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Chapter 402 Xue Daduan Li Er is a Tragedy

"Of course I remember, is that Xue Wanjun who wanted to spend money to buy my cousin? I also agreed to find time to practice solo with him and Luo Yi.

I heard that you kindly married your sister to him a few days ago, why?There is no way to get back on the stage, so you are deliberately angry with me like this?My sister promised to go out like this?Don't ask people if they agree or not. " Bai Fan laughed at Li Er.

Li Er's smile stopped abruptly, and he snorted coldly: "Bastard, is I such a stingy person?
Back then, Luo Yi was a pervert, you went to him for solo practice, but Xue Wanjun was drunk and followed him, he was a fool, he had been in the army for many years, obsessed with martial arts and military training, and didn't think about anything else , leading to 30 years old and not yet married.

Everyone didn't know what was wrong with him at first, they thought he was enlightened when they shouted drunkenly that day, but later his younger brother Xue Wanche went to ask him and found out that it was because of Luo Yi's help.

In the past, it was also my negligence. I didn’t care much about the lives of my subordinates. A great general in the Tang Dynasty was 30 years old and still unmarried. Telling it made people laugh, so I married my younger sister, Princess Danyang, to him as his wife.

Danyang is remarried so he is not picky. Xue Wanjun is an idiot and readily agreed, and then got married in a hurry. "

Bai Fan was puzzled, this is a trivial matter at home, why did you ask me for it?
"The day before yesterday, Danyang ran back to the palace by himself and never came back. The boss of the Xue family was dazed for some reason. I sent the queen to ask Danyang. Who knew that the result would be that the boss of the Xue family who was not married at thirty was too stupid to grow up so big. I don't know anything, I'm intoxicated with martial arts and I haven't even been to a brothel, he, he...

Hi!Sister Danyang thought she was being left out in the cold and disliked the boss of the Xue family for being too stupid, so she refused to go back. "It's hard for Li Er to say what he said.

Bai Fan's skin was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, what the hell is this? A 30-year-old man doesn't know what a bridal chamber is?

"Then tell him it's fine, what do you want me to do?" Bai Fan asked.

Li Er put on that wretched expression again, "Of course it's a good thing, I'll leave this important task to you, you are the love sage of the Tang Dynasty, you must be the best at this kind of husband and wife and family affairs, I ordered you to teach Xue Wanjun so that he Husband and wife are harmonious and reconciled.

You cannot deny it. "

"You, you are avenging your own personal revenge!" Bai Fan pointed at Li Er and said.

Everyone knows that Bai Fan is a modest gentleman. He does not want to be lustful when he incorporates brothels. He lives among thousands of flowers without touching his body. Now Li Er asked him to teach the boss of the Xue family to do this. How to teach him?
Teach him to go to whorehouse?Xue Wanjun is also a gentleman and never goes to the place of fireworks.

Do you want to demonstrate it yourself?It's scary to think about it!
"Why, you won't go? I promised my sister Danyang that Xue Wanjun is a romantic talent. I have said this promise. The only one who can make people become romantic is you, Bai Fan. If you don't go, then I will go with Danyang." It is you, Bai Fan, who are unwilling to help teach, and Danyang is also your aunt, do you want to do it?"

Yes, I was threatened by Hong Guoguo.

There is no way, isn't it just a physiological enlightenment class for people?It's not too difficult to think about it, but it's awkward to think about it just to teach my uncle.

Bai Fan bit the bullet and took it, secretly scolding Li Er for being insidious.

Seeing Bai Fan grabbing his hair and leaving the house, Li Er laughed and said that he had taken revenge, but he also began to reflect, the throne is abandoned like a shoe in Bai Fan's eyes, is it really like this?

Recalling my daily life again, I have to get up before dawn every morning to review the memorials, and I am so soft in reviewing that I am often so busy that I still have a mountain of memorials at dusk, and it is common to work overtime at night.

When it's time to go to bed, you have to think about which one of the concubines in the harem you are going to serve tonight, yes, it is.

The ancient emperors were the kings of a country, and all their affairs were national affairs, and their private life was no exception.

In the emperor's harem, beauties are like clouds. The so-called 72 concubines of the Sangong and Six Courtyards are just an imaginary number. "Three wives, nine concubines, 6 wives, 27 royal wives" ("Book of Rites").

During the Zhou Dynasty, the order and time for the imperial concubines of the king of Zhou to enter the imperial palace were strictly regulated, basically according to the profit and loss of the moon phase and the status of the imperial concubines.30 days a month, from the first day to the ninth day, 81 wives are on duty, each group of nine people, a group of ten days; from the tenth to the twelfth day, 27 women are on duty, and there are nine people every day; on the thirteenth day For the nine concubines; on the 27th for the third wife; on the 81th and [-]th are the full moon, that is, the night of the full moon, and the queen is on duty.The second half of the month starts on the [-]th, followed by the third wife, the ninth concubine, the [-]th wife, and the [-]st wife.

It was the Tang Dynasty at this time, and in this era, many things in life were in accordance with Zhou etiquette. Although Li Er had only been on the throne for a few years and there were not so many wives, there were still more than a dozen of them. Pass down the family line and have multiple offspring to marry.Of course, there are some of them that he really likes.

At least the dozen or so concubines who have seats, he has to take care of them within 30 days of this month. According to Zhou etiquette, if they don’t come for half a month, they are considered disgusted, if they don’t come for one month, they are abandoned, and if they don’t come for three months, they will be thrown into the cold palace. up.

The more concubines in the harem, the denser the schedule. Sometimes even if Li Er didn't want to choose at night, those concubines had to wait for a long time before it was their turn. Li Er couldn't do it if he didn't go. So when I recalled it, I was forced by etiquette Are you going to serve the harem?

Thinking of this, Li Er felt a little envious of his minister Fang Xuanling. He only had one wife, and sometimes he was really happy. There were three thousand beauties in the harem. The only one who really wanted to grow old was the eldest grandson of the empress.

If I am so busy and exhausted with state affairs, I might be scolded by others, such as Bai Fan, a thorn in the side.

It’s hard to wait for the ten-day holiday every ten days, and you can’t play for a while. Everything you play is recorded and watched. From time to time, you will be scolded by Wei Zheng, a black man.

When you want to expand your territory, you have to consider all aspects. You are often told that you will die if you want to fight a war. When you want to earn some money to build a house and repair the palace, you are said to fight with the people. The dragon robe, lived in the palace left by Yang Guang, and had to take a basin to catch water on rainy days.

The more I think about it, the more I feel bad. It seems that my life was happy except when I fought recklessly, but after I sat on the throne, it was a tragedy, and my life was not as good as a pig or a dog!

Let’s compare Bai Fan again. Although he has only married two daughters-in-law, they are the most beautiful princesses in the world. She is a princess who is envied by others. Walking sideways, he is still the richest man, and he is not short of money at all. Although he is wearing a scholar's robe, it is exposed when he shows off with Kinderman. All the clothes are more expensive than the dragon robe.

The food is more delicious than Wangjinglou. Although the official position is not in the court, but he is relaxed. If he goes out and says he is the Marquis of Lantian, who would dare to provoke him? The seven great families all walked around when they saw it, and raised their arms and called out millions of disciples of the beggar gang Waving the flag and shouting behind him, is this the real emperor, okay?

Li Er slapped off the armrest of the chair in his right hand, and cursed, Bai Fan deserves to be killed!
What this kid said is right, this is Xiaoyao, compared with this, the throne is no shit, no wonder Emperor Wu of the Han would say this in his old age, this is a golden cage that traps the emperor to death.

After thinking too much, Li Er became impulsive, did he find time to go on strike and quit?
　Today's Chapter 3, there are more tonight.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)