God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 858 ?
Chapter 858
Li Yuanshu and Li Lizhi stared at Li Er, and they didn't know where the courage came from, but they didn't even have the slightest intention to back down.
As an emperor, when Li Er got angry, his blood flowed like rivers, he could shake the world, he could scare all the stupid civil and military officials...but he couldn't scare the two weak women.
"Ugh!"
Li Er sighed, and said helplessly: "Yuanshu, Lizhi, you go out, I have something to talk to Du He! Don't worry, I will not make things difficult for Du He!"
"Father, you must keep your word!"
Li Lizhi said.Then she was dragged away from the yard by Li Yuanshu.
In the huge courtyard, only Li Er and Du He were left.
In the corner of the yard, a casserole pot was steaming hotly.
Li Er sniffed and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this tastes like beef? Like, potatoes?"
Du He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty has such a good nose, you can even fight with dogs...ah no, Your Majesty is better than dogs!"
Li Er: "..."
He wanted to kill Du He very much!
Du He added: "What I mean is that Your Majesty is wise and powerful, even this sense of taste is much stronger than ordinary people. Among them, it is a pot of beef stew with potatoes!"
This stewed beef with potatoes was originally made by Du He to reward Li Ke, king of Shu. Who knew that Li Ke saw something wrong and slipped away a long time ago, but he didn't expect to be discovered by Li Er.
In Datang, killing cattle is illegal, and eating beef is also not allowed.
Today, potatoes are the auspiciousness of the Tang Dynasty, and Li Er also has an imperial decree that no one is allowed to eat potatoes.
At this moment, there is a pot of potato stew in front of him, and Du He has both.
Li Er looked at Du He: "I need an explanation!"
Du He scratched his head: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely make it up for you... Ah bah, it's a reasonable explanation for Your Majesty. Your Majesty doesn't know. This is a sentimental little scalper. He eats grass, and only other little scalpers belong to it." Less than half, usually, when other cows look at him, it feels that the whole world is full of hostility towards it. It likes a calf with white hair on its forehead, but unfortunately that cow has never looked at it, so in One night, it committed suicide...Your Majesty knows how I am, I have always been thrifty, and uphold the practice of not wasting, so I dissected it and made it into delicious food. Regardless of its small size, it may feed many people!"
Li Er almost fainted.
Does this work too?
He couldn't help asking, "What about the potatoes?"
Du He rubbed his chin and said: "Your Majesty, I asked Fu Dazhu, the county son of Sinong, to carefully select these potatoes. They are all sick potatoes. If you put them together with other potatoes, I'm afraid It will infect other potatoes, and if others eat them, I am afraid that it will have a bad effect on the body. I think I can't waste it. Moreover, I am healthy, so it doesn't matter if the potatoes are poisonous, so let me digest them. !"
Li Er: "..."
He didn't know what to say at all.
So, Li Er walked over and opened the sand jar.
Immediately, a scent hit the nostrils.
coo.
Li Er's stomach growled.
Then, I saw him pick up the chopsticks and pick up a piece of beef.
Du He shouted: "Your Majesty, no, you can't eat that beef!"
Unfortunately, Li Er had already stuffed a piece into his mouth.
After chewing it a few times and swallowing it, Li Er was astonished as a heavenly man.
It's so delicious that Du He is eating it alone, what a reckless waste!
Turning around, I saw Du He staring at him dumbfounded.
Li Er said angrily: "What are you doing in a daze, eat!"
So, Du He also came over with bowls and chopsticks, stood opposite Li Er, and began to feast on it.
He wondered in his heart, His Majesty is turning against customers!
Smelly face!
While eating, Li Er asked: "Du He, have you thought about it clearly, if you insist on marrying the two princesses, how much resistance will you encounter?"
Du He nodded: "Your Majesty, I have already figured it out. However, resistance does not exist for me...Everything I have done since last year, there is no resistance, but not all of them Have you made it through?"
At this time, Li Er suddenly put down the bowl and chopsticks, stared at Du He, and asked, "Du He, I have one last question. If I can marry my two daughters to you, what can you give me?"
In the Hereafter, marriage cannot be a transaction.
But in this era, marriage is a transaction.
When the emperor recruits a son-in-law, what he looks at is not the character and talent of the son-in-law, but the interests behind the son-in-law.
For example, when His Majesty Li Er intended to marry Princess Li Lizhi of Changle to Changsun Chong, it was not because Changsun Chong was suave and suave. Chang'an had more outstanding young talents than Changsun Chong, but because he wanted to win over Changsun.
Everything is so naked.
Du He likes this kind of directness.
He also put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said solemnly: "Please rest assured, my father, I will definitely do my best, devote myself to death, and create for my father the most powerful empire in the world that has never been seen before or since. Let the banner of Datang spread all over the world. Let people all over the world know the reputation of Datang Tian Khan."
Before Du He finished speaking, Li Er suddenly raised his head and chest, with a yearning look on his face.
The most powerful empire?
The whole world knows Datang Tian Khan?
This is what Li Er has been thinking about countless days and nights!
Du He's words were exactly what he wanted.
Li Er, who was somewhat dissatisfied with Du He, was very satisfied at the moment.
When others said this, Li Er only thought he was insane.
But when Du He said this, Li Er thought that this kid is capable!
After all, it took only two years for Du He to become Duke Hu, which is the best proof!
He thought carefully about Du He's words, and suddenly asked: "What did you call me just now?"
Du He chuckled: "Father, father, we will be a family from now on!"
This is a family?
Li Er had a black thread on his face and scolded, "Shameless!"
"hey-hey……"
Li Er turned around and walked out, walked to the door, turned around and said: "Be honest with me recently, the matter of bestowing a marriage still needs to be discussed in court... Also, tomorrow I will ask Zhao Yang to send a royal chef Come here, you must give him the recipe of beef stew with potatoes, otherwise, I will not spare you!"
Du He was surprised and said: "Father, the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people. Is it wrong for the father to take the lead in eating beef and potatoes?"
Li Er: "..."
Li Er quickly left.
This time, he directly took Li Yuanshu and Li Lizhi away.
Li Ke, who is sharper than a dog's nose, appeared as soon as Li Er left.
When he rushed to the backyard of the county office and saw that there was not even soup left in the pot of beef stew with potatoes, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
He grabbed Du He's hand and said aggrievedly: "Teacher, my father took sister Yuanshu and sister Lizhi away again. Why don't I bring them out again? After all, I have experience in this matter. My request It’s not high, as long as the teacher cooks me another pot of beef stew with potatoes!”
Du He: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
Li Yuanshu and Li Lizhi stared at Li Er, and they didn't know where the courage came from, but they didn't even have the slightest intention to back down.
As an emperor, when Li Er got angry, his blood flowed like rivers, he could shake the world, he could scare all the stupid civil and military officials...but he couldn't scare the two weak women.
"Ugh!"
Li Er sighed, and said helplessly: "Yuanshu, Lizhi, you go out, I have something to talk to Du He! Don't worry, I will not make things difficult for Du He!"
"Father, you must keep your word!"
Li Lizhi said.Then she was dragged away from the yard by Li Yuanshu.
In the huge courtyard, only Li Er and Du He were left.
In the corner of the yard, a casserole pot was steaming hotly.
Li Er sniffed and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this tastes like beef? Like, potatoes?"
Du He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty has such a good nose, you can even fight with dogs...ah no, Your Majesty is better than dogs!"
Li Er: "..."
He wanted to kill Du He very much!
Du He added: "What I mean is that Your Majesty is wise and powerful, even this sense of taste is much stronger than ordinary people. Among them, it is a pot of beef stew with potatoes!"
This stewed beef with potatoes was originally made by Du He to reward Li Ke, king of Shu. Who knew that Li Ke saw something wrong and slipped away a long time ago, but he didn't expect to be discovered by Li Er.
In Datang, killing cattle is illegal, and eating beef is also not allowed.
Today, potatoes are the auspiciousness of the Tang Dynasty, and Li Er also has an imperial decree that no one is allowed to eat potatoes.
At this moment, there is a pot of potato stew in front of him, and Du He has both.
Li Er looked at Du He: "I need an explanation!"
Du He scratched his head: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely make it up for you... Ah bah, it's a reasonable explanation for Your Majesty. Your Majesty doesn't know. This is a sentimental little scalper. He eats grass, and only other little scalpers belong to it." Less than half, usually, when other cows look at him, it feels that the whole world is full of hostility towards it. It likes a calf with white hair on its forehead, but unfortunately that cow has never looked at it, so in One night, it committed suicide...Your Majesty knows how I am, I have always been thrifty, and uphold the practice of not wasting, so I dissected it and made it into delicious food. Regardless of its small size, it may feed many people!"
Li Er almost fainted.
Does this work too?
He couldn't help asking, "What about the potatoes?"
Du He rubbed his chin and said: "Your Majesty, I asked Fu Dazhu, the county son of Sinong, to carefully select these potatoes. They are all sick potatoes. If you put them together with other potatoes, I'm afraid It will infect other potatoes, and if others eat them, I am afraid that it will have a bad effect on the body. I think I can't waste it. Moreover, I am healthy, so it doesn't matter if the potatoes are poisonous, so let me digest them. !"
Li Er: "..."
He didn't know what to say at all.
So, Li Er walked over and opened the sand jar.
Immediately, a scent hit the nostrils.
coo.
Li Er's stomach growled.
Then, I saw him pick up the chopsticks and pick up a piece of beef.
Du He shouted: "Your Majesty, no, you can't eat that beef!"
Unfortunately, Li Er had already stuffed a piece into his mouth.
After chewing it a few times and swallowing it, Li Er was astonished as a heavenly man.
It's so delicious that Du He is eating it alone, what a reckless waste!
Turning around, I saw Du He staring at him dumbfounded.
Li Er said angrily: "What are you doing in a daze, eat!"
So, Du He also came over with bowls and chopsticks, stood opposite Li Er, and began to feast on it.
He wondered in his heart, His Majesty is turning against customers!
Smelly face!
While eating, Li Er asked: "Du He, have you thought about it clearly, if you insist on marrying the two princesses, how much resistance will you encounter?"
Du He nodded: "Your Majesty, I have already figured it out. However, resistance does not exist for me...Everything I have done since last year, there is no resistance, but not all of them Have you made it through?"
At this time, Li Er suddenly put down the bowl and chopsticks, stared at Du He, and asked, "Du He, I have one last question. If I can marry my two daughters to you, what can you give me?"
In the Hereafter, marriage cannot be a transaction.
But in this era, marriage is a transaction.
When the emperor recruits a son-in-law, what he looks at is not the character and talent of the son-in-law, but the interests behind the son-in-law.
For example, when His Majesty Li Er intended to marry Princess Li Lizhi of Changle to Changsun Chong, it was not because Changsun Chong was suave and suave. Chang'an had more outstanding young talents than Changsun Chong, but because he wanted to win over Changsun.
Everything is so naked.
Du He likes this kind of directness.
He also put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said solemnly: "Please rest assured, my father, I will definitely do my best, devote myself to death, and create for my father the most powerful empire in the world that has never been seen before or since. Let the banner of Datang spread all over the world. Let people all over the world know the reputation of Datang Tian Khan."
Before Du He finished speaking, Li Er suddenly raised his head and chest, with a yearning look on his face.
The most powerful empire?
The whole world knows Datang Tian Khan?
This is what Li Er has been thinking about countless days and nights!
Du He's words were exactly what he wanted.
Li Er, who was somewhat dissatisfied with Du He, was very satisfied at the moment.
When others said this, Li Er only thought he was insane.
But when Du He said this, Li Er thought that this kid is capable!
After all, it took only two years for Du He to become Duke Hu, which is the best proof!
He thought carefully about Du He's words, and suddenly asked: "What did you call me just now?"
Du He chuckled: "Father, father, we will be a family from now on!"
This is a family?
Li Er had a black thread on his face and scolded, "Shameless!"
"hey-hey……"
Li Er turned around and walked out, walked to the door, turned around and said: "Be honest with me recently, the matter of bestowing a marriage still needs to be discussed in court... Also, tomorrow I will ask Zhao Yang to send a royal chef Come here, you must give him the recipe of beef stew with potatoes, otherwise, I will not spare you!"
Du He was surprised and said: "Father, the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people. Is it wrong for the father to take the lead in eating beef and potatoes?"
Li Er: "..."
Li Er quickly left.
This time, he directly took Li Yuanshu and Li Lizhi away.
Li Ke, who is sharper than a dog's nose, appeared as soon as Li Er left.
When he rushed to the backyard of the county office and saw that there was not even soup left in the pot of beef stew with potatoes, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
He grabbed Du He's hand and said aggrievedly: "Teacher, my father took sister Yuanshu and sister Lizhi away again. Why don't I bring them out again? After all, I have experience in this matter. My request It’s not high, as long as the teacher cooks me another pot of beef stew with potatoes!”
Du He: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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