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Chapter 8 Give me the money, I'll be faster than him
Instead of explaining, he started telling a story.

"The year before last, I happened to see an old farmer praying to heaven.

In the summer, he set up an incense table and offered some black flour cakes.

There were not enough sacrifices, but the old farmer asked for a lot.

He begged God to bless the harvest in the field, that the old cow in the family could give birth to twins this time, that his son could marry a good wife, and so on.

I was thinking to myself, is this old man too greedy? How can there be such a good thing in the world?
Isn't this the story of Chunyu Kun in the funny biographies in "Tai Shi Gong Shu"?
As far as God is concerned, I have paid a lot, but there is no return.Do you think God will help you? "

Bai Fan talked eloquently.

The woman opposite was startled.

This person talks and laughs so happily, telling this little story, is he actually saying that I am like this old farmer?

"Tai Shi Gong Shu"?He is so knowledgeable, he also knows the story of Chunyu Kun?
It turns out that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the State of Chu once sent troops to attack the State of Qi.

King Wei of Qi sent his minister Chunyu Kun to the country of Zhao to ask for help with a lot of gifts, but the gift was only a hundred catties of gold and ten horses and chariots.

Chunyu Kun refused to go, and said with a sneer: "Today, the minister came from the east. When he saw a field beside the road, he held a dolphin's hoof and a bowl of wine, and wished: 'The pot is full of bonfires, the car is full of pollution, and the grain is abundant. Familiar, Rang Rang is full of family.' The minister saw that what he holds is narrow and what he wants is extravagant, so he laughed."

So King Wei of Qi gave a thousand yi of gold, ten pairs of white biscuits, and a hundred horses and chariots.So Chunyu Kun went on an envoy, and in the end Zhao Guo sent [-] troops to save Qi State. This is the story of Chunyu Kun.

Thinking of this, the woman felt dissatisfied, what an old farmer was, it was clearly what Chunyu Kun told King Qi Wei back then.

Dissatisfied in his mouth, he said, "Xiao Langjun is saying that the concubine asks too much and gives too little offering?"

Bai Fan nodded and said, "That's right!"

"Then do you know that Wan Guan's family wealth, given to this old gentleman, is equivalent to a year's incense here on weekdays." The woman said dissatisfied.

"Oh? That's quite a lot!
It's true that your ten thousand family wealth can't be spent on this Taoist temple, but it's not worth mentioning that what you use to enshrine is an immortal old man.

To put it simply, it's about you praying to Laojun.

From my point of view, it's just that you pay the gods to do things for you. I don't know if the eldest sister agrees with me? "

Big, big sister?A group of maids around opened their eyes wide. This kid dressed as a beggar called his mistress the eldest sister?
What made their eyes roll even more was that the woman hesitated for a moment, but did not refute.

"Although your words are vulgar, but when you think about it carefully, you do have this meaning, but praying to the gods must have other meanings. It's just that I don't have enough knowledge to describe it." The woman replied seriously.

Bai Fan is overjoyed, it's good that you agree, if I don't fool you today, I'm sorry for the title of No.1 mouth in the Chinese Department of Peking University!
"So, eldest sister, what you want is the safety of your family and the success of your husband.

Not to mention your husband's achievements.

Even if the safety of this family is the only one, according to the saying that you pay to worship the gods, it is considered to be begging the gods to save their lives.

In my opinion, this amount cannot be counted as usual.

When it is the lives of all the people in your family, how much is worth, how much will be paid to calculate.

This is fair and equitable to let the old gods do their best to keep your family safe.

Otherwise, you gave [-], Laojun has been busy for a long time, but he gave [-] points, not to mention whether the gods are willing or not, just you, don't you feel that you have treated the gods badly?

Sister, do you agree? "

Yuan Tiangang was speechless, why is this junior brother talking so loudly?How can you use the method of merchants to calculate the matter of praying to God and worshiping the sky?I couldn't help but want to cover my eyes with my right hand.

But Li Chunfeng nodded his head again and again, what the uncle said makes sense!When I ask the gods to do things, I must not let the gods suffer. This is disrespect to the gods.

But the maids at the side no longer glared at Bai Fan, but looked at this eloquent boy with interest, the story he told really made sense.

The woman was puzzled, what he said seemed to make sense, but she always felt that something was wrong!

"This... how can human life be measured by money? If it is true, the lives of my family are priceless, and no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can afford this price!
I don't know what my husband's words mean?

Please sir teach me! "

Bai Fan made a gesture of victory in his heart!It's done!
"Eldest sister, please don't blame my younger brother who is familiar with me, and I have some shallow conversations. Today, I fell in love with my eldest sister, so I will simply talk to you.

In fact, according to my younger brother!

You, if you spend a lot of money to ask this old gentleman for help, it is better to give the money to the younger brother.

As for what you're asking for, I don't know if Laojun is free to help.

But if you give me the money, I will definitely sell faster than him! "

At the end, Bai Fan's hand pointed at the statue of Laojun in the center of the hall.

Clap clap!All around was the sound of eyeballs falling to the ground.

The woman was stunned!Okay, how do you talk about money?How did the little gentleman who was just looking like a master suddenly become a businessman?

What is he doing?Could it be that you want to compete with the gods for incense?

The so-called authorities are obsessed, and bystanders are clear.

The surrounding maids and maids all understood that this guy is a liar, trying to cheat the [-] yuan from the mistress.

Pooh!How shameless!
Yuan Tiangang is in a hurry, this little junior is too unprincipled!
If you do this, aren't you cutting off my money in front of my face?Just now, he said that he is a family of brothers and sisters, how can he fight with me for money in a blink of an eye?

Li Chunfeng was dumbfounded, he felt that this little uncle was not bold, he seemed to be fooling the nobleman!This kind of behavior seems to be taught by Master, it should be called "court death"!

Poor little uncle who I just met for half an hour, my nephew mourns for you.

As a character who has experienced many trials and hardships, this woman is obviously not simple.

At this time, I have fully understood that I was deceived by this kid's sharp mouth.

Smiling back in anger, he said steadily, "Oh? Since Mr. Xiao Lang is so confident, it means that your methods are more clever than that of the immortal old gentleman?

If the concubine's [-] pennies are given to you, how will you protect the concubine's family?How can I let my concubine trust you with your empty words? "

"My lord, please forgive me! Don't listen to my younger brother's nonsense, his brain is frozen in the snow, so he can't take it seriously."

"Old Immortal Yuan, don't do this. I can distinguish right from wrong, in my heart and mind!" The woman's face straightened, and she said without anger.

this?Could it be that he was overdressed?
No, I'm still too young, why did I still speak my mind?
"Eldest sister, what do you mean by this? The younger brother is sincerely helping the elder sister. Do you think the younger brother is a liar?
snort!Although the younger brother is dressed in rags, he doesn't pay attention to the mere yellow and white things. He just wants to make a move. It can not only help you solve the problem, but also give you something as a gift for your brother and nephew. After all, I can't Live and eat here for free.

Since you don't believe it, then just pretend that I have nothing to say, and you can continue to worship God. I believe that as long as your thoughts are sincere, Lao Jun will definitely be able to sense it and help.

What a nuisance, forgive me, my lord!I bid farewell! "

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