heavy artillery king

[06] Chapter 320 Chaos

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Chapter 320 Chaos

"Emma! You..." "Avril, come here, let's chat."~~~ "No, no. I want to squeeze, I want to squeeze Guangxiao!"~~~ "I don't know, my brother has always been Didn’t tell me.”~~~“Is it because I feel bad, I want to make up for it, and I used little Emma as a breakthrough.”~~~“Emma, ​​little villain, why didn’t I tell you clearly.”~~ ~"Hmph, Xiao must have other thoughts."~~~"Take Emma as cannon fodder."

Before the bluffing Avril could finish, Nangong Ziyu took Emma who was about to speak, and called Avril over, and the three women whispered.

Looking at those two pairs of eyes that glanced over at the she-wolf from time to time, Xiao Ge sat down with bitterness and obedience: It seemed that he had miscalculated, and Emma, ​​who was usually smart and smart, had been completely submerged in the bunker sealed off by the two women. .In desperation, Xiao Ge had no choice but to study a plate of sticky, half-burnt and half-baked things on the table.

"Xiao, eat it." "What?" Xiao Ge raised his head, not understanding what Avril Lavigne was talking about with his hands clasped and his face indifferent.

"That? Some difficulty, Ziyu, Emma, ​​I feel a little uncomfortable." Finally understood what Avril Lavigne was referring to, needless to say, this dish of mixed volcanic ash and quicklime is definitely the work of this elf, Xiao Ge hurriedly asked Nangong Ziyu and Emma for help.

But well...

"Be good, be good, my dear, that kind of food won't kill you, but I've baked it for half an hour." Putting her little hand on Xiao Ge's body, Avril seemed to be concerned about comforting Xiao Ge who was pulling his face, her thick eyelashes She moved seductively, and her tone couldn't speak proudly: Badass.

'It's better not to say it!This is a bad guy! '

Seeing Emma timidly staying beside Nangong Ziyu, looking like a young daughter-in-law, Xiao Ge had to pay for his choice, gnawing on the mixture of volcanic ash and quicklime: What is this!

"Ouch, vomit." "Brother, wipe it off."~~~ "I'm sorry, brother, it's my fault."

Seeing Xiao Ge throwing up in pain, Emma felt guilty for her betrayal, and personally handed water and wiped Xiao Ge's mouth, snuggled up to Xiao Ge's side, and apologized obediently.

"Hey, it's none of your business, yes, the enemy is too strong." Finally alive, he almost didn't spit out the gall, seeing Emma's pretty and lovely appearance, how could Xiao Ge blame her.

"Well, it's all Avril's fault." Emma nodded sweetly, complaining with the enemy.

"It's still you, protect brother tonight." Xiao Ge took it for granted, and hurriedly prepared his way out. He didn't know what kind of moth those two women were going to do. Originally, Ziyu did this, but now...

"No problem, just one person, hee hee." Emma felt sweet in her heart, nodded quickly, and cuddled affectionately, feeling like going back to the time when the two of them were in the past.

"Emma, ​​stay with me tonight." "Oh, here we come." Before Xiao Ge could be moved, Nangong Ziyu sent a word in a fluttering manner. Emma supported her small hands and slid off the big bed.

"Don't betray." Although Emma moved quickly, her mouth was still unforgiving. She was not as cute as before, wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose, and muttered unhappily.

'Hey, who is betraying, wait a minute! Seeing Emma's furious look, Xiao Ge, who was astonished, finally knew that he was the outsider of these women.

Xiao Ge was lively at home, and it was not quiet outside. At the end of the season, various reports emerged one after another, the most of which was Chelsea's [-]-[-] home game against Manchester United. The hottest player in the world - Xiao Ge, not to mention his consecutive hat-tricks during this period, it is a scene where the tree wants to be quiet but the wind is not stopping.

"Hat, Hat, Hat!Shaw's Miracle - BBC

"Unstoppable, Xiao proves himself with actions" - Daily Mail

"Who Can Stop Xiao?"Wenger!Please pray that Arthur is suspended against Shaw! - Daily Star

"check!check!England's last stand - The Mirror

"Who can stop Arsenal's respect cannon?"Manchester City?Vera?Liverpool?Neither!Maybe God! - The Times

"The magic bird has been unable to magically control the league, Xiao completely disrupted his plan. "—Sky Sports

"Who will Barcelona use to confront Xiao"-Daily Sports News

"Witness of the Times" - Gazzetta dello Sport

"France ushers in the strongest heavy artillery" - L'Equipe

"He is starting his own era" - Market News

The scene of love was frustrating, but on the court, Xiao Ge slapped those reporters who were competing with him before, without exception. The depraved and out-of-control reporters suddenly changed their situation and once again exaggerated their reports, just to gain attention.

"Hoo hoo, our heavy artillery king fired again, hahaha."

"Chelsea people, just wait for Xiao to smash your ass!"

"Damn, damn working overtime! I actually missed Xiao Miqi's performance."

"Wow! Handsome, handsome, my prince is as charming as ever, I love him to death!"

"Arsenal is coming up, it's a pity that we don't have much to do this season."

"Londoners are so lucky, damn it, why don't we have a player like Shaw in our team."

"If only we had a Shaw, or a player half as good as he is."

"Damn clown, liar, God really dozed off!"~~~~

It can be imagined that the Arsenal fans had a good time in the morning, while the fans of the teams that Xiao Ge had eliminated were clamoring with envy and hatred.

But these are traditional reports, which are clear at a glance, but the news published by the Sun this time is deliberately delayed by more than two hours than before, and when it comes out, it is to stir up gossip among these readers.

As the Sun newspaper, which is at odds with Xiao Ge, it has, as always, concocted highlights of Xiao Ge's 'scandal'.

"Crazy for Love!goal!goal!goal!Shaw proves the love of all: trust me! ! ! "

Xiao Ge's roaring majestic figure scoring the last goal is reported, and on the other side of Xiao Ge's roar, there are intimate photos of him, Emma, ​​and Avril Lavigne, which have a deep meaning.

Even more painstaking, the Sun newspaper systematically analyzed Xiao Ge's itinerary and remarks during this period, and Emma and Avril Lavigne's conflicts with reporters in Paris were also exposed. The conclusion is self-evident: Xiao Ge, who has always faced the cunning of the outside world, There is only one reason why he speaks nonsense to the outside world. The confident and wild Xiao wants to tell everyone that he has the strength to achieve everything.

In the end, the Sun newspaper also teased the ending: Xiao's opponents will have unprecedented headaches. It seems that Xiao's only weakness - beauty, can't stop Xiao from moving forward, and even become his motivation. Maybe these women are not enough, Xiao His energy still looks so strong, otherwise there would be no Avril Lavigne songs, maybe a few years later, people will say that like Xiao, playing football needs the stimulation of women.

The strange remarks of The Sun really caused an uproar. Everyone knows that injuries, alcohol, and women are deadly weapons to the life span of athletes. Among them, injuries are the most important, but women are sometimes more important than women. Injuries are even more terrifying, because injuries are accidental to a certain extent, but once a player is addicted to beauty, it will inevitably involve a lot of time and energy, and the possibility of injury will greatly increase, and it may even be impossible to turn back.

As soon as this sensational and confusing article in the Sun newspaper came out, it immediately attracted a lot of infamy, and it also brought a response of sparks hitting the earth.

"shit, that's bullshit talk, some people's opinions are like those exhausts, disgusting, can't get away Xiao is the most amazing player at this stage, the last few games prove it, but I think Xiao should leave those women , so that the exercise time will be very long and break all records."

Platini stood up immediately and began to refute it. For him who is going to run for UEFA president, this kind of oriented strange theory will naturally be severely attacked and establish his own position.

"Everyone knows that players who are too addicted to the sidelines will take up their energy and make them unable to concentrate on the game, especially women. Too much indulgence will not only threaten their careers, but also ruin their lives. Xiao should Wake up from these disturbances as soon as possible, he has reached the most important moment, especially the World Cup is here, I think it is time for the players to prepare physically and mentally."

Beckenbauer immediately responded, of course, the old man didn't say a word, and turned back to their World Cup.

"Maybe without those alcohol and women, Argentina will surpass Brazil. At least I should be able to win three World Cups, as well as the Champions League. I hope that the Argentine players will not leave any regrets in the World Cup like me." Lao Ma In an interview with the Argentine media, he began his own reflection and appealed to the Argentine players.

"Football is football no matter what time it is. Although I have many women, I never think they can help my performance on the field. I never let these things interfere with me. Now Xiao has learned from me. It's time."

Pele, the king of the ball, has a big mouth as always, and swears coolly, but he doesn't know if he will buy a new keyboard when he goes back.

"Italian football has fallen to Vieri and you can see it."

"From Best to Gascoigne, there are too many. England doesn't need any more talent to be destroyed by beauty."

"Oh my God, Xiao should be playing for himself and the team. His celebrations are often inappropriate and have a bad influence on those who like him, especially children. Football is not for picking up girls. of."

"Xiao's behavior really needs to be considered. He has become the focus of football fans all over the world, and even became a representative of football in the past year. He needs to set a positive example."

"Xiao needs a stable relationship, no matter who it is, and no matter how long it lasts, but he needs to be loyal and single."

"Hold your heart—Xiao!"

"Xiao is too ostentatious."

"A playful liar."~~~~

"The Sun should be blocked. This is a slander to our heroes."

"This is naked jealousy! You can't interfere with us, Xiao!"

"This is just a game that belongs to Xiao. The Sun has maliciously led public opinion."

"Love is love. No matter how Xiao is off the court, he conquered us and our opponents on the court."

"Winning is what Xiao must have. It can only be said that Xiao's talent is too outstanding, and it is as good as it is now. Moreover, winning or losing football has nothing to do with those women. Xiao doesn't need to prove anything."

"Xiao is good at football and has nothing to do with having many girlfriends."

"We haven't heard any complaints from them either."

"It's their personal choice."

"It can be seen that Xiao loves each of them."~~~~

In just one day, celebrities, commentators, media people, officials, the public...everything, they all joined this scolding war. It was a hat-trick, but it was strangely promoted to football and women. The height is up.

The view that Xiao Ge should leave Emma and kill all the daughters suddenly flooded the major newspapers, and there were also many views that sneered at this radical view. The two sides began to argue continuously, and even evolved into an argument about Xiao Ge The issue of style was discussed.