God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 360 The Collapsed Grandson Wuji

Hearing this, Du He cursed loudly: "You just opened your mouth, talking nonsense, making a mess, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

"you……"

Without waiting for Changsun Wuji to refute, Du He continued to ask: "May I ask Mr. Changsun, it will take three days to go back and forth to Tongzhou, who will stipulate it?"

"This... why do you need to stipulate that it will take about three days for the old man to go to Tongzhou in a carriage." Changsun Wuji said with a guilty conscience.

Du He said with a smile: "It will take about three days for a good one. Maybe, maybe, maybe, I'd better stop talking about such words, my eldest grandson. At twelve hours a day, three days is 36 hours. Now go to Tongzhou. How long does it take to ride a horse?"

Changsun Wuji: "This..."

Du He: "How long does it take to take the carriage?"

Changsun Wuji: "Probably... no, it's three days, 36 hours."

"Master grandson, are you sure?"

"Of course!"

"It's really nonsense. It takes 36 hours to ride a carriage? It's better not to talk nonsense when there is no basis for this. If you are riding a slow horse and the road is repaired for two days, how can you get it in three days? If you take a carriage It's a fast horse, and it doesn't rest on the road, so why do you need three days?" Du He asked loudly.

"You...you are sophistry, who will really figure out how long it will take, isn't this full of food?" Zhangsun Wuji's nose was crooked, thinking that he was a majestic Sikong, but was given by a hairy child. If you stop asking, there is no reason not to be angry.

Du He smiled slightly, and asked back: "Since no one will calculate how much time it will take, how did Mr. Changsun keep saying that it takes three days to go to Tongzhou? You admit that you are talking nonsense. gone?"

"you……"

Changsun Wuji was questioned again.

He flicked his sleeve angrily, and said: "Du He, don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about resisting the decree, I'm not telling you how long it will take to go to Tongzhou."

"No, no, my lord, how long it takes to resist the decree and how long it takes to go to Tongzhou is essentially the same thing." Du He hurriedly added and asked, "My lord, please answer me, how long does it take to go to Tongzhou?" How long does the state take?"

"I...I don't know."

Changsun Wuji was about to go crazy. He found that he had been taken into the ditch by Du He from the very beginning, and now he couldn't climb up even if he wanted to.

"Can we not talk about the same state?" Changsun Wuji asked with some breakdown.

Du He nodded: "Okay, Mr. Grandson, then why do you think I resisted the decree?"

"Your Majesty asked you to go to Tongzhou, and you went to appear here. Isn't this the city of resistance?"

"Then tell me, how long will it take to go to Tongzhou?" Du He asked.

Changsun Wuji: "..."

How do you say it and come back again?

He jumped angrily and said: "Du He, I don't want to discuss how long it will take to go to Tongzhou. I just want to ask you, are you disrespectful?"

"No!" Du He said very simply.

"You have!"

"how to prove?"

Changsun Wuji: "If you don't go to Tongzhou, you are resisting the decree."

Du He: "How do you know I didn't go to Tongzhou?"

"You are now in the palace, so that proves that you didn't go to Tongzhou?" Changsun Wuji said angrily.

Du He laughed and said, "I'm in the palace now, how can it mean that I haven't been to Tongzhou?"

Changsun Wuji roared: "It will take at least three days to go to Tongzhou, and you are standing here so well, could it be that you went to Tongzhou and came back?"

Du He's expression was calm: "My lord, how long will it take to go to Tongzhou?"

"This……"

Changsun Wuji was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Can you not tell me how long it will take to go to Tongzhou?"

"Alright, Master Changsun, how long will it take from Tongzhou to Chang'an?" Du He asked seriously.

puff!
This time, Changsun Wuji really vomited blood.

He spurted out a mouthful of old blood, fell limply, then leaned against the pillar, pointed at Du He, and said weakly: "Old man... I won't argue with you anymore, you disrespectful brat!"

There was chaos at the scene.

Li Er had no choice but to go out in person, and hurriedly called the imperial doctor to help Changsun Wuji down for diagnosis and treatment.

Chen Shuda stepped forward and said sharply: "Your Majesty, Du He didn't say anything against his edict, but he also made his eldest grandson so angry, His Majesty the Seventh is the master."

"Your Majesty please decide!"

More than a dozen ministers said in unison.

Li Er said in a deep voice: "Du He, I will give you another chance. If you don't give me an explanation, I will punish you severely."

Li Er was indeed a little angry.

Seeing this, Du He stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, those who say that the minister resisted the edict are simply talking nonsense, because the minister has already gone to Tongzhou and returned. After receiving the edict from His Majesty yesterday, the minister rode The BMW 730 rewarded by His Majesty a few days ago flew to Tongzhou, and came back this evening in order to witness the elegance of the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Festival. Unexpectedly, these guys, their consciences are greatly broken, they think that I'm fighting against..."

After talking about it, Du He pretended to be wronged.

Chen Shuda said: "Du He, you said that you rushed to Tongzhou and came back, how can you prove it?"

"Master Chen, do you need proof? My lords, do you need proof too?"

Chen Shuda and the others nodded.

Du He sneered and said, "Okay, since you need proof, I'll give you proof!"

clap clap.

Du He clapped his hands.

Then, hurried footsteps were heard in the distance.

Everyone turned their heads and saw Yuchi Gong, the governor of Tongzhou, and his eldest son, Yuchi Baolin, hurrying towards this side.

Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

Yuchi Laohei actually came to Chang'an?

I only heard Yu Chigong shouting loudly in the voice of the male duck: "Silly son, hurry up, you will not be able to catch up with the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting later. I heard that there are not only young talents, but also many ministers' daughters participating in the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting." , that old man's daughter Fang Xiaomei is also here, if you have the ability, take Fang Xiaomei back tonight to warm the bed, your father and I will go to Fang Laohuo to propose marriage tomorrow..."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Fang Xuanling's face turned green with anger.

This old black, actually playing tricks on his own daughter for his own son, is really abominable.

Immediately, Yuchi Gong and Yuchi Baolin came in front of everyone.

Seeing him, Li Er asked in surprise: "Jingde, aren't you in Tongzhou? Why did you come to Chang'an suddenly?"

Yu Chigong said carelessly: "Isn't this sick some time ago? I don't know how Your Majesty got the news. He even sent Du He to visit me in Tongzhou, and told me that the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting will be held today. I was also idle, so I just took this opportunity to give me this dog...ah no, it's a dog, looking for a wife, so I rode my BMW 750 overnight, and followed Du He's BMW 730 all the way to Chang'an, but , I still haven’t run past this kid, I just arrived now, I hope His Majesty forgive me!”

(End of this chapter)