Ordinary people's rice bowl
Chapter 193 Uncle 2's Anecdote
Chapter 193 The Anecdote of Second Uncle
As the matter of the night was not resolved, Mu Zhen always felt a little uneasy in her heart. Although Hu Guoqing told her that the matter could be settled by the intervention of her second uncle, after all, the bad guys are in the dark. Fear echoed in my mind from time to time.
As the saying goes, everything is done by man.The same thing is done by different people, the results will be very different. For the same thing, the mentality of the two people is also very different. For the things at night, due to the difference in the life background of the two people, the presenting The mentality is very different.
Compared with Mu Zhen's uneasiness, Hu Guoqing is very calm, as if nothing happened. For Hu Guoqing, he has confidence in his heart. This confidence comes from the guarantee of his second uncle. He has trusted his second uncle since he was a child. The second uncle has never lost his word, this time the second uncle patted his chest and assured him: "On this land, no one who can play our men's ideas has not yet been born!"
This is not exaggerated at all. Although he is a second uncle according to his seniority, this second uncle is only six years older than Hu Guoqing. When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, a young male teacher came to the school. The teacher’s surname was Gao. He graduated from a normal school. He had been working for less than two months. As a husband and wife, since the food station had no house, they used the single dormitory allocated by the school to Mr. Gao as a simple new house.
Don't look at Erdan who doesn't study hard, but has a good habit of getting up to school early. One day, after arriving at school in the morning, he happened to meet Teacher Gao who opened the door to empty the urinal. After emptying, he turned the urinal upside down on the wall behind the room , This seems to be a common thing, but in the eyes of Er Dan, it has a crooked idea.
Er Dan walked into the classroom, and Xiao Fei, a classmate from the neighboring village who arrived a few minutes earlier than him, said, "I'll make a bet with you, do you dare to bet?"
"What are you betting on?" Xiaofei and Erdan have a good relationship. No matter what they usually do, they often win or lose by betting on many things. The bets are nothing more than buying melon seeds, candy and other snacks.
"It's a big bet this time, how about we bet a bag of red three knives?" Erdan stretched out his index finger and said mysteriously.
"May I ask what you bet on?" Xiao Fei frowned and asked.
"Just bet on Teacher Gao's urinal!" Er Dan said maliciously.
Xiao Fei laughed: "What is there to bet on?"
"Of course, if I drill a hole under his urinal, you lose. If I don't drill a hole, you win. Do you want to bet or not?" Xiao Fei was stunned with his mouth wide open.
"Hey! How about asking you? Do you dare to bet with me?" Er Dan urged.
"Why don't you dare, dare, of course you dare!" Xiao Fei decided that Erdan didn't dare, even if he dared, there would be good things to watch in this school.
"Then pull a hook!" Er Dan stretched out his right little finger and pulled Xiao Fei's little finger together.
After school at noon, everyone went home for dinner, and Xiao Fei followed Erdan to the back wall of the school.
Er Dan pointed to the urinal on the wall and said to Xiao Fei, "Did you see it?"
Xiaofei noticed a red earthen pot upside down on the wall, and whispered, "That's all, how can we prove that it belongs to Mr. Gao's house?"
"Don't you believe it, we can verify it tomorrow morning." Er Dan glared at Xiao Fei and said.
Erdan asked Xiaofei to squat down towards the wall, and he supported the wall to step on Xiaofei's shoulders, and then pointed softly to make Xiaofei stand up slowly. Erdan easily took off the urinal from the top of the wall, and put Put the urinal upside down in the soil, take out the iron nails prepared in advance, align the tip of the nail with the center of the bottom of the urinal, and rotate it repeatedly. This urinal is made of soil, so it is difficult to resist when it touches the tip of the nail. Sure enough, a small nail hole was punched out in the bottom of the pelvis very soon. After the nail hole was finished, Xiao Fei and Xiao Fei connected to the ladder again, and carefully put the urinal back to its original place.
"How do you verify what you said tomorrow morning?" Xiao Fei stared at Erdan suspiciously and asked.
"Look at the quilt that Mr. Gao is drying tomorrow, or see if Mr. Gao will take it out of the room again, you will know!" Erdan smiled knowingly.
Xiao Fei felt that what Er Dan said made sense, and the next day, Xiao Fei and Er Dan went to school earlier to see if Teacher Gao would take the urinal out of the house.When the two entered the school, the first thing they did was to get close to the door of Teacher Gao's dormitory, and saw that there was a urinal of the same color as they saw yesterday standing next to Teacher Gao's door. They looked at each other and smiled, and left quietly.
The sun came out, and just as Erdan expected, a rope was tied between the two trees at one end of the classroom, and the quilt that Mr. Gao was drying was put on it. .
After a young teacher saw it, he joked to Teacher Gao, "Why are you still wetting the bed?"
Teacher Gao replied solemnly: "Don't mention it, I don't know which student punched the urinal I put outside, and it leaked on the quilt when I used it at night. I have to check it out today!"
This matter spread in the school, Xiaofei bought the package of red three knives as promised, Er Dan and Xiaofei did not go home at noon, and they were fighting at school while eating red three knives. Someone called the office and asked, "Why don't you two go home for dinner?"
Xiaofei squeaked and didn't know what to say. Erdan was smart and quick to respond, and immediately replied: "He is doing homework that the teacher punished him, so I will accompany him!"
Teacher Gao was a little skeptical of Xiaofei's bewilderment, but felt that Erdan's answer was reasonable. When Teacher Gao told this to Erdan's substitute teacher in the afternoon, the substitute teacher was very confused and said that he did not punish any students for doing their homework.
So Teacher Gao went to the class and called Xiaofei to the office, and asked: "You told the truth, I won't let your class teacher punish you, if you don't tell the truth, don't blame me for being rude! Tell me!"
Xiaofei glanced at Teacher Gao secretly and said, "I didn't do it, it's all done by bastards!"
Hearing Xiao Fei's words, all the teachers in the office laughed, and this laughter made Xiao Fei even more frightened, and hurriedly said: "If you don't believe me, you can ask the bastard!"
"You're fine, go back and ask Er Dan to come to the office!" Teacher Gao said softly.
Xiaofei ran out of the office as if regaining his freedom. After a while, Er Dan came in, and all the teachers were engrossed as if they were watching a play.
"Please explain it carefully. Just now, Xiao Fei told the whole story in front of the teacher. Do you still dare to deny it?" Teacher Gao's voice was very high, obviously a little angry.
"What he said is his business, and I didn't break the law?" Erdan argued.
"Who said you broke the law, you just did something you shouldn't do, isn't that enough?" Teacher Gao then asked.
Er Dan knew that Xiao Fei couldn't stand up to the teacher's questions before he came in. Now that he heard what Teacher Gao said, he immediately understood everything, and changed his words: "One person does things and the other is responsible. I do things. What do you think? Bar?"
"Heh, you are tough enough, and you still have to do things alone. I don't think you are a bastard, you are a bastard!" Teacher Gao said a little angrily, but this remark made all the teachers feel aggrieved, and some teachers echoed : "You can just change your name and call it Hu Niao Nan!"
Although this matter was settled, the name of "nonsense" spread in the school.
The story of Erdan drilling the urinal at school spread to the family, Erdan’s father went to school to apologize to Teacher Gao, and sighed in front of Teacher Gao: “Hey! You see, this child is not born to study, let him Studying is as uncomfortable as being tortured, and if this continues, there will be no results, it is better to find a suitable rice bowl for him, and it will be enough to solve the food and clothing in the future!" In this way, Erdan was sent to Suona after graduating from elementary school. The class started to learn the suona, and the master who played the suona also had some punches, which just fit Erdan's taste. While learning the suona, he practiced martial arts with the master.
The ancients were born with talents that would be useful. Erdan was not motivated enough in his studies. When he played the suona, he was very serious, shaking his head, and fascinated. The environment makes people in the industry envious.
In Hu Guoqing's mind, Er Dan is a god-like figure. When he was a child, this second uncle was his protector, and now he is also his guardian. When his father fell ill, this god-level second uncle was The closest parents besides your biological parents.
(End of this chapter)
As the matter of the night was not resolved, Mu Zhen always felt a little uneasy in her heart. Although Hu Guoqing told her that the matter could be settled by the intervention of her second uncle, after all, the bad guys are in the dark. Fear echoed in my mind from time to time.
As the saying goes, everything is done by man.The same thing is done by different people, the results will be very different. For the same thing, the mentality of the two people is also very different. For the things at night, due to the difference in the life background of the two people, the presenting The mentality is very different.
Compared with Mu Zhen's uneasiness, Hu Guoqing is very calm, as if nothing happened. For Hu Guoqing, he has confidence in his heart. This confidence comes from the guarantee of his second uncle. He has trusted his second uncle since he was a child. The second uncle has never lost his word, this time the second uncle patted his chest and assured him: "On this land, no one who can play our men's ideas has not yet been born!"
This is not exaggerated at all. Although he is a second uncle according to his seniority, this second uncle is only six years older than Hu Guoqing. When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, a young male teacher came to the school. The teacher’s surname was Gao. He graduated from a normal school. He had been working for less than two months. As a husband and wife, since the food station had no house, they used the single dormitory allocated by the school to Mr. Gao as a simple new house.
Don't look at Erdan who doesn't study hard, but has a good habit of getting up to school early. One day, after arriving at school in the morning, he happened to meet Teacher Gao who opened the door to empty the urinal. After emptying, he turned the urinal upside down on the wall behind the room , This seems to be a common thing, but in the eyes of Er Dan, it has a crooked idea.
Er Dan walked into the classroom, and Xiao Fei, a classmate from the neighboring village who arrived a few minutes earlier than him, said, "I'll make a bet with you, do you dare to bet?"
"What are you betting on?" Xiaofei and Erdan have a good relationship. No matter what they usually do, they often win or lose by betting on many things. The bets are nothing more than buying melon seeds, candy and other snacks.
"It's a big bet this time, how about we bet a bag of red three knives?" Erdan stretched out his index finger and said mysteriously.
"May I ask what you bet on?" Xiao Fei frowned and asked.
"Just bet on Teacher Gao's urinal!" Er Dan said maliciously.
Xiao Fei laughed: "What is there to bet on?"
"Of course, if I drill a hole under his urinal, you lose. If I don't drill a hole, you win. Do you want to bet or not?" Xiao Fei was stunned with his mouth wide open.
"Hey! How about asking you? Do you dare to bet with me?" Er Dan urged.
"Why don't you dare, dare, of course you dare!" Xiao Fei decided that Erdan didn't dare, even if he dared, there would be good things to watch in this school.
"Then pull a hook!" Er Dan stretched out his right little finger and pulled Xiao Fei's little finger together.
After school at noon, everyone went home for dinner, and Xiao Fei followed Erdan to the back wall of the school.
Er Dan pointed to the urinal on the wall and said to Xiao Fei, "Did you see it?"
Xiaofei noticed a red earthen pot upside down on the wall, and whispered, "That's all, how can we prove that it belongs to Mr. Gao's house?"
"Don't you believe it, we can verify it tomorrow morning." Er Dan glared at Xiao Fei and said.
Erdan asked Xiaofei to squat down towards the wall, and he supported the wall to step on Xiaofei's shoulders, and then pointed softly to make Xiaofei stand up slowly. Erdan easily took off the urinal from the top of the wall, and put Put the urinal upside down in the soil, take out the iron nails prepared in advance, align the tip of the nail with the center of the bottom of the urinal, and rotate it repeatedly. This urinal is made of soil, so it is difficult to resist when it touches the tip of the nail. Sure enough, a small nail hole was punched out in the bottom of the pelvis very soon. After the nail hole was finished, Xiao Fei and Xiao Fei connected to the ladder again, and carefully put the urinal back to its original place.
"How do you verify what you said tomorrow morning?" Xiao Fei stared at Erdan suspiciously and asked.
"Look at the quilt that Mr. Gao is drying tomorrow, or see if Mr. Gao will take it out of the room again, you will know!" Erdan smiled knowingly.
Xiao Fei felt that what Er Dan said made sense, and the next day, Xiao Fei and Er Dan went to school earlier to see if Teacher Gao would take the urinal out of the house.When the two entered the school, the first thing they did was to get close to the door of Teacher Gao's dormitory, and saw that there was a urinal of the same color as they saw yesterday standing next to Teacher Gao's door. They looked at each other and smiled, and left quietly.
The sun came out, and just as Erdan expected, a rope was tied between the two trees at one end of the classroom, and the quilt that Mr. Gao was drying was put on it. .
After a young teacher saw it, he joked to Teacher Gao, "Why are you still wetting the bed?"
Teacher Gao replied solemnly: "Don't mention it, I don't know which student punched the urinal I put outside, and it leaked on the quilt when I used it at night. I have to check it out today!"
This matter spread in the school, Xiaofei bought the package of red three knives as promised, Er Dan and Xiaofei did not go home at noon, and they were fighting at school while eating red three knives. Someone called the office and asked, "Why don't you two go home for dinner?"
Xiaofei squeaked and didn't know what to say. Erdan was smart and quick to respond, and immediately replied: "He is doing homework that the teacher punished him, so I will accompany him!"
Teacher Gao was a little skeptical of Xiaofei's bewilderment, but felt that Erdan's answer was reasonable. When Teacher Gao told this to Erdan's substitute teacher in the afternoon, the substitute teacher was very confused and said that he did not punish any students for doing their homework.
So Teacher Gao went to the class and called Xiaofei to the office, and asked: "You told the truth, I won't let your class teacher punish you, if you don't tell the truth, don't blame me for being rude! Tell me!"
Xiaofei glanced at Teacher Gao secretly and said, "I didn't do it, it's all done by bastards!"
Hearing Xiao Fei's words, all the teachers in the office laughed, and this laughter made Xiao Fei even more frightened, and hurriedly said: "If you don't believe me, you can ask the bastard!"
"You're fine, go back and ask Er Dan to come to the office!" Teacher Gao said softly.
Xiaofei ran out of the office as if regaining his freedom. After a while, Er Dan came in, and all the teachers were engrossed as if they were watching a play.
"Please explain it carefully. Just now, Xiao Fei told the whole story in front of the teacher. Do you still dare to deny it?" Teacher Gao's voice was very high, obviously a little angry.
"What he said is his business, and I didn't break the law?" Erdan argued.
"Who said you broke the law, you just did something you shouldn't do, isn't that enough?" Teacher Gao then asked.
Er Dan knew that Xiao Fei couldn't stand up to the teacher's questions before he came in. Now that he heard what Teacher Gao said, he immediately understood everything, and changed his words: "One person does things and the other is responsible. I do things. What do you think? Bar?"
"Heh, you are tough enough, and you still have to do things alone. I don't think you are a bastard, you are a bastard!" Teacher Gao said a little angrily, but this remark made all the teachers feel aggrieved, and some teachers echoed : "You can just change your name and call it Hu Niao Nan!"
Although this matter was settled, the name of "nonsense" spread in the school.
The story of Erdan drilling the urinal at school spread to the family, Erdan’s father went to school to apologize to Teacher Gao, and sighed in front of Teacher Gao: “Hey! You see, this child is not born to study, let him Studying is as uncomfortable as being tortured, and if this continues, there will be no results, it is better to find a suitable rice bowl for him, and it will be enough to solve the food and clothing in the future!" In this way, Erdan was sent to Suona after graduating from elementary school. The class started to learn the suona, and the master who played the suona also had some punches, which just fit Erdan's taste. While learning the suona, he practiced martial arts with the master.
The ancients were born with talents that would be useful. Erdan was not motivated enough in his studies. When he played the suona, he was very serious, shaking his head, and fascinated. The environment makes people in the industry envious.
In Hu Guoqing's mind, Er Dan is a god-like figure. When he was a child, this second uncle was his protector, and now he is also his guardian. When his father fell ill, this god-level second uncle was The closest parents besides your biological parents.
(End of this chapter)
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