Datang Longya

Chapter 315 That, Grandpa, Is a Girl
Liu Shuwen is about to give birth, so the palace must be notified. It is understandable that Empress Changsun came here, but Li Shimin's coquettish bag also came here, so it is a bit inappropriate!
When Li Shimin saw Leng Feng, he was cooking chicken soup, and the kitchen was full of strong aroma.

"The dignified Duke of the Kingdom of Jin actually drilled into the kitchen. If it gets out, it will probably become the laughing stock of the whole Tang Dynasty."

Leng Feng covered the casserole pot with a wet towel and said, "Cooking is human nature, when our ancestors were drinking blood, they probably didn't have time to sit there and wait for their daughter-in-law to cook.

Those scholar-bureaucrats yelled 'a gentleman stays away from the kitchen' all day long, but I don't believe it. If he is locked in the kitchen and given no food, he will starve to death without lighting a fire to cook.

Is a gentleman far away from the kitchen?Throughout the ages, there have been many "gentlemen" who have held high positions, framed Zhongliang, and stayed away from the kitchen. "

Li Shimin smiled and said: "You should tell those rotten scholars about this!"

There are a lot of ingredients in the kitchen of the Leng Mansion. Leng Feng took a cucumber, put a plate of cold salad on the table, took out a jug of wine, and said to Li Shimin: "It seems that you have nothing to do today, do you want to drink with me?" ?”

Li Shimin readily agreed.

After two glasses of wine, Li Shimin said, "Just now, Miracle Doctor Sun told me that you are very anxious now. Normal people are cheering when they are about to have a child. I don't understand why you are so anxious."

Leng Feng was chewing on a cucumber, and there were some things he couldn't tell Li Shimin, or in other words, even if he told him, Li Shimin wouldn't believe it.

The Grandmother Paradox!

Since arriving in Tang Dynasty, these four words have been lingering in Leng Feng's heart.

Time travel has always been a bridge in science fiction movies. After people conquered the land, sea, and sky, they aimed at space and time uncontrollably!Many theories about space and time were born here.

The Grandmother Paradox is the biggest obstacle to time travel!Suppose a person travels back in time and accidentally kills his young grandma, then his father will no longer exist, so where did he come from?

Luo Yi's death was abnormal, the East Turks' demise was premature, and Gaochang's demise was premature.

These are not important, what is important is the locust plague, which should have killed a lot of people. Since the outbreak of the locust plague, no one has died of hunger. It can be said that many, many people have lived for no reason in history.

It seems to be just a change of the dead and the living, but when placed on the timeline, it is enough to have a huge impact. After that, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties no longer exist, so will "Leng Feng" be born in the world?

At this moment, Leng Feng was like a child holding a torch and probing back and forth in front of the dynamite package. Maybe he would blow himself into a situation where he would never be able to recover at any moment.

But according to the "parallel universe" analysis, he might not have to worry, because strictly speaking, the timeline has branched from the moment he arrived in Datang, which is completely different from the later generations.

Seeing that Leng Feng fell silent again, Li Shimin couldn't help knocking on the plate with his chopsticks: "What are you thinking?"

Leng Feng shook his head, and drank another glass of wine. Usually he never drank, unless he couldn't avoid it, he would drink some, but today, he really didn't know what to do if he didn't drink some.

Li Shimin is a person who has been there, and he fully understands Leng Feng's mood, so he persuaded: "A woman is just giving birth to a child. You can't give birth to her if you are thinking about it here. A man, you should give your unborn child a name at this time." , instead of thinking about what is there and what is not here.”

Li Shimin's words were so convincing that he completely forgot how anxious he was walking around outside the Chengqian Hall when the eldest grandson Empress was born in the second year of Wude.

The chicken soup can't be boiled for too long, Leng Feng estimated that the time was almost up, so he strained the chicken soup into a tureen, and waited for it to cool down before taking it back to the bedroom.

Wen Po came out and brought in a tray, and after a while brought out an empty bowl, and said to Leng Feng: "Madam chicken soup has been drunk, and I asked my old body to tell you that the chicken soup you boiled is much better than the cook's." .”

After finishing speaking, she couldn't help laughing. After delivering babies for so many years, this is the first one where the male master cooks chicken soup for the female master!

It seems that the rumors in the market that the Lord of the State of Xi favors his wife are true.

Waiting, at this time there is only waiting, the sun gradually deviates from the heart of the sky, setting in the west, setting in the west, at about three o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Shuwen's groaning sound came from the bedroom, and it became more and more intense.

Leng Feng turned a triangular pistol quickly, but this still couldn't relieve his anxiety. He couldn't take it anymore, he asked for Li Shimin's pistol, and repeated the process of dismantling and assembling, which made Li Shimin terrified, afraid that he wouldn't be alone. Be careful to break this artifact.

The door opened, and the servant girl came out with a blood-stained cloth. Just as Leng Feng was about to ask a question, Sun Simiao held him down: "When you give birth, you will definitely bleed. Why are you panicking?"

Leng Feng had no choice but to sit back, dismantling the pistol was too boring, and Li Shimin's hesitant appearance was too conspicuous, so he simply went into the secret room and took out the sniper rifle, and disassembled it in front of Li Shimin.

Suffering, whether it is Liu Shuwen who is fighting the pain in the bedroom, or Leng Feng waiting outside, is suffering.

The sun gradually set on the western mountain, and when the stars appeared, the baby's cry finally came from the brightly lit bedroom.

Born!

Finally gave birth!

Leng Feng excitedly tossed the sniper rifle aside, rushed to the door and waited for Mrs. Wen to carry the child out.

Wen Po came out, but she didn't hold the child in her arms. She forced a smile and said, "Congratulations to the lord, it's the joy of Nongwa."

Leng Feng asked suspiciously: "What is Nongwa's joy?"

Sun Simiao patted Leng Feng on the shoulder: "Girl..."

Li Shimin was also a little disappointed, although he longed for Leng Feng to have a daughter, and then matched Li Zhi and this girl into a pair, but to Leng Feng, a daughter didn't mean much.

Seeing that the master was silent, Lao Li couldn't help but say, "Master, girl..."

Under everyone's sympathetic eyes, Leng Feng took out a small gold bar from his pocket and threw it to Wen Po: "Girls are fine too, but you can hold it out and show it to me, hurry up!"

"!"

"?"

Everyone looked at Leng Feng together, why did he give birth to a girl, this person was not disappointed at all!

Wen Po received the gold bar with a dazed expression on her face. Speaking of their line of work, when they deliver babies at the official's home, they are most afraid of encountering a girl, especially the first child.

If it is a son, the official will reward them when he is happy, but if it is a daughter, they are too embarrassed to ask for it, but today this one, is he too disappointed and stupid?

"That, my lord, is a girl."

(End of this chapter)