madman and kidnapper
Chapter 9
Chapter 9
As soon as the kidnapper entered the door, he saw his son Guangzong lying on the bed gnawing on his own feet, enjoying himself. The kidnapper pinched Guangzong's white and plump face, and couldn't help laughing. He went inside and took out the table On the kang, I packed some dishes and chopsticks and put them on the table. Then I took off my coat and trousers. I was just about to get on the kang when I suddenly felt the circle around my stomach. I remembered it, and I was stunned for a long time. , I forgot about Ganoderma lucidum.
In the eyes of the kidnapper, ganoderma is a good thing, but it is equivalent to pork, so he didn't care. He pulled out these ganoderma and put them on the dining table casually, and quickly lay on the bed by himself.
"Oh, it's so warm."
The kidnapper picked up Guangzong, lay on the bed by himself, and lifted his son up. Guangzong was not afraid, and babbled. Now that he counts, Guangzong is eight months old. The kidnapper remembers others The child at home could yell some simple words indistinctly when he was seven or eight months old, but looking at Guangzong, he was still babbling, unable to make a sound, and the kidnapper couldn't help feeling a little worried.
In fact, this cannot be said to be that Guangzong is stupid. Usually when the kidnapper and the woman are at home, the house is always quiet. The two of them don't communicate much, and they don't take Guangzong out. Template, how to copy.
The father and two were having a good time, and a scent from the kitchen got into their noses.
"The old hen stewed mushrooms, no, it's stewed tea tree mushrooms." Kidnap said to Guangzong with bright eyes.
He heard the sound of the woman scooping vegetables out of the pot, the sound of the woman putting the lid on the pot, and the sound of the woman carrying the vegetable pot into the house. When he turned his head, a large pot of old hen stewed tea tree mushrooms was in front of him. Shaking, so he heard the sound of himself swallowing again.
The kidnapper jumped up from the bed, staring at the pot of fragrant chicken with glowing eyes, and the woman also had glowing eyes. She put the vegetable pot down, grabbed the biggest Ganoderma lucidum on the table and shouted: "Isn't this Ganoderma lucidum?"
Only then did the kidnapper remember to ask for credit. Even though his mouth was already drooling, the kidnapper chose to answer the woman's question first: "Yes, do you recognize them? I picked them up on the mountain. The pig butcher in the village likes to drink. I will use them later." If you exchange these with him for pork, I don’t think we will have a problem with pork this winter.”
After speaking, he smiled proudly, very proud.
Unexpectedly, the woman's face, which was still smiling at the beginning, sank immediately after hearing this, and she let the kidnapper show how big the whites of her eyes were.
"Okay, let's eat. These ganoderma are useful to me, so don't worry about it. You can change it to pork, but you can figure it out." The aggressive look of the woman made the kidnapper very unbearable. Dare not say anything.
But the kidnapper felt in his heart that the woman must have ideas, so he left her alone, handed the woman a pair of chopsticks, and started working. The meal was very satisfying. Don't think that the tea tree mushroom is not as fat as a mushroom, but it is still The kidnapper picked out a piece of rotten potato, blew it cold, and handed it to Guangzong's mouth. Guangzong swallowed it in one gulp, without even chewing it, which frightened the kidnapper, for fear that Guangzong would choke on it. He ate so repulsively that he wanted another piece after eating one piece, and he lay beside the kidnapper's hand, looking very cute.
Kidnap looked funny. Seeing that Guangzong was eating well, he fed one piece after another. The woman was thinking about something at the table and didn't care about it. She put food into her mouth with dull eyes. Kidnap looked at the woman At a glance, seeing her like that, I muttered in my heart, thinking, could it be that I have fallen ill again?
A big pot of old hen stewed mushrooms soon bottomed out, and the family of three sat around the table drowsily. The woman suddenly remembered something, and she straightened up suddenly, "Are there any big rocks on the mountain?"
Kidnap was a little puzzled by the nonsensical words, "Yes, nothing else, the stone is not enough."
"What about tree stumps, thicker dead tree roots are also fine."
"That's true. Every year, people go up the mountain to steal trees, and the roots of the trees are left there."
"Tomorrow, go up the mountain to find large rocks and dead tree roots. Look for the ones that have not been bitten too badly by insects, and look for more intact ones. Look for more."
"Why do you want that kind of thing, burn it?"
"Where are so many nonsense, if you ask you to find it, you can find it."
"Oh."
The woman lay down on her own, and the kidnapper became clearer after talking to the woman. After tidying up the dining table, he also got into bed, without saying a word all night.
The next morning, the kidnapper went up the mountain before dawn as usual, with a sack in his hand, walking on the same road as yesterday, and there was a little snowfall last night, and the footprints on the ground were covered long ago. As he was walking, the kidnapper found the branch he had planted yesterday, so he continued to walk in. Before he could reach the rope tripper, the kidnapper found a series of animal footprints on the ground. He ran forward step by step, and when he reached the first rope, he saw something caught in the rope, and the kidnapper hurried to him.
"Hey, he's so big!" I saw a mountain rabbit being tightly strangled by a rope, lying motionless on the ground. When the kidnapper touched it, the rabbit was already stiff. "Why is it strangled? It's a pity."
It turned out that the kidnapper was tied with a rabbit buckle. This kind of buckle was laid flat on the ground and buried in snow. When the rabbit was running, any part of its body would be fastened instantly when it was brought to one side. The more it struggled, the tighter the tie became. His father went to the mountain to strangle rabbits. After his father left, he never strangled rabbits again, but even though nearly 30 years have passed, the skills he learned when he was a child are still tied to him, and he will never forget it.
The purpose of the kidnapper's rope laying flat on the ground is to hold the rabbit's legs and catch it alive. I don't know what posture the rabbit is running when it runs, but it can strangle itself to death.
"This silly rabbit." The kidnapper put the dead rabbit into a sack, wrapped the rope around the big tree to the other side, and buried it with snow as before.
Go back to the main road, continue walking, and when you reach the second mark, the kidnapper hears a thumping sound.
"This time there must be."
The abductee was overjoyed, and ran in again. Sure enough, from a long distance away, he saw a rabbit whose leg was tied, struggling with the rope. When he heard someone approaching, the rabbit struggled more violently. The abductee was afraid that the rabbit would break free. I rushed over, grabbed the rabbit’s neck, and pressed it to the ground. The rabbit’s hind legs kept kicking, and it hurt even when kicked on the kidnapper’s arm. The kidnapper grinned and untied the rope buckle from the tree. Wrapping the rabbit round and round, tying it alive into a "zombie rabbit", and throwing it into a sack, regardless of whether the living rabbit is afraid of seeing the dead one, carry it Continue to walk up the shoulder.
The kidnapper harvested two in a row, full of hope in his heart, and felt that the rope loops behind him would definitely not fail, but everything was like this, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, the kidnapper finished all the rope loops, and there was always only one life and one death behind him Just two rabbits.
Sitting next to Yuan Baoshi again, the kidnapper felt sweating all over his body. It was already dawn, and the kidnapper really wanted to go home and get into the warm bed to sleep, but he still had a task to do, and the woman asked him to find it. The big rock and the tree roots haven't been found yet. At this time, the kidnapper's stomach growled, and he took out a potato from his arms. It was still warm. The kidnapper gnawed it without even removing the skin. .
"Finish work early and go back early." The kidnapper told himself so, he put the sack on his shoulder again, and walked down another path on the top of the mountain. Cutting on the road, although this path is a bit difficult to walk, but there are few people walking on it, and the remaining tree stumps can be seen on the side of the road.
People in the village would not dare to steal those big trees that have grown for many years. Once that kind of tree is cut down, the village head said that people from the Forestry Bureau can see it from the sky. It seems to be monitored by satellites, and they steal trees. They are all for the purpose of burning fire. Usually, they pick the densely grown woods and cut down the trees as thick as the mouth of a bowl. After a few axes go down, a big hole is made. With a kick, the remaining stumps are left behind. In the field, some trees were infected by diseases and insect pests. In order to prevent the pests from flooding, the forest rangers cut down the diseased trees first, and left the tree stumps on the ground. What women want are these tree stumps.
The kidnapper made up his mind, and what the woman wanted was a tree stump or a stone. The stone was so heavy that she couldn’t walk with a few pieces, so she should bring a stump. When she saw a stump, she went up and stepped on it out of the ground. Once a pine tree is cut down, the roots below will be slowly corroded by insects, so as long as someone steps on it on the ground, the root will stick up by itself.Like this, the kidnapper stepped on eight or nine tree roots and stuffed them all into the sack, completely forgetting that there was a rabbit under the sack, and tied the mouth of the bag tightly, so that he carried it on his shoulder and went down the mountain.
It was not yet noon when the kidnapper returned. Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year. It is the day to welcome the son-in-law. A married woman takes her husband home to visit her father-in-law. Tu, with a huge sack on his back, asked with a smile, "What the hell, where did you steal this guy?"
The kidnapper spat at the man, and cursed: "I still use stealing people, who can catch up with my wife, and other old men look down on me."
The abductee who even talked about three Lao Tzus didn't even stop, and directly bumped away the people in front of him who were blocking the road and walked towards the house.
Many people were attracted by the movement here, including many wives and son-in-laws from the village. These people usually talk about kidnappers when chatting with their natal families, but they have not seen them for a long time and have no impression. Now they are looking at living people , They all surrounded the kidnappers like monkeys to watch.
No matter how thick-skinned the kidnapper was, he couldn't stand the burning sight of so many, so he quickly hurried towards the house.
When he reached the door of the house, the kidnapper unlocked it, rushed in and slammed the door behind him.
After entering the room, seeing the woman teasing Guangzong in a good mood, the kidnapper was surprised to find that there was a bag of pork on the pot table, "Where did this come from?" the kidnapper wondered.
"Who else is it but your good brother Li Zhiwang." The woman didn't even raise her eyelids, she just held Guangzong up and down, making the children quack with joy.
The kidnapper's face darkened immediately, "How did he get in? You feel uncomfortable if you don't recruit people for a day, don't you?"
The woman raised her head this time, with a mocking look on her face, "You locked the door so tightly, can he come in?"
"Then how did this pork come in?"
"He knocked on the door and asked me if I was at home. I asked him what he wanted to do, and he said, 'Sister-in-law, I'll bring you some pork, please open the door for me'." The woman learned it perfectly, "I said 'Can't you see that the door is locked from the outside, why don't you climb over the wall and come in', so he climbed the wall."
When the kidnapper heard this, he couldn't bear it any longer. He blushed and was about to get angry, but the woman stared at him: "I told him to throw the meat here first, and he threw the meat over without hesitation." , and then jumped onto the wall by himself, hahaha."
As if thinking of something funny, the woman lifted Guangzong up again, and Guangzong laughed happily, "Then he just showed his head from the wall, and I knocked him back with a stick, I listen The sound outside the wall, if you fall, you won’t die, it’s enough for him to be in pain for a few days.”
Kidnap was stunned when he heard that, he definitely didn't want Li Zhiwang to come in, he didn't expect women to be amazing at things, but it's a good deal to get a bag of pork for nothing.Thinking of this, he became happy again.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the kidnapper entered the door, he saw his son Guangzong lying on the bed gnawing on his own feet, enjoying himself. The kidnapper pinched Guangzong's white and plump face, and couldn't help laughing. He went inside and took out the table On the kang, I packed some dishes and chopsticks and put them on the table. Then I took off my coat and trousers. I was just about to get on the kang when I suddenly felt the circle around my stomach. I remembered it, and I was stunned for a long time. , I forgot about Ganoderma lucidum.
In the eyes of the kidnapper, ganoderma is a good thing, but it is equivalent to pork, so he didn't care. He pulled out these ganoderma and put them on the dining table casually, and quickly lay on the bed by himself.
"Oh, it's so warm."
The kidnapper picked up Guangzong, lay on the bed by himself, and lifted his son up. Guangzong was not afraid, and babbled. Now that he counts, Guangzong is eight months old. The kidnapper remembers others The child at home could yell some simple words indistinctly when he was seven or eight months old, but looking at Guangzong, he was still babbling, unable to make a sound, and the kidnapper couldn't help feeling a little worried.
In fact, this cannot be said to be that Guangzong is stupid. Usually when the kidnapper and the woman are at home, the house is always quiet. The two of them don't communicate much, and they don't take Guangzong out. Template, how to copy.
The father and two were having a good time, and a scent from the kitchen got into their noses.
"The old hen stewed mushrooms, no, it's stewed tea tree mushrooms." Kidnap said to Guangzong with bright eyes.
He heard the sound of the woman scooping vegetables out of the pot, the sound of the woman putting the lid on the pot, and the sound of the woman carrying the vegetable pot into the house. When he turned his head, a large pot of old hen stewed tea tree mushrooms was in front of him. Shaking, so he heard the sound of himself swallowing again.
The kidnapper jumped up from the bed, staring at the pot of fragrant chicken with glowing eyes, and the woman also had glowing eyes. She put the vegetable pot down, grabbed the biggest Ganoderma lucidum on the table and shouted: "Isn't this Ganoderma lucidum?"
Only then did the kidnapper remember to ask for credit. Even though his mouth was already drooling, the kidnapper chose to answer the woman's question first: "Yes, do you recognize them? I picked them up on the mountain. The pig butcher in the village likes to drink. I will use them later." If you exchange these with him for pork, I don’t think we will have a problem with pork this winter.”
After speaking, he smiled proudly, very proud.
Unexpectedly, the woman's face, which was still smiling at the beginning, sank immediately after hearing this, and she let the kidnapper show how big the whites of her eyes were.
"Okay, let's eat. These ganoderma are useful to me, so don't worry about it. You can change it to pork, but you can figure it out." The aggressive look of the woman made the kidnapper very unbearable. Dare not say anything.
But the kidnapper felt in his heart that the woman must have ideas, so he left her alone, handed the woman a pair of chopsticks, and started working. The meal was very satisfying. Don't think that the tea tree mushroom is not as fat as a mushroom, but it is still The kidnapper picked out a piece of rotten potato, blew it cold, and handed it to Guangzong's mouth. Guangzong swallowed it in one gulp, without even chewing it, which frightened the kidnapper, for fear that Guangzong would choke on it. He ate so repulsively that he wanted another piece after eating one piece, and he lay beside the kidnapper's hand, looking very cute.
Kidnap looked funny. Seeing that Guangzong was eating well, he fed one piece after another. The woman was thinking about something at the table and didn't care about it. She put food into her mouth with dull eyes. Kidnap looked at the woman At a glance, seeing her like that, I muttered in my heart, thinking, could it be that I have fallen ill again?
A big pot of old hen stewed mushrooms soon bottomed out, and the family of three sat around the table drowsily. The woman suddenly remembered something, and she straightened up suddenly, "Are there any big rocks on the mountain?"
Kidnap was a little puzzled by the nonsensical words, "Yes, nothing else, the stone is not enough."
"What about tree stumps, thicker dead tree roots are also fine."
"That's true. Every year, people go up the mountain to steal trees, and the roots of the trees are left there."
"Tomorrow, go up the mountain to find large rocks and dead tree roots. Look for the ones that have not been bitten too badly by insects, and look for more intact ones. Look for more."
"Why do you want that kind of thing, burn it?"
"Where are so many nonsense, if you ask you to find it, you can find it."
"Oh."
The woman lay down on her own, and the kidnapper became clearer after talking to the woman. After tidying up the dining table, he also got into bed, without saying a word all night.
The next morning, the kidnapper went up the mountain before dawn as usual, with a sack in his hand, walking on the same road as yesterday, and there was a little snowfall last night, and the footprints on the ground were covered long ago. As he was walking, the kidnapper found the branch he had planted yesterday, so he continued to walk in. Before he could reach the rope tripper, the kidnapper found a series of animal footprints on the ground. He ran forward step by step, and when he reached the first rope, he saw something caught in the rope, and the kidnapper hurried to him.
"Hey, he's so big!" I saw a mountain rabbit being tightly strangled by a rope, lying motionless on the ground. When the kidnapper touched it, the rabbit was already stiff. "Why is it strangled? It's a pity."
It turned out that the kidnapper was tied with a rabbit buckle. This kind of buckle was laid flat on the ground and buried in snow. When the rabbit was running, any part of its body would be fastened instantly when it was brought to one side. The more it struggled, the tighter the tie became. His father went to the mountain to strangle rabbits. After his father left, he never strangled rabbits again, but even though nearly 30 years have passed, the skills he learned when he was a child are still tied to him, and he will never forget it.
The purpose of the kidnapper's rope laying flat on the ground is to hold the rabbit's legs and catch it alive. I don't know what posture the rabbit is running when it runs, but it can strangle itself to death.
"This silly rabbit." The kidnapper put the dead rabbit into a sack, wrapped the rope around the big tree to the other side, and buried it with snow as before.
Go back to the main road, continue walking, and when you reach the second mark, the kidnapper hears a thumping sound.
"This time there must be."
The abductee was overjoyed, and ran in again. Sure enough, from a long distance away, he saw a rabbit whose leg was tied, struggling with the rope. When he heard someone approaching, the rabbit struggled more violently. The abductee was afraid that the rabbit would break free. I rushed over, grabbed the rabbit’s neck, and pressed it to the ground. The rabbit’s hind legs kept kicking, and it hurt even when kicked on the kidnapper’s arm. The kidnapper grinned and untied the rope buckle from the tree. Wrapping the rabbit round and round, tying it alive into a "zombie rabbit", and throwing it into a sack, regardless of whether the living rabbit is afraid of seeing the dead one, carry it Continue to walk up the shoulder.
The kidnapper harvested two in a row, full of hope in his heart, and felt that the rope loops behind him would definitely not fail, but everything was like this, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, the kidnapper finished all the rope loops, and there was always only one life and one death behind him Just two rabbits.
Sitting next to Yuan Baoshi again, the kidnapper felt sweating all over his body. It was already dawn, and the kidnapper really wanted to go home and get into the warm bed to sleep, but he still had a task to do, and the woman asked him to find it. The big rock and the tree roots haven't been found yet. At this time, the kidnapper's stomach growled, and he took out a potato from his arms. It was still warm. The kidnapper gnawed it without even removing the skin. .
"Finish work early and go back early." The kidnapper told himself so, he put the sack on his shoulder again, and walked down another path on the top of the mountain. Cutting on the road, although this path is a bit difficult to walk, but there are few people walking on it, and the remaining tree stumps can be seen on the side of the road.
People in the village would not dare to steal those big trees that have grown for many years. Once that kind of tree is cut down, the village head said that people from the Forestry Bureau can see it from the sky. It seems to be monitored by satellites, and they steal trees. They are all for the purpose of burning fire. Usually, they pick the densely grown woods and cut down the trees as thick as the mouth of a bowl. After a few axes go down, a big hole is made. With a kick, the remaining stumps are left behind. In the field, some trees were infected by diseases and insect pests. In order to prevent the pests from flooding, the forest rangers cut down the diseased trees first, and left the tree stumps on the ground. What women want are these tree stumps.
The kidnapper made up his mind, and what the woman wanted was a tree stump or a stone. The stone was so heavy that she couldn’t walk with a few pieces, so she should bring a stump. When she saw a stump, she went up and stepped on it out of the ground. Once a pine tree is cut down, the roots below will be slowly corroded by insects, so as long as someone steps on it on the ground, the root will stick up by itself.Like this, the kidnapper stepped on eight or nine tree roots and stuffed them all into the sack, completely forgetting that there was a rabbit under the sack, and tied the mouth of the bag tightly, so that he carried it on his shoulder and went down the mountain.
It was not yet noon when the kidnapper returned. Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year. It is the day to welcome the son-in-law. A married woman takes her husband home to visit her father-in-law. Tu, with a huge sack on his back, asked with a smile, "What the hell, where did you steal this guy?"
The kidnapper spat at the man, and cursed: "I still use stealing people, who can catch up with my wife, and other old men look down on me."
The abductee who even talked about three Lao Tzus didn't even stop, and directly bumped away the people in front of him who were blocking the road and walked towards the house.
Many people were attracted by the movement here, including many wives and son-in-laws from the village. These people usually talk about kidnappers when chatting with their natal families, but they have not seen them for a long time and have no impression. Now they are looking at living people , They all surrounded the kidnappers like monkeys to watch.
No matter how thick-skinned the kidnapper was, he couldn't stand the burning sight of so many, so he quickly hurried towards the house.
When he reached the door of the house, the kidnapper unlocked it, rushed in and slammed the door behind him.
After entering the room, seeing the woman teasing Guangzong in a good mood, the kidnapper was surprised to find that there was a bag of pork on the pot table, "Where did this come from?" the kidnapper wondered.
"Who else is it but your good brother Li Zhiwang." The woman didn't even raise her eyelids, she just held Guangzong up and down, making the children quack with joy.
The kidnapper's face darkened immediately, "How did he get in? You feel uncomfortable if you don't recruit people for a day, don't you?"
The woman raised her head this time, with a mocking look on her face, "You locked the door so tightly, can he come in?"
"Then how did this pork come in?"
"He knocked on the door and asked me if I was at home. I asked him what he wanted to do, and he said, 'Sister-in-law, I'll bring you some pork, please open the door for me'." The woman learned it perfectly, "I said 'Can't you see that the door is locked from the outside, why don't you climb over the wall and come in', so he climbed the wall."
When the kidnapper heard this, he couldn't bear it any longer. He blushed and was about to get angry, but the woman stared at him: "I told him to throw the meat here first, and he threw the meat over without hesitation." , and then jumped onto the wall by himself, hahaha."
As if thinking of something funny, the woman lifted Guangzong up again, and Guangzong laughed happily, "Then he just showed his head from the wall, and I knocked him back with a stick, I listen The sound outside the wall, if you fall, you won’t die, it’s enough for him to be in pain for a few days.”
Kidnap was stunned when he heard that, he definitely didn't want Li Zhiwang to come in, he didn't expect women to be amazing at things, but it's a good deal to get a bag of pork for nothing.Thinking of this, he became happy again.
(End of this chapter)
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