Jingteng Fanghua

Chapter 14 Bedwetting
Liu Hua and Qin Dali's beds were side by side, and they slept badly, often throwing off the quilt, usually either Liu Hua squeezed Qin Dali, or Qin Dali squeezed Liu Hua.

That night Liu Hua suffered from insomnia and tossed and turned on the bed for a long time before falling asleep.

In his sleep, he dreamed that he brought Li Ting back to Dayu Village. His grandfather and grandmother were laughing from ear to ear, and Xiao Jin made two bowls of egg soup noodles, and put a few drops of sesame oil, which made him fragrant. My saliva almost came out.

He ate the noodles with big mouthfuls, and looked at Li Ting with a happy face, while Li Ting blushed shyly, sucking the noodles in small and elegant mouthfuls.Suddenly, the face in front of her, which was as beautiful as peaches and plums, turned into a black face with eyeballs hanging from the corners of her eyes.

He took a closer look, why is it Li Guirong with big yellow teeth in the village?She was eating noodles with egg soup, and she raised her head and smiled at him, her mouth full of yellow teeth made him jump up in fright!
Li Ting is gone!He ran out of the courtyard gate in a hurry, he was going to chase Li Ting, he ran out of the village.

Maybe it was because he was running too fast, he suddenly felt urgent to urinate, so he had to run to the bramble vines by the side of the road, and started urinating against the bramble vines.

It was obvious that he was suffocated by urination, but he couldn't urinate no matter what. He changed a few thorns and vines, but he still didn't urinate.

Li Ting was no longer in his mind, he just wanted to find a place to pee quickly.

He thought, "Fat and water don't flow into other people's fields!" Then he ran to his own plot, and when he got there, he urinated on the cornfields that had grown ears.But he still couldn't urinate, he was a little flustered, he was so anxious!With the last effort, I finally peed out!He peed a lot, and he couldn't tell how happy he was, let alone how comfortable he was.

"Comfortable!" Liu Hua muttered in his dream.

A night of upside-down dreams caused Liu Hua to wake up more than an hour later than usual. For the first time, he didn’t wake up on time according to the biological clock he had cultivated for many years, so he missed Tai Chi every day at 05:30 in the woods behind the school. Fist time.

Liu Hua was woken up by Qin Dali, "Liu Hua! Liu Hua!"

"What's wrong!" Liu Hua opened his sleepy eyes, but his mind has not yet fully awakened.

"Don't go to sleep!" Qin Dali shook Liu Hua's shoulder with a white face.

"What's wrong? Are you sick?" Liu Hua felt that Qin Dali's expression was wrong.

"I won't go to self-study this morning, please help me ask Teacher Li for leave, and just say that I am sick." Qin Dali said with a somewhat unnatural expression.

"Ah! Are you sick? Does it matter?" Liu Hua said and reached out to touch Qin Dali's forehead.

Qin Dali knocked off Liu Hua's hand, "It's okay, you just need to ask for a leave of absence for me."

"What's wrong with you? If you don't tell me clearly, I won't ask for leave." Liu Hua felt that Qin Dali seemed to be hiding something from him.

Li Jiangyi attaches great importance to morning self-study, and often says: "The plan for a day lies in the morning, and the plan for a year lies in spring." So every morning he will sit in the lecture hall and go to morning self-study with the students.

Qin Dali groaned embarrassingly for a long time, and moved his mouth to Liu Hua's ear to whisper.

"Smelly mouth, stay away!" Liu Hua said angrily.

Qin Dali waved his hands hurriedly, looked around at the students, and found that everyone was still asleep, so he gestured to Liu Hua, which meant that he had to speak quietly.

Liu Hua had no choice but to point to his ear, "Hurry up, I'm ticklish!"

Qin Dali brought his mouth closer, and the hot air he exhaled hit Liu Hua's face, and a layer of goose bumps appeared on Liu Hua's body instantly.

"We have the best relationship in the class. I treat you as a brother. I will tell you something. You are not allowed to betray me. You must help me cover this matter, otherwise my name, Qin Dali, will really be destroyed. In Yuanshui No. [-], it will last forever!"

"What's the matter, tell me! Can't you trust me as a person?" Liu Hua felt that what Qin Dali said seemed serious, so he resisted the mentality of being abused, and offered his ears again.

Qin Dali didn't turn his face closer, he looked at Liu Hua with a blushing face, a little embarrassed to speak.

Like a thief who stole something, he first looked around and saw that everyone was indeed still asleep, so he slowly lifted the quilt covering his body.

A super-large world map appeared in Liu Hua's eyes.

Qin Dali was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, "I didn't feel any pain when I peed so much, and I woke up because of the discomfort in my body. If my classmates found out about this, I wouldn't have the face to stay in No. [-] middle school." Don’t be fooled by them for the rest of your life! You have to help me no matter what!” At the end, Qin Dali had a pitiful expression on his face, wishing he could get up and kneel down to Liu Hua.

Seeing the world map under Qin Dali, Liu Hua almost couldn't hold back his laughter.At this moment, his brain had an idea, and his heart skipped a beat. He thought of the dream he had, and thought of the time when he couldn't urinate in a hurry, and finally urinated in his private plot.

Liu Hua stopped smiling instantly, his face turned red like a pig's liver, and he stammered, "Qin, Qin Dali, don't, don't worry, I'll help you."

"I knew you would help me, thank you good brother!" Qin Dali was grateful.

Liu Hua's mind was spinning rapidly, "Well, I'm going to get a basin of water now, and then I'll wake you up, if you accidentally knock over my basin, I'll take advantage of the situation and pour water on your bed, and I'll fool you It's over." Liu Hua whispered quickly.

"High!" Qin Dali held out his thumb in admiration.

Liu Hua turned over and got off the ground without a fuss, and ran out with a washbasin in his hands.

Liu Hua quickly fetched a basin of water back to the dormitory, brought it to Qin Dali's bedside, and shouted, "Qin Dali, hurry up, get up!"

"Oh, what are you shouting, let people sleep for a while!" Qin Dali pretended not to wake up, and swung his arm to hit the washbasin in Liu Hua's hand. The basin in Liu Hua's hand tilted, and all the water in the basin On Qin Dali's quilt, the washbasin fell to the ground with a bang, and everyone in the dormitory woke up.

"Liu Hua, what are you doing?"

"Oh, Qin Dali's quilt is all wet!"

"Liu Hua, you, why did you pour all the water on my quilt?" Qin Dali threw off the quilt, jumped to the ground and shouted at Liu Hua.

"I'm sorry, Qin Dali, I didn't expect you to hit the basin with your hand. I missed it, and I really didn't mean it!" Liu Hua hurriedly apologized to Qin Dali with a face full of self-blame.

"Forget it, Dali, don't blame Liu Hua, he didn't do it on purpose." Wang Guangming hurriedly made peace with Mui.

"The weather is fine today, maybe it will be dry in the afternoon!" Zhang Lijun hurriedly tried to smooth things over.

"Dali, don't worry, I'm going to ask Teacher Li for leave now, and then I'll come back to help you clean up the bedding." Liu Hua put down the washbasin and ran out of the dormitory.

(End of this chapter)