madman and kidnapper

Chapter 2 A kidnapper marries a madman

Li Guaizi's face was grinning, he was used to being naughty, and he didn't pay much attention to the people in the village, but today he looked at everyone's faces with indescribable strangeness, and his heart felt numb. After rubbing his hands together and coughing once or twice, he called out in a rare weak voice:

"Village head? Village head?"

At this time, the village chief seemed to have just recovered, put his hand on his mouth, coughed lightly, pulled the woman beside him and said:

"Li Guaizi, look at you all day long, are you still in good shape? You, what time is it, are you still drying seedlings here?"

While talking, he poked Li Guaizi on the forehead, as if he hated iron for being weak.

"Didn't you kid clamor for a daughter-in-law all day long, and you don't have a head for yourself. Seeing that there is no queen at such an age, how do you let me see our ancestors after I die? Cough cough, this village will decide for you. If you have a daughter-in-law, you have to treat her well."

As he spoke, he pushed the woman forward, and for some reason there was a reluctance on his face.Li Guaizi was stunned. He instinctively thought that the village chief was joking. In the past, when he was clamoring to ask the village chief for a wife, the village chief pointed at the pretty girl in the village and said, "Why don't you give her to you?" Daughter-in-law?" Li Guaizi took it seriously at the beginning, and he nodded and groaned in response. At this time, the village chief would give him a big head, and scold him for not knowing how to take pictures of himself. Later, Li Guaizi also knew what the village chief meant, and when he heard the village chief mention such words again, he would scold and walk away first, so when he heard these words, Li Guaizi cursed subconsciously:
"You old bastard who chopped off his head, and made fun of me again. It's cool under the tree, so hurry up and stay there."

Unexpectedly, when the village chief heard this, his unattractive face immediately darkened, and he opened his mouth and scolded:
"Who's making fun of you! You've been calling for a daughter-in-law all day long, but now it's delivered to you and you still dare not take it. What a fucking worthless thing."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Guaizi didn't respond, and the little girls in the circle laughed, shaving their faces one by one, laughing at Guaizi's worthlessness.The kidnapper was stunned for a moment, looked up at the woman's face, then at the village chief's face, then pinched his own thigh, and then he really came to his senses, and asked tremblingly:

"You really want to be my daughter-in-law, you didn't deceive me."

As he spoke, he pointed at the woman, and then at himself.This is the village head, for some reason, his cloudy face suddenly dissipated, and he patted the kidnapper on the shoulder kindly, and said with a smile:

"Yes, I just give you a worthless one, but you have seen this daughter-in-law. She looks handsome and looks good, but you also know that you can't get this kind of woman based on your conditions. She ah , something is wrong with my brain."

As he spoke, he curled his lips and poked his head with his right hand.When Li Guaizi heard it, he instantly understood. No wonder such a good woman would follow him. Feelings are stupid. He just looked at those empty eyes and that expressionless face, and for some reason he felt a twitch in his heart. Shivering, but soon, this little thought was scattered by the little desire in my heart, the woman is so beautiful, it doesn't matter if she is stupid or not, it's like this, I turned off the lights at night, and got under the covers to do the same.

"That's all." Spit on the palm of your hand and rub it again, with a look of loss on your face, but you can't wait to answer, "If you are stupid, be stupid, a fool is better than nothing .”

After talking, he started to drag people, for fear that someone would change his mind. This kind of "good thing", after passing this village, there will be no such shop.

But the hand that had just been stretched out was stopped by the village party secretary. The kidnapper thought he was going to repent, and his eyes turned red immediately.

"Brothers, don't be busy, don't be busy," the village party secretary patted the monkey's anxious hand.

"There is something I must tell you clearly. After you listen to it, you can decide whether to marry this daughter-in-law. That's it. This woman came in from the outside, and I don't know where the roots are. When she came, she was big. Stomach, if there is only such a woman, the village may not care about it. After all, she is an outsider. Who knows what grievances there were in the past, but the trouble now is that this woman gave birth to a baby, and now the baby cannot be ignored. Children, innocent, so, now that the village has thought about it, you don’t have a wife yet, so it may be difficult to find a wife. Although this woman is a bit stupid, you can see her appearance. It’s true. That's right, as for this child, you don't have one yet, so just raise it as your own son for the time being, and take care of your family right after birth, and he will definitely be filial to you in the future. Besides, if you don't have a cub in the future, it's not ready Is it..."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the kidnapper spat back three mouthfuls:

"You don't have an offspring. I'm amazing. You take this woman as my wife. I have a baby every year."

As soon as this sentence came out, the unhappiness of the village party secretary who was spit all over his face suddenly burst. The people in the yard laughed, and the girls in the yard laughed and laughed, "Fuck you, one a year, You are like an old sow hugging a nest."

Then there was another burst of laughter, and the village chief clapped his hands while laughing and said:

"Don't brag, you idiot, it's fine, this matter will be settled in this way. In this way, this woman and this child will change their surnames to Li in the future. You have to treat the mother and child well. In the future, you should also manage the business well and have a family. people."

Then he waved his hand and greeted the people in the courtyard:

"Okay, okay, we're all gone, go back to your own homes, don't disturb the couple's life, that kidnapper, I'll let you go tonight, and I'll send you the child tomorrow, let's go, It's gone."

Amidst the roar of laughter, everyone went out, and when they got to the door, they heard the kidnapper yelling in the yard,
"Whoever cheats is a dog, wait, one a year, see if I can do it!"

The village chief smiled, shook his head as he walked, and muttered, "It's a pity, it's a pity."

Someone nearby could hear clearly, leaned over with a wretched face, and said in a low voice:
"That little girl looks really good-looking, but it's a pity that she is a fool."

The village chief glanced back, and replied angrily, "It's not a fool, it's a lunatic."

That night, the lights at the kidnapper’s house were on all night, and the young boys in the village listened to the corner of the wall all night. The next day, the kidnapper came out of the door with a red face, and walked around the village slowly. The appearance of eating and drinking made the eyes of a lot of men red:

"Kidnap, what are you doing if you're not at home watching over your wife?"

Li Zhuang, who runs a small shop in the village, looked at the shaky figure, and for some reason, his heart burst into flames, pouted the grass roots in his mouth, and yelled at the kidnapper.Look at the kidnapper who seems to have been waiting for this sentence. As soon as Li Zhuang finished speaking, he swayed his head and fiddled, shook the rake he was carrying, and shouted back:
"Go to the field to see if the corn is ready, my daughter-in-law is still sleeping on the kang, I have to cook the pot, right?"

As he spoke, he didn't wait for anyone to answer, as if he had just found his way to the field, he turned a corner and walked slowly towards the several acres of wasteland of his house, not knowing what he could pick.

"Hey, picking up his ancestor's shit luck." Someone scolded behind him, "Why don't you raise a son for someone else? What's so beautiful?"

In the next few days, Li Guaizi seemed to have changed his temper. Every day, he ran into the field with a hoe and a rake. Seeing that the posture of getting up early and being greedy for night was a bit reborn. Some people in the village really thought that Li Guaizi took his wife In the future, I will become more diligent. Every time someone says that, someone next to me must sing the opposite tune.
"Fart, if he can change his temper, the sow will have to climb a tree."

After a few more days, the people in the village stopped their farm work, and the land passing by the kidnapper’s house was still bare, but the weeds grew lushly green, and finally some small seedlings came out and were all under the grass. Let’s take a look at the land There is also the figure of the kidnapper. A sharp-eyed person among the crowd suddenly saw under the big tree on the ground. I laughed and went home quietly, thinking about it, this rotten bone that has been lazy for nearly 40 years is rotten from the inside to the outside. If I want to get back up, I'm afraid it really needs to be replaced.

Just like that, the land of the kidnapper’s family became barren again. The kidnapper had never planted land before, and he became a beggar every meal. The rations for two and a half people were provided, and for the first few days the kidnapper still looked like a naughty man, sloppy and rolling around, standing at the door of other people's houses and not leaving. As before, few people can bear it, and they often give some leftovers The matter was dismissed, but now, everyone seems to be determined. Didn't you put it in front of the door? Yes, then I will step on you. But the trampling person is like deaf, so he just locked the door and left.

After four or five days, the abductee realized that this was not a problem, with his chest stuck to his back, so he got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and walked away cursing. On the stones by the roadside, the kidnapper looked at the golden land of other people's houses, and then at the green land of his own house. It was rare for him to feel sad. He had to eat, but his own land was overgrown with weeds, and he couldn't even see the shadow of wheat. No see, what can I do.

The kidnapper has lived for 40 years and has never turned his head. It is purely instinctive to play tricks on the rogue. Now that he has been thinking about it for so long, and he has not eaten for a long time, the kidnapper feels that his body has no strength at all. On the boulder, fell asleep.

After sleeping for about four hours, I saw the sun shining from the front to the western mountain, the kidnapper sniffled his nose, woke up with a groan, rubbed his eyes and looked around, all the people in the field had gone back, there was no one on the road, Hearing a sound of "grumbling", the kidnapper touched his empty stomach, looked at the darkening field, and slowly slid down the big rock, halfway through, when suddenly a thought popped up,

"Yeah, why don't I go to their fields and get some? I can finish it if I cook it myself?" After talking to himself, he suddenly looked around his mouth and eyes, and finally, his twitching cheeks were exposed. The wretchedness of the heart.

The kidnapper touched the field of the person who stepped on him at noon today. The tall corn field looked like a small forest under the darkening sky. The kidnapper took off his clothes, tied the sleeves behind his waist, and then Put an ear of corn in front, how much can one piece of clothing hold, plus the kidnapper's head is doing such a thing, he can't help but feel a little guilty, after filling his pocket, he rushed home in a hurry.

(End of this chapter)