A basket of stupid thieves
Chapter 74
Chapter 74
"Uncle, do you know my dad?" Tian Longlong asked.
"Oh, no, I don't know him, I just heard about it." Ma Si hurriedly raised his glass to cover up his gaffe.
From this moment on, there was less talking, and the small eyeballs began to twitch non-stop, and various plans and visions flashed in his mind.
Even Jiang Tong was a little silly, how could this donkey like Ma Si look like a human being today?
He didn't say a word of nonsense, he toasted with everyone after a while, and then asked everyone to move their chopsticks. Even today's staple food, dumplings, was cooked in the kitchen by himself.
Ma Si's fried dishes... It's really not a lot, and soon, the scene on this table is a bit horrible.
Thanks to the dumplings, the embarrassment of the scene was relieved by putting them on the ground one after another.
Dumplings are Ma Si's favorite tool, as long as he invites people to his house, there will be dumplings.
Everyone in Dongchuan knows an allusion about Ma Si. One winter, he invited people to his home for dinner. First, he brought everyone a bowl of dumpling soup with five dumplings soaked in the soup.
"Come on, it's too cold, let's drink a bowl of dumpling soup to warm up first, your sister-in-law prepared a lot of dishes today, let's have a good meal later!"
In the end, if you add five dumplings to a bowl of dumpling soup, how much more can everyone eat?
There are more follow-ups, first serve the cold dishes and start drinking.
Deep affection, three cups first, and chopsticks are not allowed within the three cups.
When the first hot dish was served, everyone was already half-drunk.
"Don't fry it, don't fry it, I can't eat it!" Everyone ordered to stop it.
Ma Si said with deep regret: "There are still a lot of dishes, I didn't expect you... Alas, it was for nothing!"
After everyone's repeated persuasion, the following dishes really don't need to be fried.
This was all made by Shen Laofu who yelled at him all over the world, and everyone knew about it.
It was the same today, as soon as the students bid farewell and went out, Ma Si said: "These bastards are really edible!"
"They are all young men, of course they can eat. What do you think of you? The soil is half buried." Jiang Tong took it and said.
Ma Si ignored her, directly pulled her daughter to sit on the sofa, and politely asked about her relationship with Tian Longlong.
Unexpectedly, Ma Yan said that she and Tian Longlong are just classmates, good classmates.
"Student?" Ma Si jumped up: "Student, you feed this and that for others, and don't pick up food for others, only for him?"
Ma Yan is quite generous, and directly admitted that she likes Tian Longlong, but the relationship between the two has not yet been clarified.
"How confident are you?"
"Dad, what's your name?"
Jiang Tong also came over to scold him, how can a father ask his daughter like this?
Ma Si has his own calculations in mind, if his daughter and Tian Longlong can really become a couple, then why should he be so busy?
But he didn't have much hope, he always felt that Tian Longlong's speech was not very reliable, and he was as unreliable as himself.
……
Tian Longlong was overwhelmed with alcohol, and was a little shaky when he came out of Ma's house.
Originally he was courageous, but after drinking, he became even more courageous.
He actually drove back to Dongfeng New Village. Fortunately, he didn't meet the traffic police who checked for drunk driving at night, otherwise he would have started his first prison life.
Compared with his sister Tian Lili, Tian Longlong has an advantage in that he doesn't drive fast.
He wandered back home, opened the door, and saw his mother and Xu Lili sitting on the sofa chatting, and Qin's mother standing behind the sofa.
On one side of his face, a big man was standing inside the door in a standard upright posture, which startled Tian Longlong: "You, who are you?"
"Who are you?" Han Dongliang stopped him.
"Who am I?" Tian Longlong shouted.
Qian Shenglian spoke, introduced the two, and called Tian Longlong to sit on the sofa.
"Where did you find such a fool?" Tian Longlong was not afraid of being heard by Han Dongliang who was a few meters away.
He does the same without drinking.
"Be a bit polite, Xiao Han is a hero of our family, thanks to him being here when the gangsters come to the house, he also knows martial arts!"
"Really?" Tian Longlong leaned back and let out a mouthful of alcohol: "Do you know how to kill fly palms or step on ants?"
"The gun is broken, shut up!"
"Where's your stingy husband?" Tian Longlong was asking his mother.
Qian Shenglian has long been accustomed to the various names of the two children, and told her son that Tian Genbao has not returned yet.
At the same time, he asked a question: "Where did you drink, so much alcohol?"
"At a classmate's house."
"Male classmate or female classmate."
Tian Longlong breathed out another mouthful of alcohol: "Of course it's a female classmate. The male classmate wants to invite me. Will I go?"
This made Xu Lili laugh.
Xu Lili also just got rid of Bai Jing's stalking and returned home not long ago.
There were two main reasons for not going back to her room. One was that Qian Shenglian asked her to chat with her, and the other was that she wanted to wait for Tian Genbao to come back and have something to say to him.
"Is it the girl surnamed Qu?" Qian Shenglian asked her son.
Tian Longlong looked helpless: "The one surnamed Qu, which year's calendar is it? We broke up a long time ago!"
Xu Lili looked at Tian Longlong, she turned out to be just as playful as his sister, flirtatious as a nest of foxes.
"What's your last name?"
"My surname is Ma," Tian Longlong said impatiently, "Oh, don't ask, this is not my girlfriend, I don't like her type, besides, her father is a social person, quite famous, I don't want to find it difficult for myself. comfortable!"
As soon as the words were finished, Xu Lili saw Qin's mother's complexion changing behind Qian Shenglian's sofa.
The surname is Ma...it can't be Ma Si, right?
Then he asked, "A social person?"
"That's right, I don't know what my real name is, but my nickname is Ma Si, and I'm also a stingy guy. There are six cold dishes in total, and the radish is served on three plates, water radish, white radish, and Xinmei!"
Xu Lili almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
"It's okay for a social person, right?" Xu Lili asked intentionally, wanting to know more about the situation. It was a coincidence that he and Ma Si's daughter were classmates.
Tian Longlong vaguely told Xu Lili that in fact, the matter of being a social person is not important, the main reason is that he has no feelings for Ma Yan, the relationship is good, and he will never escape the relationship between friends and classmates. There are many girls he likes, Ma Yan Company Can't even rank.
"Yes, let's stay away from those people!" Qian Shenglian supported her son.
Xu Lili knew that the result of her question was more important to Qin's mother, and she would definitely report it to Ma Si immediately. Ma Yan and Tian Longlong had nothing to do.
Qian Shenglian went to bed early and was about to go upstairs.
"Auntie, I'll wait for Uncle for a while, and I want to talk to him about something." Xu Lili didn't plan to hide it. If she didn't make use of her advantages in Tian's house, she would be blind. She wanted to go to the third floor openly.
"What's the matter?" Qian Shenglian asked.
"Staying at home is so boring, I want to go to the third floor to read books, because my dad's books are for collection, and I don't know which ones can be moved and which ones can't." At this time, Qin's mother just went back to the house, and Xu Lili also There is nothing to shy away from.
"You can move, read whichever book you want, and keep it as a collection, I'm in charge of it!" Qian Shenglian pulled her son up again arrogantly: "You're a gun, you're so drunk, it's not too early Die in bed?"
(End of this chapter)
"Uncle, do you know my dad?" Tian Longlong asked.
"Oh, no, I don't know him, I just heard about it." Ma Si hurriedly raised his glass to cover up his gaffe.
From this moment on, there was less talking, and the small eyeballs began to twitch non-stop, and various plans and visions flashed in his mind.
Even Jiang Tong was a little silly, how could this donkey like Ma Si look like a human being today?
He didn't say a word of nonsense, he toasted with everyone after a while, and then asked everyone to move their chopsticks. Even today's staple food, dumplings, was cooked in the kitchen by himself.
Ma Si's fried dishes... It's really not a lot, and soon, the scene on this table is a bit horrible.
Thanks to the dumplings, the embarrassment of the scene was relieved by putting them on the ground one after another.
Dumplings are Ma Si's favorite tool, as long as he invites people to his house, there will be dumplings.
Everyone in Dongchuan knows an allusion about Ma Si. One winter, he invited people to his home for dinner. First, he brought everyone a bowl of dumpling soup with five dumplings soaked in the soup.
"Come on, it's too cold, let's drink a bowl of dumpling soup to warm up first, your sister-in-law prepared a lot of dishes today, let's have a good meal later!"
In the end, if you add five dumplings to a bowl of dumpling soup, how much more can everyone eat?
There are more follow-ups, first serve the cold dishes and start drinking.
Deep affection, three cups first, and chopsticks are not allowed within the three cups.
When the first hot dish was served, everyone was already half-drunk.
"Don't fry it, don't fry it, I can't eat it!" Everyone ordered to stop it.
Ma Si said with deep regret: "There are still a lot of dishes, I didn't expect you... Alas, it was for nothing!"
After everyone's repeated persuasion, the following dishes really don't need to be fried.
This was all made by Shen Laofu who yelled at him all over the world, and everyone knew about it.
It was the same today, as soon as the students bid farewell and went out, Ma Si said: "These bastards are really edible!"
"They are all young men, of course they can eat. What do you think of you? The soil is half buried." Jiang Tong took it and said.
Ma Si ignored her, directly pulled her daughter to sit on the sofa, and politely asked about her relationship with Tian Longlong.
Unexpectedly, Ma Yan said that she and Tian Longlong are just classmates, good classmates.
"Student?" Ma Si jumped up: "Student, you feed this and that for others, and don't pick up food for others, only for him?"
Ma Yan is quite generous, and directly admitted that she likes Tian Longlong, but the relationship between the two has not yet been clarified.
"How confident are you?"
"Dad, what's your name?"
Jiang Tong also came over to scold him, how can a father ask his daughter like this?
Ma Si has his own calculations in mind, if his daughter and Tian Longlong can really become a couple, then why should he be so busy?
But he didn't have much hope, he always felt that Tian Longlong's speech was not very reliable, and he was as unreliable as himself.
……
Tian Longlong was overwhelmed with alcohol, and was a little shaky when he came out of Ma's house.
Originally he was courageous, but after drinking, he became even more courageous.
He actually drove back to Dongfeng New Village. Fortunately, he didn't meet the traffic police who checked for drunk driving at night, otherwise he would have started his first prison life.
Compared with his sister Tian Lili, Tian Longlong has an advantage in that he doesn't drive fast.
He wandered back home, opened the door, and saw his mother and Xu Lili sitting on the sofa chatting, and Qin's mother standing behind the sofa.
On one side of his face, a big man was standing inside the door in a standard upright posture, which startled Tian Longlong: "You, who are you?"
"Who are you?" Han Dongliang stopped him.
"Who am I?" Tian Longlong shouted.
Qian Shenglian spoke, introduced the two, and called Tian Longlong to sit on the sofa.
"Where did you find such a fool?" Tian Longlong was not afraid of being heard by Han Dongliang who was a few meters away.
He does the same without drinking.
"Be a bit polite, Xiao Han is a hero of our family, thanks to him being here when the gangsters come to the house, he also knows martial arts!"
"Really?" Tian Longlong leaned back and let out a mouthful of alcohol: "Do you know how to kill fly palms or step on ants?"
"The gun is broken, shut up!"
"Where's your stingy husband?" Tian Longlong was asking his mother.
Qian Shenglian has long been accustomed to the various names of the two children, and told her son that Tian Genbao has not returned yet.
At the same time, he asked a question: "Where did you drink, so much alcohol?"
"At a classmate's house."
"Male classmate or female classmate."
Tian Longlong breathed out another mouthful of alcohol: "Of course it's a female classmate. The male classmate wants to invite me. Will I go?"
This made Xu Lili laugh.
Xu Lili also just got rid of Bai Jing's stalking and returned home not long ago.
There were two main reasons for not going back to her room. One was that Qian Shenglian asked her to chat with her, and the other was that she wanted to wait for Tian Genbao to come back and have something to say to him.
"Is it the girl surnamed Qu?" Qian Shenglian asked her son.
Tian Longlong looked helpless: "The one surnamed Qu, which year's calendar is it? We broke up a long time ago!"
Xu Lili looked at Tian Longlong, she turned out to be just as playful as his sister, flirtatious as a nest of foxes.
"What's your last name?"
"My surname is Ma," Tian Longlong said impatiently, "Oh, don't ask, this is not my girlfriend, I don't like her type, besides, her father is a social person, quite famous, I don't want to find it difficult for myself. comfortable!"
As soon as the words were finished, Xu Lili saw Qin's mother's complexion changing behind Qian Shenglian's sofa.
The surname is Ma...it can't be Ma Si, right?
Then he asked, "A social person?"
"That's right, I don't know what my real name is, but my nickname is Ma Si, and I'm also a stingy guy. There are six cold dishes in total, and the radish is served on three plates, water radish, white radish, and Xinmei!"
Xu Lili almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
"It's okay for a social person, right?" Xu Lili asked intentionally, wanting to know more about the situation. It was a coincidence that he and Ma Si's daughter were classmates.
Tian Longlong vaguely told Xu Lili that in fact, the matter of being a social person is not important, the main reason is that he has no feelings for Ma Yan, the relationship is good, and he will never escape the relationship between friends and classmates. There are many girls he likes, Ma Yan Company Can't even rank.
"Yes, let's stay away from those people!" Qian Shenglian supported her son.
Xu Lili knew that the result of her question was more important to Qin's mother, and she would definitely report it to Ma Si immediately. Ma Yan and Tian Longlong had nothing to do.
Qian Shenglian went to bed early and was about to go upstairs.
"Auntie, I'll wait for Uncle for a while, and I want to talk to him about something." Xu Lili didn't plan to hide it. If she didn't make use of her advantages in Tian's house, she would be blind. She wanted to go to the third floor openly.
"What's the matter?" Qian Shenglian asked.
"Staying at home is so boring, I want to go to the third floor to read books, because my dad's books are for collection, and I don't know which ones can be moved and which ones can't." At this time, Qin's mother just went back to the house, and Xu Lili also There is nothing to shy away from.
"You can move, read whichever book you want, and keep it as a collection, I'm in charge of it!" Qian Shenglian pulled her son up again arrogantly: "You're a gun, you're so drunk, it's not too early Die in bed?"
(End of this chapter)
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