madman and kidnapper

Chapter 26
The village chief wondered if he had seen the kidnapper too many times recently, why did he feel that he only saw him yesterday, but he came again today.

Looking at the smiling kidnapper outside the door, the village chief's forehead throbbed a few times. He took a deep breath, walked over quickly and slammed the door shut.

"Hey you old man!"

The kidnapper was unprepared, and was slapped all over his face. He hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold the door, and forced his way in through the crack of the door.

"Get out," the village head chased the kidnapper out like a duck, "I'm sure nothing good will happen to you."

Kidnap smiled cheekily and stood still:
"Don't worry, I'm definitely not looking for trouble this time. My wife said that I want to go to the city for a couple of days. I'm here to borrow a car from you. It's the old tricycle in the village. You said that car, I usually put it there, but no one uses it, so let me use it."

The village head had a hard face, and felt that he should not be let in.

"You said you didn't come here to find something? Borrow a car? The car is there, the key is, can you drive it?"

The kidnapper raised his head confidently, and said with a smile, "Why not? It's not a car. Once the gear is put on and the wheels turn, then I can definitely drive out."

The village chief was really too lazy to talk to this kind of person, so he turned around and was about to go back to the house.

Seeing that he had to leave, the abductee hurried forward and grabbed him, and the two crippled people pulled each other in the yard like this.

"I'm serious, what's so difficult about driving a broken three-wheeler? It's not a small car in the city. Even if I haven't driven it before, I've seen it a lot."

The abductee said relentlessly.

The village chief was so angry that he almost hit him with a walking stick: "You are so talkative, it's so easy to say, you used to ride a tricycle and you could fall into the pit, not to mention the one that ran out of gas, you fell into the pit by yourself." It doesn't matter if you die, you are not afraid of throwing your wife out of the way, if you ask me, that woman in your family is also messing around, you don't know it, and she doesn't know it!"

The two of them talked to each other, and continued to drag each other in the yard, and neither could convince the other. At this moment, someone came in from outside. Before the person saw it, they heard two sheep bleating at the door.

"Uncle, I brought you the lamb you wanted."

That person popped up from behind the screen wall, and the kidnapper saw that it was Li Chi.

"Yo, Brother Kidnap is here too," Li Chi was about to say hello to Kidnap, when he saw the fight between the two in the yard, "Uncle, you two... what are you doing?"

"Nothing, nothing."

The village chief and the kidnapper laughed together, and let go of their hands in unison, in a friendly manner.

Li Chi was holding two lambs in his hands, one was as white as the other, and his big eyes were raised, making the kidnapper feel strange for a while.

"Hey," the kidnapper hurried over, touching this and that, "It's so beautiful, look at this hair, there's not a single variegation, it's male or female..."

Attracted by Lamb, the kidnapper immediately forgot about business.

The village head winked at Li Chi, then slowly backed away, and quickly closed the door after entering the house.

Hearing the sound of the door being cut in, the kidnapper realized that the village chief had slipped away. Just as he was about to turn around and yell, he heard Li Chi behind him laugh out loud:

"No, brother kidnapper, what are you two doing? Why is my uncle avoiding you?"

The kidnapper wrinkled his face into a chrysanthemum, and sighed to Li Chi about how the woman gave him the task, and how the village chief refused to agree. If the village chief refused, how would the woman scold him when he returned home? When it comes to heartache, I almost cry.

"Forget it, Brother Kidnap," Li Chi patted Kidnap on the shoulder, "My uncle is right, those three-wheeled cars are really hard to drive, just now on the way I came here, I saw a car overturned by the side of the road, People were still lying on the ground waiting for help, and the blood was all over the ground."

"Then what should I do?" The kidnapper continued to have a bitter face, "The woman said that she wanted to go to the city these few days, and she herself had other thoughts, and she didn't want to take a car from the villagers, so she gave me an order, saying If I can't borrow a car, I won't go back."

Li Chi understood, and without asking what the woman was thinking, he patted his chest and said with a smile:
"Then if you are free today, I happen to be driving a pickup truck. Is it okay to take you for a ride? But I can't take you back. You will have to figure out your own way then."

"Good talk good talk!"

Kidnap's eyes lit up. In fact, he was also worried. Although he said nicely, but after all, he had never touched a car before, so he was really scared to let him drive.

The two agreed to go today, and just as they were about to leave the village chief's house, they heard the door behind him creak open. The village chief leaned on the door frame and called out to the kidnapper urgently:

"kidnapper!"

Hearing the sound, the kidnapper turned his head anxiously, looked at the village chief with his nostrils, and said:

"What's the matter? If you don't borrow my car, your nephew will give it to me, and the people from the city are generous, unlike you old man, pick it up!"

The village chief's mouth moved, but he didn't answer the kidnapper's provocation. Seeing him like that, he obviously wanted to say something but held back.

The kidnapper felt a little puzzled, gave the village head a strange look, waved his hand and left.

The village chief sighed and said to himself:

"It doesn't matter if you take it out, but it's still a question of whether you can bring it back. Oh, forget it."

The village chief shook his head and closed the door again.

When the two arrived at the kidnapper's house, the kidnapper told the woman about the situation, indicating that Li Chi could only send it off once, regardless of whether it came back. Well, she's confident she'll be back with only money before dark.

It wasn't until the woman and the kidnapper poured Ganoderma lucidum onto the car, that Li Chi understood why the kidnapper wanted to borrow a car, and why the woman didn't want to take a car from a villager.

"Sister-in-law's thoughts are really a coincidence."

Looking at the exquisite potted ganoderma lucidum, Li Chi couldn't help admiring. Although he knew that the ganoderma that had been picked were all "dead goods" that had stopped growing, they were all wooden. It will not rot for a long time.The woman dug the basin with wooden stakes, and saw that the sides of the basin were carefully polished with sandpaper, and the outer wall was painted with a thin layer of varnish, but...

Li Chi wrinkled his nose. The paint on the wood didn't look like it was newly painted. It must have been dried outside for a long time. Why is it still smelling so strong?

Although Li Chi didn't talk much, the woman noticed it and took the time to complain:
"I've been drying the previous batch for at least two months, and then I made some intermittently. The smell is still terrible, thanks to the broken paint bought by the guy outside."

The kidnapper who was loading the car outside sneezed shockingly.

A few people passed by from time to time on the road outside. As soon as he saw someone, the kidnapper covered the things with the tarpaulin on the car. When others asked, the kidnapper only said that he was going to follow Li Chi to the city to buy chicken feed. Those people He didn't doubt that there was him, he laughed a few times and went to his own business.

The woman went to Aunt Wang's house while she was free, and put Guangzong there temporarily, saying that she would bring him back at night. Aunt Wang liked Guangzong the most, so she had nothing to be unhappy about, and she promised to take good care of Guangzong.

After the woman came back, it took about a quarter of an hour before everything was loaded into the car. Li Chi's car was a pickup truck. Although the co-pilot could seat two people, the woman still drove the kidnapper to the back of the car in disgust. with.

The kidnapper had no choice but to spread a cushion on the back of the bucket, then went into the room and picked up a military overcoat lost by someone else, wrapped himself up tightly and sat on it.

(End of this chapter)