The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 54 Farce
"If you talk about this season, it's almost ahead of the yellow birds. The environmental damage has been too serious in recent years. The climate is abnormal, and the migration patterns of many migratory birds have changed. We can only try our luck in the mountains." Uncle Huang and Uncle Liu walked side by side on the gravel road in Zhengjia Village. Uncle Huang was holding a strange birdcage in his hand. Inside the cage was a little yellow bird. The cage was about two feet long and one and a half feet wide. But the space where the yellow bird was located only took up a quarter of the cage. On both sides of the cage, there were two open canopies. Corn ears, under the canopy is a small mechanism, this small mechanism is like a one-way door, with a small pendant at the bottom, if a bird presses it, the small door will be pressed down, and the bird will be pushed down. Slide to the bottom of the small space, and then the small pendant exerts force, and the mechanism will be closed. The bird cannot push it open from the inside, and it will not come out after falling into it. The small space below carries a Xiaomener, the caught bird is taken out from here.

This thing is called Rolling Cage, and that little yellow bird is called Niaoyouzi. Niaoyouzi is used to attract the same kind.The sound attracts the same kind, and as long as the attracted bird eats the bait on the tent, it will fall, and then the small tent on the other side will be opened, and the bird that fell into the trap If it hits the mechanism below, it will fall into the small space below.

"You are a real person, aren't you just a yellow bird? There are many birds in the bird market. If you want to buy one, you have to go all the way to the mountains to catch it yourself..." Uncle Liu carried a bird on his shoulder. A small cloth pocket, some dissatisfied complained.

"Aren't I avoiding Lao Li? That bastard is always playing with his cat. I'm dizzy looking at it. Maybe I'll move in a few days." When Uncle Huang mentioned Lao Li, he was furious. .

"No price, they are old neighbors for decades, what can't be solved? Let me tell you, your family should quickly adopt a dog. If there is a dog in town, see if their cat dares to go. "Old Liu said.

"I think so too, but my wife is most afraid of dogs. If I raise a dog, it's okay for her to be anxious with me. The key point is that I'm afraid that I'll scare her into something bad." Lao Huang said.

"What's so scary about dogs?" Old Liu was puzzled.

"There is nothing to be afraid of. The key is that when she was a child, she was bitten by a dog. Since then, she has run away when she sees a dog."

"I only heard that once bitten by a snake, I was afraid of well ropes for ten years, and now I was bitten by a dog, and I avoided it for ten years." Lao Liu chuckled.

"You know what, you didn't see her ass..." Lao Huang suddenly realized that this involved his wife's privacy, so he quickly stopped talking.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't see it, I didn't see it..." Old Liu nodded with a smile.

The two walked around and came to the innermost part of Zhengjia Village, outside a small courtyard with a big willow tree at the door.I only heard an old lady's angry voice coming from inside: "You little bastards are fighting against me too? The three of you are grown-ups, are you still afraid of these little bastards? Hit me, anyone who dares to block the way, let me Kill it..."

"What's the matter?" Old Liu whispered.

"Who knows? Have a look."

The two old men tiptoed to the outside of the yard of Yang Ming's house. They poked their heads and looked in. They saw an old lady and three young men surrounded by a bunch of puppies in the spacious yard. , the old lady was angrily scolding the three young men, but the two old men could tell that the old lady was deliberately lowering her voice.

"Look at him, there are so many Dalmatians..." Old Liu sighed in admiration.

"What's wrong with Dalmatians? Look at the biggest one, it looks like a bear!" Lao Huang pointed to the little bear.

"It's not a big deal, do you see how tacitly these puppies cooperate? It's like forming a formation, and there are three reserve soldiers at the door." Lao Liu pointed to the three hybrid dogs guarding the door.

"Which one of them will win? Do we want to help?" Lao Huang said.

"Who are you helping? People or dogs? These four people obviously hit people's doors." Old Liu still had some knowledge.

"Let's fight, persuade, otherwise, it will be troublesome if there is a real fight. If these puppies bite, they will have to be vaccinated against rabies." Lao Huang said.

"You're quite enthusiastic. You won't fall in love with the old lady, right?" Old Liu smiled badly.

"What are you farting? Is she comparable to my wife?" Lao Huang gave Lao Liu a hard look.

"Anyway, the butt is better than sister-in-law's..."

"Say it again, say it again, I'm in a hurry with you..." Old Huang's face darkened.

So, the two old men also entered the courtyard, and Lao Liu said with a smile: "I said, if there is any conflict between the neighbors, let the village committee mediate."

"Yes, yes, auntie, this is someone else's house. Let's go back. They all live in the same village. They don't know what to think of us when they come back." Zheng Dayong quickly persuaded Grandma Bao'er in a low voice.

"Which group are you from?" Grandma Bao'er glared at Zheng Dayong, then looked at Lao Huang and Lao Liu, "Where did you come from? Isn't it too lenient?"

"So the owner is not at home? Let me tell you, big sister, you are breaking into a private house. If someone calls the police, the Public Security Bureau will have to arrest you." Lao Huang hopes to use the majesty of the law to mediate the dispute.

"That's right, auntie, if we get caught by the Public Security Bureau, we won't be able to be human anymore. The three of us haven't married a wife yet." Zheng Dahan said.

"You three bastards, get the hell out of here. Without the three of you, I wouldn't be able to bring my granddaughter back?" Grandma Bao'er was so angry that her teeth were itchy and she walked towards the door of the outer room. Go, face the little bear blocking in front, just raise your leg and kick.

However, none of these puppies are fuel-efficient, and the especially big little bear has the blood of a bear. As soon as Grandma Baoer's little foot kicked the little bear, this guy immediately took a bite. Bite off Grandma Bao'er's toes. Fortunately, she has bound feet, and her feet are a little deformed. This bite only bit her shoes. When he missed it, he was thrown a big somersault, staggered and fell to the ground, and then screamed like a pig.

The bite of the little bear was like an attack signal, and the rest of the puppies rushed towards the four of them together, some of them bit their arms, some of them bit their ankles, some of them bit their ankles, some of their butts gnawed their butts, and the three little stupid dogs directly Biting the lifeblood of the three young men, the three of them saw that this guy was too cruel, they didn't care about the pain, let alone their aunt, and ran away. The three of them ran away, and the puppies stopped after chasing the door. down, and then came back to clean up the old lady.

"Madam, wife...too ruthless..." When the puppy attacked, Lao Liu and Lao Huang hid aside, watching the human-dog fight in horror, Lao Liu's upper teeth were knocked out.

"Stop..." Just as Dahei was about to make the final blow, biting off the old lady's neck like a wolf's trachea, Xiao Bao'er finally came out of the room, and immediately stopped, and those who followed her, And Liu Nannan, the little girl's face is also very ugly, these seemingly cute puppies are so ruthless, they really want to kill people.

The puppies understood Xiao Baoer's words, and immediately dispersed, but they still turned their heads to look at the old lady from time to time, as if warning her.

In fact, Grandma Baoer didn't have many injuries. These puppies rushed forward together. They looked scary and didn't bite hard. At most, they left a tooth mark on her body, bleed a little, and finally killed her. , was the blow launched by Dahei, that was the real fatal blow, but it was stopped by Xiao Baoer in time.

It was only a few breaths from the dog's attack to Xiao Bao'er's call to stop, and even Xiao Bao'er didn't know that her voice saved her grandma's life.

"Grandma, are you okay?" Little Bao'er wiped away her tears and helped her grandma to sit up.

Grandma Bao'er was almost scared to death just now, and now she was sitting on the ground gasping for breath. After hearing what Little Bao'er said, she immediately shook her arms, threw Little Bao'er far away, fell to the ground, and cried : "You bastard girl, don't be hypocritical here, and have the same virtue as your shameless coquettish mother..."

Liu Nannan quickly helped his cousin up, and glared at Grandma Bao'er.

"Our mothers and daughters are of the same virtue. I will teach you a lesson today, and I will try to trick my daughter in the future. Our old Liu family will never end with you." Sister-in-law Liu heard ghosts crying and wolf howling from the next door at home, and immediately ran over. As soon as I came here, I saw the scene where Grandma Bao'er pushed her daughter somersault, and immediately became angry.

"You slut is disobedient to women, just wait for me, I can't deal with you little rascal." Grandma Bao'er got up, and was about to go out after turning around.

"..." Mrs. Liu gritted her teeth angrily, wishing she could go up and tear her mouth, but she didn't move.

As soon as Grandma Bao'er went out, she saw Zheng Dayong, Zheng Dazhuang, and Zheng Dahan coming with the old Zheng's family. She immediately became more courageous, and she cried when she sat on the ground: "My God, I How can I live in the future, this wicked family let the dog bite people..." With a long voice, it was like singing an opera, and she slapped her thigh vigorously after crying. of this model.

"What's the matter? Why did you come here?" The person who spoke was Zheng Dabao, the village party secretary. He was going to the village for a meeting, but before he left the village, he saw a group of old Zheng's family holding sticks. , surrounded Yang Ming's house mighty and mightily, Zheng Dabao was afraid that something might happen, so he hurriedly followed.

"Brother Dabao, this family has a dog that bites people..." Grandma Baoer cried and complained.

"He's not at home, what are you doing at his house?" Zheng Yu walked out of the crowd with a cold face at this moment, looking at the three young men with teeth marks and blood marks on their bodies, "Why are you here?" gone?"

The three boys have been afraid of this neurotic Uncle Zheng Yu since they were young. Zheng Dayong stammered: "Uncle, it's... Baoer is at their house, aunt... wants to pick up Baoer..."

"Clap clap clap..."

After three consecutive slaps, Zheng Yu unceremoniously slapped each of these three people, "What did I tell you? Forgot the fuck? Who dares to come here to make trouble, just slap me in the face, Your fucking wings are stiff, aren't you..." Zheng Yu yelled anxiously, and kicked the three of them fiercely one by one, turning the three young men into gourds, and the three of them Get up, turn around and run.

"Zheng Yu, don't worry about our family's affairs. This is not Zheng Yunqian's house anymore. He sold it long ago, and he doesn't want to see you for the rest of his life..." Grandma Bao'er roared.

"I don't want to see me for the rest of my life... I don't want to see me for the rest of my life..." Zheng Yu muttered, his eyes turned red instantly, staring at Grandma Bao'er, and walked towards her step by step.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Why are you provoking him? Why don't you run away?" Zheng Dabao has been paying attention to Zheng Yu's reaction, seeing that he has gone crazy again, he immediately came up and hugged his waist, and directed at Grandma Bao'er Roaring loudly.

Grandma Bao'er thought that Zheng Yu married a daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law was pregnant with a child, and the family was concerned, and the madness would be cured. Who knew that was not the case at all. This guy would still be crazy when he should be crazy. I was so frightened that my soul flew away, and I ran to my house even rolling and crawling.

Zheng Dabao couldn't hold Zheng Yu alone. In the end, several young men came together to restrain him, and then dragged him back to Zheng Yu's house.

A farce has finally come to an end.

"The people in the mountains are really amazing..." Lao Liu and Lao Huang huddled in the corner, trembling all over, and Lao Liu's legs were shaking like chaff.

"No wonder it is said that troublemakers come out of poor mountains and rivers. This is really... so scary..." Lao Huang was calmer than Lao Liu, and he knew to hold his rolling cage tightly. Fortunately, the rolling cage is made of iron. If sorghum poles It's made of bamboo strips, and it's broken in an instant.

"Meow..." With a meow, a big black cat came out of the east wing, walked slowly to the courtyard, and then walked to the bloodstains, kicked its hind legs, and buried the bloodstains. Guys, also know how to clean up the scene.

"Yes... Meow... I know who this is..." The moment Lao Huang saw Meow, his face turned pale, and the rolling cage in his hand fell to the ground with a 'slap'.

"What do the two uncles do?" Mrs. Liu asked.

"Gu, these two old grandpas are trying to persuade you to fight." Liu Nannan said with a pale face.

"Thank you two uncles." Mrs. Liu thanked quickly.

"You're welcome, let me say, big sister, do people always die in your village?" Old Liu kept blinking his eyes.

"No, no, just come here once in a while. The one who hit someone just now was a bit out of his mind, and he fell ill when he was stimulated." Mrs. Liu explained briefly.

"It's okay, it's okay, peace is the most important thing..." Old Huang heaved a long sigh of relief, today was really exciting, first there was a human-dog fight, and then a lunatic showed his power.

"Xiaofen, come out with me..." At this time, Zheng Dabao shouted outside the fenced yard.

"Come right away..." Mrs. Liu responded, and said to Bao'er: "Bao'er, my sister was scared today, so I took my sister to the hot spring to play." Turning around, she walked out of the courtyard.

"Oh!" Xiao Baoer responded, then took the young lady's hand and went to the hot spring.

"Let's go too..." Lao Liu and Lao Huang walked out together with their arms, this is a place of right and wrong, the farther away the better, the farther away the safer.

The two old men fled in panic, and just walked 200 meters, a transport vehicle stopped in front of them, one side of the window was rolled open, and Yang Ming poked his head out: "Uncle Huang, Uncle Liu, how did you get to Zhengjia Village?" coming?"

"It's you, young man? Oh? Isn't this the girl who bought flowers? Are you a family?" Lao Huang raised his eyes and saw Yang Ming's face through the car window. Wei Qingqing next to her.

"Yes, this is my wife." Yang Ming opened the car door and jumped out, "Why are you two in such a mess?"

"Young man, do you live in the innermost part, with a big willow tree at the door?" Lao Liu said.

"Ah, yes? What's the matter?" Yang Ming was a little puzzled. At this time, Wei Qingqing also got out of the car.

"That's right, it almost killed someone. Your dog is too powerful. If you hold down the old lady, you will die. Fortunately, the little girl stopped it in time." Lao Huang said with lingering fear.

"Huh?" The young couple were shocked, got into the car quickly, and hurried home to have a look.

Seeing the transport truck rushing away, the two old men glanced at each other, and Old Liu said, "Shall we go and have a look?"

"I'm not going, Miaomiao is at their house..." Lao Huang hugged the bird cage tightly, shaking his head.

"I miss that big parrot, why don't you wait here, I'll go back and have a look." Lao Liu said.

"Let's go together. I've never seen you like this. You've already sold it to someone else. What a waste of time." Lao Huang muttered, and walked back first. Lao Liu shook his head and followed quickly.

When Yang Ming and the others returned home, Zheng Dabao was coming out of Mrs. Liu's house, "Don't worry, you are Bao'er's biological mother and her first guardian. This is clearly stipulated in the law, unless you have no guardianship ability. Otherwise, no one can take it away."

"Thank you, Uncle Dabao!" Aunt Liu laughed.

"I said why did you look so ugly yesterday? If your in-laws dare to rob you, our old Zheng's family will not agree, and will support you two." Zheng Dabao laughed.

"Hmm!" Mrs. Liu felt her nose a little sore.

"Uncle Dabao, what's the matter?" Yang Ming got out of the car and walked over, followed by Wei Qingqing.

"Yang Ming, you have too many dogs, they are all biting people, you have to take care of them." Zheng Dabao said with a smile.

"How many bites? When we came back, we met two uncles. They told me that someone was almost killed at home. What happened?" Yang Ming asked.

"Bite four people, it is Grandma Bao'er who insisted on adopting Bao'er, and came here with three cubs to snatch people. This person is really, how old are you all, can you still bring children? Let the dog It deserves to be bitten." Zheng Dabao said dissatisfied.

"Want to snatch Bao'er? Where's Bao'er?" Wei Qingqing asked hastily.

"I didn't take it away. At that time, Bao'er was watching TV at your house. Her grandma took someone to break into your house and was stopped by your dog. Now Bao'er and her sister are at your hot spring." Liu Sister-in-law said.

"That's good..." Wei Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief, she still cared about Xiao Baoer very much.

"Did Grandma Bao'er get bitten? I'll go and see her..." Yang Ming hurried to visit Grandma Bao'er's house.

Aunt Liu knew Bao'er's temperament very well, and knew that if Yang Ming went, there would be no good words, so she quickly stopped him and said, "Don't meddle in this matter, just give the vaccine money and nutrition."

Yang Ming thought about it, and it was the same thing, so he said to Wei Qingqing: "Qingqing, go and get 1 yuan."

Wei Qingqing hurried home and took 1 yuan from the cabinet.

"That's what I meant." Yang Ming handed the money to Zheng Dabao.

"Give it to me. I'll send it to them. I still have something to say to them." Before Zheng Dabao picked it up, Mrs. Liu reached out to take the money, then turned around and walked towards Grandma Baoer's house.

ps: Ask for recommendation, ask for collection...

(End of this chapter)