madman and kidnapper

Chapter 16 There's a joke
The kidnapper fell asleep until the sun was completely gone. When he opened his eyes, his eyes were full of darkness. The kidnapper stretched out his hand in front of his eyes to compare a few times, but he couldn't see where his hand was.

"Daughter-in-law? Guangzong?" The abductee didn't know which nerve was wrong, and actually wondered if he was blind, and suddenly panicked.

"What's the noise? Why don't you let others sleep when you're full?" The woman's annoyed voice came from next to her ear, which startled the kidnapper, but it also made the kidnapper feel at ease, waiting for his eyes to slow down. After getting used to the darkness, the kidnapper realized that there was not even moonlight outside.

"Oh, I thought I was blind, what the hell, I was scared to death." The kidnapper fumbled to the window sill and looked up into the sky, but he really didn't even see the shadow of the moon, only two or three stars. in the sky.

"It's a bad day, if you've had enough sleep, go out and take back those logs, and finally dry them, so that they don't snow and crack."

The woman also stood up and took a look, feeling that something was wrong, but she couldn't stand the cold air outside the bed, so she turned her head and went back.

"Oh, good." The kidnapper turned around and pulled the light cord, and the room was bright again. The kidnapper put on his clothes, put on a woman's padded jacket, and got out of bed.

Standing by the door before waiting for the door to open, I heard the wind outside the house whistling. The kidnapper pushed the door a few times, but it didn't open. The wind pushed the door too firmly.

"My God, what a mess this is going to be."

The kidnapper clicked his tongue twice, and with a vigorous effort, he finally pushed the door open. The kidnapper swallowed his mouth, tightened his clothes again, gritted his teeth and walked out.

"Damn it!"

The woman in the house heard the voice of the kidnapper outside the window being blown to pieces, and she knew it in her heart. It seemed that there was a blizzard about to fall.

Against the strong wind, the kidnapper moved back and forth several times to move the flower pots and soil into the wing room. After thinking about it, he went out to look at the pigsty. The corn stalks had already been blown into it, and the whole thing was pressed into the pigsty, but the shape was not the same. It didn't disperse, and the kidnapper saw that it was just right, it could keep out the wind, and the rabbit couldn't run out, so he went into the house and threw some rotten vegetable leaves into it, and ignored it.

The woman was also made sleepless by the commotion, and she went down to the door to watch the kidnapper busy, waiting for the kidnapper to come in, the two of them locked the door behind them, and waited for the heavy snow to fall.

"Let's stew a Chinese cabbage tonight." The kidnapper looked at the leftovers in the house. The bacon and other things that were hung outside were taken into the wing room by him, and there were only a few Chinese cabbage left in the house. A dry piece of bacon.

The woman pawed a few times behind the pile of cabbage and pulled out a bag. There was less than a handful of vermicelli left in it, and it seemed that it was not enough for a few chopsticks.

"That's the only way to go. Did you put away all your things just now? Judging by the posture outside, I don't know if it's snow or rain."

"Put it away, don't worry," the kidnapper lit the fire, and went out for a while, his hands were frozen cold, and now he was very stiff even holding things, "It must not be raining. When it doesn't rain, it's about the same as in previous years." There will always be a heavy snowfall, and I guess there will be no cars on the road tomorrow morning."

After all, the kidnapper is from the countryside, and he has lived more than ten years longer than the woman, and has more life experience than the woman.

The woman nodded and did not speak again. As soon as the fire was lit, the temperature in the room rose slowly. The two of them roasted by the stove for a while, and chatted for a while until the water in the pot boiled. Just started cooking.

The woman never asked the kidnapper to help when cooking, because she hated him for helping more and more, so the kidnapper who had nothing to do had to turn a corner and go into the back room to tease Guangzong.

Kidnap likes Guangzong the most, especially when he sees Guangzong being raised white and fat. His love is so rare that he almost overflows. He doesn't mind Guangzong being a cheap son at all. Willing to give, of course, the kidnapper is indeed so poor that he has nothing left.

"Guangzong, Guangzong, are you bored at home by yourself?"

The kidnapper grabbed Guangzong's little hand, squeezed it, Guangzong babbled it, squeezed it again, but Guangzong became angry, and slapped the kidnapper on the face, but that little force might not be able to kill a fly, so the kidnapper grabbed Guangzong's hand Put it in your mouth, and smack it with a "baji".

"Hey hey." Guangzong pulled his hand out of the kidnapper's mouth in disgust, and seeing the shiny little fists, he wiped the quilt in disgust.

"Little heartless, wait for that woman to give birth to a younger brother, and see if I want you." The kidnapper pretended to frighten him, but when he saw that Guangzong ignored him, he squatted in front of him resentfully.

The woman brought the meal in a short while. Besides the cabbage vermicelli, she also steamed a few sweet potatoes. The kidnapper put the table on the kang, and the two older and younger gathered around the table and ate with relish.

"It's better to have less vermicelli," the kidnapper scooped up a few chopsticks and found that the vermicelli was gone. If he didn't eat enough, he smashed it twice in his mouth, "I'll buy some later when I come back."

The woman obviously didn't eat enough, so she couldn't help but look up at the kidnapper, "I'll buy a few packs when I sell that pile of stuff later, and I can't eat enough of this stuff."

As soon as the topic mentioned those things, the kidnapper couldn't hold back his curiosity, and insisted on asking why, the woman got impatient with him, and slapped the table, startling both the kidnapper and Guangzong .

"Why, why don't you stop asking?" Kidnap swallowed quietly, with a cowardly look on his face.

"Won't you shut up sooner?" Women can't understand his cowardly appearance, but kidnappers are always like this. In fact, women still misunderstand. For women.

"Let's wait and see. If there is no traffic jam tomorrow, we will go tomorrow. If there is traffic jam, when will we go by sports car?"

"Go, go, where are you going?" The kidnapper whispered less and less under the woman's stare.

"Go to town! Shut up! Eat!"

"How can you eat with your mouth shut... Oh, don't hit me!"

Early the next morning, the two woke up at the same time, and the first thing they did when they woke up was to look out the window. Sure enough, the heavy snow outside the window was extremely dazzling, and the white ground blinded them both.

"Is this going to work?"

The kidnapper carefully glanced at the woman, who nodded gloomily, sighed, then turned around and got back under the covers.

"Since I can't go today, I'll sleep for a while."

The muffled voice of a woman came from under the bed. The kidnapper heard the words and touched his belly, feeling that it had already started to play tricks. He turned and looked at his son, who was sleeping with his head covered like a meat ball. The kidnapper stopped for a while, He went down to the kang like an appointment, intending to get some food.

The kidnapper went down from the cellar and brought up a few sweet potatoes, scooped up a few handfuls of peanuts, and planned to make sweet potato porridge. He was sitting in front of the stove burning the pot in a daze, when he heard a knock on the door outside. .

"Like a funeral."

The kidnapper cursed secretly, he still remembers what his mother said, knocking on the door like this, isn't it like reporting a funeral.

"Here we come!" Kidnap put on a coat and walked out. As soon as he got out of the yard, he was caught by the wind, "Here we come! Don't knock!"

The kidnapper was suffocated by the cold, and even his temper was set on fire. When he pulled the door open and saw who was standing outside the door, he felt his forehead twitching.

It was Li Zhiyuan who came, last time his mother-in-law spilled cow blood on the ground in front of the kidnapper's house, which just caused the kidnapper a bad luck.

"Hey, what gust of wind brought your old man here."

The kidnapper leaned against the door frame to learn the crooked accent in the opera, but he failed to learn the melodious tone of the singing, but the yin and yang aura in it sternly swayed Li Zhiyuan.

"Okay! Look at your turtle-like appearance, stop talking here at the door, go in and talk."

As he said that, Li Zhiyuan pushed the kidnapper away, and walked in the door, the kidnapper was thinking about the woman still asleep in the back room, so hurriedly rushed to rush into the room and closed the door of the kang room.

"Come on, let's just talk here, the one inside is still awake." After the kidnapper finished speaking, he clearly saw the wrinkles on Li Zhiyuan's old face tremble a few times, and felt as sick as if he had eaten a fly.

"I can sleep well. It's good to be young."

Li Zhiyuan nodded with a smile, and found Zhang Mazha to sit down by himself. While sitting, his eyes were not idle to look around. Finally, smelling the sweet potato smell wafting from the pot, he said with a smile: "Haven't you had breakfast yet?"

The kidnapper thought to himself: "That's not true. If I didn't get hungry and get something to eat, I guess I'm still sleeping soundly at the moment, who would open the door for you."

Thinking about it this way, he became even less angry: "That's right, I was just about to eat, so if you have anything to say, hurry up, and it won't take up your time when you finish."

Who knew that Li Zhiyuan didn't seem to be able to see the displeasure of the kidnapper, he waved his hands quickly:

"Not busy, not busy, since I didn't eat, it's just right, I didn't eat either, I just happened to join you in a fire, you call your woman out, and we eat together."

What he said made the kidnapper dumbfounded, and he thought to himself that he really didn't treat himself as an outsider. However, the kidnapper has been eating since he was half a child. He really has no face to accuse others of being thick-skinned. If he refuses, he can't say anything. Opening his mouth, Li Zhiyuan seemed to have grasped his point, and before the kidnapper responded, he opened the pot and started serving porridge.

The kidnapper had no choice but to go into the house and try to wake up the woman. There was not much porridge in the first place. Divide more drinks.

As soon as the kidnapper entered the room, he turned around and closed the door, afraid of being watched by the outsider, but when he turned his head, he found that the woman was already fully dressed and sitting on the kang to dress Guangzong.

"Oh? Why did you wake up?" Kidnap wondered, "Didn't you say to sleep a little longer?"

The woman was putting a sweater on Guangzong, when she heard the kidnapper's words, she glanced at him angrily:
"You two have been howling like broken gongs for a long time, can I sleep, not only I can't sleep, you can ask Guangzong, can he sleep?"

After the woman finished speaking, Guangzong rushed to the edge of the kang to look for the kidnapper just like Ying Jing, and the kidnapper was so frightened that he hurried over to hug him.

"Then I can't help it. Who knows why the old man came here so early in the morning?"

The kidnapper explained helplessly that the two people's voices were not too low, as for whether Li Zhiyuan outside the door heard them, the two of them didn't seem to care at all.

"Hurry up and tidy up and get the quilt up. I'm going to move the table onto the kang, and go to the temple for nothing to see what he wants to do."

As the kidnapper said, he stuffed Guangzong back into his mother's arms, and went to move the table in the back room, and the woman folded the quilt to the side and opened the door. Li Zhiyuan was sitting by the stove outside the house, listening As for the movement in the room, suddenly the door opened, Li Zhiyuan took a look, and saw a juicy little daughter-in-law standing by the door and looking at him, her eyes straightened a little.

"Yo, kidnapper and his wife, are you awake?"

Li Zhiyuan didn't seem to notice the gloom on the woman's face, he went straight to pick up the two bowls on the pot and entered the room, the woman went over to pick up the remaining two bowls, followed Li Zhiyuan and rolled her eyes.

"Come, come, come on the kang."

After Li Zhiyuan put the two bowls on the table, he turned around and took the bowl from the woman's hand. Whether it was intentional or not, Li Zhiyuan's rough old hands slipped over the woman's white fingers, so when he turned around, The woman showed off the whites of her eyes again.

The three sat cross-legged on the kang, and Guangzong sat cross-legged on the woman's lap. At first, no one said a word, only listening to the sound of porridge drinking in the room, one after another. Finally, when the kidnapper reached the second bowl, Li Zhiyuan couldn't hold back at the side, in fact, it wasn't that the abductee was calm, it was mainly because his chest was stuck to his back since he woke up early in the morning, and if he was so delayed, his eyes would be filled with stares, so when he arrived at the dinner table, he An old man is really not as attractive as a bowl of porridge.

(End of this chapter)