God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 111 I also write a big wind song

Du He stood on the threshold, but he didn't intend to invite Li Tai in.

Instead, he asked: "His Royal Highness, just now there was news from the palace that His Majesty tested explosives today, but injured many civil and military officials. I heard that His Majesty also suffered some minor injuries. Why didn't His Highness visit the palace? "

Li Tai said with a smile: "Du He, you have wronged me. I came out of the palace, and my father was fine. I just injured a few courtiers and killed a craftsman. Compared with the success of dynamite, this is nothing. What counts."

Du He was taken aback.

This Li Tai looks naive, but in fact he is much more ruthless than Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian is weak and Li Tai is vicious.

These two brothers can be described as two extremes.

To some extent, Li Taicai is the one who most resembles Li Er.

Therefore, even if the crown prince is Li Chengqian, Li Er is most partial to Li Tai.

At a young age, Li Tai was the governor of Sixteen Prefectures, the governor of Yangzhou, the general of Zuo Wuhou, the governor of Fuzhou, and the governors of Xia, Sheng, Beifu, Beining, and Beikai. His prestige in the court even surpassed that of Prince Li Chengqian, and he had many followers.

When Du He heard the words, he said: "Throughout the ages, it has always been said that big things don't care about small things. This sentence is really tailor-made for Your Highness."

Li Tai looked at Du He, smiled slightly, and asked, "Du He, don't you invite me to sit at the mansion?"

"Oh," Du He patted his head, "Look at my brain, I forget everything when I get excited, please, Your Highness, please, Master Yu."

After speaking, he invited Li Tai and Yu Shinan to the main hall, and ordered his servants to prepare good tea for them.

Of course, Du He didn't know how to drink this kind of dark tea, but Li Tai and Yu Shinan drank it very happily.

Afterwards, I heard Li Tai say: "Du He, the king came to pay a special visit today. In fact, there is something I want to give you."

After speaking, after clapping his hands, Yu Shinan took out a box.

The box was only the size of a fist, and it was exquisitely crafted, so it looked very valuable.

This box alone can be called a treasure.

Yu Shinan hurriedly opened it, and Du He suddenly felt blinded.

Because in that box, there is a woman carved in jade.

The woman is naked/naked, with a plump figure, full of charm, and every detail is clearly visible.

It has to be said that the person who sculpted this work can be called a master.

However, what is the meaning of Li Tai sending this thing?
Du He was a little confused for a while.

I just heard Li Tai introduce: "This thing was presented to me by the envoys from Dongying who traveled thousands of miles away. People in the world say that you, Du He, know women best and like female sex the most, so I gave this thing to you. "

Du He has black hair.

What is the best female sex?
It's the former Du He, okay?

However, the previous Du He was worthy of this title.

Hearing Li Tai's introduction, Du He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Are these islanders thousands of years ago so coquettish? I admire them..."

Du He said with a smile: "Since Your Highness expressed your kindness, I will accept it. Haha, judging by her figure, she should be an Dongying woman. To tell you the truth, I am quite familiar with Dongying women!"

Hearing this, Li Tai asked curiously: "Oh? Dongying is on the other side of the East China Sea. There are only a handful of Dongying women in Chang'an City. Could it be that the Dongying women you know are also known to me?"

Du He put away the jade carving girl, and said, "I'm familiar with Cang Kongkong, Mamia Ozawa, Loli Takizawa, and so on."

Li Tai looked blank: "I've never heard of these women. If I have a chance, I should get to know them well."

Du He thought to himself, let's talk about it after you live for thousands of years.

Seeing that it was getting late, Du He was bragging with Li Tai, he could brag everywhere, Li Tai couldn't sit still.

Seeing this, Yu Shinan stood up and said, "Young Master Du, in fact, Your Highness has always admired your literary talents. Why don't you take this opportunity to compose a poem as a thank you for the gift His Highness gave you, how about it?"

Du He thought for a while and said: "Inspiration is like holding back urine. Once it comes, you can't hold it back. Once it doesn't come, you can't hold it back no matter how much you hold it. Now, there is no inspiration. ah!"

When Li Tai heard this, he immediately burst into laughter.

He knocked on the table and said: "Okay Du He, your analogy is really vulgar, but it is very reasonable, hahaha, I have heard your saying that inspiration is like a diabetes insipidus before. However, in your Talent, it is impossible not to have no inspiration, is it possible that this king's gift is not valuable enough?"

Seeing Li Tai like this, Du He clearly didn't give up until he reached his goal.

In order to send Li Tai away quickly, he stood up and said, "Okay, I happen to have some thoughts in my mind, so let's try it out, Your Highness, don't make jokes when the time comes."

Li Tai said: "Where is it, Du He, you can't be humble."

The old Fu immediately ordered his servants to prepare pens, inks, papers and inkstones.

Li Tai personally stepped forward to study ink for Du He.

Yu Shinan asked from the side: "I wonder what Mr. Du is going to write?"

Du He thought for a while, and said with a smile: "In the past, Liu Bang, the king of Han, conquered the country and wrote a song called "Great Wind Song".

Du He picked up a pen and wrote the title: I will also write a big wind song.

Both Li Tai and Yu Shinan's expressions changed drastically.

This... this is too hasty.

The first sentence: Throw the dynamite and fry his mother.

Li Tai's face changed.

The second sentence: Vega looks at home at home.

Yu Shinan hurriedly turned his head away.

The third sentence: Count the heroes, Xiao Du Lang.

Li Tai couldn't help but glanced at Du He.

This little Du Lang is clearly referring to Du He himself.

However, throughout the ages, how can anyone boast that they are heroes.

I saw Du He wrote the last sentence: go to battle and kill the enemy to level the four sides.

Yu Shinan couldn't stand it anymore.

This is too shameless.

I'm afraid that General Li Jing, the military god in the court, would not dare to say so brazenly that he can pacify the Quartet.

The corner of Li Tai's mouth twitched, and he said, "Sure enough, it's a good poem! Throwing explosives to blow up his mother, Wei Jia Hai Nei to look at his hometown, counting heroes to Xiao Du Lang, and going to battle to kill the enemy to level the square. It's really full of momentum!"

Du He put down the brush, and said with a smile: "Your Highness is absurd, this work can be called a work of urine urgency, it can't be true, it can't be true!"

As he spoke, Du He wanted to throw away the poem, but Li Tai snatched it away.

"How can you give up such a distinctive poem, so give it to me."

Li Tai actually handed it over to Yu Shinan.

Yu Shinan was also very speechless, not knowing what King Yue wanted to do for a while.

He does know "Great Wind Song".

This is the work of Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, with only three short games.

The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
Wigahaine returned to his hometown,

Ander warrior Xi guards the Quartet!

Well, after being changed by Du He, it directly became four sentences, which can only be described as neither fish nor fowl.

However, neither of them knew that Du He also modified it based on the work of a guy named Zhang Zongchang in later generations.

Zhang Zongchang was an anti-Japanese soldier in the 20th century. The original title was "I also write a big wind song".

The content is then:

The cannons are fired and his mother is bombarded, Vega and the sea are returned to their hometown;
Zhang Zongchang counts the heroes, and the giant whale swallows Fusang.

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