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Chapter 543 The Story of the Cat
A quarter of an hour later, Li Er called to stop helplessly.

In this quarter of an hour, everyone came together, whether it was a fierce general, a weak civil servant, or even a sword, but they couldn't break the golden bell, even the wise Fang Xuanling couldn't be fooled by tricks. Open, so Li Er could only stop and gave up the idea of ​​revenge on the spot.

Li Er pointed at Bai Fan angrily and cursed: "Boy, why did you attack us? We never offended you."

"No, absolutely not. Don't talk nonsense, Your Majesty. It's not that my father-in-law regrets that he has never tasted immortal food. I just want to give him a taste."

"Brother provoked you, you are looking for him, so why did you bring us along? Is this a fire at the city gate and the fish in the pond?"

"Your Majesty, please speak with conscience, okay? You are the ones fighting for the food. If I don't give it to you, look at their saliva. It's too permeable. I didn't force you to eat it."

That's right, you didn't persecute, but when you said everyone was drooling, you were deceiving.

Only then did Li Jiancheng understand, he shook his head speechlessly and said, "Didn't the old man just kick you, why are you taking revenge like this?"

Bai Fan's head shook like a rattle, and he repeatedly denied, "No, no, my son-in-law didn't take revenge. I definitely didn't take the past to heart. There is nothing my son-in-law can't forgive..."

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Everyone has already admired Bai Fankuang's shameless style. You said it was forgiveness, and you said it was not revenge?

"Hey! Brother, you really have a good son-in-law. Before, my younger brother was envious, but now, hehe..."

"Congratulations to King Jin, your son-in-law is commendable..."

Jin Wang Li Jiancheng spit out a mouthful of old blood, these bastards, if they can't take revenge on Bai Fan, they will taunt the old man?The old man is also a victim, okay?

The eldest grandson of the empress looked at the faces of the crowd, and felt it was funny, but also couldn't bear it, and asked, "Jian Zhi, you too, you played too much, how do you go out to meet people?"

"Second aunt, haven't you heard of 'curiosity killed the cat'?"

Empress Changsun shook her head: "No, I know curiosity, everyone has it, but how can curiosity kill the cat? Who did the cat provoke?"

Bai Fan instantly felt that he was overwhelmed by lightning. It turned out that the other party was not on the same channel as him. Under normal circumstances, you should ask what curiosity killed the cat, but why would you care about a cat?

Even Baiguan was concerned, who did the cat provoke?
Well, in fact, there are really many magical cats in history, such as the Western proverb that curiosity killed the cat, and the magical "Schrödinger's cat" in the quantum physics world, and the cat and mouse in the children's entertainment world, etc. wait.

There are also in the East, such as the innocent raccoon cat that died tragically in the raccoon cat exchange for the prince in history, the half-hearted cat in the children's story kitten fishing, the unsuccessful cat in the twelve zodiac signs and cats, and the left-handed cat in the cat-tiger master-student relationship...

Thinking of this, Bai Fan couldn't help but shake his head, feeling that the cat was almost spoiled by humans, so who did this cat provoke?

At this moment, Imperial Physician Liu in the Imperial Physician Team laughed and said: "I'm right, although this substance is not poison, but its nature is hot, it should be cured with cold medicine, and it is impossible to get something that can counteract it." It's the seeds inside, see how well that kid protects the seeds?"

"Come on, old Liu, that kind of seed is ten times hotter than the shell, you think it's not strong enough.

Besides, by the time you prepare the cold medicine, everyone will have endured the heat for a long time. "Bai Fan said with a belly laugh.

Physician Liu didn't care about Bai Fan's joke, and immediately retorted: "The hotness in the mouth can be tolerated, but what about the poisonous fire in the eyes? Huh, you just want to watch the fun and don't care about the ending. Look at our group of lanterns." Eye, what a nonsense."

"Very good, very good, Liu Aiqing hasten to dispense the medicine, I am waiting for the medicine to be applied."

Li Er urged, turned his head and shouted at the leader of the forbidden army: "Stand back, let you take down this kid, everyone is a coward, what do you want? Back down."

Well, the forbidden army was reprimanded, and they quickly retreated. At this time, His Majesty is getting angry, who wants to stay here longer?
It was only then that Bai Fan noticed that Empress Changsun was holding a child in her arms, it should be the little princess who was born recently, and she stepped forward to ask for it with a smile. I like it.

"Second aunt, has this little sister got a name?"

"Yes, your second uncle took it. His first name is Mingda, and his nickname is Sizi, which means that he wants her to thrive like Ruishousi (similar to a one-horned rhinoceros)."

Bai Fan understood that this child was Taizong's most beloved youngest daughter, the famous Jinyang Princess Li Mingda in Zhenguan. According to historical records, Jinyang Princess was intelligent, kind and gentle. When Taizong was angry, he would slowly persuade him, like his mother's eldest grandson, he was considerate and protected the minister.

Because I grew up with my father since I was a child, I learned good calligraphy, especially imitating Taizong's Feibai style, so that I can confuse the real with the fake.

It is a pity that the little princess inherited the Qi disease of her mother's family and died at the age of 12. According to historical records, the princess died early, and Taizong couldn't eat for a month and cried dozens of times a day.

Thinking of this, Bai Fan stretched out his hand to feel the child's pulse, slowly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, the child is very healthy, it seems that the last time the Five Elements Stone seized the destiny, it has completely cured the second aunt's qi disease, Sizi It is not hereditary, and maybe because of the Five Elements Stone, it is stronger than ordinary children, it really deserves the name of Sizi, very good."

After hearing this, Empress Changsun smiled, and she no longer had doubts in her heart. Although Sun Shenxian had already diagnosed Bai Fan, everyone believed that he was a man of destiny who could change his fate. His words were even more convincing.

"Boy, don't think that you can get away with fooling around by helping Sizi check. So many of us were poisoned by you, and you must have an account today."

"Erlang..." Empress Changsun persuaded, meaning that they are all from her own family, why are you just kidding?
Bai Fan looked at the crowd still surrounding him, and said with a smile: "Okay, I also admit that I am joking too much, since it is because of the chili that you are suffering, then I will use this thing to cook myself and cook for everyone. Delicious, how about an apology?
You know I'm not lying when I say it's insanely delicious, I'm drooling just thinking about it. "

"What? Don't you think it's not miserable enough to cheat us?" Li Jiancheng said angrily.

"My son-in-law swears with conscience that he will never hold any grudges and stop cheating. I am the number one master in the world, but I don't often cook. You must know that Wangjinglou's cooking skills are all taught by me. Speaking of which, I can be regarded as a modern culinary skill." Mountain founder, father-in-law, are you sure you don't want this opportunity?" Bai Fan said seriously.

Everyone felt sorry. After what happened just now, can they still trust this guy?The eye injury is still not healed, is it necessary to face Chili again?

Empress Changsun rounded things up and said, "Brother, just believe in Jian Zhi. Seeing that he sincerely admitted his mistakes and apologized, I just want to experience the superb delicacy he said."

"Okay, Second Aunt is so proud, with just one word, she can be regarded as a woman who will not give way to a man, and shame many men in the world.

Come on, return the little si to you, and I'll cook right away. "

Regardless of what Bai Fan said, Li Er and the others were embarrassed or not. They smiled and handed the child to the queen. Seeing that the cute little son fell asleep in his arms, he couldn't help touching her little baby with his fingers. Tease your lips again.

Unexpectedly, it was this action that caused trouble again. Bai Fan only liked children, so he forgot for a moment that he handled so many peppers with his hands, and his hands...

I didn't dare to think about it anymore, and saw the sizi in the queen's arms slowly start to frown from a deep sleep, and then opened those bright little eyes, and then...

"I'm going to the Imperial Dining Room to cook a big meal for you all. Everyone, get ready for the banquet."

Bai Fan picked up the pepper bag in one hand, stepped up the ladder, and then flew out of the door from above the heads of the crowd, heading straight for the imperial dining room.

Everyone is still puzzled, why Lan Tianhou is so weird?It is really vigorous and resolute, and it seems that he is also very anxious to eat delicious food. From this point of view, this delicious food is still very exciting.

At this moment, a baby's sharp cry came from the empress's arms, and the emperor and his wife lowered their heads and looked at their daughter again. Well, it is very obvious that the lower lip of the little son is twice as red and swollen as the upper lip. .

"Bai Fan, I want to kill you..."

　In the morning, Chapter 1 will be released three times in a row. Today, in order to thank the book lovers for the first ten thousand rewards accumulated after being put on the shelves, three more chapters will be added, and the first three chapters will be released in the morning.

　　
　
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