Datang Longya

Chapter 459 Stupid bird!

Section [-]: The success of the ambassadors
Put it there, no one will take it out!
Kochab saw a surprise in his crotch, and jumped up but didn't get up!Should this play be stuffed into the crotch?What if it explodes?
Sogajiro held him down: "Don't move around, we can study it as long as we go out, let's go! Let's go out!"

The crowd hurriedly carried Leng Feng and Kochab outside, and when they saw that Leng Feng was being carried out, the soldiers surrounded them and drew their swords at the envoys.

An Lu hurriedly explained: "It's okay, it's okay! Gong Gong just drank too much, you can take a look if you don't believe me!"

Shiliu Gouzi put away the knife and saw that the boss was caught, so he called a person to come and carry the cold front with him, and said to Anlu, "Let's take care of the boss! Go back to the guest room and rest!"

Soga Jiro shook his head: "Let's go out, Mr. Shou got drunk after drinking, we really don't have the face to live here."

Sixteen Gouzi pointed to the sky and said, "It's still raining now, you can't go back to Chang'an, where are you going to live?"

Yuan Gai Suwen said: "It's fine for us to live in tents. Didn't the housekeeper bring a lot of tents to us just now? If we take them away, you won't be reluctant!"

Shiliu Gouzi shook his head: "Gongfu Mansion is willing to send a few tents, take them with you and go!"

After finishing speaking, Shiliu Gouzi got out of the way.

The rain was a bit heavy at the moment, and everyone untied their hoods and covered Kochab's body, and they didn't give up until they covered his whole body.

Shiliu Gouzi looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Sogajiro explained: "Kochab is injured, and the rain is not good."

"Since when did you two become so close?"

Shiliu Gouzi scratched his head and watched them fleeing in the rain with suspicion.

"Why else, they have something in their hands!"

Leng Feng, supported by Shiliu Gouzi, straightened his waist, took a deep breath, the show was over, and now he didn't have to pretend to be drunk.I just don't know if Zhang Zhongqing's rush-made shock can achieve the effect he wants. If it fails to fire, it will be boring.

Shiliu Gouzi was not surprised by the boss's action, he let go of his hand: "Boss, do you want us to follow them?"

Leng Feng took your lead: "Follow, find out their camp, and then come back and tell me that it's raining now, they can't experiment, at most research, but research, they have to be able to disassemble it."

As soon as the envoys here left the palace, they put Kochab under more protection and carried him to the outside of Tianxia Manor.

Tianxia Manor is really not a place for research!
They ran to an uninhabited grassland before they started camping and pitching tents.They hurriedly opened the handle, and they saw Kochab with a painful face.

They carried him too quickly just now, and they would always "inadvertently" bump into his injuries during the bumps, the pain
Stop talking, if you talk too much, you will cry!

Seeing that Kochabu's face was contorted, Anlu carefully took out the scarf in his crotch, wiped it with a cloth and said, "It's hard work! But it's definitely worth it. Who of you will dismantle this thing? Take it apart and see, it's What kind of weapon is that!"

no one answered
Some people don't know how to do it, and some people don't dare. They all know that this is the rumored "God's Armed Forces". What if they accidentally dismantle the bomb?
Seeing that no one dared to pick it up, An Lu took a deep breath: "Then I'll do it! But you can't blame me if it's broken!"

Everyone nodded!

To dismantle things requires something, so Kochab could only reluctantly give up his lift chair and let Anlu put Jing on it to study.

An Lu carefully put Jing on the chair, probably because of nervousness, his hand slipped in the last distance, and Jing hit the chair, making a "dang" sound.

"wu"

Everyone retreated quickly, clinging to the tent, wishing to get through the tent and get out. Only Kochab, who was not good at moving, looked at the others who retreated quickly, wanting to cry without tears!

An Lu was also taken aback by himself, but when he wanted to run, he suddenly lost consciousness in his two legs, so he could only cover his eyes and wait to die.

After a long time.
Anlu opened his eyes.

Kochab stretched out his hand to call for someone to help him, and said as he greeted, "Don't look at it! This thing shouldn't be blown up casually. I've seen it. They set it on fire before throwing it out."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief
Only then did An Lu realize that his two legs were obeying his command again.

He picked up the Jing and began to study its structure. After looking at it for a long time, he reached out and grabbed the fuze of the Jing, trying to pull it out.This action made Kochab yell, "Don't pull it out! What do you want when you pull it out?"

An Lu stopped his hands: "This is the only place where this thing can move. What should I do if I don't pull it out? Otherwise, you can dismantle it. There are so many words!"

Kochab quickly closed it, but he knew how terrible this guy's lethality was, so go up and tear it down?What if it explodes?
Unru looked at it and was puzzled. There was a thumb-thick, hemp rope-like thing on the top of the iron ball, but when the "hemp rope" was pulled out, the thing was scrapped.

How to start?

Yuan Gai Suwen said: "It's better not to dismantle it, or let's wait for the rain to stop and light it to see what's going on?"

Kochab dissuaded: "How can it be lit? If it is lit, it will explode? We can't study anything!"

Soga Jiro also said: "Wait until the sun clears! If it clears up, the sun will be bright enough, and maybe you can find something else. Now there is only the light of the torches, and you don't dare to get too close. What can you research?"

What Sogajiro said unexpectedly makes sense
An Lu nodded: "That's fine, how do you keep this thing?"

Yuan Gai Suwen said: "Since this thing can explode, the five elements should belong to fire, so it should be kept away from water. It is raining now, so we should avoid letting it get wet and wet."

Everyone nodded, but most of what they used to cover Kochab before was exposed, so what should we do now?What can I do to make it waterproof?
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and finally realized that it all stayed on Kochab.

Because of being protected by more than a dozen pieces, this guy still does it.
Section [-]: Watching the Monkey Show

Li Shimin had a headache. There were too many homes around Datang, and most of them had limited land resources or poor living conditions.Because of this, Datang is the place they all yearn for.

Pure force is better, Datang is also a family that has come out of hundreds of battles, so it is impossible to be afraid of their attack.However, if it's a spiritual attack, it's not so good!
According to the news brought back by Du Ruhui, some people shouting "True Lord" gradually appeared in the far west of the Western Regions. Wherever they went, blood stained the ground, and at the same time, dark clouds would cover people's hearts.Their verbal demagogy will turn a normal person into a fanatic.

This is an invasion of religion, and sometimes such an invasion is more terrifying than the invasion of the enemy.

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief after making some adjustments at the border gates of the Western Regions. The Tang Dynasty has two schools of Buddhism and Taoism, and it is already chaotic enough, plus those big and small guys, it is even more messy.

He wanted to do it, but didn't know how to deal with it.

Because even a small ancestral temple may have tens of thousands of believers.

Amid all the troubles, he received an invitation from Leng Feng to "watch a monkey show".
Watching a monkey show?Li Shimin stared at the word "watching monkey show" for a long time.

It is impossible for the monkey show to be performed by monkeys, it could only be that some unlucky guy was harmed by Leng Feng again!

Opening Baiqisi's routine report casually, seeing the news about envoys gathering to discuss matters, Li Shimin laughed loudly: "It seems that you are going to play with this group of monkeys!"

The queen walked in with the child in her arms: "It's strange today, why is Your Majesty smiling so much?"

Ever since Du Ruhui came back, the emperor has become very irritable, throwing things is a common occurrence, why is he smiling so much today?

Li Shimin stopped laughing, and said to the queen: "Mr. Xi sent me an invitation to invite me to watch a monkey show. I think it will be more interesting if I agree."

"Watching a monkey show?" The queen was only puzzled for a moment and knew that this monkey show was not that monkey show.An invitation from Mr. Xie?The queen nodded: "Then you go, it's better to go for a walk, and also to evacuate your mood these days."

Li Shimin nodded: "I'm looking forward to it, what show will he show me!"

The Baiqisi spies were scattered in front, the plainclothes imperial guards were surrounded, and the Baiqisi spies were behind.

This time, no one found out that the group of people coming out of the palace contained the emperor, so they just assumed it was some big shot.

At the intersection of Wenyuan, Tianxia Manor and Chang'an Road, Li Shimin saw the smiling Leng Feng.

"I missed my business and came out to watch the monkey show. If the monkeys weren't fun, I would have made this trip in vain!"

Li Tai said with a smile: "Father, don't worry, it's definitely a rare show. As long as the dark clouds clear and the sky clears up, we can see a good show!"

The surprise that Yuan Gai Suwen and the others took was actually created by Li Tai, Yan Liben, and Zhang Zhongqing. The surprise was very predictable!
Li Shimin nodded: "The weather looks like it will clear up soon, where should we go to see a play?"

Leng Feng jumped off the horse: "If you want to watch a show, it's better to walk there, so as not to disturb them, the dew and rain are heavy, so be careful not to catch cold."

After finishing speaking, Leng Feng handed one of the binoculars to Li Shimin and one to Li Tai, and he took the sniper scope.In order to avoid startling the scene, one must stay far away after watching the monkey show in its entirety.

Everyone climbed up a hill and entered the green tents prepared by the soldiers of the Dragon Tooth Army.The three of them, each with a monocular, looked into the distance.

On the grass at the bottom of the mountain, several tents stood there alone, and occasionally one or two servants of the mission came out to relieve them.

Leng Feng looked at Shisan Gouzi: "How is it? Do you know which is Yuan Gai Suwen's tent?"

Thirteen Gouzi shook his head: "It wasn't raining heavily, and I didn't dare to go in too deep, for fear of disturbing them. However, I guess the one in the middle is, after all, all the envoys are there, they can't let their own Boss, go outside again!"

Leng Feng shook his head: "That's not necessarily the case. In my opinion, the outermost and most isolated one is more likely. Kochab should have experienced the demonstration war. He knows the power of terror. Put it in the middle of the camp? Isn't that courting death?" !"

Li Shimin patted Leng Feng: "Look, envoy Xue Yantuo has come out."

Leng Feng looked at it with 2 binoculars, and it really was!They were really in that isolated tent, he guessed right.

Others know how to find a secluded place to relieve themselves after they come out, this guy... started to solve it right where he was!Still big!
Leng Feng angrily put down the binoculars: "Unlucky!"

Li Shimin also put down his binoculars and asked, "Leng Feng, what do you mean, did the envoys get the surprise?"

Leng Feng nodded: "Yes, they did get Jing, but this version of Jing is not right!"

Li Shimin wondered, "What do you mean?"

Leng Feng and Li Tai laughed together: "It's nothing, it's nothing, just watch it, it will definitely be very interesting for a while!"

The rain gradually stopped, and another person entered the tent.

It's Zhang Zhongqing.

Zhang Zhongqing snatched Leng Feng's binoculars: "What's the matter? They haven't lit yet?"

Leng Feng said helplessly: "What the hell do you want them to order? Wait a minute, if there are no accidents, the sky will clear before noon, and they will come out at that time. If it is later, we will have a picnic .”

Zhang Zhongqing said anxiously: "I really want to see what its actual application effect is like!"

Looking at the impatient Zhang Zhongqing, Li Shimin was also curious about what happened to the shock: "Qing Que'er, tell father what happened to the shock!"

Li Tai put down the binoculars: "Father, if you know its composition and effect in advance, it will be boring to see it again! You should rest assured and wait!"

Time passed by, Leng Feng and the others ate a box lunch from Tianxialou, and then continued to wait.Gradually, the sky cleared up, and the separate tent was opened almost as soon as the weather cleared.

An Lu took the scarlet and looked at its structure in the sunlight.

There is still no gap, this roughly spherical guy only has a gap at the thumb-thick fuze, but Kochab said that if the fuze is pulled out, the god's armament will be useless!

An Lu looked at the terrified crowd behind him: "I still don't know how to dismantle it, or should we just unplug it?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, pulled it out, and the weapon of the god was abolished. Except for Kochab, they had never seen the power of the weapon of the god.But if you don't pull it out, who can see through the iron sheet and know what kind of structure is inside?
Soga Jiro gritted his teeth: "Pull it out! You don't need to look at its power, but its structure must be clear!"

An Lu nodded, giving a stern
How did this thing get pulled out without much effort?
The front end of what he pulled out was like a fuze, but there was a small strip of cloth attached to the end. After shaking off the small cloth strip, everyone gathered around to look at it.

I saw the letter: "You guys are going to be unlucky! Silly birds!"

(End of this chapter)