God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 929 Crazy Primitives

Chang Sun Chong originally thought that Du He would prepare some strange gift, after all, Du He has made all kinds of weird things before.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a pot of soup.

He sneered and said: "Du He, if you are so perfunctory, aren't you afraid that your father and queen mother will be displeased? That's all, you just wait to be ridiculed by the civil and military officials of the court!"

Chang Sun Chong was very proud.

Also a concubine, Du He married two princesses, but he only married one.

Du He married Princess Runan and Princess Changle, who were extremely beautiful, but he married Princess Yuzhang, who was more fierce than a tigress.

Chang Sun Chong has always been extremely jealous.

Now, at this court banquet, he wanted to win the battle and beat Du He.

Doo shrugged.

Too lazy to deal with fools.

But Li Lizhi whispered viciously: "Cousin is really unreasonable, presenting a gift is nothing more than a formality, why should he be so aggressive, besides, we don't care about what we present, hum!"

Du He comforted: "A mad dog bites, don't tell me you want to bite back?"

"This princess won't bite back, but I won't just let him go..." Li Lizhi waved her small pink fist, with a dissatisfied expression on her face, she gave her eldest grandson a hard look.

Soon, the ceremony official announced that the princes began to present gifts.

Chang Sun Chong was the first to stand up.

He took out a scroll from behind, glanced at Du He triumphantly, and then walked towards the field.

Li Lizhi suddenly rolled her eyes, and suddenly took out two glass beads from her sleeve.

These are the latest glass beads produced by the glass factory, and they have become a popular new gadget in Chang'an, but Li Lizhi brought a lot of them with him.

I saw Changsun Chong opening the scroll while walking.

Li Lizhi saw the timing, threw two glass beads out at once, and rolled along the ground to Changsun Chong's feet.

It was the very proud eldest Sun Chong who didn't notice the situation under his feet at all. He stepped on the glass beads and slipped.

The body falls forward.

Pull with both hands.

stab.

The scroll that had just been half opened was torn in half.

puff.

Chang Sun Chong fell to the ground in a posture like a dog eating shit.

"Ha ha……"

The crowd burst into laughter.

The eldest grandson stood up in disgrace, but saw that the scroll in his hand was already in disgrace.

Above, Li Er and Empress Changsun frowned.

Chang Sun Chong is not too young, but he is so reckless, it is indeed unbelievable.

Changsun Wuji hated iron but not steel.

Chang Sun Chong's gift was chosen with his help, and it was for Chang Sun Chong to leave a good impression in front of His Majesty, Queen, and civil and military officials.

After all, Changsun Chong is now the Shaoqin of Dali Temple, and the next step is to go to the center of the court. With a good image, he will naturally get help from many people.

Who knew, this guy is so embarrassing!

At this time, the queen said, "Chong'er, what gift are you going to offer?"

Changsun Chong settled down, and then said: "I report to my father, my mother, and my son, that I am going to present a picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains. This picture was personally drawn by my son, Mr. Gongsun Ze, when he went to Luoyang... "

As he spoke, he reopened the scroll in his hand.

It is indeed a majestic picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, with mountains, rivers, seas, and skies... It is everyone's handwriting at first glance.

Such an ingenious painting is indeed different.

Unfortunately, it has all been destroyed.

All efforts are in vain.

Li Er waved his hand and said lightly: "Leave it to Zhao Yang, you can go down!"

Not even a word of praise.

Chang Sun Chong returned to his seat in great disappointment.

He turned his head, but saw Du He smiling at him, and couldn't help being furious: "Du He... don't be complacent, although I made a mistake when I presented the gift, but this incomplete map of thousands of miles of mountains and rivers is better than yours. Guotang is strong, if you don’t believe me, let’s wait and see.”

Du He smiled noncommittally.

Next is Li Chengqian's gift.

Li Chengqian presented a vegetable that he had recently cultivated himself, as well as a new type of fertilizer. This fertilizer can increase the original grain production by more than [-]%, and after many experiments, it can be mass-produced.

As soon as the fertilizer came out, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked.

The ministers who originally opposed Li Chengqian's appointment as the director of the Huxian Agricultural Research Institute were all speechless at this time.

The reason why everyone opposed it was because they thought that Li Chengqian went to Hu County to do nothing. Who would have thought that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was so capable that he really produced fertilizer.

Li Er was very happy, praised Li Chengqian, and finally told Li Chengqian not to forget his status as the crown prince.

Li Chengqian was very happy to be appreciated by Li Er.

Then the person who presented the gift was Li Ke.

"Please present the King of Shu!" Zhao Yang shouted at the top of his voice.

However, everyone turned their heads to search, but Li Ke was nowhere to be seen.

Du He was also taken aback, he saw Li Ke just now, but in a blink of an eye, this kid disappeared without a trace.

He asked curiously: "By the way, what is His Royal Highness the King of Shu planning to offer?"

Both Li Yuanshu and Li Lizhi shook their heads.

Du He remembered that when Li Ke went to the county government office in Hu County yesterday, he seemed to say something about his gift, but unfortunately, Du He was busy at the time and didn't listen.

Therefore, he had no idea what kind of plane Li Ke was working on.

Could it be that this kid didn't prepare a gift at all and just ran away?

With the wonderful personality of the little black fat man, it's not that he can't do it.

popping.

At this moment, several of the surrounding torches went out at the same time.

Everyone was shocked.

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

Dense drums suddenly sounded all around.

Then, a group of people rushed in from the outside and rushed directly to the field.

Many people panicked with fright, thinking that something happened, even His Majesty Li Er couldn't sit still, thinking that someone was going to rebel or something.

I didn't feel relieved until I saw the dozen or so people running into the field with sticks in their hands but no other weapons.

Taking a closer look at the dozen or so people in the field, Du He was startled.

These dozen or so guys, in this cold weather, are actually naked, only wearing clothes made of a few leaves on their bodies, each of them is colorfully painted, all of them are physically strong, the muscles on the big arms, and the Like a stone, it bulges piece by piece.

Suddenly, one of the leaders stepped forward and said loudly, "Father, Queen Mother, I have prepared a dance for you called: Crazy Primitives!"

Everyone listened to this voice, who else is not the king of Shu?

Du He widened his eyes and saw that Li Ke was naked and had some make-up on his body. He looked stronger than anyone else.

He held a sharpened wooden stick in his hand, and slapped his mouth with the palm of his hand: "Wow, woo, woo, woo..."

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

The drums sounded in due time.

A group of "primitives" started dancing with sticks.

At first, everyone thought it was a nonsense, but gradually discovered that there was a lot of tricks in it, and it seemed to be a big hunting show of primitive people, so many people began to watch it with relish.

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(End of this chapter)