Chapter 240 Elegant
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"Speaking of which, the air here is really much stronger than that on the earth..." Sitting by the fire, throwing a piece of wood on the fire from time to time, Lao Huang sighed and said.

"That's right..." Yang Zhengfang also let out a long sigh. Holding a stick, he fiddled with the fire to make the fire burn more vigorously. "The air here is good, and the fire grows big..."

"Hey..." Wei Jianguo smiled mysteriously, leaned over slightly, and said in a low voice, "I just don't know, there are some wild animals here. It would be great if I took a gun and walked around in the woods..."

"Huh???" Yang Zhengfang and Lao Huang's eyes became brighter and brighter. It was obvious that Wei Jianguo's words had tickled their hearts. Thinking about it, they even wished they could go into the woods now and explore it. .

The three heads touched together, and the six eyes glanced at each other, wondering what thoughts they were thinking.

"Did you see those three people?" Zhao Fen hugged her grandson, tugged at his son's sleeves, and turned her mouth towards the three people who got together, "The three of them must not be thinking of anything good..."

"Mom..." Hearing the disdain and contempt in his mother's mouth, Zhang Yang was a little confused, so he could only ask softly, "What's the matter?"

"That old Huang is simply a stinking hooligan, there is no one worse than him..." Dare to say, Zhao Fen still remembered that when she entered the space gate, Lao Huang insisted on being with her.

"Ah???" Zhang Yang opened his mouth wide, but he was curious, and asked softly, "Mom, how did Uncle Huang offend you?"

"Him?" Zhao Fen pursed her lips, and said after a long while: "Playing a hooligan..." Obviously, Zhao Fen wanted to tell his son more about Lao Huang's other problems, but after thinking about it for a long time, he really couldn't think of Lao Huang being a hooligan. Besides, what's wrong...

However, this hooliganism alone is enough to make Zhang Yang furious. If the person being hooliganized is an outsider, and he is sure that the person being hooliganized will not suffer any substantial harm, with Zhang Yang's personality, he will definitely watch the show beside him happily. , and even, he would make do with it, laughing at the victim along with the hooligan, but the one who was tricked by the hooligan was his mother...

"Mom, tell me how he played hooligans with you..." Zhang Yang said softly, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"You know, mom is not a talkative person..." Zhao Fen pondered, first emphasizing her own personality to her son.

"I know, I know..." Zhang Yang nodded quickly, his voice was extremely soft, "You still tell me, this old man Huang, how is he playing hooligans with you?"

Zhang Yang's tone didn't dare to be harsh at all, he was afraid that his tone would startle his mother, and he didn't dare to tell him the whole story.

"When you were on Earth just now, you dragged Fangfang into the door. After you all came in, this old man insisted on coming in with me..." Zhao Fen said with her mouth curled.

"Uh..." Zhang Yang choked, with a strange expression on his face, "Just because of... this matter???"

"Too hooligan, I don't care how old I am..." Zhao Fen glanced at Lao Huang disdainfully, then cleared her throat, and spit out a mouthful of phlegm, "I'm..."

"Uh..." Zhang Yang wiped the sweat off his forehead, swallowed his saliva, "Oh my god, this old Huang is really a rascal, after a while, I'll find a place where no one is around, and beat him up , I’m giving you a bad breath, what do you think?” The voice was as soft as a kitten stepping on cotton.

"You can't hit people..." Zhao Fen pouted, "This matter shouldn't become a big deal, or if your father finds out, he must have some idea, which is not conducive to the stability and unity of our family. For an outsider , causing disharmony in the family, making it uneconomical..."

"Yes yes yes..." Zhang Yang answered again and again, with a cute, obedient and sensible look, but he curled his lips in his heart: "Do you think Dad is so stingy??? If such a small thing can make Dad I was so angry that I became a beauty, I am afraid that my father has already lost his limbs..."

"Family harmony and everything is prosperous, a harmonious family needs everyone to work together to maintain it..." Zhao Fenyu educated his son earnestly.

"Yes, yes, yes...you are right..." Zhang Yang nodded his head vigorously, as if he was listening to the instruction.

"Alas..." Zhao Fen sighed, "One more thing is worse than one less thing, it's all common people's fault, bear with it if you can..." There was a trace of helplessness in his tone.

Hearing the mother's helpless sigh, Zhang Yang's face turned black, and he wanted to cry in his heart: "You told me that one more thing is worse than one less thing. If you can bear it, bear it. Why do you still do such helpless things?" Expression??? Do you really want me to beat Uncle Huang for such a trivial matter???"

Zhang Yang showed an angry expression on his face, and said in a puzzled way: "Mom, don't worry, I am your son. I have always listened to you since I was a child. If you don't let me beat him, it's his luck. Otherwise, I'll beat him to the point where I can't take care of myself..."

"Uh..." This time it was Zhao Fen's turn to be astonished. She didn't expect her son to follow her words. You know, although she didn't want her son to beat Lao Huang up, but a little lesson can help her. Let her follow the breath in her heart, how can she think...

"You are still so obedient. Mom really didn't hurt you for nothing..." Zhao Fen smiled reluctantly, "My child, you have to remember that children who love to fight are not good children. That's right, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky..."

"Yes, yes..." Zhang Yang nodded again and again, "How dare my son forget what mother said one day??? My son will always remember it in his heart..."

"..." Zhao Fen pursed her lips and looked at her son with displeasure and helplessness in her eyes, but more of aggrieved as she muttered in her heart, "This little bastard is really too cunning, Don't you guys fight??? When you were in school, you either broke someone's nose or pulled out a lock of their hair, and when it came to your mother's business, you pretended to be a good baby..."

"Haha..." Zhang Yang laughed, "Mom, I'll talk to my godfather and the others for a while..." As he spoke, he put his ear close to his mother's ear, "If there is a chance, I will avenge you. Although you can't beat him, you have to make him look ugly..."

"Don't, don't, don't..." Zhao Fen's face was beaming with joy, but he kept 'persuading', "It's just us here, if you play tricks on people, it's too obvious, and it's easy for people to see , let’s say that we are all colleagues who work for Yang Ming, so don’t affect the relationship between colleagues in the future..."

"Mom, you're still sensible..." Zhang Yang pretended to be educated, but his brows were frowned, "But, you are a big man, so you don't care about him, why don't you let me offend you, my son? I will never feel at ease for the rest of my life..." Zhang Yang sighed for a while, with an unusual resentment on his face.

"How about..." Zhao Fen pondered for a while, "Let's teach a little lesson, don't be too serious..."

"Got it!" Zhang Yang smiled and responded softly, walking towards Yang Zhengfang and the others, with his back to his mother, but with a wry smile, he muttered in his heart: "Uncle Huang, don't blame me, as for the other... Uncle Wei Or godfather???"

"Oh!" Zhang Yang muttered in his heart, walked up to the heads of the three of them, sighed lightly, and patted the backs of the two of them with two big hands, and said with a smile: "You three What are the old people muttering here? I'll join in with you too!"

"hiss……"

The sound of gasping for breath came from Yang Zhengfang and Lao Huang at the same time. Zhang Yang's slap really hurts too much. It is likely that he will get a red mark. Yang Zhengfang stared and said in dissatisfaction. : "You boy, what are you doing so hard? This is a living person, not pork on the chopping board..."

"This young man has quite strong hands..." Lao Huang gritted his teeth in pain, and frowned.

"Hey hey..." Zhang Yang smiled coyly, with a look of embarrassment on his face, and said timidly: "I'm sorry, I didn't control it for a while, which made my energy a bit stronger. Are you all right?" Mom, seeing that she was smiling with satisfaction, turning around with the child in her arms, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, a slap is enough, even if she is not satisfied, she can't slap again, otherwise, the one who gets slapped should be Your son is gone.

Zhang Yang's timid appearance made the three of them get goosebumps.

"It's okay, it's okay, you guys have to remember, we are all old people, not like you guys..." Yang Zhengfang grinned.

"You boy, you are really cruel. There is a burning pain on your back..." Lao Huang said with some dissatisfaction.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Zhang Yang bowed again and again, and said with a flattering smile: "Didn't I see that the three of you seemed to be discussing something fun? I just heard something like 'hitting hair' , 'Take a trick' and the like..."

"Hush..." As soon as Zhang Yang said that, he saw the three old men put their index fingers together in front of their mouths.

Zhang Yang was frightened by this momentum, and couldn't help swallowing secretly.

"You boy, don't be so loud..." Yang Zhengfang squinted his eyes, his voice was extremely low, and he looked around like a thief, as if he was afraid that anyone would hear him, "We don't know each other well here, if Qingqing Fangfang and the others know that we are going to wander around in the woods, and we are finished..."

"You kid, you've been messing around since you came here. If you dare to talk nonsense, see how I'll let your brother-in-law deal with you..." Wei Jianguo glared at Zhang Yang and threatened viciously.

"Are you willing to move?" Lao Huang said leisurely, rubbing his index finger across his nose and rubbing it lightly.

"He's my son-in-law, you said I'd like to invite you???" Wei Jianguo's eyes popped out, "No, what should I invite him for? I'm his father-in-law, so I will order him. How dare he not?" listen?"

"What if he dares?" Lao Huang laughed.

"I'll let my daughter divorce him, and the child's surname will be our family's old Wei's surname..." Wei Jianguo said, laughing wickedly, his eyes were unfocused, obviously lustful in his heart.

"What beautiful things are you thinking of??? Ah???" Yang Zhengfang was anxious at the time, "You want my grandson to be named after you. In your next life, you..."

If it weren't for the fact that he deliberately lowered his voice for fear of being heard, Yang Zhengfang's voice would definitely be able to travel [-] miles and awaken the dragons from ten directions.

"People say that boys and girls are the same. I let my daughter give birth to a son with my surname. Is it still breaking the law?" Wei Jianguo was also a little displeased.

"If you have a child, you must have the surname of our old Yang family. Our old Yang family's incense is strong, so we can consider whether to share some with your old Wei family..." On the principle of incense inheritance, Yang Zhengfang is a little None will budge.

"You..." Wei Jianguo still wanted to argue, but he really didn't care about this matter.

"You two take a step each. Anyway, Qingqing and Yang Ming are young, let them give birth to ten or eight big fat boys, and the two of you will share equally..." Lao Huang came up with a bad idea.

"Family planning can..." Wei Jianguo paused in the middle of his words, and then smiled, "Yes, didn't you say that? The domestic policy will be relaxed soon, and besides, even if the policy is not relaxed, it will not Let them live here??? Hehehe..." As he spoke, he laughed wickedly.

"That's right???" Yang Zhengfang's brows kept twitching, "As long as the children don't get bored, we can't stop them from having as many babies as they want, right?" As he said that, Yang Zhengfang also laughed wickedly.

In other words, absolutely no one would think that there are too many grandchildren.

"Alas..." Zhang Yang raised his head towards the three of them, "Should we go?"

"Where are you going?" Looking at Zhang Yang's mysterious appearance, Lao Huang unconsciously became mysterious.

"Of course we're going into the woods..." Zhang Yang said, looking around, "Let's leave now, otherwise, Fangfang and the others will come back in a while, if we want to leave again, we won't be able to..."

"Let's go..." The three of them definitely did not have a procrastinating personality. They greeted in a low voice, and the four of them sneaked away.

However, the four of them thought they walked cleanly without leaving any tail behind, but they would never have imagined that behind them, there was a slim figure following them at a leisurely pace.

Yang Ming and Zheng Dongfang came out of the Light Gate, and what they saw immediately surprised them.

"I don't know where you two are from?" A polite voice sounded, and an old man in a high crown and fancy clothes cupped his hands towards the two who appeared suddenly, and said.

"This is..." Yang Ming didn't bother to answer the old man's words now. He was dazzled by everything in front of him. Here, it turned out to be a huge garden. The style of the garden was completely Chinese classical beauty. The world tree that made them appear here seems to be a landscape tree in this huge garden. The giant tree with a height of [-] meters does not appear to be great at all. How big is it.

Looking at the old man in front of him again, his attire seems to be that of an ancient Chinese person, especially the clothes on his body are exactly the Hanfu that Yang Ming's clothing company specializes in.

Zheng Dongfang was also shocked. He was worse than Yang Ming. He looked around and murmured: "We... Gudu... Could it be that we have traveled to ancient times?" The voice of swallowing saliva was abnormal. loud.

"Excuse me, where are you from? What's your business in the old man's house?" The old man's tone was calm, and he was not surprised at Yang Ming's sudden appearance.

"Uh..." Yang Ming suddenly came back to his senses, and cupped his hands, "Old man, we may have come to the wrong place, so let's take our leave..."

"Wait a minute..." The old man raised his hand, "Since you two are coming from the sacred tree, you might as well sit in the living room..." He said, making an invitation letter with one hand.

"The style is quite good, and there are some ancient Chinese styles, or..." Zheng Dongfang said, and glanced at Yang Ming, "Let's go in and sit down???"

"Alright..." Yang Ming pondered for a while, then nodded, "However, we can only sit for an hour at most, and after an hour, we have to leave..."

Yang Ming still has calculations in his heart. This planet is obviously a civilized planet. According to the alliance law, it cannot be an agricultural planet. I am afraid that Zheng Dongfang has taken a fancy to this place and wants to develop here.

According to the law of the alliance, this kind of behavior is absolutely not allowed, because this kind of behavior will interfere with the progress of civilization here. No matter how much people of high civilization pay attention to democracy and human rights, they will unconsciously become local upper-class figures , while oppressing indigenous peoples.

"Okay, okay..." Zheng Dongfang said yes, "I listen to you, I listen to you..."

"Both of you, please..." The old man bowed slightly, and the word "please" had a long tune, which had quite an ancient rhyme, which reminded both of them of the sentence that the younger brother shouted at the top of his voice in an ancient costume TV series: "Guest officer, upstairs please..."

Of course, the word "please" was spoken very elegantly by the old man, without the philistinism and flattery of the younger brother.

The old man led the two of them through the pavilion and corridor, and entered an antique living room, where the guests and the host were seated separately, and a maid who looked like a butterfly dressed in flowers served refreshments.

"This tea is produced in Zhongzhou. It is osmanthus osmanthus flowers from the osmanthus tea tree on Tianwu Mountain. It is a scented tea that is finely roasted through multiple processes such as steaming. It can improve eyesight and detoxify a hundred poisons. Please use it... "The old man said, took a tureen and gently moved the tea leaves, and took a sip.

Yang Ming and Zheng Dongfang looked at each other, Yang Ming nodded slightly towards Zheng Dongfang, then picked up the tea bowl, imitating the old man, and took a sip gently. Even if the tea is poisonous, it will never hurt them , Their physique is not afraid of any toxins at all.

Seeing Yang Ming nodding, Zheng Dongfang also picked up the tea bowl and sipped lightly, following suit.

"Good tea, so fragrant..." Yang Ming sipped the tea, shaking his head. In fact, he didn't know what was so good about the tea, but there was a fresh floral fragrance that lightly hit his taste buds.

"Zhaza..." Zheng Dongfang took a sip and smashed his mouth. "It's really good tea, it's full of fragrance..." He said, shaking his head slightly, with the look of 'I'm a master of tea ceremony'.

"Oh???" The reaction of Yang Ming and Zheng Dongfang made the eyes of the calm old man brighten, and for the first time his face showed surprise, "Can the two of you taste the aroma of this Osmanthus Cloud tea???"

"Of course..." Yang Ming nodded, "There is a faint fragrance in this tea. After tasting it carefully, I can't taste anything. It's really weird..." As he spoke, Yang Ming shook his head slightly, with a smile on his face. A pair of puzzled expression.

"Hahaha..." The old man laughed loudly, "The reason why this osmanthus cloud tea is so precious is because of its seemingly invisible fragrance..." After a pause, the old man explained: "Osmanthus osmanthus tea, The scent of flowers is tangy, rich and gorgeous, and it is really a vulgar thing. However, after many processes, this vulgar fragrance has been diluted to nothing, but it has become an elegant thing, which is eagerly sought after by talented scholars, beauties, and nobles... "

"So that's how it is..." Yang Ming nodded. In fact, he didn't understand at all.

Seeing Yang Ming's expression of "I understand", Zheng Dongfang, who also didn't understand much, was depressed, curled his lips, and muttered: "Isn't it just tea?"

"Hahahaha..." The old man laughed loudly, "This tea is not elegant, and people can't taste the fragrance. The two of you can taste the faint fragrance, which is enough to prove that you are really elegant people..." He said , and kept shaking his head, stroking his beautiful beard with one hand, as if to say: "Unfortunately, I am also an elegant person..."

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