The Little Days of the Great Landlord
Chapter 104 Shouwu
Chapter 104 Shouwu
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At this moment, Hong Tao, the director of the Political and Education Office of the second grade, walked in with a sad face. When he saw the frozen scene, it was Lao Ding pointing at his eldest niece with a cannibal look, and he became angry at that time.
"Old Ding, what are you doing? Look at you, do you still look like an elder? Usually, you and Lao Xue have a good relationship. Once Lao Xue is gone, you will bully other people's daughters?..." Hong Tao covered his head and face He scolded, but Teacher Ding, who had been stunned for a long time, could only maintain that posture, without any thoughts in his mind.
"What? Old Xue is gone?"
"What do you mean?"
"How could this be?"
"Old Xue Da was fine the day before yesterday, how can he be gone?"
The teachers of the second-grade language group all had expressions of disbelief.
"Qingqing, my condolences are changing. Old Xue is a good teacher. The school party committee will never forget her, and neither will the teachers and students in the school. We are preparing a memorial service for your mother..." Hong Tao patted Xue with tears in his eyes. Hua's shoulders, then covered his mouth, squatted on the ground and cried, big teardrops fell down.
Speaking of Director Hong Taohong, he has a really good relationship with Wei Jianguo and his wife, there is absolutely no falsehood.
Many teachers who had a good relationship with Xue Hua covered their mouths and began to cry, and other teachers also looked sad.
"..." Xue Hua was dumbfounded.
Teacher Ding finally came to his senses and couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Ding Jianjun! Let me tell you, although you are a special-grade teacher and have taught many excellent students, your character is really terrible..." Director Hong jumped up and shouted at Teacher Ding.
Unexpectedly, when Director Hong yelled so anxiously, Teacher Ding laughed even more happily, not only coughed repeatedly, but also tears came down.
All the teachers couldn't help but glared at Teacher Ding. Some of Xue Hua's iron sisters had already picked up their chairs and were about to smash Ding Jianjun's head at any time...
The family is gone, are you so fucking happy?It doesn't matter if you are happy, you can just have fun secretly in your own home, but you are so happy in front of someone else's daughter?It's just inhuman...
"I said you guys are really...why are you doing this? Why are you planning a memorial service for me?" Xue Hua couldn't laugh or cry.
"We've been getting along for so many years, and I'm going to send you off anyway... What did you say?" Hong Tao was shocked suddenly, and looked at Xue Hua in disbelief.
"Hahahaha... Isn't she old Xue? You prepared a memorial service for others in front of her, but I laughed to death, hahahahaha..." Teacher Ding pointed at Xue Hua, out of breath from laughing Lower your breath.
"Why is this? Who made it happen?" Xue Hua was very happy.
"Old Hu?" Hong Tao was dumbfounded, "He said your mother is gone, no, you are gone... this... this is really messy... No, your mother has been gone for several years! We are still participating It's a memorial service... Really, it's a different direction..."
"Old Hu..." Xue Hua didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
A farce was turned into a sitcom.
"Ah? Are you Lao Xue? Your skin is so tender..."
"Rejuvenated? What about your crow's feet? What about the bags under your eyes?"
"What about your white hair? I saw two days ago that you had two hairs on your temples."
"Your eyes are really black and bright, you are really different from that old and yellow old Xue..."
The teachers of the second-grade Chinese group started to shout, but Xue Hua's face became more and more ugly. So that's the impression of the former self in your eyes?Fortunately, I still wear makeup and dress up every day to feel good about myself. Now that I think about it, everyone must think that I am a stinky beauty. How old are old women, and they are still so stinky.
"Oh, Lao Hu has paid 1 yuan from the financial department to hold a memorial service for you. I have to explain it to him quickly..." Hong Tao suddenly thought that President Hu had already started to make preparations for the memorial service Alright, if this memorial service really starts, it will be really... a big mess.
Finally, Xue Hua's memorial service was not held, and the leaders and teachers of the school who were seriously hurt by their feelings unanimously asked Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua to treat them, and they could not just let them go... Especially Uncle Mei, he used With my modest salary, I bought a lot of snacks for Xue Hua, and now the old man is so distressed.
Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua have never been stingy people. Since they have some money in their hands, they have become more generous in their actions. They have never missed a penny of the money that should be spent.
The couple directly booked a luxurious private room at the Yingning Hotel to entertain the leaders and colleagues. To be honest, what happened today really touched the couple.
In the evening, the setting sun was red like fire, quietly sinking into the mountainside, and the whole Zhengjia Village was peaceful.
In the small courtyard of Yang Ming’s house, it was pitch-black. The pigeons had already nestled, and the chickens, ducks and geese were all in the corner of the small courtyard, clinging to each other and squatting from time to time. They were lying lazily in the big black Under the persimmon tree, she fell asleep quietly, her little ears trembling from time to time, Mimi stretched her waist, and took her children out of the west wing room and slipped out of the courtyard. Catch mice for dinner.
Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing were sitting on the donkey cart in their backyard, their minds still not recovered from the shock at noon.
"...Xiao Yang, the agricultural foundation of our country has gradually weakened. Farmers have no way out in farming and have gradually lost confidence in farming. We are deeply worried about this. After all, our country has been an agricultural land since ancient times. Great country... At this time, you appeared, a young man with amazing talents, who made people's eyes shine... We all hope that you can be a booster, so that our country's lifeless agriculture can be revived, and a new battle will be launched. An earth-shattering change..."
"... Farm the land steadily, don't have any worries...Food is essential for people's survival. This is the foundation. With food, the people will not go hungry, and if they don't go hungry, their physical fitness will improve , This is the foundation of a strong country, Mao Zedong said, the body is the capital of the revolution..."
"...Xiao Yang is full of novelties here. We saw the two... egg-laying dragons, and I feel quite mighty. If it can be displayed in the Beijing Zoo... um... I didn't ask you for it, don't get me wrong... "
"...Being a person and doing things, the most important thing is persistence, and the most important thing is firmness. You must always understand your position and make the most accurate positioning for yourself..."
The chief's palms are wide, thick, and warm... This is Yang Ming's most intuitive understanding of those big hands.
The chief doesn't talk much, but it can make him remember his whole life, and it's not without price. At least two of the three dragon eggs hatched in the space farm have already been reserved.
"I just discovered that when you talk, you always beat around the bush, so why can't you just talk in plain language that everyone can understand?" Wei Qingqing leaned on Yang Ming, her body trembling slightly. It wasn't that she was cold, but that her heartbeat had been kept at [-]. Fortunately, her physical fitness had improved a lot. Otherwise, she would probably die suddenly because her heart couldn't bear such a heavy load.
"Some things can't be said directly..." Yang Ming shook his head slightly, still immersed in a shock in his heart.
"Tell me, how did they get into our backyard..." Wei Qingqing still couldn't understand the sudden appearance of the chief and the others in his backyard. How did they get in?Even, how did they come to Zhengjia Village?There is no trace of a car anywhere in the village. It is absolutely impossible to say that they started from the countryside and walked slowly towards Zhengjia Village. If this is the case, they will be there tomorrow morning. It's not guaranteed to arrive.
"I asked, and if they don't tell you, it's like we both know what our secret weapon is," Yang Ming said.
"If you don't say it, then don't say it..." Wei Qingqing was just curious, and it didn't matter if she knew it or not.
"Are you hungry? If I'm hungry, I'll go cook..." Yang Ming stretched out his arm and wrapped it around Wei Qingqing's shoulder.
Wei Qingqing took advantage of the situation and leaned on Yang Ming: "Not hungry... Now that I think about how they ate small fish, I just want to laugh. They are like eating porridge, and they hum when they pick up the bowl..."
"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled and didn't say much. This little fish's way of eating is not uncommon.
"Tell me, what is the purpose of Mr. Zhang's grandfather coming to our house?" Wei Qingqing twisted her body so that she could lean on Yang Ming more comfortably.
"Who knows this?"
"I always feel that this old man must have come with a purpose..." Wei Qingqing guessed.
"What do you mean, he is the head of a provincial military region, he has no purpose, just wandering in the ravine when he has nothing to do?"
"Then...he knows..." Wei Qingqing pointed to the sky with a finger, "...will you come?"
"I must know..." Yang Ming also pointed to the sky with a finger, "...what if he came by plane and was shot down as a foreign reconnaissance plane without notification?"
"Is that for flattery?"
"He's almost retiring, he's old enough, it's impossible for him to go up the ranks, is it possible that he can join the Military Commission just by flattering him?"
"Then why do you say it is?"
"I guess, he must be planning to settle in Zhengjia Village in the future..."
"No way?" Wei Qingqing couldn't believe it. Could it be that Zhengjia Village is going to become a nursing home for retired cadres?
"Probably yes, because this old man can be regarded as a talisman. With this old man around, no one in China would dare to come here to make trouble. It is probably there..." Yang Ming pointed with another finger. Sky, "...arranged..."
"How about, let's move... This place is not clean at all..." Wei Qingqing said with a small mouth.
"No, our house is remote. We are the head of the village, and the backyard of our house is not open. When the time comes, we have nothing to do with the noise outside." Yang Ming said.
"..." Wei Qingqing thought for a while, yes, if the time comes, if it is too noisy outside, then hide in the back garden, where it is clean.
"Hey! Have you cooked yet? I'm almost starving to death..." Sun Fangfang's voice came, and the girls pushed open the back door of the house, poking out a head.
"If you want to eat it yourself..." Yang Ming said angrily.
"I can warn you, we are guests, you two have to be careful." Sun Fangfang curled her lips and said.
"Aren't you a guest? Aren't you sister-in-law? Why don't you hurry up and cook for your brother and sister-in-law?" Wei Qingqing said.
"..." Sun Fangfang was choked, and rolled her eyes suddenly, "Take care of you..." She retracted her head and went to the east room to watch TV.
These sisters are usually lazy. When they are at home, they let their mother-in-law cook. When the mother-in-law is away, they go out to buy and eat. They will never cook honestly.
A while ago, the theme song of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" came out. These girls have a soft spot for this cartoon. It is said that they learned how to bully their husbands from Red Wolf...
"Mingming Qingqing..."
Suddenly, Zhang Shufang's voice sounded from the front yard, and the couple who were talking in the back yard were startled, looked at each other, and rushed out to welcome them.
When the couple came to the front yard, they saw Zhang Shufang standing in the front yard with a straight face, and behind her was Yang Zhengfang who looked embarrassed.
"Mom, Dad, are you here?" Yang Ming was a little surprised.
"What? We can't come?" Zhang Shufang spoke aggressively.
"Ah...Of course I can come..." Yang Ming was a little... at a loss... Where did he make his mother angry?
"Parents..." Facing this kind of mother-in-law who was in a prelude to a storm, Wei Qingqing felt a little thumping in her heart.
"En!" To her daughter-in-law, Zhang Shufang still didn't shake her face, and nodded slightly.
"Qingqing, did he bully you? If he bullies you, tell dad, dad will beat him with a belt..." Yang Zhengfang said with a smile.
"Oh! No..." Wei Qingqing whispered.
"Mom and Dad, come in, I've washed the fruits for you..." Sun Fangfang stood at the door of the outer room and greeted Zhang Shufang.
"Look at her Fangfang..." Zhang Shufang praised her, gave her son a blank look, and stepped into the house.
"Dad, what's wrong with my mother? Is it... Where did I make her angry?" Yang Ming only dared to ask at this time.
"What's wrong? Are you really ashamed to ask??? Isn't it all because of you? Did you give Qingqing her parents some miraculous medicine." Yang Zhengfang stared and said in a low voice.
"A panacea?" Yang Ming was even more puzzled.
"Maybe it refers to what happened last night..." Wei Qingqing responded quickly.
"Oh..." Yang Ming suddenly looked at Yang Zhengfang and said, "Dad, are you talking about my father-in-law getting younger?"
"Tell Dad, what did you feed them?" Yang Zhengfang lowered his voice, and there was a burst of curiosity in his voice.
"Uh, it's nothing, it's just a soup made from some medicinal materials, served with python eggs, and then stir-fried like scrambled eggs..." Yang Ming explained.
"Uh...can you get some for Dad too?" Yang Zhengfang looked hopeful.
"Of course there's no problem with this. Just wait a moment, I'll fry it for you... You go in and sit in the room for a while, and it will be ready soon." Yang Ming quickly agreed, and ran into the room.
"Dad! Come in quickly..." Wei Qingqing hurriedly greeted.
"Alas..." Yang Zhengfang quickly responded.
When Yang Zhengfang entered the room, Zhang Shufang was sitting on the kang and eating fruit. The two of them exchanged glances, and they could see a smile in each other's eyes as if the plot had succeeded.
Soon, a pot of yellow scrambled eggs was placed on the table. The special fragrance made Sun Fangfang squeak away as soon as she smelled it. She loves and hates this stuff.
"That's it?" Zhang Shufang looked at the bowl of scrambled eggs in front of her, with the words 'I don't believe it' written all over her face.
"Of course, if you eat my secret scrambled eggs, you are guaranteed to be 30 or [-] years younger..." Yang Ming said.
A special fragrance permeated the room, Zhang Shufang was seduced by this strange fragrance, she was so greedy that she couldn't take it anymore, the corners of her mouth drooled.
Zhang Shufang and Yang Zhengfang looked at each other, and reached out their chopsticks to pinch...
In a luxurious private room of Ying Ning Hotel, there are four large tables. The two tables near the door are occupied by a group of men, and the two tables near the inside are occupied by a group of women.
"Come, come, eat, eat..." Wei Jianguo took a pair of unused chopsticks and served everyone dishes again and again.
"Sisters, don't be idle, hurry up and eat food..." Xue Hua also picked up some vegetables for the sisters again and again.
"Let me tell you, old Wei, tell everyone, what kind of panacea did the two of you take? How did you become so young in just two days?" Director Hong Taohong, the director of the second-year political and educational department, had a terrible voice. Small.
Everyone's eyes focused on Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua.
"We...our son-in-law went into the mountain and dug two herbs..." Wei Jianguo felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by so many people. Thinking of the madness last night, his face was on fire, red and boiled shrimp Same.
There was a smirk on the corner of Ding Jianjun's mouth: "Jianguo, what herbal medicine can make people so young? You are not young anymore, you are simply a monster..."
"From what our son-in-law said, it seems to be called Polygonum multiflorum, or two thousand-year-old trees..." Xue Hua said first.
Polygonum multiflorum, it is said that it is a top-quality product that has been aged for a long time, and it does have the effect of rejuvenating the old. Anyway, if someone has trouble giving birth to a son, eat some of this often, and there is a [-]% chance that the trouble will be solved.
"He Shou Wu, whose vines are nocturnal vines, I heard from the older generation that there was a man named He Tian'er in Nanhe County, Shunzhou, Tang Dynasty. He was thin and sick all his life, and he had no reproductive ability. Going up the mountain to learn Taoism and leaving the world of mortals, one day I was lying drunk on a barren mountain, and I saw two wild vines with yellow and white flowers. The two vines were three feet apart, but the vines were entwined. Together, so many times, He Tian'er was amazed, so he dug out the root, took it home and ate it, after eating it for seven days, the reproductive ability responded, and all diseases disappeared after taking it for a few months. In the middle of the year, he became stronger, younger, and his hair turned black, so he got married and started a business, and gave birth to several sons within ten years. His son also had the habit of taking Polygonum multiflorum, and then his son gave birth to a grandson... The old He family, at least They can live to be 58 years old..." Uncle Mei used to be a storyteller, and his eloquence was quite good. At that time, *** was reformed through labor and lived in a cowshed in the countryside. After that, he never talked about storytelling. I've been watching the gate at school.
"Uncle Mei still knows this allusion?" Principal Hu was surprised.
"Legends, legends, what I'm talking about are legends, so they can't be taken as true..." Uncle Mei waved his hand with a smile.
"Old Wei, where is your son-in-law's house? When Qingqing got married, you didn't seem to come to pick us up, did you? It was only after we got married that we were invited to the wedding wine. We haven't met your uncle yet. When will you take us there to recognize it?" Zhao Kui Zhao, the teacher who borrowed a car from Wei Jianguo today, said.
"In a small mountain village, they are juniors. How can I let you go to see them? Come tomorrow, I will let them come to the school and recognize you one by one..." When it comes to his son-in-law, Wei Jianguo is proud, although he always It's not pleasing to the eyes when I see my son-in-law once.
"Old Wei, you really don't understand. Old Zhao doesn't want to see your son-in-law. What did Uncle Gangmei say? That He Tian'er is 58 years old and can have several sons. What does that mean? What does that mean? Polygonum multiflorum, that aspect must have been strengthened, in this case, it is conceivable what a certain person is thinking..." Ding Jianjun is very narrow-minded, and he likes to talk a little dirty.
"You old man..." Mr. Zhao was anxious, pointing at Ding Jianjun, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Are you implying that Lao Wei and Lao Xue should take some safety precautions? To avoid killing people..."
Ding Jianjun and Zhao Kui talked here, and they didn't have anyone behind their backs. At the women's table over there, they really listened. Hua, I just wish I could find a hole in the ground and get into it.
"I said, can you two be more serious? You two bastards, your son is about to get married, but you are playing hooligans here?" Xue Hua gave these two things a fierce look.
"If you are arguing with the two of you, don't involve others..." President Hu is the highest ranking here, coughing lightly, setting the tone for today's dinner.
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At this moment, Hong Tao, the director of the Political and Education Office of the second grade, walked in with a sad face. When he saw the frozen scene, it was Lao Ding pointing at his eldest niece with a cannibal look, and he became angry at that time.
"Old Ding, what are you doing? Look at you, do you still look like an elder? Usually, you and Lao Xue have a good relationship. Once Lao Xue is gone, you will bully other people's daughters?..." Hong Tao covered his head and face He scolded, but Teacher Ding, who had been stunned for a long time, could only maintain that posture, without any thoughts in his mind.
"What? Old Xue is gone?"
"What do you mean?"
"How could this be?"
"Old Xue Da was fine the day before yesterday, how can he be gone?"
The teachers of the second-grade language group all had expressions of disbelief.
"Qingqing, my condolences are changing. Old Xue is a good teacher. The school party committee will never forget her, and neither will the teachers and students in the school. We are preparing a memorial service for your mother..." Hong Tao patted Xue with tears in his eyes. Hua's shoulders, then covered his mouth, squatted on the ground and cried, big teardrops fell down.
Speaking of Director Hong Taohong, he has a really good relationship with Wei Jianguo and his wife, there is absolutely no falsehood.
Many teachers who had a good relationship with Xue Hua covered their mouths and began to cry, and other teachers also looked sad.
"..." Xue Hua was dumbfounded.
Teacher Ding finally came to his senses and couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Ding Jianjun! Let me tell you, although you are a special-grade teacher and have taught many excellent students, your character is really terrible..." Director Hong jumped up and shouted at Teacher Ding.
Unexpectedly, when Director Hong yelled so anxiously, Teacher Ding laughed even more happily, not only coughed repeatedly, but also tears came down.
All the teachers couldn't help but glared at Teacher Ding. Some of Xue Hua's iron sisters had already picked up their chairs and were about to smash Ding Jianjun's head at any time...
The family is gone, are you so fucking happy?It doesn't matter if you are happy, you can just have fun secretly in your own home, but you are so happy in front of someone else's daughter?It's just inhuman...
"I said you guys are really...why are you doing this? Why are you planning a memorial service for me?" Xue Hua couldn't laugh or cry.
"We've been getting along for so many years, and I'm going to send you off anyway... What did you say?" Hong Tao was shocked suddenly, and looked at Xue Hua in disbelief.
"Hahahaha... Isn't she old Xue? You prepared a memorial service for others in front of her, but I laughed to death, hahahahaha..." Teacher Ding pointed at Xue Hua, out of breath from laughing Lower your breath.
"Why is this? Who made it happen?" Xue Hua was very happy.
"Old Hu?" Hong Tao was dumbfounded, "He said your mother is gone, no, you are gone... this... this is really messy... No, your mother has been gone for several years! We are still participating It's a memorial service... Really, it's a different direction..."
"Old Hu..." Xue Hua didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
A farce was turned into a sitcom.
"Ah? Are you Lao Xue? Your skin is so tender..."
"Rejuvenated? What about your crow's feet? What about the bags under your eyes?"
"What about your white hair? I saw two days ago that you had two hairs on your temples."
"Your eyes are really black and bright, you are really different from that old and yellow old Xue..."
The teachers of the second-grade Chinese group started to shout, but Xue Hua's face became more and more ugly. So that's the impression of the former self in your eyes?Fortunately, I still wear makeup and dress up every day to feel good about myself. Now that I think about it, everyone must think that I am a stinky beauty. How old are old women, and they are still so stinky.
"Oh, Lao Hu has paid 1 yuan from the financial department to hold a memorial service for you. I have to explain it to him quickly..." Hong Tao suddenly thought that President Hu had already started to make preparations for the memorial service Alright, if this memorial service really starts, it will be really... a big mess.
Finally, Xue Hua's memorial service was not held, and the leaders and teachers of the school who were seriously hurt by their feelings unanimously asked Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua to treat them, and they could not just let them go... Especially Uncle Mei, he used With my modest salary, I bought a lot of snacks for Xue Hua, and now the old man is so distressed.
Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua have never been stingy people. Since they have some money in their hands, they have become more generous in their actions. They have never missed a penny of the money that should be spent.
The couple directly booked a luxurious private room at the Yingning Hotel to entertain the leaders and colleagues. To be honest, what happened today really touched the couple.
In the evening, the setting sun was red like fire, quietly sinking into the mountainside, and the whole Zhengjia Village was peaceful.
In the small courtyard of Yang Ming’s house, it was pitch-black. The pigeons had already nestled, and the chickens, ducks and geese were all in the corner of the small courtyard, clinging to each other and squatting from time to time. They were lying lazily in the big black Under the persimmon tree, she fell asleep quietly, her little ears trembling from time to time, Mimi stretched her waist, and took her children out of the west wing room and slipped out of the courtyard. Catch mice for dinner.
Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing were sitting on the donkey cart in their backyard, their minds still not recovered from the shock at noon.
"...Xiao Yang, the agricultural foundation of our country has gradually weakened. Farmers have no way out in farming and have gradually lost confidence in farming. We are deeply worried about this. After all, our country has been an agricultural land since ancient times. Great country... At this time, you appeared, a young man with amazing talents, who made people's eyes shine... We all hope that you can be a booster, so that our country's lifeless agriculture can be revived, and a new battle will be launched. An earth-shattering change..."
"... Farm the land steadily, don't have any worries...Food is essential for people's survival. This is the foundation. With food, the people will not go hungry, and if they don't go hungry, their physical fitness will improve , This is the foundation of a strong country, Mao Zedong said, the body is the capital of the revolution..."
"...Xiao Yang is full of novelties here. We saw the two... egg-laying dragons, and I feel quite mighty. If it can be displayed in the Beijing Zoo... um... I didn't ask you for it, don't get me wrong... "
"...Being a person and doing things, the most important thing is persistence, and the most important thing is firmness. You must always understand your position and make the most accurate positioning for yourself..."
The chief's palms are wide, thick, and warm... This is Yang Ming's most intuitive understanding of those big hands.
The chief doesn't talk much, but it can make him remember his whole life, and it's not without price. At least two of the three dragon eggs hatched in the space farm have already been reserved.
"I just discovered that when you talk, you always beat around the bush, so why can't you just talk in plain language that everyone can understand?" Wei Qingqing leaned on Yang Ming, her body trembling slightly. It wasn't that she was cold, but that her heartbeat had been kept at [-]. Fortunately, her physical fitness had improved a lot. Otherwise, she would probably die suddenly because her heart couldn't bear such a heavy load.
"Some things can't be said directly..." Yang Ming shook his head slightly, still immersed in a shock in his heart.
"Tell me, how did they get into our backyard..." Wei Qingqing still couldn't understand the sudden appearance of the chief and the others in his backyard. How did they get in?Even, how did they come to Zhengjia Village?There is no trace of a car anywhere in the village. It is absolutely impossible to say that they started from the countryside and walked slowly towards Zhengjia Village. If this is the case, they will be there tomorrow morning. It's not guaranteed to arrive.
"I asked, and if they don't tell you, it's like we both know what our secret weapon is," Yang Ming said.
"If you don't say it, then don't say it..." Wei Qingqing was just curious, and it didn't matter if she knew it or not.
"Are you hungry? If I'm hungry, I'll go cook..." Yang Ming stretched out his arm and wrapped it around Wei Qingqing's shoulder.
Wei Qingqing took advantage of the situation and leaned on Yang Ming: "Not hungry... Now that I think about how they ate small fish, I just want to laugh. They are like eating porridge, and they hum when they pick up the bowl..."
"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled and didn't say much. This little fish's way of eating is not uncommon.
"Tell me, what is the purpose of Mr. Zhang's grandfather coming to our house?" Wei Qingqing twisted her body so that she could lean on Yang Ming more comfortably.
"Who knows this?"
"I always feel that this old man must have come with a purpose..." Wei Qingqing guessed.
"What do you mean, he is the head of a provincial military region, he has no purpose, just wandering in the ravine when he has nothing to do?"
"Then...he knows..." Wei Qingqing pointed to the sky with a finger, "...will you come?"
"I must know..." Yang Ming also pointed to the sky with a finger, "...what if he came by plane and was shot down as a foreign reconnaissance plane without notification?"
"Is that for flattery?"
"He's almost retiring, he's old enough, it's impossible for him to go up the ranks, is it possible that he can join the Military Commission just by flattering him?"
"Then why do you say it is?"
"I guess, he must be planning to settle in Zhengjia Village in the future..."
"No way?" Wei Qingqing couldn't believe it. Could it be that Zhengjia Village is going to become a nursing home for retired cadres?
"Probably yes, because this old man can be regarded as a talisman. With this old man around, no one in China would dare to come here to make trouble. It is probably there..." Yang Ming pointed with another finger. Sky, "...arranged..."
"How about, let's move... This place is not clean at all..." Wei Qingqing said with a small mouth.
"No, our house is remote. We are the head of the village, and the backyard of our house is not open. When the time comes, we have nothing to do with the noise outside." Yang Ming said.
"..." Wei Qingqing thought for a while, yes, if the time comes, if it is too noisy outside, then hide in the back garden, where it is clean.
"Hey! Have you cooked yet? I'm almost starving to death..." Sun Fangfang's voice came, and the girls pushed open the back door of the house, poking out a head.
"If you want to eat it yourself..." Yang Ming said angrily.
"I can warn you, we are guests, you two have to be careful." Sun Fangfang curled her lips and said.
"Aren't you a guest? Aren't you sister-in-law? Why don't you hurry up and cook for your brother and sister-in-law?" Wei Qingqing said.
"..." Sun Fangfang was choked, and rolled her eyes suddenly, "Take care of you..." She retracted her head and went to the east room to watch TV.
These sisters are usually lazy. When they are at home, they let their mother-in-law cook. When the mother-in-law is away, they go out to buy and eat. They will never cook honestly.
A while ago, the theme song of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" came out. These girls have a soft spot for this cartoon. It is said that they learned how to bully their husbands from Red Wolf...
"Mingming Qingqing..."
Suddenly, Zhang Shufang's voice sounded from the front yard, and the couple who were talking in the back yard were startled, looked at each other, and rushed out to welcome them.
When the couple came to the front yard, they saw Zhang Shufang standing in the front yard with a straight face, and behind her was Yang Zhengfang who looked embarrassed.
"Mom, Dad, are you here?" Yang Ming was a little surprised.
"What? We can't come?" Zhang Shufang spoke aggressively.
"Ah...Of course I can come..." Yang Ming was a little... at a loss... Where did he make his mother angry?
"Parents..." Facing this kind of mother-in-law who was in a prelude to a storm, Wei Qingqing felt a little thumping in her heart.
"En!" To her daughter-in-law, Zhang Shufang still didn't shake her face, and nodded slightly.
"Qingqing, did he bully you? If he bullies you, tell dad, dad will beat him with a belt..." Yang Zhengfang said with a smile.
"Oh! No..." Wei Qingqing whispered.
"Mom and Dad, come in, I've washed the fruits for you..." Sun Fangfang stood at the door of the outer room and greeted Zhang Shufang.
"Look at her Fangfang..." Zhang Shufang praised her, gave her son a blank look, and stepped into the house.
"Dad, what's wrong with my mother? Is it... Where did I make her angry?" Yang Ming only dared to ask at this time.
"What's wrong? Are you really ashamed to ask??? Isn't it all because of you? Did you give Qingqing her parents some miraculous medicine." Yang Zhengfang stared and said in a low voice.
"A panacea?" Yang Ming was even more puzzled.
"Maybe it refers to what happened last night..." Wei Qingqing responded quickly.
"Oh..." Yang Ming suddenly looked at Yang Zhengfang and said, "Dad, are you talking about my father-in-law getting younger?"
"Tell Dad, what did you feed them?" Yang Zhengfang lowered his voice, and there was a burst of curiosity in his voice.
"Uh, it's nothing, it's just a soup made from some medicinal materials, served with python eggs, and then stir-fried like scrambled eggs..." Yang Ming explained.
"Uh...can you get some for Dad too?" Yang Zhengfang looked hopeful.
"Of course there's no problem with this. Just wait a moment, I'll fry it for you... You go in and sit in the room for a while, and it will be ready soon." Yang Ming quickly agreed, and ran into the room.
"Dad! Come in quickly..." Wei Qingqing hurriedly greeted.
"Alas..." Yang Zhengfang quickly responded.
When Yang Zhengfang entered the room, Zhang Shufang was sitting on the kang and eating fruit. The two of them exchanged glances, and they could see a smile in each other's eyes as if the plot had succeeded.
Soon, a pot of yellow scrambled eggs was placed on the table. The special fragrance made Sun Fangfang squeak away as soon as she smelled it. She loves and hates this stuff.
"That's it?" Zhang Shufang looked at the bowl of scrambled eggs in front of her, with the words 'I don't believe it' written all over her face.
"Of course, if you eat my secret scrambled eggs, you are guaranteed to be 30 or [-] years younger..." Yang Ming said.
A special fragrance permeated the room, Zhang Shufang was seduced by this strange fragrance, she was so greedy that she couldn't take it anymore, the corners of her mouth drooled.
Zhang Shufang and Yang Zhengfang looked at each other, and reached out their chopsticks to pinch...
In a luxurious private room of Ying Ning Hotel, there are four large tables. The two tables near the door are occupied by a group of men, and the two tables near the inside are occupied by a group of women.
"Come, come, eat, eat..." Wei Jianguo took a pair of unused chopsticks and served everyone dishes again and again.
"Sisters, don't be idle, hurry up and eat food..." Xue Hua also picked up some vegetables for the sisters again and again.
"Let me tell you, old Wei, tell everyone, what kind of panacea did the two of you take? How did you become so young in just two days?" Director Hong Taohong, the director of the second-year political and educational department, had a terrible voice. Small.
Everyone's eyes focused on Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua.
"We...our son-in-law went into the mountain and dug two herbs..." Wei Jianguo felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by so many people. Thinking of the madness last night, his face was on fire, red and boiled shrimp Same.
There was a smirk on the corner of Ding Jianjun's mouth: "Jianguo, what herbal medicine can make people so young? You are not young anymore, you are simply a monster..."
"From what our son-in-law said, it seems to be called Polygonum multiflorum, or two thousand-year-old trees..." Xue Hua said first.
Polygonum multiflorum, it is said that it is a top-quality product that has been aged for a long time, and it does have the effect of rejuvenating the old. Anyway, if someone has trouble giving birth to a son, eat some of this often, and there is a [-]% chance that the trouble will be solved.
"He Shou Wu, whose vines are nocturnal vines, I heard from the older generation that there was a man named He Tian'er in Nanhe County, Shunzhou, Tang Dynasty. He was thin and sick all his life, and he had no reproductive ability. Going up the mountain to learn Taoism and leaving the world of mortals, one day I was lying drunk on a barren mountain, and I saw two wild vines with yellow and white flowers. The two vines were three feet apart, but the vines were entwined. Together, so many times, He Tian'er was amazed, so he dug out the root, took it home and ate it, after eating it for seven days, the reproductive ability responded, and all diseases disappeared after taking it for a few months. In the middle of the year, he became stronger, younger, and his hair turned black, so he got married and started a business, and gave birth to several sons within ten years. His son also had the habit of taking Polygonum multiflorum, and then his son gave birth to a grandson... The old He family, at least They can live to be 58 years old..." Uncle Mei used to be a storyteller, and his eloquence was quite good. At that time, *** was reformed through labor and lived in a cowshed in the countryside. After that, he never talked about storytelling. I've been watching the gate at school.
"Uncle Mei still knows this allusion?" Principal Hu was surprised.
"Legends, legends, what I'm talking about are legends, so they can't be taken as true..." Uncle Mei waved his hand with a smile.
"Old Wei, where is your son-in-law's house? When Qingqing got married, you didn't seem to come to pick us up, did you? It was only after we got married that we were invited to the wedding wine. We haven't met your uncle yet. When will you take us there to recognize it?" Zhao Kui Zhao, the teacher who borrowed a car from Wei Jianguo today, said.
"In a small mountain village, they are juniors. How can I let you go to see them? Come tomorrow, I will let them come to the school and recognize you one by one..." When it comes to his son-in-law, Wei Jianguo is proud, although he always It's not pleasing to the eyes when I see my son-in-law once.
"Old Wei, you really don't understand. Old Zhao doesn't want to see your son-in-law. What did Uncle Gangmei say? That He Tian'er is 58 years old and can have several sons. What does that mean? What does that mean? Polygonum multiflorum, that aspect must have been strengthened, in this case, it is conceivable what a certain person is thinking..." Ding Jianjun is very narrow-minded, and he likes to talk a little dirty.
"You old man..." Mr. Zhao was anxious, pointing at Ding Jianjun, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Are you implying that Lao Wei and Lao Xue should take some safety precautions? To avoid killing people..."
Ding Jianjun and Zhao Kui talked here, and they didn't have anyone behind their backs. At the women's table over there, they really listened. Hua, I just wish I could find a hole in the ground and get into it.
"I said, can you two be more serious? You two bastards, your son is about to get married, but you are playing hooligans here?" Xue Hua gave these two things a fierce look.
"If you are arguing with the two of you, don't involve others..." President Hu is the highest ranking here, coughing lightly, setting the tone for today's dinner.
ps: Ask for recommendation, ask for collection...
(End of this chapter)
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