God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 44 Grumpy Brother
Chapter 44 Grumpy Brother
boom!
A deafening explosion sounded.
At that moment, Li Er and the others were caught off guard.
Earthquakes.
The situation changes!
It's too scary!
A tall water column suddenly rose from the originally calm lake.
Crash.
It was as if the pouring rain drenched everyone completely.
The most important thing is that there are quite a lot of fish in this heavy rain.
pat pat pat.
Fishes fell from the sky, hitting everyone's heads, shoulders, and other parts of the body.
This huge fish rain lasted for a long time before it stopped.
When I looked again, there were fish under everyone's feet, some were motionless, and more were jumping on the ground.
There was a strong and pungent smell all over the lake. No one knew that it was the smell of gunpowder.
Even Li Yuan and Li Ke were too shocked to speak.
It seems that the explosive package behind is more powerful than the previous explosion.
Du He stepped forward calmly, looked at Li Er and all the civil and military officials, and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, my lords, I'm really sorry, I was busy throwing explosives just now, I didn't notice you are here, I'm so sorry!"
When Du He found out that the explosive package had exploded successfully, he was so happy that he ignited the remaining explosive package and threw it in without noticing that Li Er and the others appeared behind him.
Cheng Yaojin patted his ears, and said nervously, "Oh, why can't I hear clearly, am I deaf?"
Others have the same confusion.
After the shock just now, everyone's hearing experienced a short-term decline.
It took a while for Li Er to recover. He pointed at Du He and was so angry that he was almost speechless: "Du He...Okay, good Du He, do you know what you are doing?"
Du He pointed to the lake surface and the fish all over the ground, and said openly: "Isn't it obvious, I'm frying fish!"
Li Er almost fainted.
"Do you know that this is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace, how dare you do anything wrong here?" Li Er reprimanded loudly.
Du He pointed to not far behind, shrugged his shoulders: "Then you have to ask that old man, he is responsible for this matter!"
Du He thought that the old man would run away, but when he turned around, he saw that the old man had already walked over.
The old man said calmly: "That's right, I asked Du Xiaozi to do it. If you have anything to do, just come to me."
The faces of the people changed greatly.
The ministers of cultural relics saluted immediately, and shouted in their mouths: "I have seen the Supreme Emperor!"
Du He was taken aback.
The emperor?
Damn, this old man is actually Li Yuan?
Du He slapped his head, feeling that he should have reacted earlier, but he just didn't think about it.
Li Er's face was very ugly. Of course he didn't dare to blame Li Yuan, so he pointed at Du He and said, "Du He, I order you to leave the palace immediately and leave immediately. I don't want to see you again..."
Li Er even had a premonition that if Du He was allowed to stay any longer, the Taiji Palace might be demolished.
Du He laughed: "Oh, brother, you are too irritable, please, please, I will leave right away, bye!"
Speaking words that everyone didn't understand, Du He put oil on the soles of his feet and hurriedly slipped away.
Although he got the token and was free to come and go, it was somewhat inconvenient without Li Er's order.
It's all right now, Li Erjin said well, let him go quickly and never show up again, which means he is completely free.
……
noon.
Du He then returned to Lai Guogong's mansion.
When old Fu stood at the door and saw Du He, he shouted excitedly: "Second Young Master is back, Second Young Master is back..."
Lu Bu and the others rushed out to greet them.
The old Fu looked at Du He's relaxed expression and asked, "Master, you seem to be in a good mood? Is there any happy event?"
Du He patted his clothes, and said nonchalantly: "Today, I accidentally blew up His Majesty's back garden. His Majesty seemed very angry. In a fit of anger, he drove me back. Do you think this is a happy event?"
"It must be..."
Old Fu subconsciously wanted to say that this must be a happy event, but as soon as the words came out, he was stunned.
"Oh, young master, why did you blow up His Majesty's back garden so well? This is a disaster..."
The happy old Fu suddenly became frowning.
When he reacted, Du He had already gone to the furniture factory to check the work.
After lunch, Du He took a shower and took a nap. After getting up, he hurriedly opened his super lottery system.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 17 shock points from the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 21 shock points from Li Ke!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 16 shock points from Emperor Li Shimin!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 7 shock points from Du Ruhui!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 11 shock points from Cheng Yaojin!"
……
There is a long list of contributors to the shock value.
Du He didn't expect that he could get more than 200 shock points just by frying fish!
Name: Du He.
Age: 15.
Shock value: 295.
Du He looked at the shock value and was a little speechless. It was only 5 shock points, and he could draw three times.
He decided to draw a lottery.
"System, this young master wants to draw a lottery!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got a pair of sunglasses!"
On the table in front of Du He, there was an extra glasses case.
It is a very ordinary glasses case without any text or pattern information on it.
He hurriedly opened it, and there was a pair of brown sunglasses lying inside, which were very similar to the eyes of a certain Baolong brand he had seen on e-commerce before, and he didn't know if it was.
Du He picked it up and put it on, it was quite comfortable, and then he went to the bronze mirror to look around, it was really unusual.
But after thinking about it, this thing seems to have no other purpose other than pretending to be aggressive.
So he pushed his eyes to the top of his head and continued to draw.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, I got a sofa cushion."
A huge, thick sofa cushion fell limply to the ground.
Du He almost knelt down.
"I'm going, system, you are too unkind! You can buy me a sofa anyway, it's not real leather, artificial leather is fine, you can get me a sofa cushion, it's useless, not even a sofa... "
Du He sized up the sofa cushion, picked it up and inspected it carefully, and finally put it under his ass to try it himself, and found that it was very soft and of good quality.
The sofa cushions are all there, and now there is a sofa missing.
Du He was depressed for a long time because of this matter, and finally threw the sofa cushion into the corner and pushed open the door.
It was noon, and the sun shone down, making people unable to open their eyes.
Du He subconsciously pushed down his glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose, and the whole world became better in an instant.
When others dare not look up at the sky, Du He can.
He walked into the yard and started strolling, which made everyone in the house jealous. They wondered what good things his Second Young Master had come up with, and it looked very cool.
One more today!
(End of this chapter)
boom!
A deafening explosion sounded.
At that moment, Li Er and the others were caught off guard.
Earthquakes.
The situation changes!
It's too scary!
A tall water column suddenly rose from the originally calm lake.
Crash.
It was as if the pouring rain drenched everyone completely.
The most important thing is that there are quite a lot of fish in this heavy rain.
pat pat pat.
Fishes fell from the sky, hitting everyone's heads, shoulders, and other parts of the body.
This huge fish rain lasted for a long time before it stopped.
When I looked again, there were fish under everyone's feet, some were motionless, and more were jumping on the ground.
There was a strong and pungent smell all over the lake. No one knew that it was the smell of gunpowder.
Even Li Yuan and Li Ke were too shocked to speak.
It seems that the explosive package behind is more powerful than the previous explosion.
Du He stepped forward calmly, looked at Li Er and all the civil and military officials, and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, my lords, I'm really sorry, I was busy throwing explosives just now, I didn't notice you are here, I'm so sorry!"
When Du He found out that the explosive package had exploded successfully, he was so happy that he ignited the remaining explosive package and threw it in without noticing that Li Er and the others appeared behind him.
Cheng Yaojin patted his ears, and said nervously, "Oh, why can't I hear clearly, am I deaf?"
Others have the same confusion.
After the shock just now, everyone's hearing experienced a short-term decline.
It took a while for Li Er to recover. He pointed at Du He and was so angry that he was almost speechless: "Du He...Okay, good Du He, do you know what you are doing?"
Du He pointed to the lake surface and the fish all over the ground, and said openly: "Isn't it obvious, I'm frying fish!"
Li Er almost fainted.
"Do you know that this is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace, how dare you do anything wrong here?" Li Er reprimanded loudly.
Du He pointed to not far behind, shrugged his shoulders: "Then you have to ask that old man, he is responsible for this matter!"
Du He thought that the old man would run away, but when he turned around, he saw that the old man had already walked over.
The old man said calmly: "That's right, I asked Du Xiaozi to do it. If you have anything to do, just come to me."
The faces of the people changed greatly.
The ministers of cultural relics saluted immediately, and shouted in their mouths: "I have seen the Supreme Emperor!"
Du He was taken aback.
The emperor?
Damn, this old man is actually Li Yuan?
Du He slapped his head, feeling that he should have reacted earlier, but he just didn't think about it.
Li Er's face was very ugly. Of course he didn't dare to blame Li Yuan, so he pointed at Du He and said, "Du He, I order you to leave the palace immediately and leave immediately. I don't want to see you again..."
Li Er even had a premonition that if Du He was allowed to stay any longer, the Taiji Palace might be demolished.
Du He laughed: "Oh, brother, you are too irritable, please, please, I will leave right away, bye!"
Speaking words that everyone didn't understand, Du He put oil on the soles of his feet and hurriedly slipped away.
Although he got the token and was free to come and go, it was somewhat inconvenient without Li Er's order.
It's all right now, Li Erjin said well, let him go quickly and never show up again, which means he is completely free.
……
noon.
Du He then returned to Lai Guogong's mansion.
When old Fu stood at the door and saw Du He, he shouted excitedly: "Second Young Master is back, Second Young Master is back..."
Lu Bu and the others rushed out to greet them.
The old Fu looked at Du He's relaxed expression and asked, "Master, you seem to be in a good mood? Is there any happy event?"
Du He patted his clothes, and said nonchalantly: "Today, I accidentally blew up His Majesty's back garden. His Majesty seemed very angry. In a fit of anger, he drove me back. Do you think this is a happy event?"
"It must be..."
Old Fu subconsciously wanted to say that this must be a happy event, but as soon as the words came out, he was stunned.
"Oh, young master, why did you blow up His Majesty's back garden so well? This is a disaster..."
The happy old Fu suddenly became frowning.
When he reacted, Du He had already gone to the furniture factory to check the work.
After lunch, Du He took a shower and took a nap. After getting up, he hurriedly opened his super lottery system.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 17 shock points from the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 21 shock points from Li Ke!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 16 shock points from Emperor Li Shimin!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 7 shock points from Du Ruhui!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 11 shock points from Cheng Yaojin!"
……
There is a long list of contributors to the shock value.
Du He didn't expect that he could get more than 200 shock points just by frying fish!
Name: Du He.
Age: 15.
Shock value: 295.
Du He looked at the shock value and was a little speechless. It was only 5 shock points, and he could draw three times.
He decided to draw a lottery.
"System, this young master wants to draw a lottery!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got a pair of sunglasses!"
On the table in front of Du He, there was an extra glasses case.
It is a very ordinary glasses case without any text or pattern information on it.
He hurriedly opened it, and there was a pair of brown sunglasses lying inside, which were very similar to the eyes of a certain Baolong brand he had seen on e-commerce before, and he didn't know if it was.
Du He picked it up and put it on, it was quite comfortable, and then he went to the bronze mirror to look around, it was really unusual.
But after thinking about it, this thing seems to have no other purpose other than pretending to be aggressive.
So he pushed his eyes to the top of his head and continued to draw.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, I got a sofa cushion."
A huge, thick sofa cushion fell limply to the ground.
Du He almost knelt down.
"I'm going, system, you are too unkind! You can buy me a sofa anyway, it's not real leather, artificial leather is fine, you can get me a sofa cushion, it's useless, not even a sofa... "
Du He sized up the sofa cushion, picked it up and inspected it carefully, and finally put it under his ass to try it himself, and found that it was very soft and of good quality.
The sofa cushions are all there, and now there is a sofa missing.
Du He was depressed for a long time because of this matter, and finally threw the sofa cushion into the corner and pushed open the door.
It was noon, and the sun shone down, making people unable to open their eyes.
Du He subconsciously pushed down his glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose, and the whole world became better in an instant.
When others dare not look up at the sky, Du He can.
He walked into the yard and started strolling, which made everyone in the house jealous. They wondered what good things his Second Young Master had come up with, and it looked very cool.
One more today!
(End of this chapter)
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