God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 5 Boss please smoke

Before going to bed, Du He turned on the super lottery system.

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got 10 shock points from Cheng Yaojin!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 10 shock points from Qin Qiong!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 5 shock points from Li Junxian!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 12 shock points from the Tan Sect!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 1 shock value from the monk's name!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 1 shock value from Li Erniu!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 2 shock points from Zhang Tiedan!"

……

Du He counted, and there were more than 100 people with a shock value of 1.

He thought for a long time before he figured it out. It turned out that the news of his escape from marriage spread throughout Chang'an City, and many people who eat melons contributed shock points to him.

"Host: Du He."

"Age: 15."

"Shock value: 360."

With nothing to do, Du He decided to draw a lottery.

Every 100 shock points can be drawn once, exactly three times, and there are still leftovers.

"lottery!"

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, I got a box of ibuprofen sustained-release capsules."

Pat, a pill box fell into Du He's hand.

Du He picked it up and saw that there was a big line on it: Ibuprofen Sustained Release Capsules.

Also, there is no markup.

"It turned out to be a box of painkillers? Brother, it's useless to ask for this thing!" Du He said speechlessly.

He had just drawn Lu Bu, the general of the Three Kingdoms, in the morning. He thought he would be able to draw Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu this time, but he would have given away a box of medicine.

Du He picked up the ibuprofen sustained-release capsules and said, "Continue to draw the lottery!"

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, I got a box of donkey glue blood enriching granules."

A gift box appeared in Du He's hand.

It was a certain brand of donkey glue blood supplementing granules that he had seen often advertised on TV before, but now there was no trademark information.

Du He was furious at the time: "System, did you do it on purpose? I'm an old man, and you actually gave me this kind of thing. Isn't it for women?"

System: "Host, the lottery draw in this system is completely random."

Du He: "..."

I was really cheated and had no place to reason.

There are 160 shock points left!
"Pick again!"

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got a Zhonghua Tobacco."

Du He suddenly widened his eyes.

After pumping for a long time, I finally got a more reliable one.

He picked up the Zhonghua cigarette and observed it carefully, and confirmed that this was the one he had smoked before.

Du He couldn't wait to open it, took out one, lit it with a torch, and took a sip.

"It's still a familiar taste... It would be perfect if there was a lighter!" Du He said with some regret.

After smoking two cigarettes in a row, Du He went to sleep contentedly.

Silent all night.

Early the next morning, before Du He got up, Lu Bu came into the room: "Master, there is an old guy outside who claims to be your father, and I have chased him away."

Du He: "..."

Damn, this big guy really doesn't use his brain.

Du He almost knelt down.

Although Du Ruhui is his cheap father, he still has some feelings.

Du He hurriedly got up, and before he had time to wash up, he hurried outside.

I saw Du Ruhui leading more than a dozen palace guards, and they were all lying on the ground at this moment.

"Father, how did you find this place?" Du He stepped forward with a smile and asked.

Du Ruhui pointed at Du He, and was so angry that he was almost speechless: "You... Nizi, you still have the face to say that now the whole city of Chang'an knows about your great achievements, and you have completely humiliated our Du family. , escaping marriage is a capital crime, if it were someone else, it would be to exterminate the nine clans!"

Du He shrugged: "Father, don't be surprised, okay, I am living well now? Besides, I am now the honorary leader of the Huguo Temple, and His Majesty is going to blame me. We also have to see if Buddhism agrees."

In this period of time in the Central Plains, Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism were the rivers and rivers. Among the lower classes, Buddhism was very popular. Although the emperor was the boss, sometimes he had to worry about the influence of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism.

When Du Ruhui heard the words, he opened his mouth wide in surprise.

He is very clear about the status of the head of the class in various temples, and he cannot be a monk unless he is a Taoist monk.

My own son, who is known as one of the four evils in Chang'an, who spends his days looking for flowers and willows, does not read poetry, books, or Buddhist scriptures, can actually become the head of the Huguo Temple?

Tanzong who was next to him hastily stepped forward and said, "Mr. Lai, there is no need to doubt. Early this morning, the ancestral hall has been registered, and Mr. Du has become the honorary head of our temple. He enjoys the highest honor among all Buddhists in the world!"

Du Ruhui looked at the idle Du He, and suddenly realized that he couldn't understand this son.

He sighed: "In this case, you can come to the palace with me to face the saint. I hope His Majesty will forgive your treason for the sake of my devotion to the Tang Dynasty!"

An hour later.

Du He followed Du Ruhui, and the father and son walked into the Tai Chi Hall one after the other.

When Li Er saw Du He, he was so angry that he clapped the case: "Du He, are you convicted?"

Du He pretended to be stupid, and laughed, then hurried forward, took out a Zhonghua, and handed it to Li Er.

"Big brother calm down, smoke a cigarette to suppress shock!"

Li Er looked at the cigarette in his hand with a dazed expression.

What is this, why have I never seen it before?

"Du He, what is this?"

"Your Majesty," Du He introduced, "this is a cigarette, named Zhonghua. As the saying goes, there is nothing that a cigarette can't solve, especially when you are angry. Come, let me demonstrate to you."

Du He took out the fire pack, lit one for himself first, then took a puff and spit out the smoke.

Seeing this, Li Er was very curious.

Du He ordered it for him, and Li Er followed Du He's example and took a sip.

"Cough cough cough..."

It was the first time he smoked, but Li Er was choked so badly that he coughed violently.

The court lady and eunuch next to her hurried forward worriedly, and the servant Zhao Yang reprimanded loudly: "Du He is so bold that he dared to murder His Majesty!"

As he said that, he was about to summon the guards with knives at the door to take Du He down.

Du Ruhui's face turned pale with fright.

Why is my son so uneasy!

I saw Li Er hurriedly waved his hand: "Okay...that's really great, is this a cigarette? It's really strong enough, hahaha..."

Li Er took a few more breaths, and suddenly, a feeling of refreshment spread throughout his body.

Du He curled his lips and said to himself, brother is still addicted the first time he sees two puffs.

Soon, after smoking one cigarette, Li Er followed Du He's example and stubbed out the cigarette butt, and asked anxiously in his heart: "Du He, how many of these cigarettes do you have? Give them to me, and I will spare you the death penalty!" "

Du He thought to himself, I will not be fooled.

He hurriedly said: "Go back to your majesty, there are no more cigarettes. If your majesty wants to smoke Zhonghua, it is better for someone to find it. Your majesty owns the Tang Dynasty and has everything, let alone cigarettes."

Li Er was overjoyed: "Well, you Du He, how dare you blame me for using your status as an emperor to suppress you. You, why didn't you learn well? Yu Shinan and Kong Yingda read your unnamed poem, and they were full of praise. With your talents, you are not inferior to the famous talents in Chang'an... But what are you going to do with the four evils of Chang'an, it is really a headache..."

Before Li Er finished speaking, he saw a eunuch rushing in with a panicked expression.

　Ask for a recommendation ticket!
　　


(End of this chapter)