God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 36 Bargaining
Chapter 36 Bargaining (plus more thanks)
Du He scratched his head and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you have wronged me. You asked me to copy the book, and I copied it. Moreover, you asked me to copy it ten times, but I don't think it is a challenge. So, I I copied it twelve times, if you don’t believe me, read it!”
Du He hurriedly asked for the copied "List of Teachers" to bring over.
Li Er didn't trust Du He very much, so he hurriedly took it over and read it carefully.
A full twelve times without missing a single word.
And neatly.
For a long time, Li Er was too shocked to speak.
As we all know, writing with a brush, unless you write cursive, the speed will not increase at all.
But Du He's handwriting is neat and tidy, which can be called teeny lowercase.
Even the fastest-writing official in the province could probably only copy the teacher's list about five times in one afternoon. Du He was lucky, he had been sleeping, but he copied it twelve times.
Li Er stared at the slender handwriting, and asked curiously: "Du He, tell me honestly, how did you write these characters? It is impossible to write so thin with an ordinary brush."
Du He didn't intend to show off anymore, and pointed to the signature pen on the table: "A few days ago, I met an immortal in a dream. An old immortal saw that I was smart and smart, so he gave me some magic pens as a gift. It actually came in handy, Your Majesty, do you think this is God's will?"
Li Erna couldn't care less about this. When he saw the well-made signature pen, he couldn't wait to pick it up and tried writing.
Smooth, very smooth.
But when Du He came up, he slapped Li Er's arm.
"The posture of holding the pen is wrong, and the writing is too ugly..."
Li Er blushed, "Then how should I hold it?"
In line with the desire to popularize coin calligraphy, Du He personally went on stage to teach Li Er how to use a signature pen.
After some trials, Li Er was very satisfied.
"I like this one very much..."
Li Ergang finished speaking.
Seeing that Du He hastily put away the pen, it was obvious that he was afraid that Li Er would get it away.
Li Er looked a little unnatural.
You can't grab something from a junior, right?
"Cough cough..."
Li Er cleared his throat, and then reluctantly said: "Du He, do you still have this signature pen? Can you give me one?"
Du He rubbed his chin, thought deeply: "Let me think about it, ah, it's just that I'm locked up in this small dark room, and I'm not in a good mood! Your Majesty, we wise people don't speak dark words, I will give you two Pen, let me go home."
"Impossible!" Li Er flatly refused.
"Three!"
"no!"
"What about 5?"
Li Er still shook his head: "There is no room for negotiation on this matter. I said that as long as you reflect on yourself, you will be let go."
Du He shrugged: "That's fine, don't forget it, just close it."
Not to mention, the food in the palace is really good.
Li Er looked at the signature pen reluctantly, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, it's not that there is room for negotiation. You give me the pen, and I allow you to move freely in Tai Chi Palace and Dong Nei Yuan. The rest of the place , No entry or exit."
Du He hurriedly took out 3 signature pens, stuffed them into Li's second hand, and then turned around to go out.
Li Er was in a hurry: "Aren't there five?"
Du He laughed and said: "The condition for five sticks is that Your Majesty will let me go back to my residence... bargaining, who wouldn't!"
Li Er: "..."
In the blink of an eye, Du He had already slipped away.
"This little bastard is really hard to deal with..." Li Er sighed helplessly.
……
In the deep palace.
In the gazebo, there are two little girls sitting, they are Princess Runan Li Yuanshu and Princess Changle Li Lizhi.
Li Yuanshu looked calm.
Li Lizhi lowered her head, depressed, holding an unknown flower in her hand, and was tearing off the petals bit by bit.
Li Yuanshu comforted her and said: "Sister, I heard that the father has already imprisoned Du He and thought about it. With the father's temper, Du He will definitely be severely punished this time. You should be happy when you hear this news. Why are you unhappy?"
Li Lizhi raised her head and said pitifully: "Sister, she is your son-in-law, don't you worry about him? Du He, a big villain, dares to moleste me. I'm really mad. You will be his sooner or later." People, but I'm not... woo woo woo!"
Li Yuanshu said distressedly: "Why don't you marry him too?"
When Li Lizhi heard this, her eyes widened.
Li Yuanshu was also shocked by her bold words.
For an instant, the air was suddenly quiet.
Li Yuanshu looked at Li Lizhi!
Li Lizhi looked at Li Yuanshu!
No one knows what to say to ease the embarrassment at this moment!
There is only the sound of the wind blowing on the lake and the rustling of willow leaves.
……
Du He swam to Dongneiyuan without knowing it.
In fact, the East Inner Ring at this time is the Daming Palace that Du He visited before. Unfortunately, the Daming Palace has not been built yet.
Looking around, it is a huge lake.
Du He walked forward and suddenly saw a familiar figure.
Widening his eyes and taking a closer look, it was Wen Buren who was sitting in a wheelchair.
Wen Buren also saw Du He.
For some reason, the moment he saw Du He, he felt his legs start to ache.
"Oh, Mr. Wen, we meet again, how is your leg?" Du He stepped forward with a smile, and patted Wen Buren's leg.
Wen Buren's smile was ugly: "Mr. Du, I can see you everywhere I go!"
"Don't tell me, you left yesterday without saying goodbye, leaving behind those guards in my furniture factory and not training, what does that mean?" Du He started asking questions.
Wen Buren: "..."
After a long silence, Wen Buren said: "I will still go to the furniture factory to train everyone in the past few days, but I can only stay for two hours a day at most."
As Qiubeard's most proud disciple, Wen Buren kept his promise the most throughout his life.
Since he promised Du He that he would teach in a furniture factory for half a month, he would not break his promise.
Du He patted Wen Buren on the shoulder: "Mr. Wen really keeps his word, I admire you very much."
As he said, he took out a cigarette and lit it for Wen Buren: "Smok it, when you get lost in the smoke, you will forget the pain in your body."
Wen Buren didn't know what to do next.
After bidding farewell to Wen Buren, Du He took a stroll in the courtyard and came to the lake.
At this moment, when the sun is setting, the golden sunshine is shining on the lake, sparkling, so beautiful.
By the lake, there was an old man in coarse clothes, fishing.
Du He walked over and saw, good guy, this old man's basket is full of fish.
The old man turned his head to look at Du He, and continued to stare at his fishing rod without saying a word.
Du He found a clean place to sit down, glanced at the old man, and said, "Old man, what you're catching isn't fish, it's loneliness, right?"
pat.
When the old man heard this, his heart shook, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the fishing rod fell to the ground. He turned around and looked at Du He in shock, with disbelief written all over his face.
This chapter has been updated, thanks to [Power of Starlight] [Ye Yu ∞ Listening to the Wind] [Past Time] brothers for their rewards, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
Du He scratched his head and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you have wronged me. You asked me to copy the book, and I copied it. Moreover, you asked me to copy it ten times, but I don't think it is a challenge. So, I I copied it twelve times, if you don’t believe me, read it!”
Du He hurriedly asked for the copied "List of Teachers" to bring over.
Li Er didn't trust Du He very much, so he hurriedly took it over and read it carefully.
A full twelve times without missing a single word.
And neatly.
For a long time, Li Er was too shocked to speak.
As we all know, writing with a brush, unless you write cursive, the speed will not increase at all.
But Du He's handwriting is neat and tidy, which can be called teeny lowercase.
Even the fastest-writing official in the province could probably only copy the teacher's list about five times in one afternoon. Du He was lucky, he had been sleeping, but he copied it twelve times.
Li Er stared at the slender handwriting, and asked curiously: "Du He, tell me honestly, how did you write these characters? It is impossible to write so thin with an ordinary brush."
Du He didn't intend to show off anymore, and pointed to the signature pen on the table: "A few days ago, I met an immortal in a dream. An old immortal saw that I was smart and smart, so he gave me some magic pens as a gift. It actually came in handy, Your Majesty, do you think this is God's will?"
Li Erna couldn't care less about this. When he saw the well-made signature pen, he couldn't wait to pick it up and tried writing.
Smooth, very smooth.
But when Du He came up, he slapped Li Er's arm.
"The posture of holding the pen is wrong, and the writing is too ugly..."
Li Er blushed, "Then how should I hold it?"
In line with the desire to popularize coin calligraphy, Du He personally went on stage to teach Li Er how to use a signature pen.
After some trials, Li Er was very satisfied.
"I like this one very much..."
Li Ergang finished speaking.
Seeing that Du He hastily put away the pen, it was obvious that he was afraid that Li Er would get it away.
Li Er looked a little unnatural.
You can't grab something from a junior, right?
"Cough cough..."
Li Er cleared his throat, and then reluctantly said: "Du He, do you still have this signature pen? Can you give me one?"
Du He rubbed his chin, thought deeply: "Let me think about it, ah, it's just that I'm locked up in this small dark room, and I'm not in a good mood! Your Majesty, we wise people don't speak dark words, I will give you two Pen, let me go home."
"Impossible!" Li Er flatly refused.
"Three!"
"no!"
"What about 5?"
Li Er still shook his head: "There is no room for negotiation on this matter. I said that as long as you reflect on yourself, you will be let go."
Du He shrugged: "That's fine, don't forget it, just close it."
Not to mention, the food in the palace is really good.
Li Er looked at the signature pen reluctantly, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, it's not that there is room for negotiation. You give me the pen, and I allow you to move freely in Tai Chi Palace and Dong Nei Yuan. The rest of the place , No entry or exit."
Du He hurriedly took out 3 signature pens, stuffed them into Li's second hand, and then turned around to go out.
Li Er was in a hurry: "Aren't there five?"
Du He laughed and said: "The condition for five sticks is that Your Majesty will let me go back to my residence... bargaining, who wouldn't!"
Li Er: "..."
In the blink of an eye, Du He had already slipped away.
"This little bastard is really hard to deal with..." Li Er sighed helplessly.
……
In the deep palace.
In the gazebo, there are two little girls sitting, they are Princess Runan Li Yuanshu and Princess Changle Li Lizhi.
Li Yuanshu looked calm.
Li Lizhi lowered her head, depressed, holding an unknown flower in her hand, and was tearing off the petals bit by bit.
Li Yuanshu comforted her and said: "Sister, I heard that the father has already imprisoned Du He and thought about it. With the father's temper, Du He will definitely be severely punished this time. You should be happy when you hear this news. Why are you unhappy?"
Li Lizhi raised her head and said pitifully: "Sister, she is your son-in-law, don't you worry about him? Du He, a big villain, dares to moleste me. I'm really mad. You will be his sooner or later." People, but I'm not... woo woo woo!"
Li Yuanshu said distressedly: "Why don't you marry him too?"
When Li Lizhi heard this, her eyes widened.
Li Yuanshu was also shocked by her bold words.
For an instant, the air was suddenly quiet.
Li Yuanshu looked at Li Lizhi!
Li Lizhi looked at Li Yuanshu!
No one knows what to say to ease the embarrassment at this moment!
There is only the sound of the wind blowing on the lake and the rustling of willow leaves.
……
Du He swam to Dongneiyuan without knowing it.
In fact, the East Inner Ring at this time is the Daming Palace that Du He visited before. Unfortunately, the Daming Palace has not been built yet.
Looking around, it is a huge lake.
Du He walked forward and suddenly saw a familiar figure.
Widening his eyes and taking a closer look, it was Wen Buren who was sitting in a wheelchair.
Wen Buren also saw Du He.
For some reason, the moment he saw Du He, he felt his legs start to ache.
"Oh, Mr. Wen, we meet again, how is your leg?" Du He stepped forward with a smile, and patted Wen Buren's leg.
Wen Buren's smile was ugly: "Mr. Du, I can see you everywhere I go!"
"Don't tell me, you left yesterday without saying goodbye, leaving behind those guards in my furniture factory and not training, what does that mean?" Du He started asking questions.
Wen Buren: "..."
After a long silence, Wen Buren said: "I will still go to the furniture factory to train everyone in the past few days, but I can only stay for two hours a day at most."
As Qiubeard's most proud disciple, Wen Buren kept his promise the most throughout his life.
Since he promised Du He that he would teach in a furniture factory for half a month, he would not break his promise.
Du He patted Wen Buren on the shoulder: "Mr. Wen really keeps his word, I admire you very much."
As he said, he took out a cigarette and lit it for Wen Buren: "Smok it, when you get lost in the smoke, you will forget the pain in your body."
Wen Buren didn't know what to do next.
After bidding farewell to Wen Buren, Du He took a stroll in the courtyard and came to the lake.
At this moment, when the sun is setting, the golden sunshine is shining on the lake, sparkling, so beautiful.
By the lake, there was an old man in coarse clothes, fishing.
Du He walked over and saw, good guy, this old man's basket is full of fish.
The old man turned his head to look at Du He, and continued to stare at his fishing rod without saying a word.
Du He found a clean place to sit down, glanced at the old man, and said, "Old man, what you're catching isn't fish, it's loneliness, right?"
pat.
When the old man heard this, his heart shook, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the fishing rod fell to the ground. He turned around and looked at Du He in shock, with disbelief written all over his face.
This chapter has been updated, thanks to [Power of Starlight] [Ye Yu ∞ Listening to the Wind] [Past Time] brothers for their rewards, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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