God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 3

Cheng Yaojin held up two big Xuanhua axes in both hands, and shouted at Lu Bu: "That idiot, eat my old Cheng's two axes!"

Before he finished speaking, Lao Cheng rushed to Lu Bu with an ax in his hand.

Du He was so frightened that he quickly backed away.

With a cold expression on his face, Lu Bu took two steps forward and handed over Cheng Yaojin.

"Pick out your ears!"

"Gouging eyes!"

"Pick your teeth!"

As soon as he finished using the three-axe, he heard Lao Cheng ouch and plop, and was tripped by Lu Bu and fell to the ground.

I saw Cheng Yaojin's face turned into a pig's liver, not to mention how embarrassing it is.

He turned his head and shouted: "Second brother Qin, this idiot is a bit evil, come and help me!"

When Qin Qiong heard the words, he drew out his golden double mace and killed him.

The courtyard was buzzing for a while, very lively.

It's a pity that Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin, who took out their weapons, were not the opponents of the unarmed Lu Bu, and they fell down in a short time.

At this time, a voice came from outside the door: "General Qin, General Cheng, I will help you two!"

As soon as the words were finished, a general in white robes rushed in. He looked heroic and held a long spear.

This person is none other than Li Junxian, the general guarding the imperial city.

The scene suddenly became three to one!

Du He looked at it and said angrily: "Oh, I'm going, it's too shameless... Three strikes one!"

He looked around, hurriedly snatched a wooden stick as tall as a man from one of the monks, and threw it to Lu Bu.

"Lu Bu, crush them!"

Lu Bu took over the wooden stick, and the more he fought, the braver he became.

Less than 5 minutes.

Old Cheng suddenly shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight anymore, who the hell is this idiot, and how powerful is he?"

The two sides stopped.

The three of Qin Qiong were panting like cows from exhaustion, but Lu Bu was very calm.

Du He stepped forward, and asked with a smile: "Uncle Cheng, I was looking so energetic, why did I stop suddenly?"

Cheng Yaojin threw the ax away: "You bastard, if you are capable of taking old Cheng's axe, don't let this idiot stand in your way."

Du He chuckled: "Hehe, you think I'm stupid."

Qin Qiong and others: "..."

Cheng Yaojin said discouragedly: "Little bastard, hurry up and enter the palace with me, otherwise the entire Lai State Duke's mansion will be sent to Lingnan."

Du He tilted his head and thought about it, but then laughed: "Lingnan? Isn't that the Guangdong area? It's just that the place is not developed. When it is developed, it will be no worse than Chang'an City. It's just right for His Majesty to assign me too." Let's go to Lingnan!"

Cheng Yaojin: "..."

Qin Qiong stepped forward and said helplessly: "Du He, if someone else marries the princess, it is a matter of glory to the ancestors. You are lucky, but you escaped marriage. Do you know that now the whole Chang'an city knows about it? What do you want Your Majesty to do?" What to do? The royal family loses all face!"

Du He shook his head and said: "Uncle Qin, you go and tell Your Majesty that the Turks are still alive, why are you at home! Every time I think of the people at the border who have been repeatedly invaded by the Turks, my heart is pierced and I can't sleep at night. If you can't eat, if you really marry Princess Runan, how will you face the common people in this world?"

Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong were stunned when they heard this.

Suddenly, Du He shouted: "The pen and ink are waiting for you!"

Tan Zong, who was standing by, hurriedly ordered someone to bring up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

With a swipe of the pen, Du He left four sentences on the paper:
The back of the bow is bright and the sword shines on the frost, and the autumn wind leaves Xianyang on horseback.

I haven't received the Hexi land in the world, and I dare not look back at my hometown.

Du He wrote and sighed: "Thinking of the great rivers and mountains of my Tang Dynasty, the Hexi area fell into the hands of foreigners. Every time I think about it, I feel sad."

This is "Youth's Journey" left by Linghu Chu, a famous Tang Dynasty figure 100 years later, and Du He borrowed it bluntly and changed a few words.

Cheng Yaojin and the others stepped forward to take a look, scratched their heads and asked, "What is written here?"

Du He was speechless: "Please trouble Uncle Cheng to bring it to Your Majesty, Your Majesty will naturally understand what I mean."

Immediately, Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, and Li Junxian withdrew their troops and returned to Chang'an City.

Du He touched his stomach, turned around and looked at Tan Zong with a smile: "Abbot, for some reason, this stomach is hungry again..."

Tanzong was about to cry.

Three generals came to Chang'an City, but they didn't get rid of this scourge!
Tan Zong said hastily: "I'll arrange for someone to cook a vegetarian meal..."

Du He shook his head hastily: "Stop, stop, I don't want to be a vegetarian anymore, there is a village next to it, why don't the abbot of Tanzong help me buy some chickens and cook some chicken soup?"

Tan Zong was angry, and shouted: "You...you, don't bully people too much!"

Hearing this, Du He turned his head to look at Lu Bu: "Lu Bu, everyone says that you are extremely powerful. Can you get rid of the big Buddha in the main hall of our temple?"

Lu Bu nodded without thinking, "Master, you can take it away!"

Tan Zong's legs went limp and he almost fainted.

"Master Du, wait a moment, I'll go buy you chicken stewed chicken soup!"

Tan Zong thought to himself that he was a master of the generation at any rate, and he took great pleasure in killing in Wang Shichong's encirclement with his twelve disciples, but he didn't expect that he would fall into the hands of a dandy today, and his fame throughout his life was completely ruined.

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Imperial Palace, Tai Chi Hall.

Emperor Li Er was processing the memorial, Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin walked in quietly, the servant Zhao Yang just wanted to speak, but Cheng Yaojin stared at him with big eyes.

Cheng Yaojin stepped forward and put the poem written by Du He on Li Er's desk.

Li Eryi raised his head, read a few words, and was immediately taken aback.

When he raised his head again, he was right in front of Cheng Yaojin's big face, whose muscles were trembling with laughter.

Li Er put down the brush in a speechless manner, and asked, "Yizhen, I asked you to catch Du He, have you caught it?"

Cheng Yaojin scratched his head, and said: "Your Majesty, the man was found, but he was not brought back. Your Majesty, I think that the boy from the Du family escaped marriage, and there is really a reason for it!"

"Oh? What are your difficulties?"

Cheng Yaojin pointed to the poem, "It's all there!"

Li Er laughed and asked, "Then do you know what is written on it?"

Old Cheng shook his head honestly.

boom.

Li Eryi slapped the case table: "Well, you Cheng Zhijie, who doesn't know half of the big characters, dares to deceive me with Du He. Let me tell you, what is written on it!"

"Du Xiang gave birth to a good son. He can't even hold a sword. He still wants to be a general to fight against the Turks. He even dares not return to his hometown if he doesn't take back the Hexi land of the Tang Dynasty!"

Cheng Yaojin added: "Ambition!"

Snapped.

Li Er was so angry that he slapped the table again: "Nonsense, what kind of ambition, I have countless generals I love, hundreds of thousands of elite soldiers, can't I recover the land of Hexi? Why is Du He the only one who can? The kid clearly wants to escape from marriage, and doesn't want to marry my daughter..."

Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Er anxiously, and asked, "Your Majesty, then..."

Li Er waved his hand: "Forget it, give this poem to Yu Shinan first, and tell Keming to bring Du He to see me tomorrow morning. I have to say that the writing of this poem is still very good, especially this one. The words actually have a bit of Wang Xizhi's taste... It seems that the Du family boy is not useless!"

There was a smile on Li Er's face.

(End of this chapter)