God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 357
Chapter 357
God said: Let there be light!
Then there was light in the world.
Du He said: There must be water!
But nothing happened!
On the contrary, the others were all lying on the fence of Fufeng Garden, looking at Du He curiously.
……
Before a stick of incense.
In the distance, the place surrounded by wooden boards near Changlefang.
Lu Yuan and the others were really looking forward to it, looking at the sky from time to time.
In the river, the huge iron plate hangs in mid-air.
call out.
boom.
When the fireworks exploded, Lu Yuan suddenly shouted excitedly: "Hurry up, do it!"
Several craftsmen, holding giant axes, climbed onto the shelf, aimed at the four arm-thick ropes, and looked down sharply.
bang.
After a loud bang.
The huge iron plate plunged into the water at once, and under the impact of huge force, it was directly embedded in the depths of the river bottom.
The small river flowing out of the palace was cut off immediately, and the water in the downstream decreased rapidly, while the water surface in the upstream towards the palace rose slowly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
……
Fufeng Court.
on the lake.
Du He was dressed in white, stood upright, raised his hands high, and raised his body towards the sky.
The hot air balloon rose slowly.
When it reached a height of tens of feet, it was suddenly ignited by the fireball in the basket, and it burst into flames.
It burned out in a short time.
At this moment, someone suddenly shouted: "Look, water, water!"
Everyone lowered their heads again, only to see that the lake surface was slowly rising.
Everyone around panicked.
This is the lake water of the palace, it will rise by itself.
Even Li Er was a little restless at the moment.
Immediately, a group of heavily armed guards rushed up from the surrounding area, but watching the lake slowly rise, there was nothing they could do.
No one can explain this weird phenomenon.
After a short while, I saw the lake rise up, and the water level was almost level with the small island of Fufengyuan.
The person who was still muttering about whether Du He would come ashore just now watched Du He jump ashore lightly.
Only then did everyone discover that there was a black futon-like thing under Du He's feet.
After he got ashore, he picked up the thing lightly, and he didn't know how to do it. He only heard a puff, and then it shrunk rapidly, and finally folded it like a bag and carried it on his body.
Du He walked up with fluttering clothes, smiling like a fairy.
The crowd was stunned.
Then, I saw Du He walking forward while singing: "When will the bright moon come... Ask the wine to the blue sky..."
On the other side of Fufeng Garden, on the grass.
Li Ke observed the situation on the small island, and when he heard Du He's singing, he turned around and shouted at a group of musicians behind him: "Blow, play, pull up!"
All of a sudden, various instruments started to sound.
What is played is not the tune of this era, but a kind of music that everyone has never heard.
Li Ke said excitedly: "Use a little force."
Then I saw the kid take out a tweeter from behind that didn't belong to this era. After turning it on, he said hello twice, and put it in front of the musicians.
In an instant, the sound of the music was amplified, and everyone on the small island in the distance could hear it clearly.
In the melodious music, Du He's singing is so charming.
"I would like to go back by the wind, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold in the heights!"
"..."
"Dancing clear shadow, like in the world!"
"..."
"Nung, moon and new moon!"
After singing "Water Tune Getou When Will the Moon Come", all the people in front of me were mesmerized and dreamlike.
Many people even lowered their heads quietly and wiped away their tears.
Kong Yingda: "This...is really the swan song in the world!"
"I think of my dead wife, I'm sorry for her, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Several ministers even burst into tears.
When is the bright moon?Ask Qingtian about the wine.I don't know what year is the heavenly palace.I want to take the wind to return, but I fear that Qionglou Yuyu will be very cold from the heights.Dancing clear shadow, like in the world.
Transfer to Zhuge, low Qihu, no sleep. There should be no hatred. People have sorrows and sorrows, and moons have yin and qing. Nung, moon and new moon.
This famous song has been handed down through the ages and never faded. At this moment, Du He borrowed it and sang it in the tune sung by a certain female singer in later generations, which immediately detonated the audience.
Look at the poems written by those talented people racking their brains just now, they are not even considered bullshit.
Li Lizhi was behind the crowd, with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, she sobbed and said, "This bad guy actually did something like this, it's really...so likable!"
Li Ernuonuo said to himself: "I hope that people will live forever, and enjoy the joys and joys of thousands of miles away... This brat, at such a young age, can see the joys and sorrows of this world so clearly. It's rare, rare!"
Just when everyone was savoring Du He's libretto carefully, a figure rushed out from the crowd, pointed at Du He and said loudly: "Everyone, don't be fooled by him, this Du He is here to play tricks and trick people's hearts." , is really a heinous crime, everyone, don't be fooled by him..."
This person is none other than Chang Sun Chong.
Even though Chang Sun Chong was mentally handicapped, he could tell that although Du He's libretto was not a poem, it was more than a thousand times better than his own poems like Mochizuki, so he panicked.
The self who was firmly in the first place was so unwilling to be compared like this.
Therefore, he chose a very appropriate time to jump out and accuse Du He.
When everyone heard the words, they all came to their senses and looked at Du He curiously.
However, at this moment, a petite figure suddenly rushed forward with a huge teapot, and poured it on Chang Sun Chong's head.
Chang Sun Chong was poured chills on his head, even though the tea was warm, he screamed in fright, and jumped away rolling and crawling.
Changsun Chong turned his head and was about to yell at him, but when he saw that the other party was Li Lizhi, he immediately gave up.
Behind, Empress Changsun said angrily: "Lizhi, what are you doing?"
Li Lizhi grinned: "Mother, my cousin was drunk just now, I'll sober him up!"
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue, turned and ran away.
Chang Sun Chong could only be brought down to change clothes by the two eunuchs.
At this time, Yu Shinan, the first poet of the dynasty, came forward and asked, "Uncle Huyi County, what you sang just now is not a poem, but a libretto. It's just that we have never heard such a libretto. How dare you ask me?" What is the title of the lyrics?"
Du He thought for a while, and said seriously: "Just call...Brother Shuiluotou."
As he spoke, he made a gesture of pouring water on his head.
When everyone saw it, they remembered Chang Sun Chong's tragic experience just now, and burst out laughing.
"……Hahaha……"
The scene that was serious and sad just now became joyous all at once.
"What a water drop! The character of Huyi county uncle has really not changed at all!"
"This Du He is too bad!"
……
(Eight more, thanks to the [joy, anger, sorrow and joy] [white hair fluttering] [Overlord] brothers for their rewards, thank you brothers for your support as always!)
(End of this chapter)
God said: Let there be light!
Then there was light in the world.
Du He said: There must be water!
But nothing happened!
On the contrary, the others were all lying on the fence of Fufeng Garden, looking at Du He curiously.
……
Before a stick of incense.
In the distance, the place surrounded by wooden boards near Changlefang.
Lu Yuan and the others were really looking forward to it, looking at the sky from time to time.
In the river, the huge iron plate hangs in mid-air.
call out.
boom.
When the fireworks exploded, Lu Yuan suddenly shouted excitedly: "Hurry up, do it!"
Several craftsmen, holding giant axes, climbed onto the shelf, aimed at the four arm-thick ropes, and looked down sharply.
bang.
After a loud bang.
The huge iron plate plunged into the water at once, and under the impact of huge force, it was directly embedded in the depths of the river bottom.
The small river flowing out of the palace was cut off immediately, and the water in the downstream decreased rapidly, while the water surface in the upstream towards the palace rose slowly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
……
Fufeng Court.
on the lake.
Du He was dressed in white, stood upright, raised his hands high, and raised his body towards the sky.
The hot air balloon rose slowly.
When it reached a height of tens of feet, it was suddenly ignited by the fireball in the basket, and it burst into flames.
It burned out in a short time.
At this moment, someone suddenly shouted: "Look, water, water!"
Everyone lowered their heads again, only to see that the lake surface was slowly rising.
Everyone around panicked.
This is the lake water of the palace, it will rise by itself.
Even Li Er was a little restless at the moment.
Immediately, a group of heavily armed guards rushed up from the surrounding area, but watching the lake slowly rise, there was nothing they could do.
No one can explain this weird phenomenon.
After a short while, I saw the lake rise up, and the water level was almost level with the small island of Fufengyuan.
The person who was still muttering about whether Du He would come ashore just now watched Du He jump ashore lightly.
Only then did everyone discover that there was a black futon-like thing under Du He's feet.
After he got ashore, he picked up the thing lightly, and he didn't know how to do it. He only heard a puff, and then it shrunk rapidly, and finally folded it like a bag and carried it on his body.
Du He walked up with fluttering clothes, smiling like a fairy.
The crowd was stunned.
Then, I saw Du He walking forward while singing: "When will the bright moon come... Ask the wine to the blue sky..."
On the other side of Fufeng Garden, on the grass.
Li Ke observed the situation on the small island, and when he heard Du He's singing, he turned around and shouted at a group of musicians behind him: "Blow, play, pull up!"
All of a sudden, various instruments started to sound.
What is played is not the tune of this era, but a kind of music that everyone has never heard.
Li Ke said excitedly: "Use a little force."
Then I saw the kid take out a tweeter from behind that didn't belong to this era. After turning it on, he said hello twice, and put it in front of the musicians.
In an instant, the sound of the music was amplified, and everyone on the small island in the distance could hear it clearly.
In the melodious music, Du He's singing is so charming.
"I would like to go back by the wind, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold in the heights!"
"..."
"Dancing clear shadow, like in the world!"
"..."
"Nung, moon and new moon!"
After singing "Water Tune Getou When Will the Moon Come", all the people in front of me were mesmerized and dreamlike.
Many people even lowered their heads quietly and wiped away their tears.
Kong Yingda: "This...is really the swan song in the world!"
"I think of my dead wife, I'm sorry for her, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Several ministers even burst into tears.
When is the bright moon?Ask Qingtian about the wine.I don't know what year is the heavenly palace.I want to take the wind to return, but I fear that Qionglou Yuyu will be very cold from the heights.Dancing clear shadow, like in the world.
Transfer to Zhuge, low Qihu, no sleep. There should be no hatred. People have sorrows and sorrows, and moons have yin and qing. Nung, moon and new moon.
This famous song has been handed down through the ages and never faded. At this moment, Du He borrowed it and sang it in the tune sung by a certain female singer in later generations, which immediately detonated the audience.
Look at the poems written by those talented people racking their brains just now, they are not even considered bullshit.
Li Lizhi was behind the crowd, with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, she sobbed and said, "This bad guy actually did something like this, it's really...so likable!"
Li Ernuonuo said to himself: "I hope that people will live forever, and enjoy the joys and joys of thousands of miles away... This brat, at such a young age, can see the joys and sorrows of this world so clearly. It's rare, rare!"
Just when everyone was savoring Du He's libretto carefully, a figure rushed out from the crowd, pointed at Du He and said loudly: "Everyone, don't be fooled by him, this Du He is here to play tricks and trick people's hearts." , is really a heinous crime, everyone, don't be fooled by him..."
This person is none other than Chang Sun Chong.
Even though Chang Sun Chong was mentally handicapped, he could tell that although Du He's libretto was not a poem, it was more than a thousand times better than his own poems like Mochizuki, so he panicked.
The self who was firmly in the first place was so unwilling to be compared like this.
Therefore, he chose a very appropriate time to jump out and accuse Du He.
When everyone heard the words, they all came to their senses and looked at Du He curiously.
However, at this moment, a petite figure suddenly rushed forward with a huge teapot, and poured it on Chang Sun Chong's head.
Chang Sun Chong was poured chills on his head, even though the tea was warm, he screamed in fright, and jumped away rolling and crawling.
Changsun Chong turned his head and was about to yell at him, but when he saw that the other party was Li Lizhi, he immediately gave up.
Behind, Empress Changsun said angrily: "Lizhi, what are you doing?"
Li Lizhi grinned: "Mother, my cousin was drunk just now, I'll sober him up!"
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue, turned and ran away.
Chang Sun Chong could only be brought down to change clothes by the two eunuchs.
At this time, Yu Shinan, the first poet of the dynasty, came forward and asked, "Uncle Huyi County, what you sang just now is not a poem, but a libretto. It's just that we have never heard such a libretto. How dare you ask me?" What is the title of the lyrics?"
Du He thought for a while, and said seriously: "Just call...Brother Shuiluotou."
As he spoke, he made a gesture of pouring water on his head.
When everyone saw it, they remembered Chang Sun Chong's tragic experience just now, and burst out laughing.
"……Hahaha……"
The scene that was serious and sad just now became joyous all at once.
"What a water drop! The character of Huyi county uncle has really not changed at all!"
"This Du He is too bad!"
……
(Eight more, thanks to the [joy, anger, sorrow and joy] [white hair fluttering] [Overlord] brothers for their rewards, thank you brothers for your support as always!)
(End of this chapter)
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