God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 309 Seven Captures of Ghosts and Gods
If we say that everyone will experience the darkest moment in their life.

For ghosts and gods, this night was definitely the darkest moment in his life.

Doo gave him a second chance to escape.

The first time, he was too careless and was poisoned by Cui San. After cutting Cui Sanyi, he fainted and was caught by Du He.

The second time, before he ran out of the courtyard, he was caught by the patrolling city envoys who rushed over.

For the third time, he threw himself into the trap for a bite to eat, and ran to Du He's brick factory on his own initiative.

With the lessons and experience of the previous three times, the ghosts and gods dared not be careless anymore, but they got up to [-] points and decided to hide in Chang'an City, and never let Du He find it again.

For the fourth time, he rummaged through the fence, entered a big family’s house, sneaked into the kitchen, and wanted to get something to eat. Who knew that he had just entered the kitchen, and before he came to remember to find something to eat, he was caught by the cook who was hiding in the kitchen and The servant girl found out, so, tired and hungry, he didn't drink a sip of water or eat a sip of food. He was chased all the way by a group of servants who came after hearing the news. He just got rid of the gang of evil slaves. Duho.

For the fifth time, he not only bought some food, but also invested a lot of money, thinking that he finally had the strength to escape, but he never thought that he was caught by Du He again as soon as he arrived on the street.

The sixth time, the ghost decided not to go anywhere, but ran to a tree and was going to sleep.Unexpectedly, just as he fell asleep, he heard his name being called from below, and when he lowered his head, it was Du He and the others again.

At this time, the ghost completely collapsed, jumped up from the tree, jumped onto the nearby houses, and ran away.

……

After a while, ghosts and gods came near Pingkangfang.

Although it was late at night, the workshop was brightly lit and very lively, with the sounds of men and women flirting one after another, and the sound of string and wind music coming and going.

Gritting his teeth, the ghost said, "This is the last chance. Du He must never let Du He catch me again."

He raised his head to look in the direction of Pingkangfang, and carefully looked around. After confirming that no one found him, he quickly walked south along the dark path.

Not long after, ghosts and gods appeared in Lanlingfang.

After getting into the workshop, he turned left and right, turned left and right, and came to the door of a dilapidated small courtyard, and knocked lightly on the door.

dong dong dong.

dong dong.

Boom boom boom... boom boom...

The knocking of ghosts and gods is very rhythmic.

This place is a place where ghosts and gods had previously connected with their own people.

Now, he found that Du He had already deployed a large number of troops in the city, which could be said to be a huge net, leaving him nowhere to escape. It seemed that he could only ask his own people for help.

Thinking of the big boss behind him, the ghosts and gods felt relieved.

That person dared to attack Du He several times, so he was naturally powerful.

After several knocks, the ghosts and gods listened attentively, only to hear faint footsteps coming from behind the door.

He settled down in his heart.

Suddenly, the courtyard door opened a crack.

Ghosts and gods can't wait to get in.

As soon as he entered the yard, he was met with a pole. Unprepared, the ghost was hit on the forehead by a pole.

bang.

The ghosts and gods only feel that there are stars in their eyes.

I only heard an old cursing voice coming from behind the door: "You are a thief, if you dare to break into a private house, I will kill you..."

Bang bang bang.

The poles smashed on the ghosts and gods' foreheads one after another.

The ghost reacted, grabbed the pole, leaned forward, and pinched the old man's neck.

He took a closer look and was suddenly surprised: "You are not a black ghost, who are you?"

Wugui is the connector of ghosts and gods.

Now, this old man is definitely not the person he is looking for.

The old man was so frightened that his soul was lost, and he said quickly: "I, I... I don't know what you are talking about, what kind of turtle is not a turtle, this yard was just bought by my son a few days ago, and my son works as a clerk in the Chang'an County Government , if you dare to hurt me, you won't be able to escape..."

Swish.

The ghost let go of the old man, and said to himself: "Hmph, Wu Gui, how dare you abandon me, is it your idea or his idea?"

As he said that, he turned to leave, but suddenly he felt a burst of stench coming towards his face. When he touched his forehead and palms, he felt something was wrong, so he asked, "Damn old man, what the hell is on your pole? Why is it so bad?" Smelly?"

The old man stammered and said, "This, this...the latrine has been filled with feces for the past few days, I just took it and poked it."

spirits:"……"

Immediately, he went back and beat up the old man, washed his face and hands with some water, and left Lanlingfang in a desolate mood.

Only then did the ghosts and gods realize that they had become an abandoned child.

Feeling depressed, he decided to go to Pingkangfang to find a few girls to vent his anger, so he ran wildly, came to Pingkangfang in a short time, found a low-key brothel, took out all the money he had stolen, and asked the old bustard to take the last Good top cards are shuffled and delivered to the room.

The ghosts and gods ate good wine and good food downstairs, and then went upstairs with satisfaction.

Pushing open the door, he said with a hey smile: "Du He, Du He, you never thought that I would come here, hmph, wait until tomorrow morning, take advantage of the chaos to escape from Chang'an City, and wander the world from then on, no one will Don't even bother with me."

After closing the door, she turned around and saw a coquettishly dressed woman sitting on the bed. The ghost took off all her clothes with a rustle, and rushed forward naked: "Little beauty, I'm here..."

Turning the shy woman's shoulders over to take a look, the ghost and god screamed, and sat bare buttocks on the ground in fright.

I saw that woman turned around, she was tall and thick, and her face was extremely rough.

Who else is not Lu Bu?
Lu Bu stood up abruptly, threw away the clothes on his body, revealed his true colors, and said dissatisfiedly: "Pretending to be a woman is still the right way, if I didn't lose to the right way with punches, I, Lu Bu, a manly man, how could I do such a thing?" Thing... haha, ghosts and gods, you have been caught again."

creak.

The door was pushed open, and Du He and Xu Zhengdao walked in with smiles.

Du He fanned his fan, looked at the naked ghosts and gods, and said, "Ghosts and gods, your seven chances have been used up, now, what else do you have to say?"

The ghost quickly got up, took the clothes from the table and put them on, and said dejectedly: "Du He, you won, I have nothing to say. It seems that whether it was before or recently, I underestimated you, you... As expected, you deserve the title of Great Demon King, I'm afraid your eyeliner is everywhere in this city of Chang'an, isn't it?"

Du He said modestly: "Where is it? I just sent a few brothers to follow it. It's not enough to reach the point where the whole city is my people."

In fact, Du He was quite disappointed.

Originally, he hoped that the ghosts and gods would lead out the person behind the scenes, but after seven chances passed, the ghosts and gods were captured seven times, but there was no trace of the person behind the scenes.

Looking at it now, it's not that the ghosts and gods are too stupid, but that the man is too calm and his methods are too clever.

(End of this chapter)