God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 57 Monster
This is Kong Yingda's eldest grandson, nicknamed Aniu, born very smart, but at the age of seven or eight, he can already recite "The Analects of Confucius".

A Niu recited the opening paragraph of "The Analects" for Kong Yingda, and Kong Yingda's depressed mood improved a lot.

At this time, Ah Niu suddenly raised his head, looked at Kong Yingda seriously, and said, "Grandpa, let's buy a rotating wooden chair, I don't want to kneel on the mat anymore.

Kong Yingda was startled when he heard the words.

He seriously educated: "A Niu, this matter must never be brought up. After you are a saint, of course you have to abide by the ancient etiquette. Sit on your knees, also known as sitting upright. This is the traditional etiquette of our Confucian school. Rotating wooden chairs It is the Hu chair, which was introduced by the barbarians, and it completely deviates from the traditional etiquette of our Confucianism, so it must never be advocated. Remember it?"

A Niu nodded half-understanding: "Grandpa, I remember. But if you sit on your knees for a long time, you will become ugly bow-legged!"

Kong Yingda subconsciously looked at her legs, and when she raised her head, she suddenly felt a little dazed.

"puff……"

Kong Yingda spat out another mouthful of blood, and then fainted directly.

"Father, what's wrong with you?"

"grandfather……"

The whole mansion suddenly became chaotic.

……

East Palace.

Prince Li Chengqian convened three hardcore followers to discuss how to deal with Du He.

Changsun Chong took the lead and said: "Your Highness, the Confucius Mansion just got the news that Master Kong was so angry that he vomited blood again."

Li Chengqian was shocked: "What's going on? Did Du He do it? Du He, it's unreasonable, it's too much!"

Changsun Chong shook his head: "Your Highness, it's not Du He this time, it's Master Kong's grandson Kong Ah who is so arrogant..."

He briefly explained the whole story.

Li Chengqian and others were speechless after hearing this.

After a long while, Li Chengqian said: "This matter... is really... well, Master Kong is so old, and he was vomited blood again by a childish child. I am really worried about his body."

……

At the same moment, Du He came out of the room in Lai Guogong Mansion, stretched his waist, and said with satisfaction: "I slept happily now, hahaha..."

After returning from the palace, Du He has been asleep since then.

When he came to the yard, Du He opened the lottery system.

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 12 shock points from Emperor Taizong Li Er!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 10 shock points from Kong Yingda!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 5 shock points from Cheng Yaojin!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 3 shock points from Li Chengqian!"

……

I haven't turned on the system for a few days, and I have gained another wave of shock value.

Du He took a closer look and found that there were already more than 300 shock points.

This means that the lottery can be drawn three times.

"lottery!"

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, I got two bottles of red wine!"

puff.

An exquisite and incomparably large wooden box landed at Du He's feet.

Du He hurriedly picked it up and looked at it, it was heavy.

He hurriedly opened the box, and there were indeed two bottles of red wine inside, neatly placed in the middle, protected by foam around them, as well as a few red ribbons and four goblets.

Du He doesn't know much about red wine, and he hasn't researched it before, but looking at the exquisite packaging, it reveals a luxurious atmosphere, coupled with the system's production, it is definitely not an ordinary red wine.

"Good stuff, put it away first, it would be a waste to drink it now..." Du He said to himself, then closed the box and put it aside.

Continue to draw.

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a makeup mirror."

Swish.

On the stone table in front of Du He, a round mirror suddenly appeared.

This mirror is round, not much bigger than Du He's face, and there is a base underneath, which can adjust the angle.

Du He studied it up and down for a long time, and finally confirmed that this f*cking mirror is too ordinary.

However, limited by production technology, it is impossible to produce it in this era.

Ever since he came to Datang, Du He could only use the bronze mirror all day long.

Let’s not talk about the fuzziness of that thing, the key is that the color is not correct, the whole face is yellowed in the photo, it looks extremely weird.

Du He just happened to need this mirror.

Just right, Lao Fu came over.

Du He picked up the mirror and approached it mischievously.

As soon as Old Fu raised his head, he saw a face full of wrinkles with vertical and horizontal ravines in front of him, and he was shocked.

"oops……"

puff.

The old Fu was so frightened that he fell to the ground, pointed at the mirror in Du He's hand, and asked stammeringly: "Master, what is this... what is this, this is a monster, there are monsters, Master, hurry up!" Throw him away."

Du He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, threw the mirror on the table, and introduced: "Old Fu, you've grown so old, you didn't expect to be so timid. This is a mirror, and its function is the same as that of a bronze mirror, but it's more advanced than a bronze mirror. I don't know how many times, when you look at people, it is very clear, what you saw just now is yourself. Why, you suddenly saw yourself clearly, and you were taken aback?"

Old Fu got up, touched his face, and said doubtfully: "The person in the mirror is too old, I feel that I am still young and strong."

Old Fu is only in his early fifties, and he is actually not very old, but he has worked hard all his life and looks very old.

As he said that, he picked up the mirror, looked at himself carefully, and suddenly said with a chuckle: "Although he is a little older, his appearance is correct. Unexpectedly, this young master, you, this mirror, can be more clearly illuminated than clear water." , It is indeed much easier to use than the bronze mirror."

Seeing old Fu's smug look, Du He was speechless for a while.

Then, Old Fu looked at the mirror helplessly, and suggested: "Young master, is such a large mirror useless, why don't you give me a piece of it!"

When Du He heard it, this old boy dared to use the idea of ​​a mirror?

He snatched the mirror away, waved his hand and said: "Go, go, go, this is a priceless treasure, you dare to knock off a piece, believe it or not, this young master knocked off your hands and feet?"

Old Fu was so frightened that he ran away quickly.

After putting away the mirror, Du He continued to draw prizes.

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a portrait of Confucius!"

pat.

A rolled up portrait fell on the table.

Du He picked it up and opened it to see that it turned out to be a huge portrait as tall as a person.

Above is the portrait of Confucius whom Du He had known since elementary school.

I can't remember who the author is at the moment.

"I'm going, system, did you do it on purpose? Just as my young master had a falling out with Kong Yingda, you pulled out the portrait of his ancestor?"

"Although I am also a scholar, what's the use of this portrait? Is it possible to enshrine it, and worshiping it every day? It's better to worship the second master Guan!"

Du He was completely speechless this time.

It would have been fine in normal times, but now he just got into a confrontation with the Confucian officials headed by Kong Yingda, but suddenly he got the portrait of Confucius.

In his heart, Du He still respected the saint, but when he thought of the behavior of Kong Yingda and others, Du He had an impulse to burn the portrait with a fire.

After hesitating for a while, Du He still held back and didn't make a move.

"Forget it, put it away first, in case it is useful!"

(End of this chapter)