A basket of stupid thieves

Chapter 58: Distant Relatives are worse than Nearby Neighbors
After a while, the small seat cover came out of the community, trotting all the way, bouncing.

Every time Zhang Xiaofan sees the small seat cover, there is one thing he can't figure out, they say that the word "bad person" is not written on his face, but the small seat cover doesn't look like a good person.

It is always that style, it feels like the waist of the trousers is tied to the chest, the trousers are hanging high, longer than the cropped trousers, and shorter than the cropped trousers.

The shoes look very big.

He nodded and bowed when he met the police, and shook his head when he met the people.

I really couldn't stand it, and told him once.

See you next time with this virtue.

To be honest, it's not as good as when he looks pleasing to the eye when he is dressed as a man.

"Master Liu!" Zhang Xiaofan waved to the small seat cover.

Zhang Xiaofan only called him Little Seat Cover when there was no one in the criminal police team or around, and usually called Xiao Liu or Master Liu in public.

There are several taxis parked at the gate of the community, and they all recognize the small seat covers.

The small seat cover also has to pretend to be decent in front of people, and it is even more joyful: "Master Liu is here!"

In a blink of an eye, he came to Zhang Xiaofan, and asked in a low voice: "Captain Zhang, what's the matter, let's talk in your car, or change places?"

"I invite you to dinner, what car do you get in?" Zhang Xiaofan pointed to several restaurants at the entrance of the community: "Is it near?"

"You, don't tease me, save me some face, the left and right are all acquaintances."

"Please, I'm not kidding," Zhang Xiaofan looked at these restaurants: "How about this Huainan beef soup, I haven't tried it yet."

"Yes, yes, if Team Zhang really wants to eat, let me treat you."

"Say I please, I will please, let's go!"

As Zhang Xiaofan said, he took the arm of the small seat cover and walked away.

Such a closeness, the small seat cover definitely does not feel flattered, it is estimated that it is almost scared to pee.

Although Zhang Xiaofan was not wearing a police uniform, the contrast between Zhang Xiaofan's casual attire and the small seat cover was large enough to attract everyone's attention.

When I entered the Huainan beef soup restaurant, the boss couldn't speak anymore.

This guy came in arm in arm with a beautiful woman.

This beauty, no matter how she looks, looks like a child of a serious family, how is she so familiar with things like small seat covers?
The only waiter was also stupid.

The small seat cover actually didn't want to hold Zhang Xiaofan's arm, he didn't dare, but Zhang Xiaofan held him tightly, and didn't dare to shake it off.

"Hi, hi, hi!" The small seat cover instinctively wanted to punch the boss, raised his hand and retracted it.

"Oh, oh," the boss came to his senses with a smile all over his face: "Brother, today our shop..."

The boss originally wanted to say that the chef is on leave today, and there are only beef soup and scallion pancakes in the store.

This is a small seat cover. When this guy comes, all five people in the store are nervous. If you are in a good mood, you will get a [-]% discount. If you are not in a good mood, you will get half the price.

In other words, I want Xiao Zuo to eat a bowl of beef soup and a cake and get out of here. Even if he eats less, he won't be able to pay much if he gets a discount. The more he eats, the harder the discount will be.

The small seat cover interrupted him: "We are here to drink beef soup, let's talk about something by the way, let's go to your small private room!"

"Small private room..."

The small seat cover glared, the boss immediately took back the words that the small private room had been booked out, and brought a beautiful woman over for dinner today, let alone messing with it, if it made him lose face, he would not bring dead flies with him tomorrow Or all kinds of bugs come to ruin themselves for a while.

The two entered the private room, Zhang Xiaofan loosened the small seat cover and sat on the chair: "This boss is a little afraid of you, do you always bully others?"

"No, no, he's afraid of what I'm doing, didn't you hear me calling me elder brother just now?" The small seat cover quickly denied.

"He is almost 50 years old. He calls you big brother. You said he is not afraid of you?"

"No, no, we both like to joke, and I even called him the uncle."

Zhang Xiaofan smiled: "I know what your name is."

"how……"

"You must point to someone's nose and say, uncle!"

The small seat cover is a bit embarrassing, this Zhang Xiaofan... is too difficult to deal with.

She knew everything, as if she had experienced it herself.

Talk to poke your heart.

"I'll go... Tell the boss to get some good meat, don't be too fat."

Zhang Xiaofan gave him another sentence: "Go, settle down properly, don't let the boss tell you that you have slipped up!"

The face of the little seat cover was distorted.

Even he himself didn't know what expression he made before he escaped from the private room.

Grabbing the clothes on the boss's shoulders, he dragged him into the kitchen, pointed at the chef and said, "The chef didn't ask for leave, you always use this reason to lie to me, is it interesting?"

"no……"

"It's not a fart!" The little seat cover pointed at the boss and said, "I tell you, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I think we only take care of your business based on our many years of relationship. Don't be ignorant!"

At this moment, the boss probably even wants to strangle him to death.

"Today, listen," the little seat cover held up the finger again: "You can pay as much as you eat, and you don't need a penny. Don't call me big brother and second brother. If you dare to talk about our past ..."

"I know I know."

It's hard to be a businessman, and it's even harder to run a small business. If you don't want to earn two dollars in peace, who would be so afraid of these scoundrels?
The consumption of this small seat cover is not high every time, ranging from more than a dozen yuan to as much as 40 yuan, as much as you can give, and it is not a big amount. The boss is not worth calling the police for this matter, just put up with it .

The small seat cover went back to the private room, and the waiter also came in. This was also arranged by the boss. I am happy to serve him in front of the beautiful woman today, maybe I can save two visits.

Everyone ordered a bowl of beef soup, and Zhang Xiaofan added another portion of beef, three pancakes, and two cold dishes to the small seat cover.

"Two bottles of beer." Zhang Xiaofan said to the waiter.

"Don't," the small seat cover said a little embarrassedly, "don't you drink?"

"I invite you today, how can I not invite you to drink? I can't drink while driving, so I can accompany you with tea."

The waiter, who was still looking sad at first, burst into a smile when he heard that this beauty was treating guests.

Xiaozao was in a panic, the more enthusiastic Zhang Xiaofan was towards him, the more afraid he was.

It wasn't until Zhang Xiaofan said what he wanted that Xiaozuo's hanging heart fell to the ground.

Zhang Xiaofan first went around in circles, there was a case related to a resident of Songshi community, she came here to learn about the situation, remembered that Xiaozao was in this community, invited him to dinner and saw if he recognized this person , know something.

The Songshi community is not small, and there are quite a few people who recognize the small seat covers, but few people can recognize the small seat covers, and even fewer people can name them.

What's more, this resident's name was made up by Zhang Xiaofan, let alone the small seat cover.

"How about I ask you about it?"

"No, the case is basically definite. If you know it, you can provide some information as supporting evidence. If you don't know it, forget it."

The little seat cover breathed a sigh of relief.

After that, the two chatted while eating, talking about trivial things in daily life.

When he was about to finish eating, Zhang Xiaofan asked abruptly, "Where is Xu Lili?"

(End of this chapter)