madman and kidnapper

Chapter 31 Just ask if you understand

The woman put the cardboard box in front of the booth, probably thinking that no one would come in the morning, so she sat aside and took a nap. Before she closed her eyes, she told the kidnapper that if anyone came, she would call herself, and the kidnapper was dizzy. Brain swelled and I answered, I felt like there was a Nezha in my stomach making a mess, and acid water was pouring out of the river.

The kidnapper tried hard to hold back and hold back, and finally, he couldn't help it anymore, and vomited on the ground with a "wow", which startled the woman directly.

"If you don't feel well, you won't go to the toilet?"

The woman was so disgusted, she covered her nose, tilted her head, and hurriedly took three or four steps back.

But the booth is so big, no matter how far you can go back, the sour smell of vomiting got into the woman's nose in an instant.

Women are obsessed with cleanliness. Although the obsession with cleanliness seems to have disappeared after arriving at the kidnapper's house, such an exciting scene like today has already exceeded the bottom line of a woman's tolerance.

The woman's whole body began to itch, she swayed unconsciously, her head became dizzy, and her stomach began to feel uncomfortable. Finally, the woman couldn't help but began to retch too.

The kidnapper felt much better after vomiting out the contents of his stomach. Although he was still a little uncomfortable, the symptoms such as "dizziness" were slowly subsiding. When the kidnapper regained consciousness, he found that his symptoms seemed to have shifted to the woman.

"Ouch..."

The kidnapper yelled in embarrassment, and wanted to help the woman in a panic, but was waved away by the woman in disgust. The kidnapper scratched his head, looked at the things he had spit out on the ground, and then remembered what he should do first.

Fortunately, there are cleaners in the market, and the kidnapper was embarrassed to let others clean up his dirty things, so he went to ask the cleaner for a mop, and came back to clean up the floor by himself.

The woman was obviously not doing well, and the kidnapper was really embarrassed. He just wanted to go out to buy two bottles of water and came back, but remembered that he had no money, so he had to turn back embarrassingly, and asked the woman for money before going out to find a store.

When the kidnapper came back, he saw an old lady standing in front of his booth from a distance, arguing with the woman for some reason. Just by looking at it, it could be seen that the old lady was not in a good mood. He wouldn't be very polite, and the woman's face was still a little sallow, and she always looked uncomfortable, so she could only deal with the old lady feebly.

After the kidnapper approached, he heard the conversation between the two clearly. It did not surprise the kidnapper. As expected, the old lady came to reason after seeing the cardboard box written by the woman. Listening to the meaning of the words, the old lady My wife should be one of the customers who bought potted plants yesterday.

"Auntie, as I said, I didn't increase the price to sell it, but just changed the way of saying it. Why are you still entangled?"

The woman's breathing was unsteady, her mind was full of muddleheadedness, and she lost the logic of when she was training the kidnapper just now. She just repeated these few words to the old lady, but obviously she couldn't make the old lady understand.

"Tell me about your daughter-in-law. You were quite sincere yesterday. Why are you being deceived today?"

The old lady grabbed the cardboard case, turned it over, pointed to the words on the reverse side, and said loudly:

"Look, yesterday's price was still marked on the reverse side, but today it's changed to another side, without even changing the price, and you dare to say that you have a discount. Are you not lying?"

The abductee thought to himself, it's broken, it's broken, it's a revelation, right? Just say it yourself, there's no need to make a fuss when you have nothing to do, and let someone catch you right away.

The woman was already in extreme pain, and slowly squatted on the ground covering her stomach, obviously unable to deal with the old lady.

When the abductee was so anxious that the top of his head was smoking, what the woman said in the morning suddenly entered his mind. The abductee took a step forward, grabbed the excited old lady, and forcefully pulled out a smile under the guarded stare of the other party.

"Elder Sister, Eldest Sister, don't be angry." When the kidnapper was not messing around, his face could rarely be seen as "honest". He held down the unreasonable old lady, trying to imitate the tone of a woman's speech, " My daughter-in-law is not feeling well today, so I didn't explain something clearly, elder sister, don't be angry, let me tell you about this, you are such a smart person, once I say it, you will understand."

The "serious" kidnapper really calmed down the old lady, but the old lady still held her breath, but stopped talking, waiting for the kidnapper's "explanation".

Kidnap searched deep in his memory for what the woman had said, and stammered a bit:

"Look at Sister Ha, although we haven't lowered the price, we haven't raised the price, right? It's just the same as yesterday. My daughter-in-law said that this is written to sell faster, and we are all doing small business. Yes, I don’t have time to run to the city every day, just hoping to sell things quickly so I can go home and grow crops, right?”

As soon as the old lady heard the kidnapper say that she wanted to plant crops, the anger on her face disappeared a little at a speed visible to the naked eye, but she still said stiffly: "If you are in a hurry to go home, you can sell it cheaper, it won't be faster ?”

When the kidnapper heard this, he felt happy. Isn't this the same as what he asked in the morning? Fortunately, the woman patiently told him a rare thing, so he could remember it.

"Big sister, big sister!" The abductee yelled in grief, and clapped his hands vigorously twice, "You look smart, why can't you figure this out?"

The "big sister" who was flattered looked at the kidnapper with a puzzled face, thinking what she didn't understand.

"Look," the kidnapper imitated the woman and listed the reasons, "First, our things are not broken, they are still in good condition, why should we lower the price, we are a small business, it is really not good to make money It’s easy. Second, you bought it at the original price yesterday, right? Yesterday it was so expensive, if we suddenly cut the price in half today, would you people who bought at the original price be happy? Don’t you feel bad? You actually asked me to sell it cheaper, what do you think, big sister?"

It was rare for the kidnapper to have a well-organized words and an exaggerated expression to successfully "wake up" the old lady. She slapped her forehead, let out an annoyed "Oops", and quickly turned her head to apologize to the woman squatting aside:

"Oh, big sister, it was the old sister who didn't think to understand just now. The words are serious, so don't take it to your heart. Oh, look at my brain, how can I be so confused..."

The old lady apologized incessantly. Seeing that the crisis was resolved, the woman breathed a sigh of relief, and waved her hand weakly at the old lady, signaling that she didn't mind.

After the kidnapper sent the old lady away with a smile on his face, the woman gave the kidnapper a rare smile:
"You are smart today."

The kidnapper was praised and laughed a few times triumphantly. After a while, he remembered the "business" and hurriedly handed the water to the woman's hand.

The woman was just disgusted by the abductor, and her obsession with cleanliness triggered a physiological reaction, which came and went quickly. After the woman drank the water and rested for a while, it was fine.

At this time, today's first customer finally came up, it was a young man, the woman gave the kidnapper a wink, and signaled him to continue sitting there, and she was also crooked there, with a look of indifference , let the young man stand there and watch.

The young man looked at it for a long time, finally picked up a pot, and shouted to the woman:

"Hey, boss, can you make this potted plant cheaper? If you are cheaper, I'll buy two pots."

The woman shook her head when she heard the words. Although she still didn't get up, she replied in a soft voice, neither courteous nor neglectful:

"It can't be any cheaper. I used to buy more than 300 things in a pot. Look at our things, the pots are all hand-polished, and the ganoderma lucidum is also wild ganoderma on the mountain. We went to the mountain to pick it early and late, but It’s hard work. Yesterday we sold more than 40 pots, and they were sold out in a blink of an eye. The remaining few pots are because I didn’t see them when I brought the goods, and they were leaked. There is no way, there are few things, and they can’t be sold. I can only sell it at a lower price, that’s all, why are you still bargaining with me?”

The woman sighed while talking, selling a bonsai was like selling a child, her face was full of reluctance.

"Stuff is really good stuff."

The young man nodded, holding the two basins fondly, reluctant to put them down, but still negotiating the price:
"Let's make it cheaper, drop it a bit, I'll take two pots, or I'll just take one pot."

The woman frowned and pondered for a long time, and finally, as if she had made up her mind, she nodded heavily:
"Okay, since you like it so much, I'll give you five yuan cheaper. This is already a loss-making business."

"Five yuan is still cheap?" The young man raised his voice, negotiating the price relentlessly, "One pot is ten yuan cheaper, and the total is two hundred and eighty. I will take two pots."

"Oh my God," the woman stood up quickly with an expression of disbelief, and rushed over to take one of the pots from the young man's hand, "Brother, I can't sell it, how about it, you still buy it One pot, I’m already discounted like this, it’s almost broken, and you’re still bargaining with me to stop people from doing business? Just take one pot, I won’t sell if there’s too much.”

The young man, Xu Shi, had never met a seller like a woman before. He stared for a moment, his originally calm expression cracked instantly, and he hurriedly shouted:

"Come on, talk about it again."

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, just sell a pot." The woman didn't give face, so she just put a pot in the bag for the young man.

Naturally, young people don't agree, and now even the kidnappers can tell that this young man really wants it, no wonder women have never bargained for him.

In the end, the young man who lost to the woman took away two pots at a price of 295 yuan.

"Aren't you afraid that he won't want a pot?"

After the young man left, the kidnapper leaned over to the woman and whispered.

"No," the woman shook her head, "You can see that his eyeballs are almost glued together, he must buy it no matter what, even if he doesn't buy it now, he will definitely have to come back after a few rounds, this kind of person, don't give too much money to him." many."

"Tsk."

Kidnap nodded in agreement, thinking that the young man was still too young.

Later, a few more people came one after another. The kidnapper thought that women would look at the dishes, and be indifferent to those who are interested, and warm to those who are not very interested. Unexpectedly, the woman adopted a unified policy towards everyone: love to buy Not buying.

"Don't go too far," the kidnapper reminded the woman in a low voice, "It's been a long time since I've been here, and I only sold two pots at the beginning, and there are still three pots left. Seeing that there are not many people today, you are really Do you want to come back tomorrow?"

"That's not true," the woman looked at the kidnapper strangely, and replied in a low voice, "Those people didn't even think about buying it. When they came over, their hands were behind their backs, and they didn't even touch it." Touching these things, it’s obvious that I’m here to watch the fun, am I just wasting my time?”

"That's not necessarily true," the kidnapper didn't think so, "I've seen it on TV before, people say 'customers are gods', and they have to be coaxed, maybe coaxed, people don't want to buy I bought it too."

"Don't make that bitch."

Regarding the kidnapper's remarks, the woman didn't say any more, she just dismissed the kidnapper with one sentence, which made the kidnapper depressed for a long time.

Facts have proved that the woman still knows the truth, because not long after, two middle-aged men who are obviously interested in bonsai came and took the remaining three pots of Ganoderma lucidum in their hands and looked at them for a long time. These two people are customers, seeing that these people are all mature-looking, the woman thought for a while, and felt that she couldn't deal with these two people like the young man on the other side, so she hurried over to meet them.

These two people are really difficult to deal with. Although they are both interested, women can't decide whether they will buy it. They are not so eager to talk, and they can buy it when they see it. Just buy it.

It was probably getting late, and the woman was also afraid that the things would not be sold, so she decided to do bloodletting, and played a few rounds of Tai Chi with the two men, and finally sold the remaining 360 pots for 3 yuan. All the bonsai under the package were sold out.

"Tsk, it can really let blood."

After the two men left, the woman patted her thigh quite painfully.

The kidnapper was happy, it was only around four o'clock, but the things here were sold out, and he and the woman could finally go back before dark.

The woman was also very tired. After packing up with the kidnapper, she went to the management room and handed over the key to the booth. After thanking Li Chi's friend, she left the market.

"Not in a hurry to go back."

After the woman went out, she stopped the impatient abductee, stood there and thought about it, and felt that there were some things at home that she should buy, so she thought that she would take advantage of this time to go to the supermarket in the city. Since the accident in Lizhuang, the village The new store is not ready yet, and it is really hard to buy something.

The kidnapper let out an "oh" and didn't have any complaints. Instead, he was very happy to follow the woman to have a look. He didn't have any inferiority complex, no matter how tattered his clothes were, he didn't feel ashamed to go to the mall, so he happily followed the woman walking.

The kidnapper has a big heart, which doesn't mean women don't care. I didn't think there was anything wrong in the market before. After all, the people doing business there were somewhat slovenly. On the street, women only feel as if there is a mop standing beside them, or a dirty mop.

"Stay away from me, don't stand next to me."

Taking advantage of no one, the woman yelled at the kidnapper in a low voice, and after she finished speaking, she hurried two steps to the front.

The kidnapper froze in place, as if he couldn't understand the woman's words, but the woman didn't look back at him, instead, she walked faster and faster, and she was about to disappear.

The kidnapper didn't care about being stunned, and quickly trotted two steps to catch up with the woman, but then remembered what the woman had just said, and suddenly backed away, falling dejectedly behind the woman three or four steps away.

(End of this chapter)