God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 269 Qinggong S Floats Up
After finishing speaking, Du He gave an order: "Xu Zhengdao, surround the entire headquarters for me, but no one who is in the headquarters tonight is allowed to enter or leave."

"Yes!"

Xu Zhengdao immediately led people to block all the entrances and exits of the headquarters.

Li Junxian frowned.

The guards were not happy.

"Duhe, what do you mean?"

"Are you suspicious of us?"

"We are the forbidden army, not the guards of your furniture factory. Now, withdraw your people immediately, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

The imperial army is not only strong in combat effectiveness, but most importantly, in a detached position, and most of them are nobles in the court. Therefore, each of them has a heart higher than the sky. At this moment, they are surrounded by Du He's people, and they are naturally angry.

But seeing Du He turned around, pointing at the few clamoring forbidden soldiers, he began to curse: "Shut up, return the forbidden soldiers, so many people, 30 coins were stolen just like that, if I were you, I would Why don't you just find a hole in the ground and go in, ashamed to say that you are the Imperial Army, and the face of the Imperial Army has been thrown away by you trash, whoever dares to blah, be careful, I am not welcome."

After finishing speaking, Du He turned around and left. Before leaving, he directly ordered: "Righteous way, whoever dares to make trouble, just kill him."

"Du He, you are bold!"

"How dare you kill the imperial army?"

Everyone jumped up one after another, but unfortunately, Du He didn't care what these people thought at all.

……

Outside the city, in the northwest direction.

More than a dozen carriages were galloping, and the men in black and the three Ruan brothers were galloping around.

Not long after, the convoy came to a mountain depression.

As soon as the leading man in black raised his hand, everyone stopped.

Boss Ruan hurriedly asked: "My lord, why don't you leave? This place is only a short journey away from Chang'an City. If Du He reacts and sends someone to chase after me, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave, Du He has many masters under his command!"

The man in black turned his head, glared at him, and said: "Talk, Lord Ghost is so clever, how could Du He be his opponent? Hmph, we are here to wait for Lord Ghost's order in peace."

Before the words fell, someone suddenly shouted: "There are people in the distance!"

Everyone turned their heads and saw the direction of Chang'an City. Not far away, a black shadow suddenly appeared. The black shadow was not riding a horse, but it was faster than riding a horse. It appeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

When everyone saw each other, they hurriedly bowed and said, "Master Ghost!"

That's right, the one who appeared suddenly was the ghost god himself.

The man in black hurried forward and said excitedly, "Master Ghost, 30 coins, all of them are in hand."

The ghost and god nodded: "Wait, transport the money away overnight, the sooner the better, Du He is hard to deal with. Wait until the wind dies down, and then transport the money back to Chang'an City."

"Yes!"

The ghost turned around again, and said to Boss Ruan and the others: "You have performed well tonight. If you hadn't led the way, diverted the Marquis Wu who was patrolling the city, and bribed the city guard, my people would not have transported the money out so smoothly. Chang'an City, when you return to Chang'an, there will be many rewards."

"Thank you sir!"

"Thank you, Lord Ghost!"

The three said excitedly.

At this moment, the ghost suddenly asked suspiciously: "Huh? What is this smell?"

Boss Ruan said, "My lord, there seems to be a bad smell... Well, it seems to come from that box!"

After Boss Ruan finished speaking, he stepped forward and opened a box on the carriage not far away.

Immediately, a foul smell came over his face.

Immediately, everyone around looked at each other in blank dismay, could this Kaiyuan Tongbao still rot and stink?

But Boss Ruan stretched out his hand to touch it, then put it to his mouth, licked it, and suddenly said with a big change of expression: "Master Ghost, it's not good, this is...it's shit!"

The expressions of the people changed greatly.

Everyone has been busy for a long time, so it is possible to ship out dozens of boxes of shit?

The ghost said angrily, "Open the boxes!"

Hurrah huh huh.

Open all the boxes on the surface.

The eight boxes outside were full of feces inside, most of them dry.

Everyone's faces became weird.

Ruan Lao San and Ruan Lao Er lay beside them and began to retch.

The ghost was furious, turned around, and slapped the leading man in black.

"Trash...was played by Du He again. You are all trash. Why didn't you open it to see what's in it when you transported it?" the ghost roared angrily.

The man in black said aggrievedly: "My lord, our people saw with their own eyes that Du He transported dozens of boxes into the warehouse, and no one went in after that. After I rushed in, there was nothing but these boxes. Besides, Du He is so cunning that he actually sealed the box tightly, if the box hadn't been bumped all the way, and the smell inside would be revealed, who would have thought that the inside would be shit!"

"Idiots, they are all idiots..."

Suddenly, ghosts and gods looked aside.

Immediately, everyone's expressions turned serious.

In the distance, more than a dozen horses came towards this side, and the torches looked like a long dragon.

Soon, this team of people appeared in everyone's sight.

Boss Ruan looked intently, and immediately shouted: "It's Du He, the person in the front is Du He!"

That's right, the person who led the team was Du He.

Du He was riding on a horse, with fluttering clothes and a stern face. He was wearing white clothes and a purple cloak.

On both sides of him are Lu Bu and Xu Zhengdao, the arrow in white.

"Shut up!"

About three hundred steps away from the ghosts and gods and others, when Du He raised his hand, everyone stopped.

The ghost looked around, then looked behind Du He, and suddenly said: "Du He brought twelve people, and we, there are so many people, today... is Du He's death, kill Du He, You will have inexhaustible glory and wealth in this life!"

"kill!"

The people in black and the three Ruan brothers all took out their weapons, ready to attack.

Not far away, Du He looked at the group of people coldly.

I just heard Du He say: "To be able to dispense medicine in the cafeteria of the work-for-relief headquarters, to pay off Marquis Wu who is patrolling the city, and to bribe the city guards, it seems that this group of people has a lot of background... Unfortunately, it is My brain is a little stupid, not to mention the shit that has been transported for half a night, it is at this time, and I still want to take advantage of me, hum, the right way, add some food to them!"

"hey-hey……"

Xu Zhengdao smiled wretchedly, and suddenly took off the longbow from his back, and took down the three feathered arrows.

I saw that the arrowheads of these three feather arrows were wrapped in oil-soaked black cloth half the size of a fist.

When Xu Zhengdao drew his bow and set his arrows, Lu Bu picked up the torch in his hand and lit the three arrows.

Hu Hu Hu.

Three arrows were fired together, shooting towards ghosts and gods like three balls of fire in the night sky.

The ghost snorted coldly and said with a smile, "It's really beyond my capabilities to want to take my life with such poor archery skills."

He pulled out a sword from his back, flicked it twice, and blocked the three arrows.

The three arrows immediately hit the box on the carriage and began to burn.

rustle rustle.

The boxes in the middle started to make noises, and then bursts of blue smoke came out.

Before everyone could react, it was not good to hear the ghosts yelling: "It's a dynamite package..."

boom.

A flame flashed.

An explosion.

In the light of the fire, we could see feces all over the sky flying towards everyone.

The ghost body jumped, slammed its foot on the horse's head, flew up, rushed out of the feces net, and then slowly fell to the ground. When I looked again, my whole body was covered with bits and pieces of shit. .

In the distance, Du He saw him, and suddenly said with emotion: "My mother, the lightness kungfu is floating on the shit!"

(End of this chapter)