Rebirth in another world as a fake eunuch
Chapter 2 Concubine Yin
Chapter 2 Concubine Yin
"Me, go in?" Wang Kuo was stunned for a moment, pointed to his nose, and said with some hesitation, "Is this not good?"
As soon as Wang Kuo's words fell, the maid's face turned cold when he didn't want to, "Why, is it possible that you still want to disobey your mother's order?"
Speaking of this, the palace maid stepped forward to push the door, while continuing to reprimand angrily.
"I want to see how many heads you have, whether they are enough for our mother to chop off."
"No, no, since it's your mother's order, how dare I disobey it, I'll go in now, I'll go in right away."
Wang Kuo was taken aback by the court lady's attitude, and quickly stepped forward to grab the court lady's show hand.
"Sister, it's okay if I'm wrong, I don't need to trouble you, I just go in by myself."
"Hmph, you don't know how to live or die, get out of here quickly, if you make your mother anxious, be careful of your dog's head."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes..." Wang Kuo showed a smile that was uglier than crying, but he still nodded hurriedly on his mouth. He didn't dare to hesitate, so he could only push it away. The door of the bedroom.
Pushing open the door of the bedroom, Wang Kuo cursed in his heart, Ah Q's spirit was perfectly reflected by him at this moment, since he can't afford to offend him, let's vent his anger by cursing a few words in his heart.
Some people might call him useless, or laugh at his lack of guts, and only dare to curse a few words in their hearts, what kind of skill is it?
But Wang Kuo just wanted to say, is it really necessary for him to resist for a moment of anger?
It would be nice to be able to scold a few words in my heart to relieve my anger. In this world with clear distinctions between superiority and inferiority, if you really want to get into the trouble of beheading for a moment of anger, you are really stupid.
It stands to reason that Concubine Yin, who is as beautiful as a flower, takes a shower, is this a scene that many men dream of seeing?Wang Kuo doesn't want to watch it?
It's not that he doesn't want to watch it, it's not that he's hypocritical, it's not that he's not a man, it's that he's afraid.
It was because he was so much a man that he was afraid, afraid that he would show his flaws uncontrollably.
Tremblingly, he pushed open the door of Huayang Palace's bedroom, and what he saw was not the fragrant scene he imagined, but a small screen appeared in front of his eyes.
On both sides of the screen were three thinly dressed court ladies. Because the screen was not big, their figures all appeared in front of Wang Kuo's eyes.
I saw that they were holding flowers and continuously sprinkled the petals into the barrel.
Or hold a white cotton cloth to wipe the enchanting figure behind the screen.
Or hold a wooden spoon and continuously add hot water to the wooden bucket behind the screen.
And through the small screen, one can just see a very enchanting figure.
"Your Majesty, the younger one is the eunuch from the Huanyi Bureau, and he is here to deliver clothes to your Majesty."
Wang Kuo kept chanting the four-character scriptures in his heart, "Beautiful face and white bone, white bone and red face, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form." Wang Kuo knelt down to report the report without even daring to lift his head.
And following the report, his head lowered lower and lower until it touched the ground before it stopped.
However, what no one noticed was that Wang Kuo's body was trembling.
It was also because he had seen Concubine Yin's beauty and beauty before, so at this moment, Concubine Yin's beauty came to mind very naturally.
A picture of a beauty bathing came to mind.
"Why, you seem to be very afraid of Bengong? Is Bengong too ugly?" A clear and sweet voice suddenly came from behind the screen, like an oriole chirping, and Wang Kuo hurriedly lowered his head even lower in fright. One point.
"I would like to report to your empress, your empress looks beautiful, like a fairy descending to earth, the little ones are completely amazed by her astonishing beauty."
"Hehe, the small mouth is quite sweet, I like it... Come on, give me his mouth, the little servant, how dare you call yourself a small one in front of me, without rules, so big What courage." One moment he was laughing coquettishly, but the next moment suddenly changed, which also made Wang Kuo, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, feel anxious again in an instant, and couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart, "Mother Xipi."
"It's the lady."
The three maids who were in charge of serving Concubine Yin seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and without any hesitation, one of them walked up to Wang Kuo and hit him with her hand.
"Snapped……"
A crisp sound resounded in the huge bedroom, Wang Kuo felt pain in his cheek, and then there was another crisp sound, and at the same time, he felt severe pain on the other cheek.
clap clap clap...
A series of stabbing pains pierced Wang Kuo's heart. As a modern man, when was he ever bullied like this?You must know that the saying that you don't slap someone in the face is not for nothing, it is completely trampling a person's face and dignity on the ground.
However, even though his heart was burning with anger, Wang Kuo didn't dare to resist, he could only lower his head and let the maid's hands slap his face continuously, gritted his teeth secretly but could only swallow in his heart.
"Okay, stop."
I don't know how many times he was beaten, Wang Kuo only felt that his face was completely swollen like steamed steamed buns, and only then did he hear Concubine Yin's words in a daze.
"Huanyi Bureau, hehe, you really do your best." Concubine Yin sneered, but she couldn't see Wang Kuo's scarlet eyes through the screen, and continued to say: "There You also remember it for me, you are just a little servant, you can not offend anyone..."
As Concubine Yin kept talking, Wang Kuo's chest began to fluctuate. While his eyes were flushed, he secretly gritted his teeth, showing a hideous look. No one was found.
If someone looks down at Wang Kuo at this time, they will find that his current demeanor is like those businessmen who have lost their fortunes and gamblers who have nothing. A look of despair.
If there is a neurologist here, he will also find that his current state is exactly the same as some neurotic patients.
"Your Majesty, this servant has something to say to you alone...you are so bold, you actually dare to interrupt Your Majesty's words, and then open your mouth."
Interrupting Concubine Yin's words is a taboo for eunuchs and court ladies like them, so the moment Wang Kuo spoke, before Concubine Yin could speak, the maid in charge of scattering the petals had already spoken to reprimand her.
There are some things that the master does not need to talk about, and these slaves must learn to share the master's worries.
Seeing that the beating was about to come again, Wang Kuo, who lowered his head, didn't seem to have heard it, as if the one who was about to be beaten was not him, but someone who had never had anything to do with him. Said the incomprehensible voice.
"Your Majesty, this matter is related to the imperial concubine and the empress..."
"Ok?"
Before Wang Kuo could finish speaking, Concubine Yin's hands stirring the water suddenly stopped, her eyes flickered and she looked back at Wang Kuo who was kneeling there for the first time.
"Dog, do you know what will happen if you lie to me?"
In fact, it's no wonder Concubine Yin doesn't believe him, it's because Wang Kuo's current status is very low, he can only be regarded as a newcomer who has just entered the palace for less than half a year, how could he know such a secret?
Peng Peng Peng... After Concubine Yin finished saying a word, Wang Kuo immediately knocked his head on the ground, kowtowed and pretended to be sincere and fearful.
"Young lady knows, young lady knows, please don't worry, my lady, I never dare to lie to my lady, it's because of the news I heard suddenly the night before yesterday, I hope my lady will learn from you."
The swearing look and the sincere and fearful voice are very deceptive.
When Wang Kuo heard Concubine Yin asking him, he was no longer afraid. Instead, he couldn't help but feel a burst of enthusiasm and blood gushing when he thought about what he was going to do next.
"Hmph, you don't dare to judge me. Tell me everything you know. If you agree, you will be rewarded. If you say something wrong..."
Concubine Yin didn't explain what to do if she made a mistake, but Wang Kuo didn't need his brain, even if he thought about it with his butt, he knew that it was a threat. I am afraid that I will expose myself because of a negligence.
It wasn't until he felt that his mood was almost calmed down that he deliberately looked at the three court ladies with a hesitant expression, because Wang Kuo knew that the current Concubine Yin was definitely looking at him.
"Well, come and answer before me, you all go out, remember, no one is allowed to come in without my order."
Sure enough, after seeing Wang Kuo's hesitant expression, Concubine Yin only hesitated a little, and waved the three court ladies back out.
"Yes, empress." Wang Kuo and the three maids respectfully agreed at the same time, but Wang Kuo didn't move until the three maids had completely exited the bedroom and closed the door, then carefully bent over and stood up, Walking towards Concubine Yin step by step.
"What's the matter? I can't stand it after kneeling for a while?" Concubine Yin noticed Wang Kuo's unnaturalness, but she didn't think too much about it. She just thought that it was because his kneeling leg was numb, that's why he bent over and walked, but she didn't know Wang Kuo is hiding somewhere.
"Okay, just stand there and tell me everything you know. If you speak well, you will be rewarded." Concubine Yin poured water on her body to take a bath, with flower petals on her body, and a faint fragrance permeated the air. The slender jade fingers kept rubbing gently on the proud figure, Wang Kuo's heart was pounding when he saw the enchanting and charming appearance, and the flames became more and more intense.
Smash it, smash it, and suppress the flame in his heart, Wang Kuo then admired the beautiful scenery in front of him, and said with a smile: "Hey, the little one has to thank you first, but before I talk about it, there is one thing for the little one You need to ask your wife."
"Huh? Tell me?"
Under Wang Kuo's gaze, Concubine Yin felt inexplicably flustered, and a blush appeared on her cheeks. Even because of the flustered reason, she didn't hear the change in Wang Kuo's tone.
Wang Kuo also suddenly noticed that Concubine Yin looked at him with strange meanings, but at this moment, he didn't have time to think about it, so he opened his mouth and said.
"May I ask you, if a concubine gave the emperor a green hat, what kind of crime would it be?"
(End of this chapter)
"Me, go in?" Wang Kuo was stunned for a moment, pointed to his nose, and said with some hesitation, "Is this not good?"
As soon as Wang Kuo's words fell, the maid's face turned cold when he didn't want to, "Why, is it possible that you still want to disobey your mother's order?"
Speaking of this, the palace maid stepped forward to push the door, while continuing to reprimand angrily.
"I want to see how many heads you have, whether they are enough for our mother to chop off."
"No, no, since it's your mother's order, how dare I disobey it, I'll go in now, I'll go in right away."
Wang Kuo was taken aback by the court lady's attitude, and quickly stepped forward to grab the court lady's show hand.
"Sister, it's okay if I'm wrong, I don't need to trouble you, I just go in by myself."
"Hmph, you don't know how to live or die, get out of here quickly, if you make your mother anxious, be careful of your dog's head."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes..." Wang Kuo showed a smile that was uglier than crying, but he still nodded hurriedly on his mouth. He didn't dare to hesitate, so he could only push it away. The door of the bedroom.
Pushing open the door of the bedroom, Wang Kuo cursed in his heart, Ah Q's spirit was perfectly reflected by him at this moment, since he can't afford to offend him, let's vent his anger by cursing a few words in his heart.
Some people might call him useless, or laugh at his lack of guts, and only dare to curse a few words in their hearts, what kind of skill is it?
But Wang Kuo just wanted to say, is it really necessary for him to resist for a moment of anger?
It would be nice to be able to scold a few words in my heart to relieve my anger. In this world with clear distinctions between superiority and inferiority, if you really want to get into the trouble of beheading for a moment of anger, you are really stupid.
It stands to reason that Concubine Yin, who is as beautiful as a flower, takes a shower, is this a scene that many men dream of seeing?Wang Kuo doesn't want to watch it?
It's not that he doesn't want to watch it, it's not that he's hypocritical, it's not that he's not a man, it's that he's afraid.
It was because he was so much a man that he was afraid, afraid that he would show his flaws uncontrollably.
Tremblingly, he pushed open the door of Huayang Palace's bedroom, and what he saw was not the fragrant scene he imagined, but a small screen appeared in front of his eyes.
On both sides of the screen were three thinly dressed court ladies. Because the screen was not big, their figures all appeared in front of Wang Kuo's eyes.
I saw that they were holding flowers and continuously sprinkled the petals into the barrel.
Or hold a white cotton cloth to wipe the enchanting figure behind the screen.
Or hold a wooden spoon and continuously add hot water to the wooden bucket behind the screen.
And through the small screen, one can just see a very enchanting figure.
"Your Majesty, the younger one is the eunuch from the Huanyi Bureau, and he is here to deliver clothes to your Majesty."
Wang Kuo kept chanting the four-character scriptures in his heart, "Beautiful face and white bone, white bone and red face, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form." Wang Kuo knelt down to report the report without even daring to lift his head.
And following the report, his head lowered lower and lower until it touched the ground before it stopped.
However, what no one noticed was that Wang Kuo's body was trembling.
It was also because he had seen Concubine Yin's beauty and beauty before, so at this moment, Concubine Yin's beauty came to mind very naturally.
A picture of a beauty bathing came to mind.
"Why, you seem to be very afraid of Bengong? Is Bengong too ugly?" A clear and sweet voice suddenly came from behind the screen, like an oriole chirping, and Wang Kuo hurriedly lowered his head even lower in fright. One point.
"I would like to report to your empress, your empress looks beautiful, like a fairy descending to earth, the little ones are completely amazed by her astonishing beauty."
"Hehe, the small mouth is quite sweet, I like it... Come on, give me his mouth, the little servant, how dare you call yourself a small one in front of me, without rules, so big What courage." One moment he was laughing coquettishly, but the next moment suddenly changed, which also made Wang Kuo, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, feel anxious again in an instant, and couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart, "Mother Xipi."
"It's the lady."
The three maids who were in charge of serving Concubine Yin seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and without any hesitation, one of them walked up to Wang Kuo and hit him with her hand.
"Snapped……"
A crisp sound resounded in the huge bedroom, Wang Kuo felt pain in his cheek, and then there was another crisp sound, and at the same time, he felt severe pain on the other cheek.
clap clap clap...
A series of stabbing pains pierced Wang Kuo's heart. As a modern man, when was he ever bullied like this?You must know that the saying that you don't slap someone in the face is not for nothing, it is completely trampling a person's face and dignity on the ground.
However, even though his heart was burning with anger, Wang Kuo didn't dare to resist, he could only lower his head and let the maid's hands slap his face continuously, gritted his teeth secretly but could only swallow in his heart.
"Okay, stop."
I don't know how many times he was beaten, Wang Kuo only felt that his face was completely swollen like steamed steamed buns, and only then did he hear Concubine Yin's words in a daze.
"Huanyi Bureau, hehe, you really do your best." Concubine Yin sneered, but she couldn't see Wang Kuo's scarlet eyes through the screen, and continued to say: "There You also remember it for me, you are just a little servant, you can not offend anyone..."
As Concubine Yin kept talking, Wang Kuo's chest began to fluctuate. While his eyes were flushed, he secretly gritted his teeth, showing a hideous look. No one was found.
If someone looks down at Wang Kuo at this time, they will find that his current demeanor is like those businessmen who have lost their fortunes and gamblers who have nothing. A look of despair.
If there is a neurologist here, he will also find that his current state is exactly the same as some neurotic patients.
"Your Majesty, this servant has something to say to you alone...you are so bold, you actually dare to interrupt Your Majesty's words, and then open your mouth."
Interrupting Concubine Yin's words is a taboo for eunuchs and court ladies like them, so the moment Wang Kuo spoke, before Concubine Yin could speak, the maid in charge of scattering the petals had already spoken to reprimand her.
There are some things that the master does not need to talk about, and these slaves must learn to share the master's worries.
Seeing that the beating was about to come again, Wang Kuo, who lowered his head, didn't seem to have heard it, as if the one who was about to be beaten was not him, but someone who had never had anything to do with him. Said the incomprehensible voice.
"Your Majesty, this matter is related to the imperial concubine and the empress..."
"Ok?"
Before Wang Kuo could finish speaking, Concubine Yin's hands stirring the water suddenly stopped, her eyes flickered and she looked back at Wang Kuo who was kneeling there for the first time.
"Dog, do you know what will happen if you lie to me?"
In fact, it's no wonder Concubine Yin doesn't believe him, it's because Wang Kuo's current status is very low, he can only be regarded as a newcomer who has just entered the palace for less than half a year, how could he know such a secret?
Peng Peng Peng... After Concubine Yin finished saying a word, Wang Kuo immediately knocked his head on the ground, kowtowed and pretended to be sincere and fearful.
"Young lady knows, young lady knows, please don't worry, my lady, I never dare to lie to my lady, it's because of the news I heard suddenly the night before yesterday, I hope my lady will learn from you."
The swearing look and the sincere and fearful voice are very deceptive.
When Wang Kuo heard Concubine Yin asking him, he was no longer afraid. Instead, he couldn't help but feel a burst of enthusiasm and blood gushing when he thought about what he was going to do next.
"Hmph, you don't dare to judge me. Tell me everything you know. If you agree, you will be rewarded. If you say something wrong..."
Concubine Yin didn't explain what to do if she made a mistake, but Wang Kuo didn't need his brain, even if he thought about it with his butt, he knew that it was a threat. I am afraid that I will expose myself because of a negligence.
It wasn't until he felt that his mood was almost calmed down that he deliberately looked at the three court ladies with a hesitant expression, because Wang Kuo knew that the current Concubine Yin was definitely looking at him.
"Well, come and answer before me, you all go out, remember, no one is allowed to come in without my order."
Sure enough, after seeing Wang Kuo's hesitant expression, Concubine Yin only hesitated a little, and waved the three court ladies back out.
"Yes, empress." Wang Kuo and the three maids respectfully agreed at the same time, but Wang Kuo didn't move until the three maids had completely exited the bedroom and closed the door, then carefully bent over and stood up, Walking towards Concubine Yin step by step.
"What's the matter? I can't stand it after kneeling for a while?" Concubine Yin noticed Wang Kuo's unnaturalness, but she didn't think too much about it. She just thought that it was because his kneeling leg was numb, that's why he bent over and walked, but she didn't know Wang Kuo is hiding somewhere.
"Okay, just stand there and tell me everything you know. If you speak well, you will be rewarded." Concubine Yin poured water on her body to take a bath, with flower petals on her body, and a faint fragrance permeated the air. The slender jade fingers kept rubbing gently on the proud figure, Wang Kuo's heart was pounding when he saw the enchanting and charming appearance, and the flames became more and more intense.
Smash it, smash it, and suppress the flame in his heart, Wang Kuo then admired the beautiful scenery in front of him, and said with a smile: "Hey, the little one has to thank you first, but before I talk about it, there is one thing for the little one You need to ask your wife."
"Huh? Tell me?"
Under Wang Kuo's gaze, Concubine Yin felt inexplicably flustered, and a blush appeared on her cheeks. Even because of the flustered reason, she didn't hear the change in Wang Kuo's tone.
Wang Kuo also suddenly noticed that Concubine Yin looked at him with strange meanings, but at this moment, he didn't have time to think about it, so he opened his mouth and said.
"May I ask you, if a concubine gave the emperor a green hat, what kind of crime would it be?"
(End of this chapter)
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