I put them in bed?
Beat them up?
Make that son of a bitch kowtow for mercy?
Then ask a sky-high price to make the compulsive person compensate her comfort money?
……

The ultimate goal of all punishments is only one—that is, the separation of wives and children!

While he was thinking about countermeasures, the lights in the room came on, and Yu Meijuan's voice came out, saying, "Is it Lao Gao?"

"You still know I'm Lao Gao?"

"Did you drink too much? Why are you talking so aggressively?"

"I still want to beat you!"

Feng Dazhi stabbed him in the back and said, "Don't talk to him, go into the house and catch him!"

"Hey, who is that? Gao Zhiyuan, who did you bring home?" Yu Meijuan said, and walked out in her pajamas. When she saw the knife in Feng Dazhi's hand, she screamed and went back into the room.

Gao Zhiyuan turned around and said to Feng Dazhi, "Put the knife away."

"No, I'll go into the house and kill that forced foster!" Feng Dazhi deliberately raised his voice.

Gao Zhiyuan shook his head and said, "Your sister-in-law is probably not that kind of person. It may be the noise from the next door. The current building is really stupid, and the walls are not soundproof at all."

"No way, the voice will be so clear?"

"Yeah, the current building quality is really a fucking problem!" Gao Zhiyuan said, walked to the bedroom door, knocked on the door, and said, "Yu Meijuan, open the door."

Yu Meijuan said angrily: "If I don't drive, that person will kill me!"

Gao Zhiyuan said: "A misunderstanding...a misunderstanding is purely a misunderstanding."

Yu Meijuan said: "What is there to misunderstand? The knife in his hand was shining coldly, and he kept gesticulating towards me. He didn't want to kill me. How could it be like that?"

Gao Zhiyuan said: "Yu Meijuan, he is Feng Dazhi, and he is playing with you."

Yu Meijuan said: "There is no one playing around with a knife, stop coaxing me, you want him to go, or I will call the police."

Feng Dazhi heard it, and shouted straight up: "You let her report, which just saves us from doing it."

Gao Zhiyuan glanced at him and said, "She is your sister-in-law, don't talk nonsense!"

Yu Meijuan said: "You let him go...you let him go, otherwise, I will really report the crime!"

"Don't...don't report it, Yu Meijuan, listen to me, the thing is like this, tonight our unit hosted a banquet for the leaders of the city, and specially bought two live kings - eight, so that Dafeng can't go to the slaughterhouse to borrow one." It’s better to return the pig-killing knife after you use it up.”

"Then why did he come to our house?"

"Didn't he see that I drank too much, so he followed me to see me off for fear of accidents."

"No, then why is he still bluffing, hacking and killing?"

"Tch, Da Feng is just like this person, every positive type, especially when he meets his sister-in-law, he has no sense of restraint, let alone you, even Mrs. Sun's sister-in-law, he is still crazy."

"Fuck, you are such a king-ba, living king-ba!" Feng Dazhi stabbed Gao Zhiyuan behind with a knife and asked, "Why are you so spineless?"

Gao Zhiyuan said: "Didn't I tell you, it was the noise from the next door."

"Gao Zhiyuan, is what you said true or false?" Yu Meijuan asked through the door, it sounded like she was still not at ease.

Before Gao Zhiyuan could answer, Feng Dazhi spoke up and said, "Sister-in-law, people say that they have done nothing wrong and are not afraid of ghosts calling the door. Why are you so frightened?"

Yu Meijuan said: "What can I do wrong? Your brother Zhiyuan knows who I am, right? Old Gao."

Gao Zhiyuan said: "Yes, I believe in you, open the door."

Yu Meijuan said: "Then tell Da Feng to put the knife away."

"Feng Dazhi, put the knife away." Gao Zhiyuan shouted loudly.

Feng Dazhi responded, hid the knife behind his back, and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm just playing with you, open the door quickly, and cook us two dishes."

Yu Meijuan said: "Didn't you drink with the leader? Why do you still have to cook?"

Feng Dazhi said: "Brother Zhiyuan has drunk it, but I can't get it. I'm addicted to alcohol. Hurry up and help me beat the glutton."

Yu Meijuan said: "You didn't drink? Who would believe it?"

Feng Dazhi said: "Really, sister-in-law, I really didn't drink."

Yu Meijuan asked: "Then why don't you drink?"

Feng Dazhi said: "I've been busy killing Wang——Ba!"

Gao Zhiyuan couldn't stop shouting, and interjected: "Yu Meijuan, Da Feng is telling the truth, he's exhausted after one night, get him something to eat quickly."

Yu Meijuan said: "Okay then, you come here alone first, and I will ask you a word alone."

Gao Zhiyuan said, "Didn't you close the door?"

Yu Meijuan said, "No, the door is open."

Gao Zhiyuan stretched his head forward, and it turned out that the door of the bedroom was always open, but the bedside lamp was on, which seemed a bit dim.

Maybe I really made something out of nothing and blamed her wrongly, otherwise how could she be so calm?

Gao Zhiyuan walked in, but was grabbed by Feng Dazhi, and said: "You are going to die, what if you are ambushed?"

Gao Zhiyuan shook his head.

Feng Dazhi said, "I'll go there with you."

Gao Zhiyuan pulled his hand away and said, "Don't worry, your sister-in-law is a good person, just stand here and wait, and then enter the living room after your sister-in-law has changed her clothes."

Feng Dazhi had no choice but to agree, but he seemed extremely vigilant, blocking the door, with one hand behind his back, grabbing the handle of the knife.

Gao Zhiyuan's mouth was firm, but his heart was trembling, like a lonely hero deep into a tiger's den, he walked into the bedroom step by step, his body dripping with sweat.

When he was in the door with one foot and outside the door with the other, Yu Meijuan looked up at him and said, "Look at you, how much wine have you drank? Your little face is yellow from drinking, look... look... The snot is running down to the chin, it's really countless, you!"

Gao Zhiyuan's face was stiff, and he wanted to pull out a smile, but his teeth chattered.

"are you cold?"

"It's not cold, I'm in a hurry."

"What are you in a hurry?"

"Brother Da Feng is hungry. He said he was dazzled on the way. Come out and get him something to eat." Gao Zhiyuan said, walked into the room, looked around, and said, "Look at your pajamas. What are you wearing? Change it, change it quickly!"

Yu Meijuan tugged at the V-shaped neckline, and said, "What's the matter? You're making such a fuss, Da Feng is my brother, so you need to be so strict?"

Gao Zhiyuan glanced at the floor-to-ceiling wardrobe, and saw a gap between the two doors. It was dark inside, as if something was moving, maybe that stinky hooligan was hiding in it!
So, he pretended to be brave and said: "No, she is not married yet, how can you make her feel like this?"

Yu Meijuan rolled her eyes at him, and said, "It's not because you are narrow-minded and useless, so don't change... don't change... just don't change!"

"You don't change, do you?" Gao Zhiyuan became more and more suspicious, and said, "Well, I'll find you clothes and change them for you myself."

After finishing speaking, he went straight to the tall wardrobe and opened the door of the carved wardrobe.

The closet was full of beaded and green clothes, and no one was hiding in it, so Gao Zhiyuan had to take out a big undershirt and hand it to Yu Meijuan, saying, "Put this on, hurry up."

Yu Meijuan took it and hid behind the door to change.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Gao Zhiyuan scanned the whole room, but found nothing unusual, the only thing that was suspicious was the balcony. It can be seen that Yu Meijuan was calm and composed, so she gave up the idea of ​​checking it out.

Yu Meijuan came out and said to Feng Dazhi: "You bad boy, you were blaspheming outside just now, did you speak ill of my sister-in-law?"

Feng Dazhi was also clever, and said: "It's not my sister-in-law. I was popularized by a few people in the wine market, and I was fucked. They all looked like dogs, and their backs were more trash than trash."

Yu Meijuan chuckled and said, "Dafeng, you scoundrel, what do you mean by saying such things in front of your sister-in-law?"

Feng Dazhi said: "My sister-in-law is better than my mother, what else can't I say?"

"Okay, it's up to you, I'll cook some noodles for you." Yu Meijuan said, walking into the kitchen.

"Sister-in-law, don't cook the noodles, just make two small dishes. I just want to drink some wine, so I don't want to eat the noodles. I can't eat it."

"Okay then." Yu Meijuan responded, then turned around and stared at Gao Zhiyuan who was absent-minded, and shouted, "Old Gao, the guests are here, why don't you hurry up and make tea, what kind of fool are you standing there?"

"Okay...ok...here we come." Gao Zhiyuan walked over, sat on the sofa, called Feng Dazhi to sit down, and then started to make tea.

Feng Dazhi whispered, "Brother Zhiyuan, you shouldn't doubt sister-in-law."

Gao Zhiyuan was busy with his hands, and glanced at Feng Dazhi, "You boy, what do you mean?"

Feng Dazhi said: "My sister-in-law is not that kind of person."

"How can you see it."

"It's written on your face."

"Writing a fart!" Gao Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and muttered, "I am his man, I know best, just by smelling the smell, you can tell if it has changed."

"That's because you are narrow-minded, you are suspicious, and if you put it seriously, you are insane."

"You boy, why are your elbows out?" Gao Zhiyuan was about to say something when Yu Meijuan came out with two dishes of side dishes.

"Who twisted the elbow out?" Yu Meijuan asked casually.

Feng Dazhi said, "About me."

"Have you eaten inside and out?"

"It's just a few bad words about the leader, it's not like eating inside and outside."

While talking, Gao Zhiyuan had already opened a bottle of white wine, handed it to Feng Dazhi, and said, "I can't drink it anymore, you can drink it yourself."

"Damn, dead old Gao, you are not enough buddies, right?"

"Why am I not buddy enough?"

"You let me drink it myself?"

"Didn't I already drink too much? You drink it by yourself. I will replace the wine with tea and accompany you. Is it okay?"

"That's no good. If you want to drink, let's drink together. If you don't drink, you'll fall down. I'll go home right away!"

Gao Zhiyuan couldn't refuse any more, and said, "Okay then, I'll drink less, and the idea will be resolved."

"That's okay, two to one, two glasses for me, one for you." Feng Dazhi said, poured a full glass of wine, and handed it to Gao Zhiyuan.

"Come on, pour me a glass too." Yu Meijuan walked over with a plate of sausages, sat across from her, and said, "It's rare for Dafeng to come and play, sister-in-law will accompany you to have a drink."

(End of this chapter)