The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 174 Jokes
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(Today is the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, and this year has passed so quickly. It’s over, brothers and sisters, let’s all vote for XX, XX is here to thank everyone... At first I wanted to pay New Year's greetings, but when I thought about it, a New Year's greeting is one year older. Brothers are fine, they look mature, deep, and attractive when they are older, but sisters, it's time to be in a hurry...)
"Hmph, I'm the one who is right..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Yes, yes, you are right, okay? Let Auntie Fat see the joke..." Yang Ming said.

It was only then that Wei Qingqing remembered that there was another person in the room. She turned her head to look at Aunt Fat, and she saw Aunt Fat sitting cross-legged on the bed of a kang, peeling chestnuts to eat, and watching the play with great interest.

Fat Auntie saw the two people looking over, and said, "What are you looking at me for? I patronized and ate, but I didn't hear a word of what you said, you go on, go on..."

"Aunt Fat, there is no such thing as you... Seeing us quarreling, you didn't stop us, but encouraged..." Wei Qingqing was very angry, and her white eyes kept gouging Aunt Fat.

"Hehehe..." Fat Aunt laughed, "You guys are playing tricks, and Fat Aunt will join in, is it appropriate?"

When Auntie Fat said a word, both Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing blushed. Wei Qingqing glanced at Yang Ming and said stiffly: "Who is playing tricks? He bullied people first, okay??? Who told him?" Saying that people are forgetful??? My mother-in-law is reluctant to say that I..."

"Yes, yes, I was the one who bullied others first. I was wrong. You don't count the faults of villains. Please forgive me this time..." Yang Ming quickly admitted his mistake, and he understood it. If he said something again, Wei Wei Qingqing should put his mother on him.

"Did you hear that??" Wei Qingqing said to Aunt Fat proudly.

"Yeah... I heard..." Fat Auntie laughed and tears came down, and she nodded repeatedly while laughing.

After chatting and joking for a while, Yang Ming called Sun Fangfang and told her that her parents had arrived in Liujia Village. Sun Fangfang was quite excited, after all, she hadn't seen her parents for several months, so it was strange.

"Hey, did you know? Nan Nan left last night..." Wei Qingqing suddenly remembered this, and kicked Yang Ming's ass with her delicate feet.

"Gone? Where did you go???" Yang Ming asked.

"Go to school, their school wants to test how much her level has regressed, and let her take the final exam..." Wei Qingqing said.

"That girl, it's a piece of cake for her to drink goat's milk. A final exam is a piece of cake??? Let her take the college entrance examination now, and it's fine to go directly to Peking University..." Yang Ming said.

He has confidence in Liu Nannan.

"That's right, Nan Nan has the skill, why not work hard here and earn a few more months of wages..." Wei Qingqing was not used to Liu Nannan's departure. Last night, Sister-in-law Liu didn't come over, and Xiao Bao'er couldn't live without her mother without her sister. In addition, there were still guests living at home, so it would be too impolite to have no host to entertain her.

"Hehe, your idea is bad. Nannan also has her own way to go, so how can she play with you?" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"I'm just talking..." Wei Qingqing pouted and said.

"We suddenly lost someone here, why don't we recruit another one?" Yang Ming said.

"Well! If one person is missing, that person's work will fall to others. If everyone's salary is not raised, everyone must have ideas..." Wei Qingqing nodded.

"Well! The salary should also be raised, or else it will be raised to [-] per month???" Yang Ming said.

"Listen to you..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Success, is it Chinese New Year! Let's treat it as a welfare for everyone..." Yang Ming said.

"Who do you think we're recruiting??" Wei Qingqing's tone suddenly became a little mysterious.

"You're asking, is there someone who has chosen??" Yang Ming glanced at Wei Qingqing and said.

"What do you think of Yuting???" Wei Qingqing said mysteriously.

"Li Tinggui's daughter???" Yang Ming was quite surprised.

"That's right..." Wei Qingqing laughed, with a bad taste in her smile.

"Why? Do your parents agree? This is farm work. I heard that Yu Ting is a college student..." Yang Ming said.

"What do you disagree with? This is what Yuting's mother told me in secret. That Zheng Dayong is too useless. After so long, he didn't take him down. Didn't I create opportunities for them? ? When Wei Qingqing mentioned Zheng Dayong, he kept getting angry. This Zheng Dayong is a waste snack. He usually cares about Li Yuting, but he didn't dare to pierce the window paper, which made Li Yuting angry. Everyone has let go, and they will leave in three days and go home.

"Are you talking about dating???" Aunt Fat suddenly interjected, "Let me tell you, there is a saying that when a man and a woman match, work is not tiring. This sentence is definitely a classic. Back then I Men are a flower in our unit, think about it, how rare was a cultural person at that time? All the female employees in the unit were staring at him. At that time, the fat aunt was a big fat man, but in the end it was Aunt Fat took him home??? Why??? Because Aunt Fat was in the school cafeteria at the time, she was in the same unit as him, and she often saw him. Every time Aunt Fat served him an extra piece of meat , and it turned out..." Mentioning her husband, Aunt Fat was in high spirits, thinking about how she stood out from the crowd when all the flowers were blooming, it made her proud for most of her life.

"Hehehehe..." Wei Qingqing laughed, her big eyes narrowed into crescent moons, "I guess, it must be because uncle sees you fat, and the family must have enough food and drink, so he chose you???"

"Yeah, I feel the same..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly.

"Aren't you two angry with me??? Come on, you can just be angry with me. I have a heart attack. From now on, I will depend on your family..." The fat aunt said, lying on the kang, laying down I can't sleep anymore.

"..." Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing looked at each other and were speechless at the same time. Why does this fat aunt look a bit like a cannonball? ? ?A little too powerful, right? ? ?
"Father, you are back..." At this moment, Xiao Bao'er's crisp voice came, and then there was a gust of wind, and a little girl in a red sweater ran into the house and threw herself into Yang Ming's arms.

"Oh, I really miss my father..." Yang Ming quickly picked up the little guy.

"Bao'er misses Dad too..." Little Bao'er hugged Yang Ming's neck and kissed him on the face.

"Ouch..." Yang Ming couldn't stand being so affectionately kissed by his daughter, and his face was covered with embarrassment, "Bao'er, look who else is in the room???"

Little Bao'er turned her head and saw Aunt Fat, and immediately said pleasantly, "Ah, Grandma Fat..."

Fat Aunt stopped pretending, sat up from the kang at once, and said happily: "Little Baoer, it's rare that you still remember Fat Grandma, come here quickly, let Fat Grandma hug..."

Yang Ming quickly hugged Xiao Bao'er.

"Hey, our little Bao'er is getting more and more beautiful..." Auntie Fat held the little Bao'er in her arms, feeling very curious.

"Hee hee hee..." Little Bao'er giggled, twisted her body in Auntie Fatty's arms, and sat up comfortably.

It is rare for a little girl to be praised for her beauty, and Xiao Bao'er is certainly no exception.

"Hahaha, you see, our little Bao'er likes me the most..." Auntie Fat saw that Little Bao'er liked being with her so much, she was immediately proud.

Wei Qingqing curled her lips and said, "Bao'er, tell Fat Grandma, why do you like to be hugged by Fat Grandma???"

"Hee hee hee... soft, warm..." Xiao Baoer said with a smile.

"Hahahahaha..." Both Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing laughed loudly.

"So that's why you care about the fat grandma??? Then the fat grandma doesn't care about you anymore. Hurry up and find your father..." Auntie Fat deliberately put on a straight face, trying to drive the little guy away, and she seemed to be hugging the little guy My son's arm is not relaxed at all.

"Hee hee hee, Bao'er likes Fat Grandma..." Little Bao'er hurriedly flattered Aunt Fat.

"That's more or less..." Aunt Fat said, pinching the little guy's nose.

"Hehe, it's getting late, it's time to cook, Qingqing, you stay with Auntie Fat in the house, I'll cook for you..." Yang Ming said, took off his coat and put it on the clothesline , and then put on an apron.

"No, I'll go with you to help. Let Aunt Fat show you my skills today so that you can taste our Northeast cuisine." Aunt Fat rolled up her sleeves.

"What's the matter? Here's the restaurant? Your northeast cuisine is good, but our North China cuisine is not made of mud..." Wei Qingqing said with a smile.

"I just found out that you girl is really bad, thanks to the good first impression you gave me..." Fat Aunt narrowed her eyes and scolded Wei Qingqing.

"Hehe, let her deceive you??? But you two really have the same place..." Yang Ming tied the knot on the back of the apron and said with a smile.

"Oh? What's the same???" Aunt Fat asked curiously.

"Love, marriage..." Two words popped out of Yang Ming's mouth.

"Yang Ming, what nonsense are you talking about?" Wei Qingqing's little face flushed instantly, and a pair of beautiful big eyes were full of burning anger.

"Ah??? I, I, I, I didn't say anything..." Seeing that the situation was not good, Yang Ming slipped away immediately, so he should hurry to the outhouse to cook.

"Qingqing, I never thought that you would chase after Yang Ming..." Auntie Fat looked Wei Qingqing up and down with unbelievable eyes, but she immediately thought of the female policeman on the train "No, I heard people say that you look so ugly and have pimples all over your face. It seems that it is probably true..."

"Who did you listen to? Was it Yang Ming? Don't listen to his nonsense..." Wei Qingqing was shy and angry at first, but now that Auntie Fat knows how ugly she used to be, she is almost terrified. Some feel ashamed.

"I didn't..." Yang Ming could hear the people in the room talking outside, and quickly denied it.

"Do you think I believe it?" Wei Qingqing's little silver gritted her teeth.

"You really wronged Yang Ming about this matter. It wasn't Yang Ming who said it. I heard it from a policewoman on the train when I came here. She said she was an alumnus of your cousin Tong Yu. Pass you..." Fat Auntie felt that Wei Qingqing was really in a hurry, so she said quickly.

"Tong Yu's alumni???" Wei Qingqing's face was livid, and she really felt that she couldn't understand her hatred for her cousin. Although, she also knew that she shouldn't put the account on him. body.

Coincidentally, when Wei Qingqing didn't know how to get angry and wondered if she was going to wrong her husband again, her cell phone rang, and when she picked it up to see the caller ID, it was her good cousin Tong Yu.

"Hello???" Wei Qingqing quickly connected. Although her face was turning green, she still controlled her voice and tried to make her voice as gentle as possible.

"Ah, sister, is my brother-in-law home yet?" Tong Yu was quite concerned.

"It's here, I just got home, but thank you for your concern..." Wei Qingqing's tone was very kind, but that livid face scared little Bao'er so much that she hid her little face in Auntie Fatty's arms.

"Hehe, speaking of it, I was the one who provoked so many things. If you don't blame me, I'm relieved." Tong Yu said.

"Well! You and Xiaodie want to have a good time, you know..." Wei Qingqing said.

"I know, I know, thank you for your concern..." Tong Yu said again and again.

"Okay, is there anything else?" Wei Qingqing said softly.

"Ah...this...isn't it..." Tong Yu suddenly hesitated and hesitated.

"Hi! Why are you being polite with your sister?" Wei Qingqing encouraged.

"That's how it is. I have an alumnus, she, she wants to get two dogs, let me ask you..." Tong Yu said.

"Oh? Alumni?? Got two dogs? Why did you remember me..." Wei Qingqing asked.

"Well, she heard that your family has a lot of Dalmatians, so... she wants me to help her get you a pair..." Tong Yu said.

"Who did she listen to?" Wei Qingqing asked.

"That she listens... she listens to what I say, what I say..." Tong Yu said.

"What does she do?" Wei Qingqing asked.

"Look at what you said, my schoolmate is not just a policeman, she is a policeman on a train, she wants to get Dalmatians to be a police dog..." Tong Yu said.

"Marshal? Is it a woman?" Wei Qingqing's eyes were cold.

"Ah, yes, on the line from Shenyang to Guangzhou..." Tong Yu said.

"Tell her, it's impossible..." Wei Qingqing gritted her teeth and said bitterly.

"Sister, what's the matter with you???" Tong Yu was so frightened that white hair sweat came out. The cousin was just a gentle angel, but suddenly, she turned into a vicious devil. Scared.

"What's wrong??? You told that alumnus of yours that he wanted my dog, but there was no way..." Wei Qingqing yelled into the microphone, then hung up the phone with a snap.

"Qingqing, I'm bored...why are you so impatient?" Aunt Fat said in a low voice.

Little Bao'er had been frightened for a long time, and pitifully huddled in Aunt Fatty's arms, not daring to move.

"Look at you, what are you talking about??" Yang Ming walked into the room and looked at Wei Qingqing with some reproach.

"That's it for me..." Wei Qingqing sat on Kang Yan'er angrily, her face pulled.

"You scared the child..." Yang Ming stroked Little Bao'er's forehead.

This time, Wei Qingqing didn't make a sound, but her face was still not good-looking. Those ugly days were the biggest hurt in her life. Time and time again, she thought she had thought about it, and she didn't care anymore, but Once someone mentions it, she still can't help but get angry.

"Yeah! You guys are chatting in the house, and Bao'er and I go out to cook..." Auntie Fat knew that they should be given a space to talk properly, so she carried Bao'er in her arms and went to the outer room .

"Fat grandma, let's go to Westinghouse, the Westinghouse is delicious..." Xiao Baoer whispered.

"Okay, okay, let's go to the Westinghouse..." Auntie Fat carried Little Bao'er into the Westinghouse.

Only Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing were left in the room.

"What's the matter with you? What kind of wind are you smoking?" Yang Ming sat next to Wei Qingqing.

"You don't care..." Wei Qingqing said angrily.

"Hmph... Now is the new society, where men and women are equal. If you dare to talk to me like this in the old society, I will push you up and slap your ass, do you believe it?" Yang Ming said.

"You smoke..." Wei Qingqing simply knelt on Kang Yan'er and pouted her butt.

Yang Ming was dumbfounded. If in the past, the couple would have smoked if they were joking around, but now, Wei Qingqing has a baby in her belly, and if he dares to touch it, it would be no joke. Not to mention whether Wei Qingqing was in a hurry with him, if his mother found out, would she have to skin him?

"I said, are you finished???" Yang Ming stretched out his arms, gently wrapped her arms around her waist, and gently moved Wei Qingqing into his arms.

"Let me go..." Wei Qingqing said angrily.

"Is it over??? Isn't it just a disgusting pimple on the face? I can't mention it in this life???" Yang Ming was also a little annoyed, this is really endless.

"Bring it up, mention it... I didn't say I wouldn't let you mention it..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Look at you..." Yang Ming held her in his arms and looked into her eyes, "You're crazy again, can you be normal??? I'm that bad in your eyes?"

"Stop changing the subject! What are you doing talking about yourself???" Wei Qingqing pouted.

"You have nothing to do with me? You are my daughter-in-law. What did I tell you before? I thank you for your pimple face. If you don't have this pimple face, you may not be able to tell whose wife it is! Eighty percent of the children will slap you now." Soy sauce..." Yang Ming said.

"A donkey's lips don't touch a horse's mouth..." Wei Qingqing rolled her small eyes, "Why do you say you are so bad in my eyes? The reason, I want to know the reason, what you just said, can't match ..."

"You have to know that your husband is not a coward. I can stop Gu Pan from tempting me because I have you in my heart. Do you think that I can stop Gu Pan now, but I couldn't stop that ugly Wei Qing back then?" Qing??? How many times do you want me to tell you that you can imagine me as a pervert with special hobbies, but I can’t deny one thing, you forced me to get a marriage certificate, I am really beautiful in my heart ..." Yang Ming said.

"You will coax me..." Wei Qingqing's eyes were watery, her nose was sore, and her small mouth was pursed high.

"Hehe, that ugly Wei Qingqing, in your eyes, is a devil and a nightmare, but in my eyes, she is an angel, a fairy..." Yang Ming said quite nastyly.

"Returning to angels? Returning to fairies? Are angels so ugly? Are fairies so scary?" Wei Qingqing snorted, but her tone improved a lot. Every time she lost her temper, as long as Yang Ming said something nice, she would be so angry. The children disappeared faster than they came.

"We are not familiar with angels, but fairies, there are definitely ugly monsters, has Zhong Kui heard of them? They are super awesome people who can be as ugly as town houses..." Yang Ming said.

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(End of this chapter)