God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 362
Chapter 362
Just now, Du He was still wondering why he made such a big fuss at the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair, and why His Majesty Li Er kept holding back and didn't express anything.
It turned out that His Majesty Li Er was holding back his big move.
Sure enough, I only heard Li Er say: "If you tell me about the method of flying to the sky, I can forget about this matter!"
That's right, Li Er's focus has been on the hot air balloon ever since Du He fell from the sky.
That thing can drop people from the sky, others thought it was a god, but Li Er knew very well that there is no god in this world, it must be Du He's invention.
If this thing can be used by oneself, then thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers will not be an obstacle in the future, and you can go over it directly... The most important point is that in the new army's battle, the most difficult thing is to find out the enemy's movements, relying solely on the efficiency of scouts Not to mention, it is easy to be annihilated by the enemy, but with this flying thing, you only need to send a few scouts on it, rise into the air, and you can see the enemy's movements at a glance, and you can also count the enemy's size very easily. How many tents are there, whether there are ambushes around, and so on.
This thing is simply a fetish for marching and fighting!
Therefore, Li Er was moved.
For this matter, he could not blame Du He for making a big fuss about the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair.
Hearing this, Du He looked at Li Er's fiery eyes and said in his heart, "Damn it, you really treat me like a silent lamb, this time you can't just hand over this good thing so easily."
He rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle: "Your Majesty really has eyes, unlike those ordinary people who just think I'm pretending to be a ghost. In fact, this thing is my latest invention, a hot air balloon. The small one can ride a person. , floating for more than ten miles, and the big ones can even carry more than ten people and travel hundreds of miles."
Li Er was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly grabbed Du He's arm in excitement: "Is this really true? Traveling for hundreds of miles? Doesn't it mean that... the surrounding areas of Chang'an can be reached?"
"Yes, in theory."
Du He pretended to be inscrutable.
Li Er couldn't wait to say: "Then hurry up and hand it over!"
But Du He said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I invented this thing, but a few days ago, Her Royal Highness Princess Changle was brought back to the palace, and there was news that she was going to marry Sikong Mansion. , Difficulty sleeping and eating, lack of energy... Ouch, my head hurts suddenly, ah... It hurts... Oops, I seem to have lost my memory, Your Majesty, what were we discussing just now?"
"you……"
Li Er pointed at Du He, his face was a little annoyed, but he was helpless.
This thing was invented by Du He. Other than that, no one else has heard of it, let alone invented it. Even if you get angry and kill Du He, it won't help.
Li Er turned his head, looked at Du He seriously, and finally said helplessly: "Okay, brat, what's the condition, say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree to you."
"hey-hey……"
Only then did Du He smile, and said: "Your Majesty, if I remember correctly, you promise me that you can marry the two princesses to me when I become the Duke of the State and make great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. Not long after that, Princess Changle will be married off to Changsun Chong, is this considered a breach of promise?"
Hearing this, Li Er shook his head and said, "You brat, of course I won't go back on what I promised you. Otherwise, I would have agreed to do something on the auxiliary machine that day. Why wait until today? If there is another, I will send you away." In Tongzhou, I also had no choice but to not let you participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Festival, but I have to marry Lizhi to the Sikong Mansion. drag."
Du He showed contemptuous eyes, and said: "Your Majesty, you are fooling a kid, you are a majestic emperor, a famous emperor through the ages, this small matter can still trouble you, anyway, I don't care, if you If you don’t give me a clear answer, I’m afraid I won’t be able to recover my memory for a while, what kind of hot ball is this, I can’t remember it at all..."
Li Er: "..."
Isn't this Chi Guoguo's rogue?
However, Li Er had no choice.
Li Eryi flicked his sleeves: "Okay, okay, tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Du He laughed and said: "Your Majesty, there is no evidence for verbal orders, let's prove it with words."
"You... It's hard for me to talk about this matter. You actually asked me to write it down for you? The Dragon Boat Festival is possible. If it gets out, what is my prestige?" Li Er hurriedly refused.
It is not a glorious thing to exchange one's own daughter, but Du He wants to write it down by himself?There are no doors.
Du He comforted: "Your Majesty, we can write more cryptically, instead of being so straightforward, um, let's write it like this, just say that Your Majesty loves me very much and appreciates my talent very much. I have made great contributions, and in the future I can be granted the title of the Duke of our country, and Princess Runan and Princess Changle have loved me for a long time, if I can successfully become the Duke of the country, I will marry the two princesses to me, how about it?"
Li Er blew his beard and stared and said: "You brat, you know about this matter, I know, you must not let a third person know, otherwise, I will not spare you. However, I not only want the hot air balloon, but also you The method of flooding, and the thing that explodes in the air... there are three things in total."
"No problem!" Du He agreed very simply.
Afterwards, Du He drew up a contract, signed his name, pressed his fingerprints, and finally stamped Li Er's big seal.
After the contract was concluded, Li Er couldn't wait to urge: "Now, you can tell me how to make the hot air balloon."
Du He carefully folded the contract and put it away, turned around and said, "Your Majesty, before I speak, please find a place to sit down."
"Huh? Why?" Li Er asked.
"You'll find out later."
In order to get the hot air balloon manufacturing method as soon as possible, Li Er hurriedly sat down on a rotating wooden chair beside him.
Du He asked: "Your Majesty, please sit still, and you'd better hold on to the armrest."
Li Er did as he did.
Du He then said: "Your Majesty, in fact, the method of making a hot air balloon is very simple, an eight-year-old child can do it, and the hot air balloon is just my name. In fact, he also has another name, which is... Kongming Lantern."
puff.
Li Er's legs softened, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
hot air balloon?
Kongming Lantern?
Who doesn’t know about Kongming Lanterns? An important program in Chang’an City every year during the Lantern Festival is to release Kongming Lanterns.Eight-year-old children are not necessarily, but as long as they are adults, it is no problem to make Kongming lanterns.
And Du He actually said that the hot air balloon he was flying in was the Kongming Lantern, which made Li Er, who had just longed for it for a long time, feel overwhelmed.
If he hadn't sat down a long time ago and held on to the armrest, he might have fallen to the ground.
Li Er came to his senses, with a sullen expression on his face, he unhappily grabbed a plate of dim sum next to him, and threw it at Du He.
Du He was not the kind of guy like Zhao Yang who was honestly smashed, so he dodged nimbly, jumped to the side, and dodged.
"Oh, I'm going to..."
Swish.
Li Er stood up at once.
(End of this chapter)
Just now, Du He was still wondering why he made such a big fuss at the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair, and why His Majesty Li Er kept holding back and didn't express anything.
It turned out that His Majesty Li Er was holding back his big move.
Sure enough, I only heard Li Er say: "If you tell me about the method of flying to the sky, I can forget about this matter!"
That's right, Li Er's focus has been on the hot air balloon ever since Du He fell from the sky.
That thing can drop people from the sky, others thought it was a god, but Li Er knew very well that there is no god in this world, it must be Du He's invention.
If this thing can be used by oneself, then thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers will not be an obstacle in the future, and you can go over it directly... The most important point is that in the new army's battle, the most difficult thing is to find out the enemy's movements, relying solely on the efficiency of scouts Not to mention, it is easy to be annihilated by the enemy, but with this flying thing, you only need to send a few scouts on it, rise into the air, and you can see the enemy's movements at a glance, and you can also count the enemy's size very easily. How many tents are there, whether there are ambushes around, and so on.
This thing is simply a fetish for marching and fighting!
Therefore, Li Er was moved.
For this matter, he could not blame Du He for making a big fuss about the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair.
Hearing this, Du He looked at Li Er's fiery eyes and said in his heart, "Damn it, you really treat me like a silent lamb, this time you can't just hand over this good thing so easily."
He rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle: "Your Majesty really has eyes, unlike those ordinary people who just think I'm pretending to be a ghost. In fact, this thing is my latest invention, a hot air balloon. The small one can ride a person. , floating for more than ten miles, and the big ones can even carry more than ten people and travel hundreds of miles."
Li Er was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly grabbed Du He's arm in excitement: "Is this really true? Traveling for hundreds of miles? Doesn't it mean that... the surrounding areas of Chang'an can be reached?"
"Yes, in theory."
Du He pretended to be inscrutable.
Li Er couldn't wait to say: "Then hurry up and hand it over!"
But Du He said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I invented this thing, but a few days ago, Her Royal Highness Princess Changle was brought back to the palace, and there was news that she was going to marry Sikong Mansion. , Difficulty sleeping and eating, lack of energy... Ouch, my head hurts suddenly, ah... It hurts... Oops, I seem to have lost my memory, Your Majesty, what were we discussing just now?"
"you……"
Li Er pointed at Du He, his face was a little annoyed, but he was helpless.
This thing was invented by Du He. Other than that, no one else has heard of it, let alone invented it. Even if you get angry and kill Du He, it won't help.
Li Er turned his head, looked at Du He seriously, and finally said helplessly: "Okay, brat, what's the condition, say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree to you."
"hey-hey……"
Only then did Du He smile, and said: "Your Majesty, if I remember correctly, you promise me that you can marry the two princesses to me when I become the Duke of the State and make great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. Not long after that, Princess Changle will be married off to Changsun Chong, is this considered a breach of promise?"
Hearing this, Li Er shook his head and said, "You brat, of course I won't go back on what I promised you. Otherwise, I would have agreed to do something on the auxiliary machine that day. Why wait until today? If there is another, I will send you away." In Tongzhou, I also had no choice but to not let you participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Festival, but I have to marry Lizhi to the Sikong Mansion. drag."
Du He showed contemptuous eyes, and said: "Your Majesty, you are fooling a kid, you are a majestic emperor, a famous emperor through the ages, this small matter can still trouble you, anyway, I don't care, if you If you don’t give me a clear answer, I’m afraid I won’t be able to recover my memory for a while, what kind of hot ball is this, I can’t remember it at all..."
Li Er: "..."
Isn't this Chi Guoguo's rogue?
However, Li Er had no choice.
Li Eryi flicked his sleeves: "Okay, okay, tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Du He laughed and said: "Your Majesty, there is no evidence for verbal orders, let's prove it with words."
"You... It's hard for me to talk about this matter. You actually asked me to write it down for you? The Dragon Boat Festival is possible. If it gets out, what is my prestige?" Li Er hurriedly refused.
It is not a glorious thing to exchange one's own daughter, but Du He wants to write it down by himself?There are no doors.
Du He comforted: "Your Majesty, we can write more cryptically, instead of being so straightforward, um, let's write it like this, just say that Your Majesty loves me very much and appreciates my talent very much. I have made great contributions, and in the future I can be granted the title of the Duke of our country, and Princess Runan and Princess Changle have loved me for a long time, if I can successfully become the Duke of the country, I will marry the two princesses to me, how about it?"
Li Er blew his beard and stared and said: "You brat, you know about this matter, I know, you must not let a third person know, otherwise, I will not spare you. However, I not only want the hot air balloon, but also you The method of flooding, and the thing that explodes in the air... there are three things in total."
"No problem!" Du He agreed very simply.
Afterwards, Du He drew up a contract, signed his name, pressed his fingerprints, and finally stamped Li Er's big seal.
After the contract was concluded, Li Er couldn't wait to urge: "Now, you can tell me how to make the hot air balloon."
Du He carefully folded the contract and put it away, turned around and said, "Your Majesty, before I speak, please find a place to sit down."
"Huh? Why?" Li Er asked.
"You'll find out later."
In order to get the hot air balloon manufacturing method as soon as possible, Li Er hurriedly sat down on a rotating wooden chair beside him.
Du He asked: "Your Majesty, please sit still, and you'd better hold on to the armrest."
Li Er did as he did.
Du He then said: "Your Majesty, in fact, the method of making a hot air balloon is very simple, an eight-year-old child can do it, and the hot air balloon is just my name. In fact, he also has another name, which is... Kongming Lantern."
puff.
Li Er's legs softened, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
hot air balloon?
Kongming Lantern?
Who doesn’t know about Kongming Lanterns? An important program in Chang’an City every year during the Lantern Festival is to release Kongming Lanterns.Eight-year-old children are not necessarily, but as long as they are adults, it is no problem to make Kongming lanterns.
And Du He actually said that the hot air balloon he was flying in was the Kongming Lantern, which made Li Er, who had just longed for it for a long time, feel overwhelmed.
If he hadn't sat down a long time ago and held on to the armrest, he might have fallen to the ground.
Li Er came to his senses, with a sullen expression on his face, he unhappily grabbed a plate of dim sum next to him, and threw it at Du He.
Du He was not the kind of guy like Zhao Yang who was honestly smashed, so he dodged nimbly, jumped to the side, and dodged.
"Oh, I'm going to..."
Swish.
Li Er stood up at once.
(End of this chapter)
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