Datang Longya

Chapter 355 I Can't Talk

Li Xiaogong was the closest to Leng Feng, and stood up abruptly: "Why didn't you tell me? Did Wu Song meet that big bug?"

Leng Feng pointed to the sky: "It's almost time to sleep, I want to know what's going on, I'll continue talking tomorrow! Anyway, the journey is long!"

"Boss, let's continue talking. It doesn't matter if we are sleepy, but you finished talking. This is stuck at a critical juncture. It's uncomfortable!"

Leng Feng smiled slightly. Why is the storyteller always full of seats at the booth every time he tells a story?It is because they are always used to leaving suspense at the end and stopping abruptly before the climax of the story. When you come back for the second time and listen to him finish this part, they dug another big hole to seduce you for the third time. Come.

The poor listeners can only listen to this time and wait for the next time, and finally changed from passing by to Tingting to become a regular customer of his house, coming every time.

"It's so late, go to bed, I'll tell you tomorrow night, who will pester you tonight, twenty army sticks!"

Twenty army sticks...

No one has trouble with the [-]th army stick. The army stick is not like the teacher's pointer.

After successfully deterring these people, Leng Feng put away the wooden plank and the specially shaped stone. The combination of the stone and the wooden plank worked well, and he planned to continue using them tomorrow night.

Nothing to say all night~
Early the next morning, everyone continued on the road. Unlike the silence in the past, this time they had a new topic. Since there was no need to worry about the sudden appearance of enemies, everyone was very leisurely.

Li Erniu and Geng Yuze were arguing "whether it is possible to kill a tiger with bare hands", and Er Gouzi and Huo Xingyun were arguing "whether Wu Song will encounter the tiger in Jingyanggang".

How good it is, on a long-distance trip, the most taboo is to have nothing to say, nothing to do, just rushing for the sake of traveling, and it will make people nervous in the end.

Tang Jian hasn't said a word since Leng Feng finished telling the story last night. When he was taking a lunch break, he took the initiative to find Leng Feng:

"Duke Xi, did you tell the story that one hundred and eight heroes gathered in Liangshanshuibo, and finally overthrew the Song Dynasty?"

Leng Feng smiled slightly, look, another addict, trying to let him spoil it in advance.

"Ju Guogong, storyteller, why bother to be so anxious, I will continue to talk when the big guys get together in the evening."

Tang Jian said helplessly: "Your story is about seducing soldiers from ordinary families, as well as generals like King Hejian. Want to seduce this old man? It's a dream! The ancient books that this old man reads are worse than the account books of your family's Tianxialou. A lot! Just a story, do you think I will be immersed in it and unable to extricate myself?"

Look, this is blunt!
Leng Feng shook his head: "I still can't tell you in advance, if you want to know, just wait until night!"

"I'm not joking with you, but talking about big things with you!"

Tang Jian took Leng Feng by the arm and pulled him behind the tent: "The story you told is full of dissatisfaction with the imperial court, have you thought about how bad it will be if it spreads out? "

Leng Feng scratched his head: "I don't know."

It's just a story, how can it have a bad influence?

Tang Jian said seriously: "First of all, if this story spreads, what will your political opponents think of you? Give you a hat of 'rebellion', and you have to wear it properly. If others want to protect you, they can't find a suitable one." reason.

Secondly, the heroes like Chao Gai you mentioned were indeed oppressed by the imperial court, and they used the banner of "walking for heaven" to rob the rich and help the poor. It sounds nice, but what is the difference between this and ordinary rogues?
Your story is indeed very attractive. It is foreseeable that as long as it spreads, it will definitely become a story that storytellers must tell every time. A nobleman like me will laugh it off after hearing it, but common people will slowly listen to it. Change the idea of ​​being obedient citizens.

Oh, today the magistrate of Anmin County is cruel and ruthless, and the common people gathered a group of people to become bandits. Tomorrow, the county magistrate of Sanshan County expropriated violently, and the people became a bunch of grassroots again. At that time, what do you want the court to do?what should you do?Shoot those people with thunder arrows?Or take the thunder to blow up?

You once said that you hope that these two weapons will never explode on the land of our Tang Dynasty, but when the people all over the country riot and the court suffers from insufficient troops, you say whether to bomb or not..."

Listening to Tang Jian's words, Leng Feng couldn't help but shed a cold sweat, as if, that's really the case!
The people at this time are ignorant, and their thoughts are inherited from the teachings of the previous generation and what they have seen and heard in daily life. If the storytellers really spread "Water Margin" throughout the Tang Dynasty, then the Tang Dynasty may really appear. The scene he was talking about.

Unlike later generations, Datang had compulsory education, television and computers, and anyone could know the world affairs without leaving home, and anyone could learn correct thoughts from the course of "Ideology and Morality".If an ordinary person suddenly appeared and shouted against the government, even without sanction from the authorities, the people around him would cover his mouth.

It is difficult for a country to collapse under the attack of external forces, and the collapse of Guangsha usually begins with a weak foundation, that is, chaos within the country.

If you put it this way, this "Water Margin" really can't be said!

"Have you figured it out?" Tang Jian patted Leng Feng on the shoulder: "If you think it through, finish telling Wu Song's story tonight, and let's change to another story! I think the story of that rich family is very good!"

Although the look of embarrassment on Leng Feng's face last night was only fleeting, Tang Jian, who had already passed away, still saw it.

Seeing that Tang Jian clicked "Dream of Red Mansions" deliberately, Leng Feng said with an ugly expression: "You did it on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose, I really can't tell the story, I have heard of it, I haven't understood it well, but I still have it There are many stories, I believe you will like them!"

"Then I'm all ears!" Tang Jian cupped his hands casually, and then walked out. When he came to the corner of the tent, he suddenly turned his head: "Has that Wu Song met that Jingyanggang tiger?"

"Meet...you!"

Leng Feng was thinking of changing some story, but Tang Jian took advantage of it, and accidentally said it out!
Old pussy!It's no wonder that this guy has been running around all over the country without any problems. From this incident, we can see how smart he is!
Tang Jian knew that his method would work, so he couldn't help laughing: "Got it, got it! Don't worry, I will never tell anyone!"

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It was night again, when Leng Feng ordered the camp to rest, the Dragon Tooth Army and the Dragon Scale Army uncharacteristically did not draw lots to see which side would be responsible for camping and cooking, but acted together.

Camp, a stick of incense.

Cooking, a stick of incense!

(End of this chapter)